The Dick Show

Women vs. bears, a man runs into a liquor store, recycled food, a dog is saved, campus riots, the government can't go bankrupt, and a fat woman bites a guy's thumb off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Maddox writes a book inside of a book, browsing Stormfront for non-white swastikas, women shooting dogs, Weinstein's freedom fake-out, religious rankings, a man goes to Disneyland, a abortion ads, a female baseball announcer, how to fight a substitute teacher, another breast reduction scare, anti-semitism monitors, and a Family-Sized Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A fat woman falls down running from a racoon, my friend goes to federal prison, Florida fights mockery, a woman threatens to kill her city council, the WNBA deserves more money, a taboo question scale, a balloon furry dies, Sean's Guitar Talk, teachers are doing a bad job, and a secret email threatens to completely destroy Maddox's timeline of events; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The new Islamic guitar prophet, Johnny brings in Bums vs. Drones, New York City is punching women, parents and grandparents going to prison for their bad kids, a woman says the moon is made of gas, a new Nazi salute, Dr. Phil turns heel, how to get a PS5 under communism, a guy with no legs dances, Hitler's Mustache, Maddox's Exes Dating Exes, too many men in Canada, being trans at a funeral, Black people paying taxes, and marriage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A woman craps in a bucket, a feal market in the Slowpocalypse, the Dodgers steal a baseball from a woman, sex working for Jesus, a woman knocks herself out in an MMA match, weird cuck fantasies, violent white liberals, and Boogie is bullying me; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Mistaken for gay, camping in the wind, capitalizing on a suicide, a kid hit in the face, Drake Bell being a tease, Lizzo calls it quits, a two-headed wife, the FBI is at your door, trans visibility day vs. Easter, 800 hostages, a sonic boob tattoo, and a sloppy erotic story; all that and more on The Dick Show!

I lose the National Puzzling Championship, peeing outside, the Madame Web fakeout, guns for illegal aliens, squatters' rights, an excessive free speech warning from Canada, nuclear disarmament consultants, a AAA game developer writes in, a highschool slave auction, an Israeli man calls in to have an argument, and Black Advil; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A meat intervention, the TikTok ban, Sean and Maddox go on a double date, The TENT Partnership program for refugees, the Yaira trailer, murder clearance rates, fat witches and weight journey spells, Dylan Mulvaney's video, the Black Panther game has a "no whites" policy, Riley 2 needs a new co-host (and to lose 200 pounds), and strippers under 21 are banned in Florida; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean breaks dozens of golf clubs, Karl's "Queer Kids Stuff" show, puzzle practice, Bible questions, Ralph drives a man into $500k in debt, more secret Maddox recordings, falling aid in Gaza, the Joe Rogan Killer, destroying a painting more better, Perspicacity calls in about Vickers and various things, Maddox the Meme Police, and Gamer Gate 2; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Depictions of simulated tobacco use, Big Everything, getting out of a $200 carnival, hidden Maddox tapes are released, the city counsil slayer, "Aronofsky's Pi", Scrabble words that are not allowed, minimum wage exclusions for bread makers, the FBI combats racism in stock photography, DignifAI for thots, and Dagon calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A fat woman orders a Lyft, Milei balances the budget, female cops dancing and using doors as target practice, Reddit's smug Terminator robots, Google's history, Australian Jews threaten the entire world, yeast infection bread, a 16 washing machine-sized asteroid, "freedom isn't free", and long distance relationships; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean's dog comes over, Vinnie and Karl from the Creep-Off call in and play a Vaush game, Maddox makes schizo Valentine's Day cards, a cop filps out over an acorn, a trust in media survey, Ebony Alerts, getting over a bad breakup, Biden brings a Black family fried chicken for dinner, and I stop a woman from getting a breast reduction; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A better Putin interview, a guy steals iPhones, lots of Mexicans in the snow Trap Daddy calls in and it's not what you think it is, a reparations lady, The Superbowl over abortions, Gina Carano's stupid lawsuit, and Maddox goes on AM radio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Horse-Man is here to save the day, Amazon ships tiny-houses for millenials to die in, Miss Plus America, a fat woman interviews Maddox, Love on the Spectrum, Florida outlaws science, immigrants, what's wrong with Elmo, tampons in the boy's room, a crazy woman writes in, and a guy wants to trick his girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Mona Lisa is disrespected, Title IX defenders, The Stochastic Terrorism Bookfair, neo-cervix screenings, the world's largest penis, Vince McMahon is super MeToo'ed, China makes driving safer, Disney swingers, arrested for jokes in a group chat, a guy gives away money, and Madison Madnes reads the news; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Maddox makes another friend who violated a restraining order by attacking her ex, how "crimey" is it getting and why, rain gutters, white people making superhero movies on Mars, Chris the Kiwi's original stalkee, 0nTheJ0hn has another bit, a furry drops some disturbing information on women, actual good advice maybe for the first time, and Eric July goes "scotch Earth" on everyone; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Maddox uses a saying wrong, a frightening erotic story, Chris the Kiwi's first stalkee, a bidet accident, an art class, Sean didn't even know about the Jewish tunnels, John Morrison's hair, swatting a baby, and women crashing planes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Hitomi Tanaka is in Los Angeles, Maddox finally does a live Q&A and goes to therapy and cries to Boogie about me, Sean gets criticized, Oscar Pistorias is out of prison, a rape happens in VR, FatCon, B-holeWeeb calls in, the Niggler blows his bit, and women's new year's resolutions; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean gets pranked, I get pranked, Christmas is ruined by family, people making your wife fat, trans women in boxing, how to stop drinking, all the wrong suicides are up, an erotic Uncrustable, and Maddox turns 2024 into the Year of Dick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

"America's Next Top Pedophile", gay dads in Cocomelon, what not to put in a Star Wars movie, someone's gay brother is a royal pain in the butt, Satanism, Vito wants to rig rigging an election, an embarrassing Christmas party, and Sean couldn't make it this week; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!