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Jackie publishes her first work of literature by way of Yelp review after being attacked by a rat in Home Depot, reviews the new Taylor Swift album, and about 462 other topics she can't remember because she has rabies. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! DraftKings: Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and get one hundred back instantly in Casino Credits Prolon: Get 10% off the 5-day nutrition program at www.ProlonLife.com/BIBLE Nurx: Taking control of your reproductive health starts at www.Nurx.com/BIBLE Rosetta Stone: Get Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.RosettaStone.com/BIBLE

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Jackie phones friend Heather McMahan for emotional support dealing with grief, the eclipse, manipulative marital strategies and red carpet disasters. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible and get FREE shipping Naked Wines: To get Naked Wines’ 6 bottles for $39.99 offer, head to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE for both the code AND password Prose: Get 50% off your first subscription order at www.prose.com/bible Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/bible

Jackie debuts her latest act of philanthropy, celebrates Easter by relishing in families get hit with a tundra and discusses the latest in pop culture news. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com Nurx: Taking control of your reproductive health starts here. Go to www.nurx.com/BIBLE to get started Squarespace: Visit www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Zocdoc: Download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Find and book a top rated doctor today at www.Zocdoc.com/BIBLE

Jackie ponders marine life, reminisces on the early 2000's, offers a variety of musical and television critique, and reinfects her eyeball with conjunctivitis. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible and get FREE shipping Honey Love: Save 20% at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com Prolon: Get 10% off the 5-day nutrition program at www.ProlonLife.com/BIBLE Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/BIBLE

Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, her recent trauma at Target, new beef with a narc neighbor and distasteful motherhood updates! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Caden Lane: Use code BIBLE for 20% off your order at www.CadenLane.com/BIBLE Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off at www.FactorMeals.com/bible50 Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE Viia Hemp Company: Use code BIBLE to receive 15% off plus a free sample at www.ViiaHemp.com

Jackie is back from Paris Fashion Week with the raw retinas to prove it. After contracting conjunctivitis, she recaps her medical trauma whilst abroad. She also discusses the Oscars and breaks down her best dressed. Apologies to Vanessa Hudgens. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.happymammoth.com Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/BIBLE This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month

Jackie hath sold her soul and is living for the lights! She discusses her latest motherhood fecal altercation, takes issue with Jess Glynne and gets ready for her Parisian gallivant! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Honeylove: Get 20% OFF @honeylove by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible #honeylovepod

Jackie hits a low point by way of flaming hot cheetohs and a drive thru frappucino. She also breaks down toxic human narratives, the time Andrew found mold in her car and why broccolini is the new hot makeup brush! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie hits a low point by way of flaming hot cheetohs and a drive thru frappucino. She also breaks down toxic human narratives, the time Andrew found mold in her car and why broccolini is the new hot makeup brush!

Jackie recaps her Valentines Day plan, Andrew's birthday party, motherhood musings, Beyonce's new country music venture and justice for Kelly Rowland!

Jackie has her first experience with shrooms by proxy at a Homegoods, recaps the Superbowl (yay sports) and reveals why she should probably have been sent to a juvenile detention center.

Jackie recaps the Grammy awards, gives some Handy Andy updates and debriefs on Pookie's problematic past!

Jackie finds her new favorite influencer, shares her own personal Make A Wish Foundation experience that will land her in a utility closet at Paris Fashion Week and discusses her latest mother of the year ventures!

Jackie has a traumatizing experience at her local market that ends in tamiflu tears. We also unpack Aritzia (like why), how not to behave at a breakfast brunch and why raffia is never a good idea.

Jackie has another altercation with Grandma Gloria, discusses mob wife aesthetic, recaps the toxic desire for relevancy a la Monika from Real Housewives and discusses her childhood lesbian allyship.

Jackie is back from the Bahamas and recaps being a hands off mother abroad, makes fun of influencers (shocker), talks Golden Globes, RHOSLC finale theories and why social media hiatus' announcements are tricky.

Jackie brings in the New Year with a marital update after Andrew leaves Jackie to fend for herself as a single mother during Christmas, starts beef with Sydney Sweeney and provides a lengthy list of what's in and what's out for 2024.

Jackie s fighting for her life and marriage before the holidays. She almost enters a cabernet crime scene, gets attacked by a bat and is on the brink of a divorce. Happy holidays!