No Such Thing As A Fish
Comedy
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Location:
United Kingdom
Description:
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Twitter:
@schreiberland
Language:
English
Website:
http://qi.com/podcast
Episodes
601: No Such Thing As Sausage By Chanel
9/18/2025
Dan, James, Andy and Ella Al Shamahi discuss Sci Fi, vespidae, real life hobbits and real death habits.
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Duration:01:03:24
600: No Such Thing As The Doughnut Ambassador
9/11/2025
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tractor tyres, doughnut dimples and protecting porpoises.
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Duration:00:57:26
599: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Plan B
9/4/2025
Dan, James, Andy and Mary Beard discuss charioteers, Confederates, Latin and lovers.
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Duration:01:03:28
598: No Such Thing As Quantum Baseball
8/28/2025
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including flaming baptisms, defacing statues, painting ferris wheels, and why quantum entanglement is never the answer.
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Duration:00:53:27
597: No Such Thing As Love Spaghetti
8/21/2025
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss dating, writing, inventing and horning.
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Duration:00:56:07
596: No Such Thing As Dance Floor Book Club
8/14/2025
Live from the Crossed Wires Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss podcast studios, parking spaces, robust moustaches and Robert Miles.
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Duration:00:52:00
595: No Such Thing As The Treaty Of Velociraptors
8/7/2025
Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Elf Lyons, Ray O'Leary, Andrew O'Neill and Ahir Shah discuss punks, clowns, dinosaurs and post-Kantian transcendental idealism.
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Duration:01:02:43
594: No Such Thing As Laser Club
7/31/2025
Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Ian Smith, Abby Howells, Urooj Ashfaq and Nish Kumar discuss pigs, jigs and Jimmy Hendrix.
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Duration:01:01:34
593: No Such Thing As A Barney The Dinosaur In Westminster Abbey
7/24/2025
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Canadian contours, Dylan's demise, Singapore Slings and sunflower seeds.
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Duration:00:57:17
592: No Such Thing As A Cat In A Muumuu
7/17/2025
Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss feline ads, Egyptian irons and the Hammer of the Scots.
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Duration:00:54:03
591: No Such Thing As Anti-Schmetterling Schnibbles
7/10/2025
Dan, James and Andy discuss shining holes, glittery voles, Baker's burial and Basque butterflies.
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Duration:00:53:15
590: No Such Thing As Workshopping The Alphabet
7/3/2025
Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss lit trees, unreal squirrels, banging drums and sick bags.
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Duration:00:50:03
589: No Such Thing As Dung Beetles In Madame Tussauds
6/26/2025
James, Anna, Andy and Miles Jupp discuss wandering, wondering, cricket and critics.
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Duration:00:51:34
588: No Such Thing As A Punk Monk
6/19/2025
Live from the Nerdland Festival in Belgium, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss swords, sheep, Samurai and scientific studies.
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Duration:00:46:02
587: No Such Thing As Chris Nibble
6/12/2025
Anna, Andy, James and Rhys Darby discuss robots, railways, lost witches and found phones.
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Duration:00:56:58
586: No Such Thing As A Levis Jury
6/5/2025
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Socrates, Stansted, short wigs and long waves.
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Duration:00:56:07
585: No Such Thing As The Paula Radcliffe Of F1 Racing
5/29/2025
Dan, Anna and Andy discuss 420 plants, 10 towns, 2 tongues and 0 licences.
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Duration:00:49:50
584: No Such Thing As Drinking A Sock Full Of Custard
5/22/2025
Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss postcards, Picasso, Foley and Fossey.
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Duration:00:55:01
583: No Such Thing As A Tuna Macchiato
5/15/2025
Dan, Anna, Andy and Rosie Holt discuss apes, art, anecdotes and Ancient Rome.
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Duration:00:55:16
582: No Such Thing As Siegfried Bassoon
5/8/2025
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss particles, poems, plums, and Antonio da Ponte.
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Duration:00:55:48