Up The Aft

Miss Georgie is back in the UK so these two salty showgirls couldn't be further apart. There's a new artisan cafe open on the Isle of Wight and Georgie is obsessed. Titty can't stand tuna on a Jacket Potato... what would be your topping Diane?

An event over the weekend in Glasgow has swept the globe and the girls simply HAD to come back out the woodwork to talk about it! Miss Georgie brings some erotic updates from National Geographic and Titty gives her best advice about getting out of a sticky situation!

The girls are bouncing around the globe but pull together for the one year anniversary special of the podcast sweeping the seven seas. Miss Georgie talks about her time in Gran Canaria and Miss Titty reveals her upcoming travel plans over the holidays!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN GHOULISH GIRLIES... It's Halloween in the studio and the girls talk through some of the best, and worst treats to hand out at the door. They talk about walking through fabric shops and Miss Georgie surprises Titty with a last minute trick or trivia...

Your new favourite bi-weekly treat is back. These salty showgirls fill you in on all things onboard. Georgie is preparing for a holiday, and Titty lets us know of a secret make-up hack that has people raising their eyebrows!

The girls are back and are joined with a very special guest... she is non other than the podcasts #1 fan... Barb Just Barb! There's a liquid lunch in the Crew Mess, Miss Georgie fills us in on her hen-do weekend and the girls have some interesting advice for a cupcake connoisseur!

As Miss Titty starts her homeward journey she has managed to bring her microphone in her hand luggage and is narrating her time through the airport. Miss Georgie provided a shiny snack of the week and talks us through the process of drug and alcohol testing onboard!

It's laundry day and Titty's cabin is covered in clothes. The theme of the week is preparing to debark, the girls try an unusual snack in the Crew Mess from Croatia...

Miss Georgie has been to the doctors and the results are in. Her throat is WRECKED! Are aliens real? The girls debate. Miss Titty tries her hand at directing Miss Georgie as she reminisces about her past voiceover work.

The girls are back after Miss Georgie's crippling yeast infection. The studio is proud to be part of an out-reacharound program by inviting the one and only Harry Clayton-Wright! They chat about the tastes of the summer, they try something very interesting in the Crew Mess and talk about Barbie, the film sweeping the box office!

Listen to the girls in an all new episode. They talk about the new song taking the world by storm, They have a special interruption from the podcasts favourite sexologist, Dr Anya Maddox. Direct from the grave she's spreading the love. Miss Titty is mistaken for a famous celebrity... but can you guess who?!

Join these two salty showgirls as they clean the poop deck and sail the seven seas. Miss Georgie is expecting some good karma after doing the right thing and handing in a diamond bracelet, while Titty is celebrating her 9th Birthday!

We are having a heatwave and the temperature is rising! Miss titty reveals something that happened to her for the first time in the water as Miss Georgie is entertaining family onboard with an onboard visit from the family.

Miss Georgie and Titty spare a thought for the Donkeys in Santorini, Titty recreates an old family photo and the girls talk about being late and professionalism as a drag queen!SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLESwim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What would be the one thing you cant live without if you were to be stranded on a desert island?RATE & LEAVE A REVIEWWhy don't you tell us how you really feel? We want the good, bad and down-right ugly! Who knows? We might even read it out in the next episode.SOCIALS - Stalk us on Instagram:@uptheaft@missgeorgieporgieuk@titty_kakaStay salty,Georgie & Tits

This week, the girls are joined with podcast royalty... DJ Billy Andrew from the Gossip Gays stops by for a chat about life onboard! Find out why Miss Georgie moved to Manchester, there's x-rays to find a missing item and the three try a new Greek chocolate. SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE - If you have a burning desire or need some unsolicited advice; send us a message in a bottle and we will do our best to read it out in a future episode. SOCIALS - @djbillyandrew @gossipgayspod @uptheaft @missgeorgieporgieuk @titty_kaka

Crack open the duty-free toblerone, the girls are back. This week, the girls talk PRIDE month, Georgie is single and ready to mingle, they talk top snacks onboard and Miss Titty is getting trigger happy with the soundboard.SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE - If you have a burning desire or need some unsolicited advice; send us a message in a bottle and we will do our best to read it out in a future episode. SOCIALS - @uptheaft @missgeorgieporgieuk @titty_kaka

It's busy in the studios today as there is a special guest... Harry Clayton-Wright is in the building. Performance Artist and Creator Extraodinaire, Miss Titty and Harry have been in the same room nearly a decade ago and never knew it. SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE - If you have a burning desire or need some unsolicited advice; send us a message in a bottle and we will do our best to read it out in a future episode. SOCIALS - @hclaytonwright @uptheaft @missgeorgieporgieuk @titty_kaka

What have the girls been unto THIS week? Listen and find out! The girls talk hen-dos, Miss Titty gets trapped in a chair and they debut a new segment called 'Below D!ck - Confessions of a Crew Member'. SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLEIf you have a burning desire or need some unsolicited advice; send us a message in a bottle and we will do our best to read it out in a future episode. SOCIALS - @uptheaft @missgeorgieporgieuk @titty_kaka

Get ready with the girls as they prepare for a night out on the town.Miss Georgie has some tips for keeping those toenails smelling fresh and Titty tests Georgie with some Greek themed trivia.SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLEIf you have a burning desire or need some unsolicited advice; send us a message in a bottle and we will do our best to read it out in a future episode.SOCIALS - Stalk us on Instagram:@uptheaft@missgeorgieporgieuk@titty_kakaStay SaltyG & T x

The girls are back in action, but now - they're kicking their heels up across the Med!Catch up with Miss Titty Kaka and Georgie Porgie as they fill us in on their shenanigans around Greece and Turkey. Find out what Titty is rubbing all over her petite figure and guess what Georgie's new music recommendations are!SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLEIf you have a burning desire or need some unsolicited advice; send us a message in a bottle and we will do our best to read it out in a future episode.SOCIALS - Stalk us on Instagram:@uptheaft@missgeorgieporgieuk@titty_kakaStay SaltyG & T x