Poor Lil Thing

Amy stars in a hemorrhoid commercial, Ryan has a new show on Fox News, we chat the Drag Race finale, boogers, finding out you’re pregnant at 32 weeks, Amy let’s us know her actual full name, Milf Manor, a Palm Springs pool experience, Ryan’s a fashion icon, multiple birthday celebrations, we’re NOT going over the bridge, Amy’s PLT story will cause her to never work again in this city, Ryan has a feud with a club promoter, and an Instagram followers quiz for the ages! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryans lifelong fear is revealed, Amy releases Ryan from his womb trauma, Amy has ridden over 100 roller coasters in a very unique way, We demand people who have had good work done to their face tell us what they've had done, Amy gets drafted to the WNBA,Text me back! Amy puts Ryan in his place when it comes to singing along with her, Is Billie Eilish in a throuple, we try on being movie stars, Ryan was almost held back in Kindergarten, Ryan still doesn’t get the alphabet song right, Ryan told am interesting lie to get out of performing in the background of a popular TV show, The Golden Bachelor is already getting divorced, Ryan pleads with his bf to stop cheating on him, A PLT story for the books, Ryans new neighbour keeps horking below his window, Runners are sick bazturds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan’s a gay pastor in Utah, Amy has an altercation with a Miami airport queen, Andy Cohen, Shakira Shakira, New York stock exchange bros, 100 days of sobriety, Dan Savage’s Hump Festival, washing your feet in the shower, conjoined twins Abby and Brittany, Amy and her girlfriend call Caitlin from Degrassi, Ryan spills mix all over a club regular, and we sing our new hit song called ‘P***’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan broke his butt and now we're worried, Big Dave visits the pod, Amy takes an ex to Judge Judy, snow camping drama, Ryan's hardware guy wants him to come and redecorate his apartment while his boyfriend's away, Amy flies her Aunt to town on a trashy discount airline, the word "nope", Amy calls out her step-mom, Amy's family learns a new weiner game, Amy's obsessed with a very lesbian type reality show called Port Protection, Ryan writes down his weed thoughts, Amy feels bad about a game she makes Ryan play, Amy slurps a bowl of raw chicken, a real story about a plane's toilet overflowing with feces. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy gets called out in high school, Jonathan from Who’s The Boss, gay Tupperware experts, swapping parts for a day, Bachelor Nation, men being men again, Facebook in 2024, car dealerships are hell, American bibles, rappers rapping off teleprompters, an impromptu Amy serenade, Ryan tries to get with a guy after breaking up with him, A PLT listener's nightmare, and turbulence or making out with parents. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy wrote a famous popular song as a child, JoJo Siwa is "rebranding" and she's got an armful of tattoos, Vanderpump, More Love is Blind, Amy comes for Ryan because he has a photo of himself as the background of his phone, We play another trivia game, Amy sells burgers, Amy gets into a lesbian stranger's car, Ryan is forced to make content for a wild influencer, Brown pool mishap, Ryan queens out too hard in Vegas at the Billboard Music Awards, and we give our RuPaul Drag Race exit taglines! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode....Amy gets covered with another girl’s sweat in high school, Ryan releases a film called Little Gay Girly Gargoyle Does New York City, Amy hopes somebody has a great day, going under for teeth cleanings, Ryan hot tubs with his Dad again, young Amy making her parents take sides, Bible Bee, Amy gets farted on at the airport, we chat more Love is Blind, Find Your Friends with your partner, a listener calls in a PLT story and then hangs up dramatically, Amy gets made fun of on set, and we give our speeches to take over Red Robin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere, Ryan fakes loving getting women's swimsuit calendars for Christmas as a teen, RHONY housewife is suing Andy Cohen and Bravo, traffic control people and their enchanting habits, there's now filler for your cucumber, Pedro Pascal, Ryan's body is transforming from not drinking, dude with a sign, etiquette class for flying, stop standing up on planes, Amy zip lines to Ryan's house, text abbreviations quiz, coming out as an Android user, Bachelor Nation, stop drawing baths, hook-up puke, and we're both banned from Ikea. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IT'S OUR ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!! This week, Ryan dates a man with the longest nails in the world, Amy smashes her car, we do the pod in drag, Amy’s over the city, Ryan officiates his first wedding, Dee plays an insane amount of audio cues, half-dykes, our old man video goes viral again, Amy speaks to the manager, we play PLT True or False, a PLT fan tries to sneak Amy a cig, we go waterbed shopping, Sylvester Stallone prepares his daughters for battle, lip filler is the new hair dye, we reminisce about our favourite PLT stories, and we cast ourselves in 80s movies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy fell off a waterslide and lived to tell about it, TAXI, Two gays sued Madonna for starting her concert late, JFL Festival, Tour, People who like their own posts, Love is Blind Season 6, 50 Days sober, Queer Musician Calvyn Cass comes on the pod to talk about what it's like to be in a monogamous throuple and his newest single Menage Trois! Therapy as a throuple, Imago Therapy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan wins Willy Wonka's golden ticket, Amy hides at a child’s party for the 500th time, Puberty and feelin’ fine, Super Bowl, New Beyoncé song, Spotify secrets, Balloon popping fetishes, We start an OnlyFans page, Amy’s Mom releases a techno song, Animals are gay, Porn preview algorithms, and Our first ever PLT story listener call-in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Annie Lederman joins the pod today! Ryan applies for Survivor, Amy gets sensual at Starbucks, A$$ bear attack, Preparing our funeral playlist, Highschool Ryan confronts Chris H at a party, DM'ing celebrities, Parent text emojis, Woman pees in aisle on plane and threaten passengers. Annie both gay bashes us and gay baits us, her fiance's 11 years younger than her, what would we do if we were the last person on earth, survivor, and Annie has a skin tag removed on an unpleasant place! Annie Lederman is your favorite comedian. A standup comic, podcaster, writer & actress. She is the host of AnnieWood and is the co-host of the hit podcast TRASH TUESDAY’s along with Khahlya Kuhn and Esther Povistky. She can regularly be heard on TOUR MOMS HOUSE, THE CHURCH WITH JOEY DIAZ, WTF WITH MARC MARON, among many others. Most recently Annie can be seen featured in Showtime’s hit documentary miniseries THE COMEDY STORE alongside Jay Leno, David Letterman, Joe Rogan, and many other Comedy Store legends. Additionally, Annie has been seen or heard on all your favorite TV networks including Comedy Central ( LIGHTS OUT WITH DAVID SPADE & THIS IS NOT HAPPENING), MTV (GIRL CODE) , E! (CHELSEA LATELY), & TruTV (COMEDY KNOCKOUT, THE SOUP INVESTIGATES, & ADAM DEVINE’S HOUSE PARTY). After Chelsea, Annie hosted her own short lived pop-culture talk show WE HAVE ISSUES. Additionally acted alongside Ron Livingston in the 2017 Cannes darling THE LONG DUMB ROAD. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On episode 96....Ryan briefly dates Dee, young Amy lies to her class about where she’s from, Amy goes to Galiano Island, a PLT science update, restaurant inside scoop, Ryan murders his bar patron, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton, Ryan’s doctor is evil, Amy smells like mildew, Lisa Rinna is an icon, Housewives of Salt Lake City, crying toddlers, farting on planes, Waves coffee houses, code for young hotties, booting and running alcohol, vomiting in public, Big Dave, Unsolved Mysteries, Amy plans a fake wedding, Ryan cuts a trip short to film a very small role in a movie, and casting our biopics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are BACK for season 3 and we have superstar actor GIACOMO GIANNIOTTI from Grey's Anatomy and Wild Cards, ! We chat... Giacomo for president, being under construction again, Ryan's bar regular thinks he's straight, Amy single handedly puts Bravo on the map, Dee gets a tarp for her motorcycle, fleshlight theft, Grey's Anatomy, darts in Italy, hotmail accounts wtf, we hit on Giacomo as gay men, Pixar's Luca, Ryan is a minister, Amy's on a new show called Wild Cards, amazing PLT stories, and Oprah messages us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ON THIS SEASON 2 FINALE..... Amy leaves a surprise for her cleaner, Christmas traditions, little boys wearing dresses, all we want for Christmas, RIZZ, Amy realizes she is junior middle-aged, coiffed trolls, PLT Trivia, Dee is chained up, Ryan gets emotional from Uber tips, Amy is a gentile, we spin the wheel, overpriced birthday parties, tampon eating dogs, Ryan has bad sex, and we rename Santa’s reindeer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lesbians at a soccer game, Amy's in a Christmas movie, Ryan has fun with a spam texter, Instagram changes that piss us off, testosterone meds, don't call Ryan, Naked Attraction, footgasms, Ryan's known in the community for his toenails, Wayne Gretzky wine, an unpopular opinion about soup, a boxed wine pallet, I'm under construction, videos that start with "hey you guys", stop filming yourself doing nothing, blackheads, Ryan attempts to get a boy back, rejection, and a PLT listener gets caught taking nudes for his internet friend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Barbie's SCOTT EVANS is back on Poor Lil Thing! Ryan lets us in on his past as Big Larry, Amy has a peloton scare, cats licking bare nipples, what’s wrong with being confident?, snakes with tits, gender reveal parties, grocery store lighting, Amy is turning into her mom, Amy books again, farting in cars, Scott spilt up Lukas and Chris, what it was like filming the blockbuster Barbie, RHOBH, Scott almost was on Big Brother, our friend is directing the new Batman movie, North Van Himalayan Salt Spas, "Big Ken", and a fight club at Dollywood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan has a mysterious black eye, Dee brings illegal substances to the pod, acupuncture, Ryan's second cousin's child is eaten by a tiger at Cirque Du Soleil, Amy gets her eyebrows tinted, face tattoos, ADHD handbook, trends, we hate "cherry pop", virginity rocks, Amy's mom talks to Alexa, farting on a bench, we saw the 'I've Had It Podcast' live, a listener's amazing PLT story, and we get attacked at Chuck E. Cheese. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anxious at parties, Totally Killer, Whose bed have Shania Twain’s boots been under, Ryan and Amy have a fight, She put a bird where?, The proper time to start Christmas decorating, Ryan has a weird hookup, Lukas Gage and Chris Appleton break up, Towel etiquette, Low-rise jeans, Butt pirates, She's not a Christian, Ryan makes a big announcement, and why your bush may be holding you back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode....Ryan shows up overdressed, Amy is Flair Airlines first openly gay pilot, spiders in ears, fleshlights, self-driving cars, America's Next Top Model, elevator etiquette, sloth bears, frebreezing number twos, Amy's Mom was a phone operator, we have exciting news, a mouse fell on Ryan, the best PLT listener story ever, and our moms are on Tinder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.