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2.2 - Where Every Seat Is a Window Seat Hola from the heartland of America. Joodle and Noodle decided to drop by and say hello to everyone. They wanted me to tell you to believe in yourself until you die because at that point in time, what even is the purpose of believing in yourself anymore? Does anyone even care? I spoke to a lion last Tuesday. He told me the secret to ironing shirts correctly. I never really could figure it out. Anywho, you have yourself a dandy life and a jolly groundhog day. I heard the groundhog saw his shadow. I've always thought that the groundhog's shadow was a cosmic vertigo just waiting to destroy us all. This is the end of the description. I am going to stop talking now. Music Support Completely Unrelated by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/completely-unrelated Find out more on the Completely Unrelated website.

2.0 - The Echoing Microphone How are your investments doing? Good? I'm glad to hear that. Can I have some of them? No? Fine. Today's show is a cocophany of badness. First of all, Tyler decided to talk in an echo for the first 20 minutes until Jake told him to stop. Then, Tyler decided to leave half way through to buy a house. So, Jake got some airtime by himself for once and got the chance to say what he really thinks. All in all, it would give this episode a solide 5 out of 8. Music Copyright (c) 2018 Banana Tree Productions Support Completely Unrelated by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/completely-unrelated Find out more on the Completely Unrelated website.

2.0 - So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish. Welcome to the newest season of Completely Unrelated. Here at Banana Tree Productions, we aspire to be the finest ear candy money, or lackthereof, can buy. If we achieve anything less, tough. That's all I have to say, and unless you have anything else to add to the conversation, then I am done talking. Music Support Completely Unrelated by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/completely-unrelated Find out more on the Completely Unrelated website.

1.11 - Three Guys; One Mic Thanks for listening! This is the last episode of the year. Tune in next time for Season 2! Music This is Jake signing off > -Jake Support Completely Unrelated by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/completely-unrelated Find out more on the Completely Unrelated website.

1.10 - Hallelujerrrr Bonus Image!! Thanks for listening! Music. Support Completely Unrelated by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/completely-unrelated Find out more on the Completely Unrelated website.

1.9 - Lisa is Tearing People Apart Thanks for listening! Bonus Video. Music Support Completely Unrelated by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/completely-unrelated Find out more on the Completely Unrelated website.

1.8 - On Thanksgiving Day Thanks for listening! Bonus Video. Support Completely Unrelated by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/completely-unrelated

1.7 - Trick-or-Treating In The Bathroom This title was brought to you by an iPhone's auto-correct. Music: http://www.purple-planet.com Support Completely Unrelated by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/completely-unrelated

1.6 - With Men Dressed as Ice Cream Music: http://www.purple-planet.com Support Completely Unrelated by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/completely-unrelated Find out more on the Completely Unrelated website.

1.5 - And Dancing To The Beat of a Drum This episode is brought to you by words. Music: http://www.purple-planet.com Support Completely Unrelated by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/completely-unrelated Find out more on the Completely Unrelated website.

1.4 - While Dancing in the Jungle Thanks for listening! All stories, Monopoly Man upstages Equifax Senate hearingDisgruntled Senior Acoustically Dampens Clapping Circles‘Mad Pooper’ inquiries should stop now, Colorado police sayITAP Announces Plan to Bring Wi-Fi to Campus by 2028High school evacuated for 'odor' that was pumpkin spice air freshenerKiller Clown Case: Suspect Arrested 27 Years After Bizarre SlayingApple Sampling Meeting Held Music: http://www.purple-planet.com Support Completely Unrelated by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/completely-unrelated

1.3 - Fight Armadillos All stories in the order they appear, 77 Weed GrowerSwastika TablesPurdue Safty ReportHyena Sneak AttackSkunk Stuck in McFlurrySologamyJesus and Paul RyanHelmer ZoneDr. TrumpThe Regrets of Bill GatesNorth Korea Music: http://www.purple-planet.com Support Completely Unrelated by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/completely-unrelated Find out more on the Completely Unrelated website.

1.2 - And The Conjugate of Life All stories in the order they appear, IU Sucks PenisRunaway GoatBYU Caffiene PolicyMad PooperStolen PooRattlesnake Party BiteMoney TolietsGod SpeaksWhite Supremacist StrikeThe Dotard Music: http://www.purple-planet.com Support Completely Unrelated by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/completely-unrelated Find out more on the Completely Unrelated website.

1.1 - The Variability of Badgers Thanks for listening! Now go take a nap. All stories in the order they appear, PlormboBuzzfeed Would You RatherChinese Face MasksFaceID and Mass SpyingKangaroo FarmFatbergGambling IssuesMonkey's Like SelfiesOne Bad Old ManHilary Clinton's Hair Music: http://www.purple-planet.com Support Completely Unrelated by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/completely-unrelated Find out more on the Completely Unrelated website.