No Such Thing As A Fish
Comedy
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Location:
United Kingdom
Description:
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Twitter:
@schreiberland
Language:
English
Website:
http://qi.com/podcast
Episodes
S1 Ep612: No Such Thing As The Gordon Ramsay Songbook
12/4/2025
Michael Palin joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss roadworks, Reeks, rescues and raspberry ripple.
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Duration:00:52:36
S2 Ep5: Little Fish: Now You Three Me
11/30/2025
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts. In episode five, subjects include cork, clocks, Patsy Cline and Ming Campbell. We also meet eight more listeners who have become Custodians of Fish Facts.
Duration:00:33:57
S1 Ep611: No Such Thing As A Forbidden Panettone
11/27/2025
Anne Miller returns to join Dan, James and Andy in discussing peaks, pianos, panettoni and the Post Office tower.
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Duration:00:58:11
Little Fish: Poor Benighted Mountain Beaver
11/23/2025
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in episode four of our brand new weekly show.
This week's subjects include unicycles, genetics, watermelons and Mr Darcy in a ball pit. We also meet eight more listeners who have become Custodians of Fish Facts.
Duration:00:29:58
S1 Ep610: No Such Thing As Lily Allen In The Hellespont
11/20/2025
Cariad Lloyd joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Byron, Bazalgette, bacteria and beautiful beaches.
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Duration:00:56:45
Little Fish: You've Been Harkin'd
11/16/2025
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in episode three of our brand new weekly show. This week's subjects include Oklahoma, dinosaurs, pumpkins and the ISS. We also meet EIGHT listeners who have become Custodians of Fish Facts.
Duration:00:32:49
S1 Ep609: No Such Thing As Aunt Bessie In A Red Citroën Picasso
11/13/2025
Amy Gledhill joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss gambling, flirting, and pudding.
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Duration:00:55:45
Little Fish: Yum Yum, Plum Plum
11/9/2025
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in episode two of our brand new weekly show.
This week's subjects include beds, wind, panhandles and Devo. We also meet our first four listeners who have become Fact Custodians.
Duration:00:32:18
S1 Ep608: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Sausage
11/6/2025
Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Rachel Parris joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss baboons, breakouts, Beethoven, and bottom stainers.
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Duration:00:51:19
Little Fish: Steam Exploded Donkey Bone Powder
11/2/2025
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in a brand new weekly show. This week's subjects include hamburgers, space, staircases and Berlin.
We also meet our first four Fact Custodians (spoiler: you've met them a lot in the past).
Duration:00:32:24
S1 Ep607: No Such Thing As Teletubby TikTok Tummies
10/30/2025
Ben Elton joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Tinky Winky, Shakespeare, Lances and Popes.
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Duration:00:55:59
S1 Ep606: No Such Thing As A Litter Box In The Sahara
10/23/2025
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Jamie Morton joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss onsens, letter bombs and Beerbohm.
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Duration:00:57:36
S1 Ep605: No Such Thing As A Shark With A Ponytail
10/16/2025
Sara Pascoe joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss fishing spiders, Blade Runners and Hitler's jumpers.
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Duration:00:55:27
S1 Ep604: No Such Thing As Crown Jewels For The Cookie Monster
10/9/2025
Dan, James, Andy and Melanie Bracewell discuss currents, biscuit tins, jam dodgers and all sorts of pi.
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Duration:00:54:02
S1 Ep603: No Such Thing As Jack Can't Reacher
10/2/2025
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Frida Kahlo, Harriet Beecher Stowe, characters called Hector, and a tortoise protector.
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Duration:00:53:10
S1 Ep602: No Such Thing As 'What's My Spoon?'
9/25/2025
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Richard Osman discuss saving birds, saving money, celebrity spooning and unoriginal crooning.
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Duration:00:56:57
S1 Ep601: No Such Thing As Sausage By Chanel
9/18/2025
Dan, James, Andy and Ella Al Shamahi discuss Sci Fi, vespidae, real life hobbits and real death habits.
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Duration:01:00:16
S1 Ep600: No Such Thing As The Doughnut Ambassador
9/11/2025
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tractor tyres, doughnut dimples and protecting porpoises.
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Duration:00:52:24
S1 Ep599: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Plan B
9/4/2025
Dan, James, Andy and Mary Beard discuss charioteers, Confederates, Latin and lovers.
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Duration:01:01:53
S1 Ep598: No Such Thing As Quantum Baseball
8/28/2025
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including flaming baptisms, defacing statues, painting ferris wheels, and why quantum entanglement is never the answer.
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Duration:00:51:52