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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan review of "Godzilla X King Kong", Jordan shares his unapologetic enjoyment of a good old-fashioned bathroom break and his newfound obsession with AG1, Abbas prepares for a comedy adventure in NYC and savors the delights of Badiali pizza, Jordan's latest purchase of a bidet, Abbas shares his experience with a city hall wedding, and the controversial topic of phone bans in schools. 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off by exploring the world of acting classes and techniques, shedding light on the craft of performance, UFC 300, Abbas Saw Katt Williams in Nashville, DOWN WITH TECH a Nathan Macintosh comedy special, Jordan shares his insights after watching "Suits," Civil War and A24 films. 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan talk about the YouTube algorithms and the impact of shorts on content visibility, AI scams and their potential pitfalls, Netflix's "Unlocked: A Jail Experiment", comedy backdrops like The Cellar, Keith Lee being in Toronto, Italian cuisine, and the future of the Just For Laughs Festival. 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discus Joseph Gordon-Levitt, delving into his versatile career and memorable performances, time-travel movies, review the new movie Godzilla X Kong The New Empire, the Toy Story universe, Nike's influence, and their favourite Jordans, reflect on the end of a tour, and Jordan rounds off the episode with his thoughts on the ever-evolving field of artificial intelligence. 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan delve into the fascinating evolution of dogs to whales, Yolanda Hadid's timeless beauty cautionary tale about falling for a modeling agency scam, wealthy families and corporate monopolies, the paradoxes of technology, pondering its potential and pitfalls in today's world. 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their experiences doing a show in Harriston, offering insights into the unique dynamics of small-town audiences, the psychology of the audience, discussing how different factors influence reactions and engagement during performances, ponder the age-old question: Who's the best actor, DiCaprio or Brad Pitt? They also delve into the intriguing persona of Toby "Bully" Maguire and reminisce about iconic moments from Jerry Seinfeld, Dragon Ball theme park, and speculate on what they would say if they ran into a famous person in an elevator. TOUR DATES🚀 Montreal, QC - Mar 30 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with Abbas's exciting new audition, sharing insights into the unpredictable world of showbiz, discuss the thrill of betting on eBay and share amusing anecdotes about their experiences with online auctions, Gary Vee's intriguing take on garage sales, exploring the intersection of entrepreneurship and thrift shopping. Jordan bring up the documentary "Quite on set ". Jordan's exploration of The Shade Room sparks a lively discussion about pop culture and social media trends. Jordan's battle with illness and share reflections on the significance of Ramadan and other religious observances. TOUR DATES🚀 Hamilton, ON - Mar 22 Harriston, ON - Mar 23 Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28 Montreal, QC - Mar 30 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the demise of JFL for a brief but pivotal 30 minutes, Terry Crews' intriguing interview on "Club Shay Shay," and the highly anticipated sequel, "Dune 2," TOUR DATES🚀 Halifax, NS - Mar 9 Sydney, NS - Mar 10 Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16 Hamilton, ON - Mar 22 Harriston, ON - Mar 23 Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28 Montreal, QC - Mar 30 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their MW2 Prestige days and the thrill of leveling up. The hosts share amusing anecdotes about hustle and determination as Abbas' buddy reminds him of the chicken grind at a show. sharing their favorite spots and culinary preferences. Shane Gillis' return to SNL, and LGBTQ Bears, offering humorous observations and reflections. TOUR DATES🚀 Moncton, NB - Mar 7 Halifax, NS - Mar 9 Sydney, NS - Mar 10 Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16 Hamilton, ON - Mar 22 Harriston, ON - Mar 23 Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28 Montreal, QC - Mar 30 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a candid discussion on politics, offering their unique perspectives on current events and political dynamics, the intriguing world of presidential merchandise, wealthy Saudis, who the strongest comedian might be, and compare Canadian real estate to literal castles, offering humorous and insightful commentary on the housing market. TOUR DATES🚀 Collingwood, ON - Feb 24 Moncton, NB - Mar 7 Halifax, NS - Mar 9 Sydney, NS - Mar 10 Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16 Hamilton, ON - Mar 22 Harriston, ON - Mar 23 Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28 Montreal, QC - Mar 30 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with the excitement surrounding the upcoming Superbowl, sharing their predictions and anticipations for the event, the formula of virality, exploring what makes content spread like wildfire, doing doubles comedy, offering insights into the unique challenges and rewards of performing in pairs, Kanye's highly anticipated new album, and his new fashion drops, Tucker Carlson's Putin interview, the future of transportation with electric cars, #superbowl #viralvideo #comedy #kanyewest #tuckercarlson TOUR DATES🚀 Barrie, ON - Feb 8 Toronto, ON - Feb 9,10 Chatham, ON - Feb 15 Kitchener, ON - Feb 16 Windsor, ON - Feb 17 London, ON - Feb 18 Collingwood, ON - Feb 24 Moncton, NB - Mar 7 Halifax, NS - Mar 9 Sydney, NS - Mar 10 Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16 Hamilton, ON - Mar 22 Harriston, ON - Mar 23 Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28 Montreal, QC - Mar 30 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan start by discussing Drake's leaked video, offering their takes on the viral sensation. The hosts share a humorous discussion about picking one's nose and how it adds to mental decline, sparking laughter and debate. They explore the diverse world of food groups and cereals, sharing their favourite picks, Jordan shares his experience with starting red light therapy, offering insights into its benefits, and ponder who they would be from history, adding a touch of imagination to the mix. TOUR DATES🚀 Barrie, ON - Feb 8 Toronto, ON - Feb 9,10 Chatham, ON - Feb 15 Kitchener, ON - Feb 16 Windsor, ON - Feb 17 London, ON - Feb 18 Collingwood, ON - Feb 24 Moncton, NB - Mar 7 Halifax, NS - Mar 9 Sydney, NS - Mar 10 Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16 Hamilton, ON - Mar 22 Harriston, ON - Mar 23 Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28 Montreal, QC - Mar 30 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan explore a diverse range of topics. They kick off with a discussion about Taylor Swift, diving into her latest music and cultural impact, reflections on garbage men, offering unique perspectives on this often overlooked profession, Vince McMahon and his recent allegations. They offer a controversial take on the iconic sitcom "Seinfeld," arguing that Jerry wasn't a good actor on the show. The episode takes a hilarious turn as Abbas recounts reading Harry Potter fan fiction, leading to laughter-filled commentary, the future of technology with robots and Apple Vision Pro, pondering the implications of advancements in artificial intelligence. They wrap up with a discussion about Brendan Schaub's retirement from cawlmedy. TOUR DATES🚀 Sudbury, ON - Feb 2 Peterborough, ON - Feb 7 Barrie, ON - Feb 8 Toronto, ON - Feb 9,10 Chatham, ON - Feb 15 Kitchener, ON - Feb 16 Windsor, ON - Feb 17 London, ON - Feb 18 Collingwood, ON - Feb 24 Moncton, NB - Mar 7 Halifax, NS - Mar 9 Sydney, NS - Mar 10 Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16 Hamilton, ON - Mar 22 Harriston, ON - Mar 23 Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28 Montreal, QC - Mar 30 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan rant about being mad at BC Ferries, sharing their amusing frustrations with the ferry service, the uncomfortable topic of diarrhea and pooping on the road, offering humorous anecdotes and survival tips, grievances with BC people and touques, Saltburn and Adam Driver, whether they would do nude scenes and share humorous thoughts on what it would be like if dicks could talk, diving into the absurdity of Google reviews for private parts, the return of disco, security guards facilitating encounters after shows and reflections on working in service jobs. TOUR DATES🚀 Vancouver, BC - Jan 27,28 Sudbury, ON - Feb 2 Peterborough, ON - Feb 7 Barrie, ON - Feb 8 Toronto, ON - Feb 9,10 Chatham, ON - Feb 15 Kitchener, ON - Feb 16 Windsor, ON - Feb 17 London, ON - Feb 18 Collingwood, ON - Feb 24 Moncton, NB - Mar 7 Halifax, NS - Mar 9 Sydney, NS - Mar 10 Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16 Hamilton, ON - Mar 22 Harriston, ON - Mar 23 Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28 Montreal, QC - Mar 30 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan start with a discussion about Jada and Will Smith, reminiscing about the greatness of Will Smith's career, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson running for president, adding a touch of humor to the political landscape, driving from Kelowna to Kamloops, and comedy shows across Western Canada, offering insights into the diverse comedy scenes in Ontario, BC, and Quebec. TOUR DATES🚀 Tofino, BC - Jan 23 Nanaimo, BC - Jan 24 Victoria, BC - Jan 25 Squamish, BC - Jan 26 Vancouver, BC - Jan 27,28 Sudbury, ON - Feb 2 Peterborough, ON - Feb 7 Barrie, ON - Feb 8 Toronto, ON - Feb 9,10 Chatham, ON - Feb 15 Kitchener, ON - Feb 16 Windsor, ON - Feb 17 London, ON - Feb 18 Collingwood, ON - Feb 24 Moncton, NB - Mar 7 Halifax, NS - Mar 9 Sydney, NS - Mar 10 Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16 Hamilton, ON - Mar 22 Harriston, ON - Mar 23 Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28 Montreal, QC - Mar 30 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a lively discussion on Katt Williams' viral interview on "Club Shay Shay," Where he goes in on Steve Harvey, Cedric The Entertainer, and Kevin Hart. Watch a video of the tradition of cheese wheel rolling, and Stephen Hawking's specific kink, highlighted in the Epstein documents. TOUR DATES🚀 Edmonton, AB - Jan 12,13 Calgary, AB - Jan 14 Whistler, BC - Jan 17 Kelowna, BC - Jan 18 Kamloops, BC - Jan 19 Penticton, B - Jan 20 Surrey, BC - Jan 21 Tofino, BC - Jan 23 Nanaimo, BC - Jan 24 Victoria, BC - Jan 25 Squamish, BC - Jan 26 Vancouver, BC - Jan 27,28 Sudbury, ON - Feb 2 Peterborough, ON - Feb 7 Barrie, ON - Feb 8 Toronto, ON - Feb 9,10 Chatham, ON - Feb 15 Kitchener, ON - Feb 16 Windsor, ON - Feb 17 London, ON - Feb 18 Collingwood, ON - Feb 24 Moncton, NB - Mar 7 Halifax, NS - Mar 9 Sydney, NS - Mar 10 Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16 Hamilton, ON - Mar 22 Harriston, ON - Mar 23 Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28 Montreal, QC - Mar 30 🎟️🎟️AbbasWahab.com linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with a humorous take on "Life as a bald," and the top bald heads in the industry, Greek names, Mia Khalifa, ranks in the military, border patrol power trips The episode wraps up with an amazing story of Justin banter in the workplace. See us LIVE on tour: ⁠⁠www.abbaswahab.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with the unexpected twist in Vin Diesel's life with new speculations and accusations recarding workplace misconduct on the set of Fast Five, Paul Walker's love for sharks and cars, The return of Ja Morant becomes a point of discussion, celebrating the comeback of the basketball sensation, air travel exploring the woes of the worst airlines. Abbas spreads some holiday cheer with a festive greeting which leads to controversy on his social media platform leading to a discusion between Islam and Christianity. They bring up Dave Chappelle's new comedy special "The Dreamer" and talk about the movie "Iron Claw." See us LIVE on tour: ⁠⁠www.abbaswahab.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Jordan- Toronto, ON , DEC 27 - 31 ⁠ ⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with a discussion on Jonathan Majors being found guilty, unraveling the complexities of the legal system and its impact on individuals, the enigmatic Jeff Bezos, pondering the question: What is Bezos up to these days? They share experiences from being in remedial classrooms, sparking a discussion on education and societal expectations, the current state of electric cars and ask the question if you could be any superhero, who would you be? See us LIVE on tour: ⁠⁠www.abbaswahab.com⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Abbas- Toronto, ON, DEC 22 Jordan- Toronto, ON , DEC 27 - 31 ⁠ ⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the intriguing world of mobsters and general contractors, the challenge of getting Abbas into video games, Shohei Ohtani's new contract making it the biggest in MLB history, experiences with the renowned Second City Improv, offering insights into the world of comedy and improvisation. The episode concludes with a lively review on the new "Godzilla Minus 1," movie. See us LIVE on tour: ⁠www.abbaswahab.com⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ Abbas- Toronto, ON, DEC 22 Jordan- Toronto, ON , DEC 27 - 31 ⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab ⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio ⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod