HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH

24 hours ago, America and Israel dropped their surprise Middle East collab: World War III. In this emergency broadcast, takecel emeritus and octolectical oracle DJ POOLHOUSE breaks down Trump’s sudden escalation with Iran, the awkward theatrics of a neocon nuclear timeshare infomercial, and the deeper engine behind it all — a force Poolhouse calls ESKATOPOLITIK: the eschatopolitical end-times fanaticism driving modern geopolitics. This “surprise” attack isn’t about nukes or negotiations; it’s about a fanatical appetite for destruction and a devotion to chaos as religion. In this fiery transmission, you’ll find no e-right war-bait, no regime-change psyops, and no leftist hand-wringing. This is HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH — where Dayglo Patriotism reigns: neon vibes, anti-war clarity, anti-apocalyptic thinking, and a fiercely pro-American commitment to self-determination. It’s time to tune in to Poolhouse and lock tf in. Sudden clarity is your cultural counterstrike. Ways to Find Poolhouse (maybe): SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE Some recent Poolhouse wartime bangers: memes like this is why I got meself kicked out of the conspiracy left and the dissident right! these Bibi x Charli XCX edits did a real number on some people everybody: “The most bitter news” - The Guardian Up the Hill Backwards (Hans Richter by way of David Bowie) – The Secret Symbol of the Lincoln Memorial: Episode Mixtape: This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

Poolhouse saves the most salacious takecel transmission of the week for last. In a grimy late-night sweep through celebrity true crime, TRUE CRIME TAKECEL BODEGA pulls back the curtain on three cases where the headlines don’t match the horror beneath. First: Rep. Tony Gonzales’ explicit texts with staffer Tony Gonzales explode into public view—only for the story to take a grisly turn when the staffer, Regina Santos Aviles, dies in a shocking manner. Why did a key detail feel buried beneath clickbait scandal? Then: developments in the D4VD case. The Gen-Z alt-pop phenom’s orbit grows darker as court maneuvers in Texas accidentally unseal grand jury filings tied to the death of 14-year-old Celeste Hernandez. What began as rumor becomes documented fact when dismemberment details surface—not through Los Angeles authorities, but through sunshine-law disclosures in another state. Why were records sealed? Why the narrative control? And who benefits from keeping the commercial machine intact? Finally: where are the autopsies in the Reiner murders? As Rob Reiner and his wife Michelle Singer Reiner’s deaths are attributed to their son, conflicting reports swirl—blocked reports, incomplete reports, sealed findings. How does an autopsy become both “blocked” and “not completed”? And what does that tell us about how celebrity crime is packaged for public consumption? Poolhouse threads it all together: media spectacle vs. buried facts, sealed records vs. accidental disclosures, and the eerie pattern of narrative management in high-profile cases. Late night. Low light. No spin. Detective Poolie is on the case…. Ways to Find Poolhouse (maybe): SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE The Interscope Records logo: That famous “FBI warning”: lyrics from D4VD’s most famous song, titled “Romantic Homocide” December 2025, the autopsy is “blocked” Feb 2026, the autopsy is “not yet complete”: Steve Fisher, private investigator, on X.com: Episode Mixtape Bedrock feat. BYO - For What You Dream Of Scissor Sisters - Comfortably Numb (Norman Cook Remix) Strafe - Set It Off (12” Disco Mix) Grace Jones - Unlimited Capacity for Love First Choice - Let No Man Put Asunder (Shep Pettibone 12” Mix) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

MERCURY RETRO MANIFESTO isn’t just another manic burst of radio static from across the Void. This is Poolhouse forming the Product by harnessing the turbulence of the times. Each transmission represents a transmutation of chaos and a translation of the confusion that imbues the present moment… aka RIGHT NOW… which is all that ever was, is, or will be. With Mercury backing up through his nervous system, the usual Backklash diplomacy evaporates. What’s left is a raw manifesto: the sky as code, commerce as star-charted ritual, and the new media era demanding media-market literacy — not just old-fashioned “media literacy” (which might not be what leftists think it is). Tonight’s transmission is a day-glo mindbeam across a neon dream nightscape from the Starship Backlash. The timeline is awash in cops and slop, high as hell on its own supply of opaque cashflow and doomsday clown-machine energy. When the future becomes just another rug-pull flop asset, Poolie’s answer is new rhythms. When they put you in the crystal, Poolie’s answer is to turn it into a subterranean discotheque. The counter-vibration of the Pool Man continues. THIS IS HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH. Ways to Find Poolhouse (maybe): SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE EPISODE MIXTAPE Level 42 - World Machine (US Dub) Felix da Housecat - Analogue City Fischerspooner - The 15th (Felix da Housecat Vocal Mix) The Other Two - Selfish (US 12” Mix) ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT - ENHANCE THE TRANCE (Helsinki Mix) Poolhouse on the “eschatopolitical” / eskatopolitik: This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

In this brief “State of the State” address, Poolhouse delivers his own response to the State of the Union—less a policy rundown than a spiritual audit of America itself. He asks what it truly means to be the state, to be American, and how to protect the American middle class and spirit from outside forces which are quietly demolishing these things in real time. Framing the nation as both a spiritual covenant and an experimental project, Poolhouse challenges listeners to reclaim an American culture rooted in freedom, rebellion, and collective individuality. Rather than pledging allegiance to personalities or parties, he calls for Americans to defend their liberties, demand dignity in leadership, and actively create a culture worthy of preservation. This is no rambling speech from the podium—it’s a targeted takecell transmission from points beyond, beyond, beyond. In this invigorating aural blast, Poolhouse enters the discourse with something unmistakably American. Ways to Find Poolhouse (maybe): SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE EPISODE MIXTAPE Peaches - Lovertits Earl Venus & Eternity – Time Tunnel Time Zone - World Destruction Jamiroquai - Main Vein (Knee Deep Club Mix) Poolhouse felt it was important to include this image of his “sick zoom background” (?) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

In this transmission, Poolhouse looks at the public reaction to the Epstein affair through two contrasting responses from within the music industry. One artist—Bethany Cosentino of Best Coast—cuts ties with Casey Wasserman’s talent agency after his name appears in the files. Another—Alexis Krauss of Sleigh Bells—chooses to remain and publicly explains why. Poolhouse analyzes how the profound darkness of the Epstein affair is flattened by a media market determined to process its malevolence through a reductive “MeToo” lens. At the heart of his inquiry is the very impulse to rush to judgment: the speed of accusation, the hunger to center one’s own victimhood and perform performative activism through public relations, and the timeless ritual of public blame. Through the lens of Romans 2:1, Poolhouse asks whether the rush to judgment obscures a harder truth—that participation in modern civilization requires an unspeakable violence, one that may implicate us all to varying degrees. What if righteousness requires temperance? What if understanding demands that we confront not only individual wrongdoing, but the larger machine we collectively sustain? This episode explores complicity, conscience, and the difficult discipline of withholding condemnation in an age addicted to it. Ways to Find Poolhouse (maybe): SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE that iconic “Yung Poolhouse” image everyone loves (to hate): Source inspo: Poolhouse’s iconic “Rare Alt Unabomber” avatar Full show notes available at: backklash.substack.com Romans 2:1 Best Coast’s Beth Cosentino’s statement on the Casey Wasserman affair: Please note that the fact that Casey Wasserman dated Ghislaine Maxwell from 2001-2003 has been public knowledge for two decades. Ghislaine Maxwell was convicted for her role in the Epstein affair in 2022. Four years elapsed before any artists cited the Epstein-Mazwell connection as the reason for their departure from Wasserman’s agency. Alexis Krauss (Slay Bells) statement on why she isn’t leaving Wasserman (full statement here). The left responded to Krauss with their trademark cunty attidues: Let us know how all that organizing goes, you miserable fucks! 😛 Episode Mixtape Felix da Housecat featuring Vanfave - NIGHT MACHINE Earl Venus & Eternity – Time Tunnel Level 42 - World Machine (US Dub) ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT – ENHANCE THE TRANCE (Teutonic Dub) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

Tonight’s transmission marks a turning point. Since un-tethering himself from time, Poolhouse’s signal has taken on an expansive, chromatic, radiotronic quality, as his takecel transmissions reverberate within a mystical current across the planetary sphere. In tonight’s broadcast, he offers a brief meditation on the cycles and mechanics of time, the path to TRANCEndence, and Here Comes the Backlash as an artistic declaration—performed as ritual within TRANCEfigured time. Plus: for the first time ever, Poolhouse conducts a live on-air Kinot card reading—his original tarot system (see the show notes below)—offering insights into the cosmic temperature as we sail into the Pisces season. SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE see backklash.substack.com for more KINOT: TONIGHT’S READING Kinot cards are a creation of DJ POOLHOUSE inspired by the traditional tarot and influenced by his own esoteric practice of kinosis: KINOT CARDS PRESS RELEASE Tonight’s spread: Left/ 1st Lane: THE REVELATOR Right / 2nd Lane: HOUSE OF SPOONS: THE TRANSLATOR Center / 3rd Lane: THE WANDERER EPISODE MIXTAPE THE IMMORTALS - THE ULTIMATE WARLORD (12” MIX) MOLOKO - SING IT BACK (MOUSSE T’S FEEL LOVE MIX) ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT - HIGHER ARCANA 1 ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT - ALTAR OF THE 8 DJ POOLHOUSE - SWIM CITY THEME (LAGUNA MIX) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

Poolhouse is back with another takecel transmission, “because you are beautiful and deserve it.” The waning Aquarian energies and the ascendant Piscean charge in the air create permeable boundaries and liquid mental expression. Poolhouse takes the audience on a brief harbor cruise along a steady stream of consciousness — another ultra-cosmic signal beaming to the inside of your crystal dome from the inside of his own. the official logo of the UPU (Universal Posal Union): Episode Mixtape: KLF - Church of the KLF ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT - TEMPLE 1999 ETERNAL The Minutemen - Corona This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

when Poolhouse says you are a slave and need to accept it, he’s right. why? because he’s probably the smartest slave you know. tonight, a very special takecel transmission on what it means to understand your place in relationship to the octolectic. SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE Hieronymous Bosch Michael Jackson, Dangerous LP (Mark Ryden) “2.0” & “JUDGEMENT (NO MORE PARTIES IN LA)” - DJ POOLHOUSE (machine art)…are YOU in the 2.0 mindset yet, SLAVE? https://backklash.substack.com/p/episode-73?utm_source=publication-search EPISODE MIXTAPE KLF - Church of the KLF (Retro Mix) ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT - HIGHER ARCANA MAX MARTIN - OPHELIA VERSION DJ POOLHOUSE - KICKED OUT OF THE KLUB This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

BACKK by popular demand — another Takecel Transmission for my beloved Backklashistas: the hottest, brightest, most insanely witty audience of remote-viewing SLAVES (said lovingly!) ever to tune in. TONIGHT: Poolhouse goes full Court TV… After a brief opening monologue unpacking the fallout from the fallout from the fallout of the Epstein disclosures, Poolhouse pivots to comparatively lighter fare — which is still, admittedly, rather grim. A TV star. A missing woman. A family of wealthy industrialists. A mysterious retirement. And an even stranger phone call to a certain senator. Taken together, the threads suggest something deeply sinister beneath one of the most high-profile disappearances of the decade. The Search for Nancy Guthrie…Will Poolhouse crack the case? You already know he’s clocking Savannah’s hot brother’s tea😏 SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE I FORGOT TO MENTION: ANNIE GUTHRIE IS AN ORACLE: Mark Kelly being in it is so f*ing funny dude: Here’s the “retired” police chief that Mark Kelly phoned up: Oh God…is Poolhouse next? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

They only want you when your 17…trillion terabytes of data. What real signal can be gleaned from the megaton dump of noise contained in the so-called “Epstein files”? To answer that question, you need only observe one unsettling fact: the managers of the files — those responsible for their collection, suppression, and distribution — appear to be implicated within them. This paradox points toward a grim truth. One that speaks not only to the present crisis, but to a deeper planetary mystery that has persisted across the ages. Poolhouse was asked to speak on the Epstein files. But are you certain you’re ready to hear what he has to say? Another rogue signal in the night from the Backklash satellite, from Poolhouse to America..and the world. The Occult Synarchistic Tripartite State * syn·ar·chy /ˈsinərkē/ noun * joint rule or government by two or more individuals or parties. “the Foreign Inspectorate of Customs was a product of synarchy” An occult synarchistic tripartite state is a hidden three-layer governance structure in which: The Visible Civic State (constitutional / political layer) The Commercial-Corporate State (charter / financial / contractual layer) The Esoteric-Symbolic State (mythic / ritual / narrative layer) operate simultaneously and interdependently, though only the first is publicly acknowledged. SEE ALSO: The Sword, The Crown, & The Scroll. SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

Following a sojourn to the depths of the Octolectic, Poolhouse resurfaces with a transmission to the Backklashistas. Poolhouse has nothing to say about Trump, ICE, Epstein, Nicki, Bad Bunny, Savannah Guthrie et al. Instead, he has untethered himself from time altogether. He uses this moment to bring the audience into the Eternal Now – the intimate point of convergence where this broadcast signal is received by the remote viewing audience. The portal to 1865 opens here…. SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

Poolhouse fires up his radiotronic Takecel transmitter for another entry in his alchemical audio samizdat journey to the mythopoetic scene of the crime of the alleged American CIVICIDE, aka 1865. Tonight: Nicki Minaj fronts for Trump Accounts—a public-private partnership investment fund created at birth and presumably issued to the children of Barbz, should any of them somehow manage to reproduce. She provides the perfect port of entry for our voyage to 1865…. Is someone out there using your birth certificate as a financial instrument without your knowledge or apparent consent? A crackpot sovereign-citizen fringe theory, Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, and Poolhouse clocking the codes—and then he Explains Everything to you (semi-intelligibly). THE ROAD TO 1865 BEGINS HERE. SURRENDER, DOROTHY. SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

Nicki & The Donald: two queens from Queens maximizing their joint slay. but what does it mean to stand up and be counted in a system that already regards you as a number? The Queen may be the Don’s #1 fan, but according to Poolhouse, that makes her a subject, not a sovereign. Gog, Magog, Martha and MAGA: this is an urgent Takecel Transmission on breaking Pick-Me news, live from Gag City (or maybe we’re just feeling nauseous). Program Notes (0:00) - A Pop Art Radio Ritual (in Transfigured Time) (4:31) - Emergency Takecel Transmission: Gag City Edition This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

another Poolhouse transmission from beyond time and space: 2026… 1999... 1865. the American Experience is a timeline collapsing on Poolhouse’s command into a single ritual radio of ceremonial pop-art warfare: HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH, your internet neighborhood bodega broadcast signal coming at you again to cook the mainframe of your brain with its paranoid pulse turned all the way up. tonight: what does it mean to be an American? what if a nation is only ever able to define itself by all the things it lost along the way? and who taxes the Taxman? complete show notes and more: backklash.substack.com SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

The levels of so-backkness are off the charts. In an uproarious edition of your favorite pop art pirate radio transmission, HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH, Poolhouse reveals a vulnerable piece of his childhood, before tearing the mask off one of the most sinister New Normal deceptions yet. Behind the spectacle of boomerfied AOL news slop lurks the grinning specter of the TQ. complete show notes and more: backklash.substack.com SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE Poolhouse’s childhood AOL penpal, Batboy from Weekly World news Cher and her “troubled” hot son, Elijah Blue Allman She tried to put him in a conservatorship. Cher, you bitch! A tale of Cher’s two sons with penises: TRANS CHAZ BONO EYES RSKY SURGERY TO CONSTRUCT PENIS is such a 2013 sentence. This one, however, is giving pissplay: Chaz Bono, today: This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

THE GUY IN THE SPOT (OR, THE SECOND ICESTAFARIAN THEOPHANY OF PAUL J. HALCYON) Poolhouse walks into the freezing night to confront the Watcher in the Woods once more. The Watcher is a silent, unjudging presence with red eyes and a long memory, from whom Poolhouse receives a cryptic transmission: Don’t forget. What unfolds is a chilly meditation on Edenic loss, octolectical bondage, amnesia after the Fall, and the collective human experience of time as a looping ritual of transfiguration—a ceremonial process the latest Here Comes the Backlash era represents. Within this radiotronic process, revelation precedes beginning, and the Kingdom is realized as neither ahead nor behind, but watching silently from beyond the twilight grove. SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

THE AQUARIAN is a quiet transmission from inside the crystal, where Poolhouse speaks on alienation, surveillance, cosmic cycles, and the struggle to remain oneself in an algorithmic world. Episode Mixtape: Peech Boys NYC - Stay With Me (Tom Moulton Mix) Aleems - Release Yourself (Dub Remix) Meat Beat Manifesto - Mindstream This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

There once was a Pool in a hall made of glass, Preaching spirit and signal and algorithmic mass. While machines stole his vibe, He declared, “I will survive— You can mine my whole life, but you won’t ever get me, you ass.” SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKT.REE/DJPOOLHOUSE This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

NOTE: If you miss seeing Poolhouse on X dot com, consider checking in on his Substack page. A quiet Edenic transmission from the Heavens, via Poolhouse’s heart center, delivered to you from outside of X’s microcosmic Kali Yuga cycle. Poolhouse delivers a brief message to you about your perfect energy, his stolen aura, and the necessity of establishing new rhythms of devotion in a world that increasingly feeds off of idolatry. Less explanation, more resonance—what matters isn’t the words, but what passes through you when you receive them. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

Poolhouse kicks off this arc with a ritual prologue: some musings on perception, pattern recognition, symbolic geometry, labyrinths, the law, angels, and Americans—as he unseals a vision of his octolectical world-system. Mapping the overlap between self, society, and the unseen spiritual domains where power actually coheres, Poolhouse tunes the audience’s perception to a new frequency before this new Backklash moment begins. The 1865 Project is introduced as a corrective to both the popular “America became a corporation” conspiracy meme and official scholarly framings of American origins that focus on years like 1776 or 1619. Rather than taking the corporation theory literally, Poolhouse treats it as folk symbolism—a distorted but intuitive attempt to name a deeper transformation: the post–Civil War collapse and reassembly of sovereignty, law, citizenship, and personhood. Moving through Reconstruction, state sovereignty, civil code, commercial law, and the rise of federal–corporate fusion, this episode argues that 1865 marks not incorporation, but mutation—the moment the United States becomes an unresolved hybrid of nation, enterprise, military occupation, and administrative machine. Program Notes (0:00) - Poolhouse unseals the Octolectic (18:51) - 1865 Project: A Prologue Episode Mixtape Inner City - Good Life (‘88 Dub Instrumental) Scissor Sisters - Invisible Light (Boys Noize 12” Remix) https://linktr.ee/djpoolhouse https://backklash.substack.com/ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com