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On this week’s @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami kick things off with the internet microculture moment you NEED to know: Heated Rivalry, the must watch obsession that’s fully taken over everyone’s feeds. Maybe we do love hockey after all. Then the conversation takes a sharp left into a wildly fascinating debate: who has an inner monologue, who doesn’t, and what it says about how everyone’s brains work. After that, it’s holiday mode as the girls play a Christmas movie quote game and tackle the question that always starts a fight: is You’ve Got Mail a Christmas movie? Aleen is firmly in the “yes” camp. Finally, they get into awards season energy, breaking down the absurd Golden Globes gift bags and what’s next for the Oscars after 2028. Say goodbye to the traditional television broadcast! Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are back back back again and kick things off with Aleen opening up about her mommy makeover journey with body positivity in mind, from tummy tuck details to why confidence can feel different than you expect. They then share the latest on the Taylor Swift wedding venue rumor, where it seems she may have written a hefty check to a very lucky bride. After, they swap gifts thanks to Uber Eats and discover just how many things you can actually send as a gift. Finally, they discuss the heartbreaking passing of Rob and Michelle Reiner and pay their respects by revisiting their favorite films from his iconic career. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s @Betches, Sami and Jordana hold down the fort with a full catch up. Sami tests the “Cool Girl” monologue from Gone Girl, the duo recaps their girls trip to Chatwal Lodge, and they run through the Betch of the Year winners, including Love Island’s Amaya Papaya Espinel, a “standing on business” moment for Justin Bieber, and a little Michael B. Jordan appreciation. They also break down the Golden Globes adding a Best Podcast category and why it makes zero sense for a television & film awards show. Plus, the Taylor Swift wedding rumor mill is spinning. Did she pay off a bride to get the date and venue she wanted, and how much would Taylor have to pay you to give up yours? Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @Betches, Sami and Aleen break down their Spotify Wrapped and find out why their listening age is…78? They crown their picks for Betch of the Year, and debate which memes actually ruled 2025. Aleen gives a behind the scenes peek at working with Head Betch LINDSAY LOHAN (yes, that one!), who is hosting Betch of the Year!!! Plus, a quick sparkle report on Miley Cyrus’s engagement ring and Maxx Morando, a breakdown of Sabrina Carpenter calling out the White House over the ICE clip, and a cozy watch list for right now, including Pluribus, Death By Lightning, and I Love LA. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @betches, Aleen and Jordana hold it down while Sami jets to Morocco. They debate whether a trip with kids actually counts as a vacation, officially rank Thanksgiving as a prestige holiday, and Aleen declares her love for chopped liver.. They unpack the Chiara Ferragni charity scandal and analyze the Wicked premiere scare where Cynthia Erivo stepped between Ariana Grande and a red carpet crasher. We all need a friend like Cynthia. Plus, cozy screen time chat: The Beast in Me on Netflix, a little Leo movie discourse, heavy Keri Russell appreciation, and a final question for the group chat… what exactly does Kris Jenner have planned for Britney Spears next? Go to the BravoByBetches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Tuesday: Youtube.com/@BravoByBetches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami go full debrief on Kris Jenner’s 70th, a Bond-themed, billionaire-level bash at the Bezos mansion, covering the A-list guests (hiiiiii Beyoncé) and the mystery of Prince Harry and Meghan appearing in party pics and then vanishing from the carousel. Does this hint at a Harry rebrand back toward the Royal family? Also, Sami delivers an Oscar-worthy dramatic reading from The Devil Wears Prada before the trio dives into Apple TV+’s Pluribus to debate whether it’s an AI allegory, a takedown of forced-positivity culture, or something even darker. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @ betches, Sami and Jordana kick things off with a full Sabrina Carpenter concert debrief and why stage presence, vocals, and how the “polly-pocket pop star” bit works so well for her. Then it’s Hilary Duff time: what her new single “Mature” might actually sound like now, and whether she can thread the needle between nostalgia and 2025 pop. Also, Producer Joe confirms she is in fact a gay icon. They also get into Travis Kelce’s ex Kayla Nicole’s Toni Braxton Halloween look (cute homage or subtle clapback to Taylor/Travis?), and dive deep on Lily Allen’s new album “West End Girl” and how David Harbour broke the rules of their open marriage. Plus, Jonathan Bailey as PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive, and an A24 Eternity MASH game that forces impossible choices (like Liam Hemsworth having to live in Long Island with Jordana.) Go to the BravoByBetches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Tuesday: Youtube.com/@BravoByBetches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this special episode of @Betches, sponsored by Hulu’s All’s Fair, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen take a trip down memory lane to share how Betches was built from the ground up. They get into the post-grad, living at home hustle, the first “wait, this is real” brand deals, and how Betches became a genuine source of connection for women everywhere. They break down how they’ll keep the Betches voice while welcoming Gen Z into the fold, how each of them naturally slid into their role, and who they’d cast to play them in the inevitable Betches movie. Plus, they put 20+ years of friendship to the test with a newlywed-style game to see who actually knows who best. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This week on @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami ask the age old question: Are psychological thrillers better than supernatural horror? Or do ghosts deliver the real scares? They share Halloween plans, swap scary movie recs, and tackle the most terrifying mystery of all: what “6 7” means and why explaining it to millennials feels like an exorcism. They also break down the internet’s newest odd couple, Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau, and debate the pop tier hot take: Is Katy still A-List, or the B-List of A-Listers? Finally, they play a chaotic celebrity dating trivia game connecting who secretly dated the same person. (Plot twist: many of them are dating each other’s sloppy seconds) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @betches, Jordana kicks it off with a major life update: two Baby Betches are on the way as she shares a pregnancy announcement!!! Then, we launch Betch of the Year and ask you to submit the most viral 2025 moments. From there, we spiral into parenting trends (how do four year olds know what a labubu is) and the “material things don’t buy happiness” debate. We also break down the Louvre heist (looking forward to the netflix adaptation already), play the “would you turn your partner in?” dilemma, and react to Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard’s anniversary caption. Is dark humor funny on an anniversary post? Plus, Professor Charlie Puth’s pop theory breakdown, Sabrina Carpenter on SNL, and Olivia Rodrigo’s management shake-up. Don’t forget to nominate your favorite person / moment / thing that had the biggest impact on pop culture in 2025 for Betch of The Year at betches.com!!! Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @ Betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen open with a heartfelt tribute to Diane Keaton, celebrating her legacy, timeless filmography, and the effortless cool she brought to every role. They reflect on how she redefined aging in Hollywood and why her influence still shapes women today. Then, the group dives into the guest list of Selena Gomez’s star-studded wedding and why her kidney donor, Francia Raia, wasn’t invited (well part of her was there). It begs to ask the question…what are the rules and ethics of kidney donation? From there, it’s all about Kylie Jenner’s unexpected music debut with her collaborative single with Terror Jr., “Fourth Strike.” Is she officially entering her pop star era or just relaunching King Kylie for PR? They also react to the viral story of Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau’s yacht romance. Is Justin just using her to go to space? hmm… Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @Betches, Sami and Aleen unpack the cultural storm that is Taylor Swift’s Life of a Showgirl. They debate whether Taylor’s latest songwriting is self-aware genius or if she lost her touch, decoding the real meaning behind “CANCELLED!,” and admit that maybe being cringe is kind of iconic now. They also unpack why Swifties are more divided than ever, how the algorithm has officially become the villain of pop culture, and whether Travis Kelce is grounding her… or just dumbing her down. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @ Betches, Sami, Jordana & Aleen dive into Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking divorce after 19 years of marriage. Was Nicole blindsided? Did Keith already move on with another woman? The girls unpack all the rumors, speculation, and what’s next for Nicole in her single era. They also break down Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco’s wedding, Sydney Sweeney’s bizarre guest list (yes, Jeff Bezos and…Ashton Kutcher?), and debate whether Bad Bunny will outdo Shakira at the Super Bowl. Plus, memorializing Mean Girls Day nostalgia…what exactly does Gen Z quote if it's not Mean Girls? Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @Betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen cover everyone’s favorite athletic event: laying down for a little bit. They recap Harry Styles’ latest marathon moment (yes, another one!) and break down Taylor Swift’s wildest legal drama yet. Spoiler: if you’re trying to serve a celebrity deposition, maybe don’t hop their fence. Plus, in the spirit of Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon’s viral BFF quiz, the girls put their 20+ years of friendship to the test and things get real. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen dive into Bachelor Nation’s most shocking twist yet: Taylor Frankie Paul is officially The Bachelorette. From #MomTok swinger scandal to handing out roses, could this be the Hail Mary that saves the franchise? They also break down who nailed their Emmy predictions, which shows walked away empty-handed (sorry White Lotus), and why this specific EDM song might actually be millennials’ version of Mozart. Plus, the trio unpacks what it really means to be in a calm couple, a chaotic couple, or the lesser known “duck” couple. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @ Betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen are back to unpack the end of wedding season. From Alexia Umansky’s star-studded nuptials (where exactly were Kim Richards and Paris Hilton?) to Becca Bloom’s #RichTok extravaganza on Lake Como. Then, they dive into Gwyneth Paltrow’s wild new unauthorized biography and her rise from Hollywood It Girl. They also break down the fall fashion trends making a major comeback, including lace skirts and barn jackets. Finally, the trio discuss if The Paper has what it takes to live up to The Office’s legacy. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @ betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen take a trip down memory lane to revisit the most iconic Instagram posts of all time and reveal which ones actually got their double tap (spoiler: Jordana could definitely be more generous with her likes). From there, they break down Sabrina Carpenter’s new album and why she’s officially pop’s newest powerhouse princess. Next, they tackle Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun’s eyebrow-raising relationship, unpacking the wild age gap and whether Sydney’s latest romance is love, strategy, or a PR move. Finally, the trio dives into Netflix’s Unknown Number: The High School Catfish, a jaw-dropping doc about a teenage girl who gets catfished by someone shockingly close to home. atBETCHES Chapters00:00 Introduction06:49 Which iconic instagram posts have we liked?15:06 If only Sabrina Carpenter was around when we were in college25:08 What is Sydney Sweeney doing!?29:55 Breaking Down Unknown Number: The High School Catfish...and wtf!45:50 Betch of the Week Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @ betches, Sami and Jordana discuss their week off in ~Ibitha~ and the sheer joy of order chicken tenders at the club at 2am. They then dive head first into the royal engagement that is Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Sami and Jordana break down the ring, the (cringey) instagram caption, and the swiftie chaos that followed. Plus, was Taylor not invited to Selena Gomez’s bachelorette trip in Cabo? And which one of Taylor’s exes should be invited to her wedding? It probably won’t be Jake Gyllenhaal. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches 00:00 Introduction & Ibiza Trip Recap06:30 The Royal Wedding of Taylor & Travis18:13 What we thought of the ring and instagram caption26:28 Put A Like On It, Betch!34:04 Was Taylor Swift not invited to Selena Gomez’s bachelorette trip?38:50 What’s the deal on Zoe Kravitz & Harry Styles?44:06 Betch of the Week (edited) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Betches! We’re taking a little summer R&R this week, so we’re handing over the feed to our hilarious coworkers at Betches Video Club. They’ve got you covered with all the laughs while we’re out. Catch them every Monday on Spotify, Youtube (youtube.com/@betches), and wherever you get your podcasts! Rom Com lovers, assemble! In this episode of Betches Video Club, we’re handing out our own (completely legitimate) Betchie awards to the greatest romantic comedies of all time (as determined by our office poll): When Harry Met Sally, 10 Things I Hate About You, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and Crazy, Stupid, Love. We rank the most iconic rom com moments—from Heath Ledger singing on the bleachers to Ryan Gosling’s shirtless reveal in Crazy, Stupid, Love, the yellow dress from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and of course, the New Year’s Eve kiss in When Harry Met Sally. Plus, we award the Judy Greer Award for Best Best Friend. Also discussed: -The foreplay-to-kiss ratio in Crazy, Stupid, Love ("an hour and ten minutes of foreplay, as usual") -Whether you’d need a therapist or a friend to convince you to hook up with Ryan Gosling -The universal truth that "they don’t make sweaters like they used to" -A full meltdown over Andie Anderson’s yellow dress -Billy Crystal’s unexpected sex appeal in When Harry Met Sally -Why the kiss in 10 Things I Hate About You just hits harder when there’s paint on your face Whether you're Team Gosling, Team Ledger, or just here to yell about how unrealistic diamond ad pitches are, this is the romcom breakdown you didn’t know you needed. 00:00-02:31 We Dressed Like Our Fave Rom Com Leads 02:32 The 'Judy Greer Award' For Best Rom Com Friend 06:17 Rom Com's Worst Characters Ever 08:34 Throbbiest Heartthrob and Best Dressed 19:41 Best and Worst Dressed Rom Com Characters 22:14 This Is The Best Rom Time Of All Time! #RomComRanking #BestRomcoms #RyanGosling #HeathLedger #HowToLoseAGuyIn10Days #10ThingsIHateAboutYou #WhenHarryMetSally #CrazyStupidLove #RomComAwards #BetchesVideoClub #RomComObsessed #RomComCore #RomComRewatch #ChickFlicksForever #RomComHallOfFame #BestRomComMoments #IconicMovieKisses #MovieBesties #RomComBreakdown #VideoClubAwards #WhenHarryMetSally #10ThingsIHateAboutYou #HowToLoseAGuyIn10Days #CrazyStupidLove #RyanGoslingEra #HeathLedgerForever #AndieAnderson #BillyCrystalAppreciation #EmmaStoneStan #BetchesVideoClub #BetchesContent #YouTubeComedy #MovieTok #PopCultureDebate #NostalgiaRewatch #GirlsWhoLoveMovies #FunnyMovieReview #GenZMovieTakes #HotTakesOnly #stevecarrell #kathrynhahn #megryan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @Betches, Sami & Jordana recap their Mumford & Sons concert and Marcus Mumford’s unexpected “wait, he’s hot now?” glow up. Then, they dive deep into the marketing powerhouse that is Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, from predicting what (and who) the tracks will be about to dissecting her PR perfect romance with Travis. And finally, they break down Brooklyn Beckham & Nicola Peltz extremely petty and oddly timed vow renewal. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches 00:00 Introduction & Mumford Recap07:18 The Life Of Our Capitalist Queen, Taylor Alison Swift11:53 Taylor & Travis’ PR Machine20:28 Does Brooklyn Beckham & Nicola Peltz vowel renewal spell trouble?30:33 Sami’s Read of the Week32:16 Betch of the Week & Caymans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices