PRISON SENTENCES
True Crime
What if I wrote letters to notorious criminals in jail and NEVER mentioned their crimes? Would they write me back? Each episode of PRISON SENTENCES, focuses on one criminal, the letter I wrote to them and the one I got back.
In other words, a prisoner sentenced to life, writing someone who needs to get a life.
PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humour… is the real crime.
Location:
Canada
Genres:
True Crime
Description:
What if I wrote letters to notorious criminals in jail and NEVER mentioned their crimes? Would they write me back? Each episode of PRISON SENTENCES, focuses on one criminal, the letter I wrote to them and the one I got back. In other words, a prisoner sentenced to life, writing someone who needs to get a life. PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humour… is the real crime.
Language:
English
Episodes
LARISSA SCHUSTER LETTER
5/29/2024
After Larissa Schuster killed her husband and put him in a vat of hydrochloric acid, she enjoyed a day at Disney World.
Sounds like a pretty Mickey Mouse plan to me.
PRISON SENTENCES - where my humour is the real crime!
Duration:00:06:30
DOUGLAS CLARK LETTER
5/22/2024
Douglas Clark is one of the most notorious serial killers ever. He and his accomplice, Carol Bundy, were known as the Sunset Strip Killers, oftentimes decapitating their victims.
I'm sure that you'll fall head over heels with this episode.
PRISON SENTENCES - where my humour is the real crime!
Duration:00:05:26
JOSEPH DANKS LETTER
5/15/2024
Joseph Danks is a serial killer known as The Koreatown Slasher. He also thought Johnny Carson and Burt Reynolds shared a prison cell with him. Hmmm no mention of Ed Mcmahon?
PRISON SENTENCES - where my humour is the real crime!
Duration:00:04:30
ROBERT PICKTON LETTER
5/8/2024
Robert Pickton is known as the most prolific serial killer in Canada, killing up to 49 people on his pig farm. Doesn't sound Kosher to me!
PRISON SENTENCES - where my humour is the real crime!
Duration:00:06:23
CHESTER TURNER LETTER
5/1/2024
Chester Turner is a serial killer known as the 'Southside Slayer'. He also worked at Domino's Pizza. I love Domino's Pizza....and so I wrote him a letter about it.
PRISON SENTENCES - where my humour is the real crime!
Duration:00:04:48
RICHARD WADE FARLEY LETTER
4/24/2024
Richard Wade Farley was a notorious stalker. So much so, that they made a TV-movie about him starring John Boy. John Boy as a stalker? Hmmmm.
PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.
Duration:00:08:08
JAMES MITCHELL LETTER
4/17/2024
I had an awful 10th birthday.
James Mitchell murdered his ex-girlfriend at their daughter's first birthday party.
I guess my birthday wasn't so bad after all.
PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.
Duration:00:06:51
BRUCE DAVIS LETTER
4/10/2024
Bruce Davis was Charles Manson's right hand man?
Why is it always a right hand man and not a left hand man?
PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.
Duration:00:04:53
JOE EXOTIC LETTER
4/3/2024
Joe Exotic loved tigers....but hated Carol Baskin.
So he tried to have her killed. It could have been the PURRR-fect crime.
PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.
Duration:00:05:03
JOSHUA JENKINS LETTER
3/27/2024
Joshua Jenkins killed his entire family.....except for the dog.
Perhaps he is a dog lover So I wrote him a letter!
PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.
Duration:00:04:59
BRANDON THOLMER LETTER
3/20/2024
Years before audiences had a thing for The Golden Girls, there was a criminal who had a thing for older women. Apparently this is called, gerontophilia.
I never heard of this word before, so I googled it…..and then I cleared my browsing history.
PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.
Duration:00:04:59
BETTY BRODERICK LETTER
3/13/2024
You know, Betty Broderick’s crime is the stuff that TV movies are made of – literally. In fact, there were two made-for-TV movies filmed in the 1990's.
But, that was the 1990's. I wanted to keep things fresh - so I asked her about her time selling tupperware!
PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.
Duration:00:05:36
GERALD FRIEND LETTER
3/6/2024
Gerald Friend has one of the FRIENDLIEST names.....for a kidnapper, that is.
His crime was also the inspiration for a Nirvana song. So I wrote a frienldy letter to Gerald!
PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.
Duration:00:04:26
JOHN GOTTI LETTER
2/28/2024
I thought the Teflon Don was always so dapper, so I sent him a caricature that I drew of him...to see if it sticks. Get it? Sticks? Teflon?
PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.
Duration:00:03:50
BERNIE TIEDE LETTER
2/21/2024
Bernie Tiede was a funeral director and mortician who met a wealthy widow when planning her husband's funeral.
Then, Bernie killed the widow to inherit her millions of dollars.
I wanted to know was how to become a mortician. So I wrote Bernie a letter!
PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.
Duration:00:05:06
PAMELA SMART LETTER
2/14/2024
Pamela Smart murdered her husband, with the help of her 15-year-old high schooler boyfriend. I wanted to know what Pamela was like in high school. So I wrote her a letter.
PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.
Duration:00:06:20
AEMAN PRESLEY LETTER
2/7/2024
Elvis may have left the building, but serial killer, Aeman Presley, want to sell his book - and as he says, it will make a killing.
You can't make this stuff up, folks.
PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.
Duration:00:05:33
JARED FOGLE LETTER
1/31/2024
I wanted to get some tips about losing weight....so I wrote the former Subway spokesperson a letter.....because simply asking a nutritionist would be boring.
PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.
Duration:00:05:09
CHARLES MANSON LETTER
1/24/2024
Charles Manson was the first letter I had ever written to an inmate....and my parents must be so proud of me.
Listen to find out what Manson wrote me after I send him a caricature that I drew of him. Yep....I'm not normal.
PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.
Duration:00:04:21
TRAILER
12/12/2023
TRAILER for the brand new, original podcast, PRISON SENTENCES.
Duration:00:01:00