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Dumb People Town

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It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). Incredible improvisor and character comedian, Daniel Van Kirk rustles up the stories and riffs on their details with the Sklar Brothers and a hilarious well known or up and coming comedy guest. Plus celebrity phone calls from Mark Wahlberg, Christoph Waltz, Jesse Ventura, Nick Cage and more round out the show. The Criminal Mischief comes fast and furious in Dumb People Town.

It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). Incredible improvisor and character comedian, Daniel Van Kirk rustles up the stories and riffs on their details with the Sklar Brothers and a hilarious well known or up and coming comedy guest. Plus celebrity phone calls from Mark Wahlberg, Christoph Waltz, Jesse Ventura, Nick Cage and more round out the show. The Criminal Mischief comes fast and furious in Dumb People Town.
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It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). Incredible improvisor and character comedian, Daniel Van Kirk rustles up the stories and riffs on their details with the Sklar Brothers and a hilarious well known or up and coming comedy guest. Plus celebrity phone calls from Mark Wahlberg, Christoph Waltz, Jesse Ventura, Nick Cage and more round out the show. The Criminal Mischief comes fast and furious in Dumb People Town.

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English


Episodes

Pete Holmes - Frightened Farmer

2/20/2018
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This week, comedian Pete Holmes (Crashing, You Made It Weird) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man’s own sword is used against him. Then, they talk about season 2 of Pete’s show Crashing, before getting in Story #2, in which a farmer finds tiger in his cowshed. In Story #3 a man beats his roommate who failed to properly close the cereal. Finally, Robert Durst stops by the studio to chat.

Duration:01:16:57

Minisode: Nick Antonyan - Missile Sled

2/16/2018
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian and youtuber Nick Antonyan for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man skis a rocket bike off of a roof and falls on a fence.

Duration:00:24:17

Jamie Lee - Black Sparrow

2/13/2018
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This week, comedian Jamie Lee (HBO's Crashing) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man in Russia drives a stolen tank into a supermarket and steals a bottle of wine. In Story #2, fed up with searching for the perfect man, a woman marries the ghost of a 300 year old pirate, saying that he’s her soulmate. Finally, in Story #3 a man with a plan, some snow, and a couple hours to spare builds a car out of snow to fool the cops.

Duration:01:00:03

Minisode: Keith Carey & Connor McSpadden - It's Not The Weekend Somewhere

2/9/2018
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Keith Carey & Connor McSpadden (Mean Boys podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a Florida man is arrested for a DUI after confusing a bank drive-thru for a Taco Bell.

Duration:00:27:30

Scott Thompson - Butter Him Up! (Live From SF Sketchfest)

2/6/2018
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This week, the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Scott Thompson (The Kids in the Hall) live from SF Sketchfest! In Story 1, a man sets the garage on fire in retaliation after his roommate draws phallic symbols on his face while he was passed out. Story 2 introduces us to a man who tries to jump the gates at the London underground, only to get stuck in an uncomfortable and compromising position. In Story 3, we find out which objects Americans shoved inside themselves in 2017, and learn...

Duration:01:41:32

Minisode: Jackie Johnson - Meat Me

2/2/2018
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jackie Johnson (Natch Beaut podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a trail of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos lead the cops straight to perpetrators of a robbery.

Duration:00:24:20

Neal Brennan - I Am My Own Baby

1/30/2018
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This week, comedian Neal Brennan (Female Brain, 3 Mics, Chappelle’s Show) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man punches an ATM that gives him too much money. In Story #2, a man calls 911 to complain about the size of his meal. Then, Story #3 features a man who feels like he’s been robbed. Finally, Al Gore leaves a voicemail about the recent wild fires!

Duration:01:00:36

Minisode: Barry Rothbart - Got a Lot of Lint in Him

1/26/2018
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Time for another DPT minisode! This week the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Barry Rothbart (Downward Dog, Get High & Save the World podcast)! In this week’s story, a man is rescued after stealing a swan boat and marooning himself on a fountain.

Duration:00:29:54

Scott Aukerman - Too Spicy to Put in Print

1/23/2018
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This week, comedian Scott Aukerman (Comedy Bang! Bang!) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a youtube prankster cements in his head in a microwave. Story #2 features a woman who loves having sex with ghosts. Then in story #3, someone requests a joke with their pizza delivery and isn’t thrilled when their wish is granted. Finally, a voicemail from Michael Caine wraps up the show!

Duration:01:08:52

Minisode: Kyle Ayers - Landlocked Shrimp

1/19/2018
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On the very first DPT minisode, the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Kyle Ayers (Boast Rattle, Never Seen It podcast)! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for getting into a fight with another man over shrimp.

Duration:00:26:08

John Early & Kate Berlant - It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Sconce

1/16/2018
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This week, comedians John Early & Kate Berlant (The Characters, Search Party, 555) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a West Virginia man torches a strip club to keep his girlfriend from stripping. Story #2 features a woman who intends to marry her chandelier. Then in story #3, a grieving daughter sprinkles her mother’s ashes on her Christmas dinner and eats it. A voicemail from Kris Kristofferson wraps up the show!

Duration:01:08:56

Joey CoCo Diaz - Just Go There and Figure It Out

1/9/2018
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This week, comedian Joey CoCo Diaz (The Church of What's Happening Now) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, four Teslas are stolen by four separate men. Story #2 stars a hungry night owl who takes matters into his own hands at a Waffle House. Story #3 is a cautionary tale of the Valsalva maneuver gone terribly wrong. To wrap up the show, Mark Walhberg stops by to fill the guys in on what he's been up to lately.

Duration:01:09:34

Todd Glass - Major Factor in an Unusual Situation

1/2/2018
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This week, comedian Todd Glass joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a bizarre incident involving a man covered in deer blood. Story #2 brings us a self-taught rocket scientist / limo driver. Story #3 is the tale of a mile-high encounter.

Duration:01:10:32

Joe DeRosa - LIVE from Houston

12/26/2017
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This week, the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk come to you live from Houston, joined by comedian and actor Joe DeRosa (Better Call Saul, Emotional Hangs)! The group recounts some Jan Flato facts before jumping into Story #1, which is the tale of a man who happens to be covered in vaseline. Story #2 brings us some questionable transportation techniques. And finally, in Story #3 we meet a man with a taste for hotdogs and a knack for shooting them as well. To wrap up the show, some awesome Townie...

Duration:00:59:33

Tony Hinchcliffe - Shark Vomit Jesus Birth

12/19/2017
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This week, Tony Hinchcliffe (Kill Tony, One Shot) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a theft of holiday decorations involving a shark, a T-Rex, and the zoo. Story #2 brings us a Ferrari thief who ain't got gas money. Story #3 is the wild tale of a thirsty opossum. To wrap up the show, Johnny Depp shares his idea for a new sport.

Duration:01:04:45

Nikki Glaser - Soft Rock Bottom

12/12/2017
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This week, comedian and actor Nikki Glaser (Not Safe with Nikki Glaser) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk on Dumb people Town! In Story #1, we visit a movie theater where a couple is caught in a compromising position. Story #2 lets us know that when you're here, you're family. Story #3 brings a rousing Rascal Safeway theft. To wrap up the show, "Making A Murderer" "star" Ken Kratz joins the show to talk mandatory hugs.

Duration:01:07:09

Dan Harmon - That's Shoot-You-In-The-Arm Money

12/5/2017
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This week, Writer/Producer/Fellow Feral Podcaster Dan Harmon (Rick & Morty, Harmontown) makes his grand return to Dumb People Town with the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk! The group discusses desk buttons before jumping into Story #1, in which a Florida couple unsuccessfully fakes a break-in. In Story #2, a stolen rental car caper goes south. Story #3 brings Australian Maccas shenanigans. To wrap up the show, Mark Wahlberg joins the gang to discuss upcoming projects, his checkered past, and...

Duration:01:15:01

Steve Agee - Don't Fret

11/28/2017
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This week, actor and comedian Steve Agee (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, We're No Doctors) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! Steve recounts military school before jumping into Story #1, in which a man finds himself locked in a beer cooler. Story #2 brings us an unwanted late-night visitor in Boulder, CO. In Story #3, we meet a photogenic sandwich woman who happens to be familiar to local police. To wrap up the episode, Robert Durst leaves a voicemail about going...

Duration:01:03:28

Jimmy Pardo - Mile Thigh Emporium

11/21/2017
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This week, comedian and podcaster Jimmy Pardo (Never Not Funny, Playing Games with Jimmy Pardo) visits The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! Jimmy tells the story of an encounter with a fan, and then in Story #1, we hear all about an inappropriate sale, and use of, a whip. Story #2 brings us an ignored request with regards to a 7-11 cheese dispenser. Story #3 is the tale of an angry naked woman with a pool cue. To wrap up the show, a voicemail from Doug Buffone about his new...

Duration:00:55:38

Judah Friedlander - Champagne Torino

11/14/2017
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This week, Judah Friedlander (30 Rock, Bordertown) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! The group talks about the story behind Judah's new standup special, "America Is The Greatest Country In The United States," before we jump into Story #1, in which a Florida politician purports to have met aliens. In Story #2 brings us a man who slides into the police's DM's. And Story #3 is the tale of a supposedly unlawful sing-along. To wrap up the episode, a voicemail from actor...

Duration:00:59:14

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