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Not-great-relationship advice from completely unqualified Hollywood types. I am a solid 3.4 student with a major in English from the University of Washington. I've also been asked what my SAT score was and it was 1060. It only took five years of dorm/rave life for me to accrue the life knowledge I have received. I’m a Sagittarius, which means I’m super creative and stubborn; but there are walls I need to break down because I always want to leap over the boundaries that make me climb ladders and roofs. I’m agreeable and delightful. I also have incredible leadership skills and following abilities. And, I have 20/20 vision so I’m an eagle eye. I could not love all of you more and please e-mail me at questions@annafarisisunqualified.com with your pressing relationship questions.

Not-great-relationship advice from completely unqualified Hollywood types. I am a solid 3.4 student with a major in English from the University of Washington. I've also been asked what my SAT score was and it was 1060. It only took five years of dorm/rave life for me to accrue the life knowledge I have received. I’m a Sagittarius, which means I’m super creative and stubborn; but there are walls I need to break down because I always want to leap over the boundaries that make me climb ladders and roofs. I’m agreeable and delightful. I also have incredible leadership skills and following abilities. And, I have 20/20 vision so I’m an eagle eye. I could not love all of you more and please e-mail me at questions@annafarisisunqualified.com with your pressing relationship questions.
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Not-great-relationship advice from completely unqualified Hollywood types. I am a solid 3.4 student with a major in English from the University of Washington. I've also been asked what my SAT score was and it was 1060. It only took five years of dorm/rave life for me to accrue the life knowledge I have received. I’m a Sagittarius, which means I’m super creative and stubborn; but there are walls I need to break down because I always want to leap over the boundaries that make me climb ladders and roofs. I’m agreeable and delightful. I also have incredible leadership skills and following abilities. And, I have 20/20 vision so I’m an eagle eye. I could not love all of you more and please e-mail me at questions@annafarisisunqualified.com with your pressing relationship questions.

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Episodes

ep 94: Jim Jefferies

10/17/2017
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Today we tackle one of the most powerful advice calls we've ever received (53:30) but first, Anna and Sim sit down with the hilarious Jim Jefferies (THE JIM JEFFERIES SHOW, LEGIT) and discuss his best friend Brad Pitt (5:30), the top three things Jim misses about Australia (8:30), and burritos (15:00). Next they play a new game called “Pick Your Fate” (17:00) and then some wild deal-breakers (31:00). Later, they call at Miranda (53:30) which you DO NOT want to skip. Tune in! This episode...

Duration: 01:25:39


ep 93: Mel Rodriguez/Anna and Sim's USC Podcast class with guest Paul Scheer

10/10/2017
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It’s a brand new week, which means there’s a brand new episode of Unqualified! This week, Anna and Sim sit down with Anna’s Overboard co-star Mel Rodriguez (THE LAST MAN ON EARTH, GETTING ON). Anna and Mel discuss things that make Mel nervous (8:30), Mel’s college experience in New York (17:30), the video “Two Girls, One Cup” (23:30), and the time Mel was homeless (43:00). Then, Mel has to answer some dating deal-breakers for guys that might date his daughter in the future (59:30). Also,...

Duration: 02:54:18


ep 92: Lee Daniels

10/3/2017
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He’s the brain behind Cookie Lyon, Precious Jones, and Star Davis. Lee Daniels (EMPIRE, PRECIOUS, STAR) joins Anna and Sim on this week’s episode of Unqualified! In this episode, the Academy Award nominated director discusses narcissism (15:00), what is considered therapeutic (19:30), and why comedians make good dramatic actors (23:30). After Lee answers some deal-breakers (29:30), Anna auditions for a role in Empire (38:00). Get ready for a transformative performance! Then, they call...

Duration: 01:03:59


Bonus! World Premiere: "Deadly Manners" starring Kristen Bell with intro from Rupaul.

10/2/2017
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RuPaul, Michelle Visage, and Alex Aldea take over the Unqualified feed to debut the world premiere of the Deadly Manners audio drama podcast. Chapter 1 In the opening chapter of Deadly Manners we are introduced to Billings family and their esteemed guests. Everything is going swimingly... until the power goes out. Cast List: Narrator - LeVar Burton Veronica Billings - Kristen Bell William Billings - Denis O'Hare Olivia Billings - Alisha Boe Esther Feinstein - Michelle...

Duration: 00:30:14


ep 91: Jack Johnson

9/26/2017
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Don’t let your dreams be dreams! The man with a voice that will make your heart melt, Jack Johnson (IN BETWEEN DREAMS, ALL THE LIGHT ABOVE IT TOO) is on this week’s episode of Unqualified!!! Anna and Sim sit down with the talented musician to learn about Jack’s favorite songs (9:00), how Jack handles a long lasting marriage (11:00), the making of the song “Bubble Toes” (14:00), and why Anna thinks women shouldn’t date musicians (22:00). Then, Jack answers some hard hitting deal-breakers...

Duration: 01:26:14


ep 90: Elizabeth Olsen

9/19/2017
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The beautiful and intelligent Elizabeth Olsen (WIND RIVER, INGRID GOES WEST) is on this week’s Unqualified! In this episode, Anna and Sim learn about the problematic shoot that resulted in the amazing Ingrid Goes West (9:00), Elizabeth’s thoughts on “tossing the salad” (10:20), and Anna’s experience taking mushrooms back in college (16:00). Next, Elizabeth answers some deal-breakers (18:00). Don’t ever call her “Lizzie Borden”! Later, the gang call Hillary (38:00), who is struggling...

Duration: 01:08:09


ep 89: Lake Bell

9/12/2017
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Omg! The talented writer/director/actress LAKE BELL (I DO… UNTIL I DON’T, IN A WORLD…) is on this week’s episode of Unqualified!! In this episode, Anna and Lake discuss starting a celebrity breast milk franchise (7:18), Lake’s experience while working on a Mark Duplass film (10:00), and Anna’s thoughts on a particular sex act (21:00). Then, Anna and Lake play the game “Celebrity Baby Name or Celebrity Restaurant/Bar” (27:00). Later, they call Mallory, who is questioning whether her...

Duration: 01:24:39


ep 88: Emma Roberts

9/5/2017
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Listen up queens, the talented Emma Roberts (AMERICAN HORROR STORY, SCREAM QUEENS) is on Unqualified this week! In this episode, Emma and Anna discuss their fears (11:30) and the most fun character Emma has played (14:30). Then, Emma answers some deal-breakers (19:00). Find out what one of Emma's real deal-breakers is! Later, Emma and Anna play the game "Not a Book or It is a Book" (41:00) and Emma saves the rest of the show (46:00)! How so? Tune in and find out! This episode is...

Duration: 01:02:22


ep 87: Alanis Morissette

8/29/2017
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Isn’t it ironic? We’ve got a brand new episode of Unqualified with the one and only Alanis Morissette (CONVERSATION WITH ALANIS MORISSETTE)!!! In this episode, Anna asks Alanis what it is like being a rock star (12:00), Amy tells Alanis about an encounter they once had (16:00), and Alanis discusses her transition into motherhood (23:00)! After some deal-breakers (30:00), the gang calls Amanda (51:00), whose revealing relationship could jeopardize her boyfriend’s job. Then, they call Keeria...

Duration: 01:10:19


ep 86: My Favorite Murder Crossover Pt. 2

8/22/2017
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What goes well with a good murder? Karen and Georgia! We’ve got PART TWO of Unqualified with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark (MY FAVORITE MURDER). In Part 2, Anna shares the story of actress Rebecca Schaeffer (3:00). Then Georgia tells the group about the killer Charlie Brandt and how an early childhood murder led to no good (23:30). Later, the gang call Leah, who wants to know if it is okay to hook up with her cheating friend’s ex-husband (41:30). Tune in and find out! This episode...

Duration: 00:52:48


ep 85: My Favorite Murder Crossover Pt. 1

8/15/2017
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We’ve got murders! We’ve got relationship deal-breakers! We’ve got a wild new TWO PART crossover episode of Unqualified with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark (MY FAVORITE MURDER). In Part 1, Karen tells the gang the tale of the BTK Killer, a man that would bind, torture, and kill his victim (9:00) and they find out which notorious serial killer Anna’s uncle lived across the street from (34:00)! Then Anna and Sim ask the girls their thoughts on relationship deal-breakers (41:00)....

Duration: 01:07:11


ep 84: Mondo Cozmo

8/1/2017
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Mondo Cozmo is in the house!!! On this week’s episode of Unqualified, Anna and Sim sit down with their good friend and musician Josh Ostrander (MONDO COZMO)! Anna and Josh discuss when Anna starred in one of his music videos (3:30) and how his career has recently started to skyrocket (3:50). Josh then dives deep into how he writes his music (17:00), and they ask some deal-breakers that Josh isn’t too judgmental about (31:00). Did we mention that Sim reveals how Unqualified was started?...

Duration: 01:20:17


ep 83: Eva Longoria

7/25/2017
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The iconic Eva Longoria (DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, OVERBOARD) joins Anna and Sim this week for a great show! Right off the bat, Eva and Sim go back in time to talk about the movie they worked on together! The gang then discusses the importance of spirituality and humankind, what would happen if women ruled the world, and their favorite holidays! Eva is then put to the test when she’s asked some of Anna’s classic Deal-breakers. Find out what makes her tick! Then, during some How Would You...

Duration: 01:39:28


ep 82: Andy Cohen Returns! (And more caller updates!)

7/18/2017
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Andy Cohen is back!!! On this week’s episode, Anna and Sim call Andy Cohen (WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE WITH ANDY COHEN) to determine whether Anna would make a good Real Housewife (10:30), they put him in the hot seat to ask some loaded deal breakers including what he would do if asked about Anderson Cooper’s d**k (19:00), they discuss how to handle high pressure Hollywood game-nights plus the time Anna ended up crying in Kate Hudson’s bathroom (30:00), then finally, they turn the tables on...

Duration: 01:34:24


ep 81: "The Lost Tapes Vol. 2" with Regina Hall and Tiffany Haddish!

7/11/2017
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PSA to our dear listeners! We’ve got another special episode for you this week packed with never before heard recordings from two hilarious guests, Tiffany Haddish and Regina Hall, the stars of the movie Girls Trip out July 21st! In “The Lost Tapes Vol. 2”, Tiffany Haddish (GIRLS TRIP, THE CARMICHAEL SHOW) discusses how she conquered bullies growing up (3:30) and shows Anna and Sim the new “gadget” she bought on Amazon (12:30)! Then, they call Hilary, whose fiancé’s family makes her feel...

Duration: 01:19:05


ep 80: "The Lost Tapes Vol. 1" with Justin Long, Chris Pratt as "Lewis", Zachary Levi, Adam Pally, Zoe Lister-Jones and Thomas Middleditch!

7/4/2017
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Attention dear listeners! We’ve got a very special episode for you this week loaded with never before heard recordings from past guests! In “The Lost Tapes Vol. 1”, the show is opened with a song by Eli Braden (Howard Stern Show), just before Anna and Sim go back in time, pre-Unqualified, to practice giving advice to a caller named “Lewis” (played by Chris Pratt) who accidentally slept with his cousin (6:00)! Then, they interview Justin Long (19:30) to discuss how he met Anna and to ask...

Duration: 01:05:44


ep 79: Maria Bamford

6/27/2017
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Maria Bamford (NETFLIX’s LADY DYNAMITE and OLD BABY) is here and she claims to have no deal breakers. Will she handle the questions Anna and Sim throw her way? On this episode, Anna discusses her parents' reactions to landing her first role in Scary Movie (9:00), Maria delivers a sneak peek of what she’ll say in her upcoming college commencement speech (11:00), and Jack Pratt makes another special appearance with his favorite movie quote (14:00)! Later, they call Tiffany (44:00), whose...

Duration: 01:21:34


ep 77: Nick Kroll

6/13/2017
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Nick Kroll (OH HELLO, THE KROLL SHOW, THE LEAGUE) joins Anna and Sim for this week’s episode of Unqualified! They talk about what REALLY happens when you take on the New Orleans night life after the Super Bowl, fart etiquette with your significant other, and the importance of dating passionate people! After Jack makes a surprise appearance to try out some new jokes, Anna and Nick go head to head in a round of "Know Your Lines!" They then call Kelly, who finds out someone she's been...

Duration: 02:21:24


ep 76: Ari Graynor/Online Privacy and Revenge Porn Attorney Carrie Goldberg/Caller Updates!

6/6/2017
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This week we’ve got a JAM PACKED episode of Unqualified for you! Up first, Anna and Sim talk to Carrie Goldberg, an attorney who specializes in online privacy and revenge porn. We then check in with some of our previous callers, Jeanine, who called about an affair she was having with a coworker, and Charlene, who was receiving anonymous notes at her desk! Then the gang is joined by the very talented Ari Graynor (I'M DYING UP HERE, WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER) to chat about double standards,...

Duration: 02:27:01


Bonus! Special sneak preview of "Missi and Zach Might Bang" with guest Anna Faris

3/23/2017
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HEY YOU! LISTENER! Have you heard the news? Unqualified Media is expanding by adding another hilarious show to your queue! Introducing "Missy and Zach Might Bang" starring Missi Pyle and Zach Selwyn! We have the first 20 minutes for you right here! These two are hysterical and are kicking off their season with the show’s producers, Anna and Sim! Tune in as they talk about robots, electro shock therapy, and The Matrix! Did we mention that they’ll also be improvising music throughout the...

Duration: 00:25:36

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