Cults I'd Join

This season we're doing twice as many episodes (two on each group), so we're doing twice as many season wrap-ups as well! We're halfway through, so let's revisit our first 6 cults we'd join, and decide who has the best snacks and outfits... which one from this batch is your first pick?? Ps, CIJ will be on a two week break after this mid-season wrap up, and then we're back for the next 6 groups. Patreon will continue to have new episodes, so feel free to jump over there for extra content, and in the meantime, we'll see you in the Spiritual Besties group! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

Every season we join a fictional community, and this time, we're joining Gilead! Fabulous outfits? Check. Endless baked goods? Also check. Some issues that we'd call... problematic? THIS IS A BIG FAT YES. But you might know about those-- or recognize them from the dystopian parts of our real lives. See you over in Gilead, and blessed be the fruit! Sorry, we meant BRING FRUIT. It's a party. Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

Wow. NXVIUM is such a complex and constantly surprising... wait! We're supposed to be talking about Ramtha this week! Don't worry, we are, but yet again, NXVIUM is stopping by to join the party! See you this week for class with Ramtha, where we're about to control our reality, and hopefully go home with no blindfold related head injuries! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

Are you tired of traditional religious structures? Would you rather piece together pseudo science and colorful mythology delivered to you by a woman named Zebra channeling an ancient warrior man named Ramtha? Well then welcome, besties! You've come to the right place! Also there is some horrifying racism and blindfolded archery. See you in class at Ramtha's School of Enlightenment! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

Oh hey fellow practically-burners! We're still over here at the man, getting even deeper into the dust and and the tea... we'll bring the matches and see you there!!! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

Oh hey giant man in the desert, nice to meet you... oh my! You're on fire! And everyone is dancing around you and they're spinning fire! And there are so many hula-hoops! And why are giant sculptures driving toward me... oh I get it. I've joined Burning Man! Yay! Welcome, fellow burners, it's fire time!!! See ya'll on The Playa! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

It's the second inning of Cult-V-Cult, and we're done joining Q, and on to joining BIRDS AREN'T REAL! Are you ready to know the TRUTH about the world around you? Are you ready to join your like minded new family in spreading the REAL reality to the masses? Well we're doing that this week and it all starts with the birds. Don't be fooled, brothers and sisters, if it flies, it lies! See you all over at our newest cult clubhouse-- Birds Aren't Real! Who will win the battle of the cults? You'll have to tune in to find out! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

Look. We don't like Q talk any more than the rest of you but that's exactly why we have to get to the bottom of this whole murky but extremely shallow pool. Also, this is our new favorite, Cult-V-Cult, so we have to cover the Quirkiest letter in the alphabet, so that we can get to the mashup Cult who we'll be covering next week! See you in the dirty logic whirl-pool that is the current far-right! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

Hello and welcome to Cults I'd Join's first official cult vs. cult! It's a battle of the true believers and only one can emerge victorious! Which cult will Ameran and Jesse join? Who has the better food and/or hair? Who is the second cult in this mashup?! Stay tuned to find out, and come on in to visit our first contender... the QAnon conspiracy theorists! Grab your whiskey on the way to hitting play, you'll need it both as an anti-depressant, and a possible disinfectant!!! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

D*ckroot. The Beebs. Pentecostal worship. Adultery. DUI's. Biblical enlightenment. All this and more are waiting for you as you join us for another week at Hillsong-- they started at the bottom now they here! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

Okay party people!!! Put your hands up in the air and wave them all around like you just don't... no wait, wave them around like you care a LOT. Now feel free to cry. Now tithe 10% and make your peace with loving Justin Bieber, because this week we're all joining... Hillsong!!! The Australian mega-church that took the US hipster scene by storm! Come for the modern music, stay for the old-fashioned shame! Also, Jesse apologizes in advance for when she sings. Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

We are so glad you've found your NEED for your one and only Twin Flame! That's the first step. You're doing great. All you have to do now, is give up the rest of your money, acknowledge Jeff and Megan as Gods, possibly change your ACTUAL genitals, or at least LOOK like you're heteronormative, and bing-bang-boom! All your problems are answered! The upside? Twin Flames also enforces its own specific diet, and it's like... ALL CARBS. Lead with that, Twin Flames, and we might be all in. Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

Oh, you thought you were going along just living your best life... BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAVE A TWIN FLAME and NOTHING CAN WORK OUT IN LIFE WITHOUT THEM! Also, only two people can find your twin flame, neither of those are you, and these people are gonna need a LOT of your money. It all makes sense don't think about it just get a new credit card also they might cure cancer. If that doesn't spell romance folks, we don't know what does! **Spoiler alert, we DON'T know what does... Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

Happy solitude season, everyone! It's been a long lonely winter and we have MISSED you! Cults I'd Join will be kicking off Season four NEXT WEEK, but this week, we thought we'd gift you an appetizer with a little gift from our Patreon. Ya'll. We'd like to remind everyone that we were covering Love Has Won before it was cool. Still, nobody does documentaries better than Max, and The Cult of Mother God is A LOT. Over on our Patreon, you can find all three episodes of our coverage of this drug-fueled wild ride, but here and now, please enjoy this free bonus episode, Part One of Mother God! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

Can you even??? Season 3 is wrapping up, and we're talking all things culty from the last 12 episodes. Which was the best? Which was the worst? Who had the best clothes? Has Ameran already joined the Essenes? Is there ANY group Jesse won't join (YES, but WHO)?!? You can find all those answers and more right here in episode 13, but the biggest gift would be YA'LL telling us YOUR answers! What are your loves and non-loves from this round? What did you learn that made you say "OH!!!"??? Season 4 is already in the works, we'll have a 4-week hiatus, and then both the regular feed and the Patreon will be back with all new cult-tacular tales... we adore each of your smoochy faces and we'll see ya'll here while we're making your new presents! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

We saved this one for last because The Farm is a dreamy dreamscape for dreamers (and yuppies), and we can't wait to stroll down First Street, Second Street, and so on, with YOU! If you don't already know The Farm, get over here and soak up all its loveliness with us. If you do already know The Farm, sit down while we spill the tea and go over the mountainous roller coaster that is its history from its beginnings till now. Also, check your belly button. If it's an outie, you weren't born there. Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

This one is a two-parter because... we'd love to give you a good reason, but it's because our hosting platform just stopped recording mid-episode, so parts one and two are unceremoniously stopped and started. Listen. People who join cults as their favorite hobby are often not also people who are great at tech stuff—so please enjoy The Farm, Episode 2, the janky but just as good partner to The Farm, Episode 1! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

Surprise, you guys! It's New Year's Eve and the wrap-up to our first year as a new podcast. Thanks to all of you new friends, we're rounding out our first year with 26k downloads and in the top 25% of podcasts overall—imagine if we learned how to advertise!!! We are LOVING the discussions we get to have with you online, we are loving the community y'all are creating and we are so thankful for everything this past year has given all of us. And that is the long way to say, here's a gift to you! It's our first episode from our Patreon subscription level, free as a bonus on your regular feed! We just wrapped recording our Patreon Season One today, and we are so happy to have a little giftie to give each of you as we bring in the new year. Happy everything, and please enjoy our chat about Women Talking! P.S. you're gonna be surprised at who ISN'T joining this cult... Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

Elohim City has been called the most dangerous compound in America. It's been called God's word in boot leather, a low-rent trailer park, and the underground railroad for right-wing extremists. Cults I'd Join calls them people we no longer see at Thanksgiving. Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

Well everyone, Ameran and Jesse have found their cult, and you can find us hanging with the Essenes in... Portland? Austin? The desert? That's right, a mystic religion that lived and disappeared in a brief window alongside Jesus (yes, THE Jesus), seems to have new converts and new leaders all over the place. We can't put a finger on who's got the best line to God, but we CAN tell you that white linen clothing, live foods, and a difficult relationship with gourds is a big YES from the team here at Cults I'd Join. We dig you Essenes, you ethereal weirdos, you! Now, could somebody pass the kombucha? Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com, and Cults I'd Join on FB and Insta! *Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves! You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!