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Early this fine morn the bidet was bidden to burnish my bootie and proceeded to jizzle my wizzle with bounteous blubberings of cold water. After nearly hitting the ceiling with nefarious feelings of ill-will about this bathroom thrill, I relented, and again enthroned, the jet stream spread a thin beam along the seam of my weam, resulting in a clean swipe just below my pipe and an alabaster finish upon my hineyish. The final result - a clean butt!!!

Do you believe in freedom? Can you stand in the face of oppression – and defend the defenceless? Wage war for peace. Die for democracy. Step into the boots of the Helldivers, an elite class of soldiers whose mission is to spread peace, liberty and Managed Democracy using the biggest, baddest and most explosive tools in the galaxy. Enlist in Super Earth’s premier military peacekeeping force today. We are heroes… we are legends… WE ARE HELLDIVERS.

Imagine a world where there is a book. A book that will fill your pornographic addiction. This is that world. Have you ever wanted to see a castle tower look like a cock with tits for balls? If you have, then listen pussies. -Derf

Sailing and fighting, exploring and looting... the pirate life awaits you! Enjoy total freedom in a multiplayer world bursting with buried treasure, ancient shipwrecks and thrilling ocean battles.

Our adventurers find themselves on a captivating quest. Creatures who hate humanoids really pull the belt tight on this one. Feasts of Dwarven flesh. When I pee… it burns. Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage. -Derf

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME EXTREME ACTION? Then your wait is over because the girls of Dead or Alive are back and better than ever in the first ever "Sports Fantasy Simulation". Developed by Team Ninja, the guys who brought you the million-selling Dead or Alive® 3 fighting game, Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball is sure to have your heart-racing with beautifully rendered graphics and action-packed gameplay. The extreme action is transported from the fighting ring of Dead or Alive 3 to the beach this time around with the girls throwing on their bikinis to go head-to-head in the most outrageous beach volleyball game you have ever seen!

Well, well, well! Look at what we’ve got ourselves here! Our four adventurers got dem selves into a real shit covered pickle. They find themselves crawling through a mysterious place. Will they come out clean on the other side? You be the judge!

Swing, jump and utilize the new Web Wings to travel across Marvel’s New York, quickly switching between Peter Parker and Miles Morales to experience different stories and epic new powers, as the iconic villain Venom threatens to destroy their lives, their city and the ones they love.

Welcome to Dungeon Smashers! (A D&D Adventure) On this weeks adventure, our 4 courageous heroes embark on their quest. One fine hero finally escapes the impending doom of the garbage hole and joins his companions as they venture to a homely village full of downtrodden weirdos who believe in the prophecy of Kyle. Will our heroes prevail?

Workaholic Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger) wants to make things up to his son, Jamie (Jake Lloyd), and wife, Liz (Rita Wilson). He promises to get Jamie the hottest toy of the season, Turbo-Man -- even though it's Christmas Eve and the toy is practically sold out. As Langston hunts down the elusive gift, he runs into mailman Myron (Sinbad), another father on the same quest. With the clock winding down, Langston's moral code is tested as he starts to learn the real meaning of Christmas.

As unwilling test subjects in a sinister laboratory, players must break the laws of physics using ‘portal’ technology to solve puzzles and survive.

Hoxxes IV has the highest concentration of valuable minerals ever discovered; however, everything on the planet from the creatures to the fauna is extremely hostile. Good thing Deep Rock Galactic employs the best space miners in the universe: Dwarves! Combining two things Dwarves love most - mining and killing monsters - Hoxxes is the perfect job for any proud, space-faring Dwarf.

A charming thief and a band of unlikely adventurers undertake an epic heist to retrieve a lost relic, but things go dangerously awry when they run afoul of the wrong people in this hilarious and action-packed adventure.

In the remote mountains of Colorado, horrors wait inside Mount Massive Asylum. A long-abandoned home for the mentally ill, recently re-opened by the “research and charity” branch of the transnational Murkoff Corporation, the asylum has been operating in strict secrecy… until now.

No game this week! Pat went to Ireland and Luke went to Mormon country. Nothing offensive here for sure. Enjoy the absurdity

Pint-sized kid spy Juni Cortez faces his biggest challenge yet when he confronts the Toymaker (Sylvester Stallone), a ruthless villain sentenced to virtual prison by the Organization of Super Spies. The Toymaker has captured Juni's sister, OSS agent Carmen Cortez, and is holding her inside a virtual reality environment called "Game Over." Now Juni must use his cunning skills to advance to the nearly impossible "Level Five" in order to rescue his sister. LinkTree https://linktr.ee/GamePassOrSmash?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=b6340c03-57f1-49b5-a7a1-9352ae5a247c

Forge your own path as you battle lawmen, outlaw gangs and ferocious wild animals to build a life on the American frontier. Build a camp, ride solo or form a posse and explore everything from the snowy mountains in the North to the swamps of the South, from remote outposts to busy farms and bustling towns. LinkTree https://linktr.ee/GamePassOrSmash?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=b6340c03-57f1-49b5-a7a1-9352ae5a247c

Challenge perception, redefine reality, and reshape the world around you with an instant camera. Viewfinder is a new single player game offering gamers hours of interesting and fun experiences while uncovering the mysteries left behind. LinkTree https://linktr.ee/GamePassOrSmash?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=b6340c03-57f1-49b5-a7a1-9352ae5a247c

Scrat’s on a brand new quest! Sabre-tooth squirrel Scrat is on a nutty quest! His prized possession is locked inside an ancient Scratazon Temple – and the only way to get it back is to retrieve four legendary Crystal Nuts, scattered across the land. LinkTree https://linktr.ee/GamePassOrSmash?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=b6340c03-57f1-49b5-a7a1-9352ae5a247c

Embark on a captivating adventure featuring a unique companion mechanic and thrilling combat. LinkTree https://linktr.ee/GamePassOrSmash?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=b6340c03-57f1-49b5-a7a1-9352ae5a247c