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Whiskey, Wine and Parenting

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Welcome to Whiskey, Wine and Parenting. Hey... we're parents of twin toddlers, don't judge us for having a cocktail or two after they go down. We figured we like to drink and talk about our kids...might as well record it. And here it is!

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Welcome to Whiskey, Wine and Parenting. Hey... we're parents of twin toddlers, don't judge us for having a cocktail or two after they go down. We figured we like to drink and talk about our kids...might as well record it. And here it is!

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English


Episodes
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Do NOT Raise Your Children Like This!

3/17/2020
Do you remember how you were raised? Was it as fucked up for you as it was for the rest of us? Belly up to the bar and let's discuss...

Duration:00:32:33

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The Worst Parenting Advice...EVER

3/10/2020
We sat down and compared notes on all the parenting advice we've received. And guess what? It's all a steaming pile of gluten-free shit... Pull up a stool and listen to us bitch... Cheers!

Duration:00:26:25

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It's Party Time

2/26/2020
Have a seat. Grab a drink. We're talking about partying...

Duration:00:31:20

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New Year, New You? Doubt It! - We're Back!

2/4/2020
We are back from holiday hiatus. She's still bitchy...he's still drinkin'. Pull up a barstool and join us!

Duration:00:24:50

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To Elf Your F*ckin Shelf Or Not?

12/17/2019
When did Santa become not enough? Have a seat at the bar and join us as we discuss that little pointy hatted mother fucker! Whiskey...not a big fan. Wine...slightly more of a fan. Oh...and there's booze!

Duration:00:35:57

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Kids....They're still like Horror Movies...Right?

11/19/2019
We didn't get enough of the Horror last time. That's right, we cracked a couple more bottles and we're still obsessed with how much having kids is like living in a horror movie. So pull up a stool and bullshit with us about the horrors of parenthood!

Duration:00:32:37

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Real Answers to Questions about Toddlers

11/5/2019
If you've ever listened to this podcast, you'll know that most parenting advise is absolute horse shit. Pull up a stool and grab a drink while we talk about how our parenting decisions compare to others. Oh...and there's a list.

Duration:00:30:28

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You See...The Call was Coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!! - We're talkin' Urban Legends

10/22/2019
Pull up a stool. Don't mind the bloody hook or the candy laced with razor blades...it's all bullshit. Or is it? That's right...we're talkin' Urban Legends. Sit down with us...imbibe and let's shoot the shit.

Duration:00:31:59

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You're an Asshole Parent...and that's OK

10/15/2019
Everybody has an opinion. And you know what they say? They're all fucking assholes...don't listen to them. Grab a drink and listen to us and we slide into your ear holes and put your mind at ease... We're all asshole parents.

Duration:00:34:18

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Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife...They Cookin' Everybody Up In Here

10/8/2019
My wife is a fucking saint and takes the time to sit down with our kids and cook with them. Me? I feel like I am in the middle of a field of combat if I let them help me mix a protein shake. Sit down and have a drink. We're cooking with kids!

Duration:00:35:49

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How Much Halloween is TOO MUCH Halloween

10/1/2019
The real answer? There is no such thing. But we live in a world full of HOAs and opinionated assholes. So pull up a stool and have a drink with us. We promise we'll at least say something nice before we try to make out with you...

Duration:00:33:23

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Everything You Think You Know About Relationships is Horse Shit...

9/24/2019
Tonight we crack a few open and get a little raw. Everyone has been lying to you about what a relationship is. And the fuckers with the loudest mouths are usually in the shittiest ones. So sit back, grab your big boy panties and drink with us.

Duration:00:38:52

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Whiskey Vs. Wine PART 2 (I Totally Win...)

9/17/2019
The last one was so fun we decided to do it again. Come with us. Have some booze with us.

Duration:00:38:48

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Whiskey VERSUS Wine....Who Will Win??

9/10/2019
On this episode we get a little sloshed while talking about the benefits of whiskey vs the benefits of drinking wine. Oh and we ask each other questions... Come for the booze...stay for the conversation!

Duration:00:44:29

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20s Us VS. 40s Us....what's changed

9/3/2019
We were lushes in our 20s....still are now. So nothing has changed at all! Except we get less sleep, eat better and are constantly without a social life because we have twin toddlers! Cheers! Have a drink on us...

Duration:00:34:26

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It's Back to School Time Beeches! And That Means...We Need More Booze!

8/27/2019
Our kids aren't even school age yet and we're already feeling the pain of BACK TO SCHOOL. Join us as we take the edge off with some delicious cocktails and therapeutic rants.

Duration:00:30:26

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Are You NINJA Enough for this Episode?

8/13/2019
Listen to our drunken ramblings about our favorite show, American Ninja Warrior. Why we love it, why we want our children to be ninjas and how it ALMOST gets us motivated enough to do some crunches. Oh, and there's booze...

Duration:00:32:00

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What a Long Strange Trip Its Been...Pre-Kids vs. Post Kids

7/30/2019
We compare our lives before kids versus after having kids. Sh*t has changed a bit...

Duration:00:32:45

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This Episode Contains Extra Braaaaaains....That's Right...We're Talking Zombie Apocalypse!

7/16/2019
Ever wondered what you'd do if the world was suddenly overrun by zombies? What is your weapon of choice? Do you throw other members in your group to the undead if they're not pulling their weight? And does anything change if you have your kids with you? Let's talk about surviving the zombie apocalypse.

Duration:00:30:23

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Dumb Sh*t People Say to Parents

7/9/2019
If we had a dollar for every dumb f*cking question we get about the twins we would be thousand-aires! I used to think we drank because we had kids, now I'm starting to realize its because of the dumb questions. Enjoy!

Duration:00:36:16