Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day: White Russian and Jameson/Ginger ale. Blanco and Jonesy are celebrating our birthdays at the bar. We take a trip back to 1983 and discuss what was happening around that time. Topics include the age of the internet, the Montauk Project, and government secrecy, touching on topics like hypersonic frequencies and drone activities. We dive into the 25 worst things people stuck up their bums in 2025. Sports focuses on the divisional round of the NFL playoffs.

Drink of the day: Jingle Juice equal parts Sparkling Rose, Whipped cream vodka, and Cherry 7 up. Jonesy and Blanco have a special Christmas episode where they share a drink recipe called “Jingle Juice.” It’s got sparkling rose, whipped cream, vodka, and cherry 7-Up. They also try three different Whistle Pig rye whiskeys and rate them from 3.5 to 4.5 out of 5. Then, they switch gears and talk about a new fetish called “gooning,” which is all about self-pleasure while watching porn. They also compare Costco and Sam’s Club, with Jones saying Sam’s Club has better stuff and cheaper prices. The episode ends with a funny talk about their high school days and personal stories. Blanco and Jones talk about their travel plans, like a possible trip to Cancun and Scotland. Jones mentions his friends Anne and Roy are interested in Outlander stuff in Scotland, and they’re planning to play golf. They also want to visit Guinness and Jameson. Then, they switch to the Kansas City Chiefs and complain about their performance, saying they need new coaching. The episode ends with plans for a New Year’s Eve party and a tribute to MTV.

Jonesy and Blanco are back at the bar, and they’re ready to break down all the games for NFL wildcard weekend. They’ll pick the winners against the spread and give you all the reasons why. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Drink of the day: Christmas Cookie drop shot. 1 oz RumChata, 1 oz Vanilla Vodka, 1/2 Not Your Fathers Root Beer. Jonesy and Blanco discuss their challenges in recording their show, including multiple interruptions and technical issues. We talk about our experiences with the Sneakers app and the difficulty in buying popular sneakers. The conversation shifts to the Diddy documentary on Netflix, highlighting Diddy's alleged mistreatment of employees and his involvement in Tupac's murder. We also discuss the cultural impact of Black Friday and the upcoming Street Fighter movie. Blanco and Jonesy discussed the cultural implications of domestic violence, noting that victims rarely leave their abusers and often end up being killed. We criticized the prosecution's handling of a case involving sex trafficking and racketeering charges, highlighting the lack of consideration for domestic violence. Sports focused on Joe Burrow's struggles in Cincinnati and his potential move to New Orleans. We also debated NFL officiating issues, expressing frustration over inconsistent calls and the impact on betting. We wrap up with John Cena's final match and the future of professional wrestling.

Drink of the Day: Wild West Cocktail 2 oz bullet bourbon, .5 oz smith moonshine, top with root beer. Blanco and Jonesy are joined by friend of the show, Zeejho. We give a review of Chef J’s BBQ. There is a bit of nostalgia in this episode. We talk about early cell phones, restaurants that are not as good as they used to be, and the Ninja Turtles. We also talk about the evolution of toys from the 70’s through today. Sports is focused on the Chiefs struggles and the Fat Four.

Drink of the day: Jack Daniels and Mountain Dew. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar after a hiatus. We review the Nutty Buddy Cakes. Jones talks about Tuff Tony’s incident at school that got him sent to the principals office. Jones talks about his recent trip to Europe, especially the food because we are fat. We keep sports suck because the Chiefs are not great these days. Blanco gives his Fat Four for the week.

Drink of the day: Sparkling Ice Starburst Cherry and Orange. Prime KSI and Sprite + Tea. Blanco and Jonesy are back with a kid-friendly episode, and guess who’s joining them? It’s none other than the awesome Tough Tony! They’re diving into the world of snacks and drinks, including the legendary Oreo Reese’s, Reese’s Oreos, and even a refreshing Prime drink. But that’s not all! Tough Tony takes us on a journey through his soccer career with the PSC Pirates, sharing their impressive record of 4 wins, 2 draws, and only 1 loss. They also chat about their fantasy football teams, with Tough Tony’s team having an F rating and Jonesy’s team at a respectable 4-2. Buckle up for an entertaining and informative episode!

Drink of the day: Cherry Daydream 1 oz Bacardi silver, 1 oz Red Rum, .5 oz lime juice, top with Cherry Pepsi. Blanco and Jones are at the bar shooting the breeze. The conversation shifts to their upcoming vacation, their high school reunion plans, and their thoughts on the "robo-penis" device used in the adult film industry. Blanco and Jones discuss their upcoming podcast episode featuring a special guest, a Gen Alpha, and plan activities like taste testing and non-alcoholic drinks. We shift to a story about the FBI accidentally getting animals high by disposing of meth near an animal shelter in Billings, Montana. We kick off sports focusing on NFL. We debate the NFL's scheduling system, the performance of various teams, and the potential of players like Daniel Jones and Saquon Barkley. We touch on the 49ers' quarterback situation and the impact of Kyle Shanahan's system.

Drink of the day: Negroni 1 oz gin, 1 oz sweet vermouth, 1 oz Campari. Blanco and Jones discussed their new drop-shot, "Hobo Piss," made with blackberry brandy, vodka, and Triple Sec. They also created a Negroni paying homage to Anthony Bourdain. The conversation shifted to AI usage, with Jones skeptical and Blanco using it for work and the podcast. We chime in on a terrifying U.S. military incident where a Hellfire missile failed to hit a UFO. We start off sports with the Kansas City Royals' season. Jones shared his recent experience of attending a Royals game with free food and drinks. Jones notes the high cost of tickets and souvenirs, including a $125 Bobby Witt Jr. jersey. NFL officiating is terrible yet again. The Chiefs' struggles continue with an ugly win over the Giants. Blanco review’s the Fat Four through week 3 of the NFL season.

Drink of the day: Cherryosity bourbon pre-made cocktail. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar discussing cocktails and shots. We talk about what attire is appropriate for flying. We have a story to illustrate how dogs are far superior to cats. We talk about radio being a dying industry and our dislike for noncompete clauses. We start off sports with Phillies HR ball Karen. We recap the Chiefs abysmal week one performance. Preview week 2 against the Eagles and round it out with the Fat Four.

Drink of the day: Sprite-arita 1.5 oz Blanco Tequila, .5 oz Contreau, .75 oz lime juice, .5 oz simple syrup, top with Sprite. Jonesy and Blanco are back at the bar. We are catching up after a break. We discussed Blanco’s Alaska trip that included kayaking, fishing, hiking, and whale watching. Blanco also gets bougie sharing his first class flight experience and his first trip to a Nordic Spa. We also review the Alaskan culinary scene. We do our first unboxing on the show and discuss the Jordan 4 Rare Air. We kick off sports with the Royals current play and playoff hopes. We touch on the upcoming College football and NFL seasons.

Drink of the day: Beast Killer sunrise, pink poison, and gnarly grape. Blanco recently visited San Diego. He shared his recent experience with a third party ticket app. He has some strong opinions on the app and Petco Park. We also discuss the Nick Tarnasky video.

Drink of the day: Segram’s Escapes Spiked Pineapple powerhouse and Rumble Punch. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar after a hiatus. We give out thoughts on the Gen Z stare. Jonesy recounts his trip to Casey’s prior to the show. We weigh in on kink shaming Reddit story. We talk about NFL rookies legal troubles for sports. We also give love to the true GOAT of the NBA.

Drink: Good Boy Vodka, Citrus Circus and Arnold Palmer flavors Disclaimer: we tried new equipment so the audio is not as good as normal. Blanco and Jonesy are joined by their wives for an afternoon at the shop. Blanco shares story of first date with his wife and their weddings. JG discusses the dirty restaurants the Blanco introduced her to over the years. Mrs. Jones her trips to the hood in her youth. We give some love to Sumner Academy.

Drink of the day: Premade Jack and Vanilla Coke. Blanco and Jonesy went to The Shop to try out some new toys, smoke cigars, and drink some bourbon. We have some discussion about the Royals, Tuff Tony’s trip to card show, and our difficulties acquiring new Jordan’s. It’s madness but it’s fun.

Drink of the day: Hard Mountain Dew Code Red. Blanco and Jonesy had so much fun hanging out at the bar they recorded a second show. This is the official start of season 3. We sat down with nothing planned. We sat down with a drink and let it fly.

This is the pizza episode. We traveled to Italian Delight to make a special "Fatties" pizza with help from friend of the show Rene Brunetti. There was no drink of the day as we were not at the bar. We all had a beer and made a 9 pound pizza. Enjoy the show!

Drink of the day Southern whiskey LIT Jack Daniels 3/4 oz, Bullet Bourbon 3/4 oz, Southern comfort 3/4 oz, Sour mix 1 oz, Lemon juice 1/2 oz. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. Blanco got bougie at an art auction this week. He is now an aimless collector. Jones has been dethroned. He is no longer the Chili cook off champion. We discuss the pilot hitting on random lady at airport via napkin drop. We talk about the baby sitter who found a monster under the bed. That leads to a discussion about scary toys from our childhood. Jones gave Twitch and try and failed his first attempt. We kick off sports with the Torpedo bat.

Drink of the day: Sonic hard beverages Mango, Lemon Berry, Cherry Limeade. Jonesy and Blanco are in the bar. Times are tough and we are thinking about selling feet pics. That leads to a discussion on credit cards. We review things you should not ever do at Subway. We discuss absurd laws in the state of KS. We also weigh in on if Vabbing should be a thing. We shared a story of a man who grew a loofa in his shower. Sports is kicked off with our bracket challenge. We also want to know if the old BCS committee now works for the NCAA tournament. Chiefs free agent signings to date are rather lack luster.

Drink of the day: Belfast bomb 1/2 pint Guiness. Shot is 1 oz Jameson, .5 oz Baileys, .5 oz Kahlua. Blanco and Jonesy open the St. Patrick’s day episode the only way we know how…Belfast bombs! We give a shout out to the oldest living married couple. We know we will never make it close to that record as we are too fat. We discuss what we would do if someone destroyed your wedding cake. We discuss the best Italian chain restaurants in America. We also weigh in on the best snacks for road trips. Sports is dominated by the recent signings in the NFL. We welcome the Mustache to KC.