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26.2: Dan Like Nobody’s Watching

9/13/2016
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Fed can bring home the bacon. Brian can cook it up in a pan. Dan will never let you forget that you’re a man. Enjoy this new episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Years of Flirtin’” by Wooden Ambulance “Uncomercialized Prostitute” by The Frankenstone … Continue reading 26.2: Dan Like Nobody’s Watching →

Duration: 01:04:47


26.1: Ye Olde Podcaste

8/29/2016
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In this third episode of August we review our summer vacations, do unflattering impressions of the Founding Fathers, introduce Judge Fedd, the grammar enforcer, and continue to totally ignore the ongoing presidential election. You are welcome, America. Please enjoy part one of Episode 26 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by … Continue reading 26.1: Ye Olde Podcaste →

Duration: 00:41:10


23.2: The Redneck Version of Space

6/10/2016
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Spoiler alert: the best part of this episode is when Fed says “I’m sure he’s fine.” That won’t make any sense to you until you hear it, but trust me, it’s just great. Other highlights: Brian talks about the time he was nearly murdered by mice, and Dan admits that he doesn’t know how to … Continue reading 23.2: The Redneck Version of Space →

21.2: Doctor Diesel and the Towel Boy

4/8/2016
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The fellows pitch a prestige cable series, win a Russian beer sweepstakes, and try out a new trivia segment on this, the conclusion to Episode 21 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Editor’s Note: At one point in this program, Brian incorrectly refers to F. Lee Bailey as the prosecutor in the Charles Manson trial. Dan … Continue reading 21.2: Doctor Diesel and the Towel Boy →

19: American Bear and Monkey Boss

11/19/2015
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Brian returns to Naked Island for some saucy corrective corrections, Dan’s class photo is so bad that the photographer wins a Pulitzer, and Fed attempts to channel the spirit of a legendary Cajun chef, with limited success. Please enjoy the nineteenth episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker … Continue reading 19: American Bear and Monkey Boss →

Duration: 00:59:25


18: Season Three! Escape From Naked Island

11/5/2015
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Season Three of Dan Wakes Up Screaming is upon us with an episode that has it all: nudity, violence, adult situations, and compulsory hand-holding with strangers. Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Cool Reggae Party” by Juanitos “Mexico” by Jimmy Pé “seven down” by Gorowski “Like The Very First Kiss” … Continue reading 18: Season Three! Escape From Naked Island →

Duration: 01:06:11


17.2: Werewolves of Windsor Terrace

10/22/2015
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This is it: the final episode of Season Two, which means that we are mere weeks away from the premiere of Season Three. A lot of people thought we wouldn’t get renewed for another season, and do you know where those people are now? Well, if we go by iTunes metrics they’re probably listening to … Continue reading 17.2: Werewolves of Windsor Terrace →

Duration: 00:44:45


17.1: A Bottle of Bile

10/8/2015
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Breaking news: Dan Wakes Up Screaming still exists. This new episode, which is part one of the electrifying conclusion of Season Two, finds that Fed is moving to a new apartment, Brian has finally quit smoking, and Dan in incensed at the lack of Huey Lewis in Pitchfork’s 200 Best Songs of the 80s. Music … Continue reading 17.1: A Bottle of Bile →

Duration: 00:35:34


16.2: Base Jumpers Don’t Cry

7/27/2015
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Episode 16.2 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming finds the boys still all squicked out about seeing one another in daylight, so they’re relieved when a very special guest shows up and they don’t have to talk to one another anymore. By the way, have you ever wondered what the fellows are drinking while recording episodes … Continue reading 16.2: Base Jumpers Don’t Cry →

Duration: 00:35:13


16.1: Tricked By Dogs

7/14/2015
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This episode was recorded in broad daylight, which weirded everyone out. Overcoming the queasiness of seeing one another during business hours, the fellows managed to discuss: – Current American politics (The first time ever that such a conversation was not deleted for being boring and terrible) – Vivisection (pros and cons) – That guy who … Continue reading 16.1: Tricked By Dogs →

Duration: 00:40:17


15.2: Dry Horizons

6/29/2015
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What do you serve to a Broadway producer who barges into your podcast taping planning to kidnap you and then force you into a life of indentured servitude in the theater? The answer, as we learn on this episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming, is a small sherry with an olive in it. James Taylor … Continue reading 15.2: Dry Horizons →

Duration: 00:49:04


15.1: Feliz Quinceanera

6/22/2015
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Dan’s kids have lice, Fed’s starting a cult, and Brian is convinced that he is too talented for Broadway. It’s the fifteen episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming! This is also our thirtieth podcast in total, so depending on your outlook this is either our Quinceanera or our Logan’s Run. “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume … Continue reading 15.1: Feliz Quinceanera →

Duration: 00:53:35


14.2: Welcome to the Peace Department

6/1/2015
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Dan recently cancelled his subscription to cable television, which means that this podcast is probably doomed, because we can’t even picture Dan without access to CoziTV. If you see a very thin and panicky fellow trying to rent Murder She Wrote tapes at the library, that’s probably Dan. May God have mercy on his soul, … Continue reading 14.2: Welcome to the Peace Department →

Duration: 01:05:24


14.1: Berserker Sex Robot Superstar

5/19/2015
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In the not-too-distant future, podcasters will be replaced by sexy androids. Probably. Episode fourteen of Dan Wakes Up Screaming offers a terrifying glimpse of the coming dystopia. “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Ride My Tempo” by Fhernando “The Laundry Room” by itchidan “23 is hunting me” by Popeye Experience “Open Up Your Eyes” by … Continue reading 14.1: Berserker Sex Robot Superstar →

Duration: 00:41:24


14.1: Berserker Sex Robot Superstar

5/19/2015
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In the not-too-distant future, podcasters will be replaced by sexy androids. Probably. Episode fourteen of Dan Wakes Up Screaming offers a terrifying glimpse of the coming dystopia. “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Ride My Tempo” by Fhernando “The Laundry Room” by itchidan “23 is hunting me” by Popeye Experience “Open Up Your Eyes” by … Continue reading 14.1: Berserker Sex Robot Superstar → The post 14.1: Berserker Sex Robot Superstar appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming.

Duration: 00:41:24


13.3: Big Flats Ain’t Big Enough For Both of Us

4/20/2015
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The fellows collaborate on a genre fiction series that will be available in airport bookstores near you, Dan’s clone/single white female shows up, and a particularly eventful day in history is marked. Lucky episode thirteen is in the can. “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “So Close” by Herr Doktor “(I Need Ya) L.O.V.E” by … Continue reading 13.3: Big Flats Ain’t Big Enough For Both of Us → The post 13.3: Big Flats Ain’t Big Enough For Both of Us appeared first on Dan Wakes Up...

Duration: 00:43:24


13.2: Dan Fulfills The Prophecy

4/9/2015
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The epic trilogy continues: first the fellows meet another local artisan of the burgeoning maker culture, and then Dan shares a heartwarming story in which he achieves all that his parents ever wanted for him, at a shopping mall fashion show. Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “So Close” by Herr Doktor “(I … Continue reading 13.2: Dan Fulfills The Prophecy → The post 13.2: Dan Fulfills The Prophecy appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming.

Duration: 00:56:01


13.1: We Disagree With Your Lifestyle

3/24/2015
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Dan showed up to this evening’s session wearing glasses and sporting an iPhone. He looked like an art director, but all that gravitas evaporated when his selection for the music segment turned out to be “Jacob’s Ladder” by Huey Lewis and the News. Please enjoy this first segment of the epic marathon session that is … Continue reading 13.1: We Disagree With Your Lifestyle → The post 13.1: We Disagree With Your Lifestyle appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming.

Duration: 00:57:49


12.2: French Bulldog Puppy Apocalypse

3/3/2015
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It could happen, people. Season Two continues with a special guest, and a new “Day in History” segment which Dan described as “a train wreck… but it’s short!” Also we go on for awhile about Lisa Loeb, which, can you believe that hasn’t happened yet? Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “So Close” … Continue reading 12.2: French Bulldog Puppy Apocalypse → The post 12.2: French Bulldog Puppy Apocalypse appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming.

Duration: 00:44:59


12.1: The German Word for “Sex Murder”

2/17/2015
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Apparently it is “Lustmord.” Anyway, Season Two continues with another new episode. Music credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Alabama Chicken” by Sean Hayes “Messy Love” by Another Day On Earth “Upside Down” by Oblivian Substanshall The post 12.1: The German Word for “Sex Murder” appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming.

Duration: 00:42:27

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