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On Episode 7 of The Valley Luke and Kristen leave the balding dinner and the rest of the group can not believe how Kristen keeps coming for Jesse and Michelle's marriage We find out that Janet quit her full time job to become a full time gossip queen and Jason doesn't seem to thrilled about it Jax, Jason and Luke go out and Luke admits that Kristen twisted what he told her about Jesse and Michelle and tells them that he will talk to her. Luke tries to talk to Kristen about how she twisted what he said and how she needs to take ownership. She goes limp and just says yep but they do have skeletons. He tells her that IF they are to move forward that needs to stop. Kristen gets triggered by the word IF and Krazy Kristen makes a quick appearance. Luke understandable is frustrated.. Jax and Brittany have a sexy date night that ends up with Jax walking out.... Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

On this weeks episode of The Valley, Luke takes prenatal vitamins, we learn that most of the men on this show are not handy and Brittany gets an update on Jax's bar. The real juice of the episode comes at Jax's balding event when we finally learn what secret Kristen has been keeping for Michelle.... Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

The girls have a girl's night at Miss America's rental house and Jax has a pool day. We find out that Michelle has been hanging out with some unnamed producer and Jesse plays it off as a networking opportunity but the look on Jax's face says it all. Luke tells us he has a secret that could bring Jesse and Michelle's marriage to a close. Brittany overindulges at girls night and is sick the next...which apparently is a common theme. Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

On the Valley the fallout from the game of telephone continues. Kristen is adamant that all she did was repeat what Zack told her and Michelle is not buying it She wants Kristen to say that she made it up. We also get a little more insight into Jax and Brittany's marriage and how their intimate relationship is essentially nonexistent. Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

This week on The Valley, Jax continues to meddle in Kristen's relationship by inviting both Alex and Luke to guys night. At girls night Brittany tells Kristen about it and tries to play it off as no big deal...does she ever get sick of defending Jax?? Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

Jax is back everybody...On the season premier of the Valley we get to see what Jax and Brittany have been up to in the valley. Kristen has a new man Luke and Jax doesn't like him. Jax is upset the whole episode about Kristen wanting to have a baby. We meet all the other cast members, Janet and Jason are getting ready to welcome their first baby, Nia and Danny have 3 under 2, and Jesse and Michelle, who are not surprisingly having marital issues...maybe it's because Jesse is a douche... Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

On the last part of the RHOBH reunion Kathy makes her way to the stage even though she was not on this season 🤔 Sutton has a medical issue that may or may not have been caused by Kathy's magical Beverly Hills powers....Sutton has to leave the stage and Garcelle goes with her and that is the last we see of them on the reunion. They discuss Kathy and Kyle's reconciliation and they are now in a good place....for now We discuss the current state of Kyle and Mauricio's marriage and it sounds like they will be moving on without each other. Kyle doesn't really give us anything more about her and Morgan, other than they are not in a relationship and she loves her as a friend. Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

First, we cover all the news that came out this week, Bravo is burning DOWN 🔥🔥🔥 Britney and Jax are taking a break, Rachel is suing Tom and Ariana and Leah McSweeney is suing Bravo and Andy. Good lord save is all!! RHOBH recap starts around 13:25 On the first part of the RHOBH reunion we review the tension from the season between Dorit and Garcelle, Dorit and Crystal, Dorit and Kyle and Annemarie and Crystal. Do we all see who the common denominator is 😅😅 Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

On the final episode of RHOBH Kyle throws her infamous white party at the SoFi stadium. PK is still in London living his double life 😲 and Erika is anticipating her comeback by preforming at Kyle's party 🤔 Sutton is showing her daughter how to make it in this world with hard work and buys a pair of 68k earrings. After the white party and Erika's epic comeback, Bravo picked up camera's again to capture everyone's reaction to the People magazine article about Mo and Kyle's separation. Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

On RHOBH the ladies finish up their trip to Spain with a dusting of Merce 😲🤣 and a dance. Once back in Beverly Hills Dorit "drops by" Kyle's and they have a conversation about Kyle's marriage. Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

On this episode of Vanderpump Rules we get to see how Ariana and Tom maneuver around living together via Tom's assistant Ann. I felt so bad for this woman, she clearly was uncomfortable being put in the middle of this. Tom wants to throw himself a birthday party for himself at the house and Ariana says no and that she will call the cops for a noise complaint. Lala tells Ariana that it is also Tom's house, why doesn't she tell him to have everyone else out by a certain time. I don't know how I keep finding Lala to be the voice of reason so far this season...but here we are. Sandoval has the gall to be upset with Schwartz for talking about him on different podcasts when really he should be thanking Schwartz for trying to clean up the sh*t show at the bar that Sandoval has created from his antics. The business partners have told Sandoval to not come to the bar and if he does they will close the doors so Sandoval just checked out instead of trying to help with ideas on how to fix his mess. Scheana shares with us her struggles with postpartum OCD which Brock doesn't seem to understand, or maybe he just doesn't care, it's hard to tell Sandoval finally reaches out to James and invites him to his birthday party that he is throwing himself, James agrees to stop by. James comes by and doesn't know any of the randos at Tom's. Tom finally sits down with James and James tells him he wants an apology..... Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

On RHOBH we continue in Spain. Annemarie steps up to help Crystal during her medical emergency and she ends up having to go to the hospital because her blood pressure was really high. The women continue on without her. Once back at the house they all check on her and she is doin better, they gave her medicine to lower her blood pressure and she tells them that she is going to take it easy the rest of the trip and not drink BUT don't worry because Erika will pick up the slack. Sutton has her friend Trevor and a couple of his erudite friends over for Paella. Garcelle meets Storms father and decides that she would like to marry him and breast feed Storm 😲😲😲 Erika the drunk oracle proceeds to impress the ladies on how well she can keep up with the erudite people. Sutton is having a hard time coming to terms that all the important men in her life are gone now all culminating with spreading Merce's ashes. Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

Vanderpump Rules is back and I thought the season premier was solid. We open the season 3 months after Scandoval. Ariana and Tom are still living together. James and Ally bought a new house and James is "sober" again. Sandavol has blocked Scheana and Ariana has blocked Schwartz. James is DJ'ing at TomTom and Lala reaches out to Rachel 😲😲😲 was it producer driven? I think so... Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

On RHOBH the ladies head to Spain and Annmarie proceeds to ruin what looks like an amazing dinner by deciding to have a moment. She tells the ladies that Crystal told her that the women in the group are not that educated and that none of them are really socialites, that she is the only real socialite 🙄 The ladies seem to think there might be an element of truth to this but Crystal denies saying it. The next day the women head to a church and Crystal gets car sick Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

We wrap up the RHOSLC reunion with the burn book which ended up being a big nothing and hearing Heather explain her black eye...and we still don't know HOW it happened, only that Jen gave it to her... how can you be so drunk that you can't remember HOW you got a black eye but you for sure remember who did it 🙄🙄🙄🙄 Everybody decides that they can't trust Monica and as of right now she is on pause....good luck with season 5 Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

On RHOBH the women go to another Homeless Not Toothless event. Crystal calls Annmarie a b**tch and Annmarie "apologies" to Sutton. Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

On part 2 of the RHOSLC reunion Monica talks about her relationship with her mother, we learn about Jack's mission, and Mary comes out to the stage.... Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

On RHOBH the ladies head to Ojai for Annmarie's birthday and a wine tasting. Kyle asks the women if they would ever date a woman and then her and Dorit do a scissoring demonstration. Dorit and PK have a therapy session so PK can better understand Dorit's PTSD Kyle has has a celebration of life for her friend Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

We finally get part one of the RHOSLC reunion, touch on the status of Lisa and Meredith's friendship as well as Bad Weathers. They all seem to be in a good place BUT there seems to still be some trust issues between Whitney and Heather...whatever that means. We review the Angie vs Meredith vs Monica and the rumors and the nastiness that was brought our on national television. We learn that Justin not wearing his wedding band had to do more with his sausage fingers and not the status of he and Whitney's marriage...just as I had suspected. Clearly Bravo is going to slow roll us into the Monica drama but I am here for every minute of it. Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com

This week on RHOBH we wrap up Taco Tuesday with Denise picking a fight with Erika, unfortunately for Denise, she is no match for Erika and luckily for Denise, Erika decided to swat her away like an annoying fly instead of annihilating Denise...she knew it would be like a lion fighting a kitten. Sutton goes on another date and this man has it all, he's good looking, he's charming, he doesn't talk about his mom.... Kyle and Kim meet up to talk about Kathy... Dorit and Garcelle go to lunch... Where is Anne Marie??? Follow me on Instagram @realitywrappodcast to get updates on when I release an episode or follow me on your favorite listening app to get notifications. I release episodes at least 2 times a week. Email: realitywrap@protonmail.com