The Kudou Lala Land Podcast
Comedy
Do you want a podcast that's about Japan and Japanese culture but is a little dark? Well look elsewhere, because this podcast is the most dark and disturbing part of a dark and disturbing society that some like to call home, others call Nihon, and others still just see as Porn Island. Join your two hosts Jesus and Michael (yeah seriously) as they take a comical and informative journey through the world of Japan through JAV. Yes, that's Japanese adult videos. This is a porn podcast. But it's funny, and it's focused on the greatest porn star to ever come out of Japan: Lala Kudou (工藤ララ). Yes, it's a porn review podcast where we watch and discuss a Lala Kudou video every week. We aren't doing anything illegal, but my God it feels like we are. The Kudou Lala Land Podcast with Michael and Jesus mines the blackest depths of humanity for nuggets of comedy gold. Join us as we dissect every video starring JAV idol Lala Kudou and learn more reasons why humanity was a mistake. Has Japanese porn gone too far? Is this the worst podcast idea on Earth? Should we be cancelled from the solar system? All of the above. You won't get an intelligent insight into the strange happenings in the JAV industry here, but you will hear two guys try to make each other laugh as they come to terms with how weird and disturbing JAV can be and try to figure out wtf they're watching? We're your guys. Adults only--very very much adults only.
Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
Do you want a podcast that's about Japan and Japanese culture but is a little dark? Well look elsewhere, because this podcast is the most dark and disturbing part of a dark and disturbing society that some like to call home, others call Nihon, and others still just see as Porn Island. Join your two hosts Jesus and Michael (yeah seriously) as they take a comical and informative journey through the world of Japan through JAV. Yes, that's Japanese adult videos. This is a porn podcast. But it's funny, and it's focused on the greatest porn star to ever come out of Japan: Lala Kudou (工藤ララ). Yes, it's a porn review podcast where we watch and discuss a Lala Kudou video every week. We aren't doing anything illegal, but my God it feels like we are. The Kudou Lala Land Podcast with Michael and Jesus mines the blackest depths of humanity for nuggets of comedy gold. Join us as we dissect every video starring JAV idol Lala Kudou and learn more reasons why humanity was a mistake. Has Japanese porn gone too far? Is this the worst podcast idea on Earth? Should we be cancelled from the solar system? All of the above. You won't get an intelligent insight into the strange happenings in the JAV industry here, but you will hear two guys try to make each other laugh as they come to terms with how weird and disturbing JAV can be and try to figure out wtf they're watching? We're your guys. Adults only--very very much adults only.
Language:
English
Website:
https://sites.libsyn.com/466542
Episodes
42 Season 1 Finale - The Sequel
1/3/2024
The real Lala Kudou was the friends we made along the way.
Duration:02:22:01
41 The Penultimate Episode
12/30/2023
Love. True love. Hashtag no homo.
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Duration:01:02:37
40 The Commentary Track
12/27/2023
Watchalong with us!
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Duration:01:46:35
39 Fucking Normies
12/20/2023
Skip ahead if you want to hear us talk about the video.
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Duration:01:27:43
38 The Moaning of the Lalas
12/13/2023
Jesus has passed away and Michael is in prison for murder. Will a young FPI agent be able to track down a new copycat killer whose unusual methods have kept her from capture? Can Michael help save the lives of young innocents who await like innocent lambs the slaughter? Or will he escape justice yet again through a cunning ruse?
All will be revealed in this week's episode of...The Kudou Lala Land Podcast! Brought to you by Snicgers...so hangry you're about to smoke some crack, commit welfare fraud, and steal a bike? Have a Snicgers, you aren't Jewself when Jew hungry.
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Duration:01:08:38
37 Christopher Lolan
12/6/2023
.skcus tsacdop sihT .namrednels namrednels namrednels
Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.
Duration:00:57:17
36 Softcore Sex Trafficking
11/29/2023
Freedom of speech gives people the legal right to say things that would otherwise be illegal in different contexts, such as threatening physical violence on another human being. If said seriously, this can end someone in trouble. If said satirically on a podcast as a joke, it's totes okay. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.
Duration:01:16:19
35 The Lala Visitor
11/22/2023
Jesus loves Jake Sisko it's his favorite fictional character of all time.
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Duration:01:22:37
34 Yellow and Red
11/15/2023
We will seize the means of semen production, cumrades. I'm so bad at writing these. And being funny. This is a cry for help. Yeah another one.
Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?
Duration:01:15:59
33 Boomer Fight
11/8/2023
Penis size unremarkable
Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?
Duration:02:01:09
32 Who Does Lala Kudou Work For
11/1/2023
Are you ready to take a trip to swinging 142s Osaka? Yeah baby yeah this video is worse than anything we have done and it put us in a bad mood we could not make this funny I am so sorry don't listen next week is really good though I swear Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?
Duration:00:50:03
31 The Halloween Episode
10/25/2023
Boo
Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?
Duration:00:51:13
30 Carbonara Does Not Have Cream
10/18/2023
Andiamo al treno sulla piccolissima bellissima lolissima who kissima a lot when penissinmouth
Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?
Duration:01:11:53
29 One Life to Live
10/11/2023
Michael finally grows up. Jesus still doesn't know to stay close enough to the mic, though (don't worry, sound improves a lot next episode) Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.
We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?
Duration:01:02:25
28 A Podcast Episode
10/4/2023
Joke about episode theme. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.
We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?
Duration:00:46:54
27 We're Hooked on PCP
9/27/2023
Japan's most popular gameshow Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69
We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?
Duration:01:09:52
26 Jesus Finally Saves
9/20/2023
"In the name of Lala, the Merciful, the Beneficent.In the name of Lala, the most beneficent, the most merciful.
All that praises and thanks be to Lala, the Lady of the Asiatic.
The most beneficent, the most merciful.
The only owner of the day of recompense.
You alone we worship, and you alone we ask for help.
Guide us to the straight way…
The way of those on whom you have bestoed your grace, not the way of those who earned your anger, nor of those who went astray.
Praise be to the Lady of all worlds. Prayers and peace be upon our Prophet, Lala Kudou, her family and all of her companions.
To the honorable Father, Mr. Kudou, Lala protect his grand piano.
I ask that the Almighty Lala grants us all success in all that pleases Her and that She takes us all in. She is the Mistress of all and capable of such perversion. Lately, we call for praise to Lala, the Lady of all worlds. Prayers and peace be upon our Starlet, Lala, her family, and all of her companions.
Peace be upon you with the mercy and blessings of Lala. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69"
Duration:00:59:19
25 Lala's Revenge
9/13/2023
Club Lala is kind of like Club Penguin but it's a lot more...coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69
Duration:01:09:29
24 Loli Invaders
9/6/2023
They have come (hehe) to take everything. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69
Duration:01:05:57
23 The Loli King
8/30/2023
Lala is lost in a lalabyrinth of Flinstones date rape drugs and loli kings. Will she find her self esteem? Special Guest Star Racist Whitie Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69
Duration:01:08:46