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Gaudy NBA and NFL stats are put on the pedestal they deserve by Ben and friends. Fantasy sports, DFS, deep dives, legacies, player comparisons and food are discussed at length!

Gaudy NBA and NFL stats are put on the pedestal they deserve by Ben and friends. Fantasy sports, DFS, deep dives, legacies, player comparisons and food are discussed at length!
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Gaudy NBA and NFL stats are put on the pedestal they deserve by Ben and friends. Fantasy sports, DFS, deep dives, legacies, player comparisons and food are discussed at length!






The 1998 Minnesota Vikings: Purple Powerhouse, Randy Moss, Randall Cunningham feat. Dan - Gaudy Stats Podcast

In honor of the Case Keenum led 2017-18 Viking sqaud making it to the NFC Championship in DRAMATIC fashion, I welcome in my friend Dan to turn the clock back 20 years to 1998 - a year in which the Vikings had an ALL-TIME great offensive season! Oooooo it was gaudy, lemme tell ye! They went 15-1 and put up one of the highest season point totals in NFL history! Randy Moss, Cris Carter, Randall Cunningham, Coach Denny Green and more colorful characters made up this fun, potent squad that ALMOST...

Duration: 01:07:02

Brady vs. Bortles, Jaguars at Patriots talk, Brady stats, Gambling, Kurt Warner, Terrell Davis debate feat. Kemp - Gaudy Stats Podcast

My ol’ buddy Kemp (Patriots megafan) stops by again to offer his thoughts on the upcoming Bortles vs. Brady duel in Foxboro. But this pod quickly devolves into a tangent fest in which gambling horror stories, Kurt Warner, Terrell Davis and Priest Holmes are discussed! Never bet on the Bengals! This episode is brought to you by Milford McDundee’s Beef Fat Gravy™

Duration: 01:19:52

NBA Triple Double Boom examined by an UNTRAINED eye! - Gaudy Stats Podcast

Triple Doubles are becoming more frequent. Some of this has to do with a man they call The Brodie doing what he does. Some of that has to do with Kevin Durant leaving OKC and unleashing Russell Hustle n’ Bustle. There’s also Pace to consider amongst other factors. Ben wades into previously unexplored (on Gaudy Stats) Advanced Stats waters to try to make sense of the damn thing! (Check out the article “Big-Bang Theory: What the Triple-Double Boom Means for the NBA’s Future” by Danny Chau,...

Duration: 00:37:29

Chicago Bears: State of the Franchise with Brandon, Nagy, Mitchell Trubisky, Tarik Cohen, Broth Talk - Gaudy Stats Podcast

On today’s hot, steamy podcast, I get on the line with my friend Brandon who is a born n’ bred Chicagoan. We discuss all things Chicago Bears, including new head coach Matt Nagy, John “Inside the Box” Fox, Mitchell Trubisky and up-and-coming waterbug Tarik Cohen. We also dicuss (in detail) the wonders of drinking broth out of a mug. This is a deliciously drowsy pod - like eating a large Chicago-style deep dish pizza all by yourself, sweating for hours on the couch as your heart races and...

Duration: 00:42:19

Barry Sanders: 10 Years of Bliss, Terrell Davis, Terrell Owens feat. Dan - Gaudy Stats Podcast

Technically, Barry Sanders is not the Gaudy Stats GOAT because he didn’t play long enough to best Emmitt Smith’s output, but he certainly is the greatest running back of all time by every other measure! No question! Objectively! Well, it’s Dan and I’s opinion, but… YEAH! Hey, let’s embrace debate, shall we? We search his stats far and wide and even pull out a few gems! Also, Dan brings up the short, but gaudy career of Terrell Davis and why another Terrell should DEFINITELY be in the NFL...

Duration: 01:08:39

Dennis Rodman: Goblin on the Glass, Charles Barkley, Kevin Love, Danny Fortson - Gaudy Stats Podcast

Dennis Rodman aka The Worm aka Rodzilla aka The Demolition Man was a once-in-a-generation glass cleaner, maybe once in a lifetime. The rebounding stats are gaudy, yes, but they only tell half the story. Rodman was a tenacious defender as well, earning SEVEN All-NBA Defensive Team honors. He was beloved by teammates, even referred to as a basketball “genius” by teammate Isiah Thomas. We compare his incredible rebounding output to Charles Barkley, Kevin Love, Danny Fortson and look at past...

Duration: 00:51:07

Dion Lewis: King Waterbug, New England Patriots talk, Alvin Kamara, Jimmy Garoppolo discussion featuring my friend Kemp - Gaudy Stats Podcast

In this fuzzy, hungover-on-the-bubbly podcast, Dion Lewis gets adulation poured upon him. I welcome back my buddy Chris Kemp, Patriots superfan and fellow member of the Waterbug Alliance. We go through some interesting end-of-the-year stats for Mr. Lewis and wonder if he will continue to be a the bellcow for the Pats in the playoffs. Also, we touch on Alvin Kamara - can he repeat his success next year? Then, it’s head first into Jimmy Garoppolo aka Jimmy GQ offseason outlook mode (Kemp is...

Duration: 01:13:27

NBA 23 Assist Club featuring 23 players that put up 23+ assists in a game, Rondo, Stockton, Kidd, Skiles, Magic and more!

This pod is an ode the most selfless play in basketball: THE ASSIST. Recently, Rajon Rondo, an assist maven who hyperactively looks to serve up his teammates, put up 25 assists in only 30 mins of action. That got me thinking about over big 23+ assist nights. Turns out there is a 23 assist club: 23 players with 23+ assist nights. 23 for 23. From Jason Kidd to John Stockton to Magic Johnson to a mystery player you may have never heard of, we immerse ourselves in the gaudiness!

Duration: 00:44:35

Billy Volek & Drew Bennett’s Three Games in Stats Heaven, Todd Gurley, LaDainian Tomlinson - Featuring my friend Sam - Gaudy Stats Podcast

For three games in the 2004 NFL season, the stars aligned as Tennessee Titans backup QB Billy Volek and unheralded WR Drew Bennett locked in tadem to produce incredibly gaudy numbers. I phone Samuelson and we get into the stats, but the conversation also shifts to the incredible season Todd Gurley is having and how it stacks up to all-time RB seasons of the past, including those of the great LaDainian Tomlinson, who just may be the best fantasy RB of all time! There’s a lot of the plate in...

Duration: 01:39:32

Dr. J & Moses Malone: Gaudy Championship Glory Stats featuring my friend Dan

I dial up Danny from Philly and we smother ourselves with the cheese sauce flavored stats of Dr. J and Moses Malone. In the 1983 Finals, these two all-time greats and gaudy stat stuffers bested the vaunted Showtime Lakers in 4 games! They remain an underrated championship squad, but their stats live on for eternity. We also get into career numbers and big single game lines of both HOFers in this decadent statistical buffet!

Duration: 01:09:57

Phoenix Suns 2005-06 Offensive Juggernaut Stats: Self-Indulgent XMas Present to Myself - Gaudy Stats Podcast

In this Gaudy Stats pod, I, as a Planet Orange inhabitant, treat myself on Christmas Eve with a look back at the 2005-06 Phoenix Suns roster and statistical output. Steve Nash, Boris Diaw, Tim Thomas, Shawn Marion, Eddie House, Jim Jackson, Leandro Barbosa and even James Jones are discussed. This group was a merry band of marksmen shooting 39.9% from three and raining down 25 shots from behind the arc a game! Today, the game has changed and the Rockets shoot 40 3-pointers a game, but at...

Duration: 00:38:23

Wilt Chamberlain: Gaudy Stats GOD, Chapter 1 featuring my friend Dan - Gaudy Stats Podcast

I call up my Philadelphia-born, gaudy stats-loving friend Dan to fawn over Wilt Chamberlain’s third season in which he dropped his internationally famous 100-point game. But that year also saw him average 50 points and 25 rebounds per game! Plus, have you seen his career averages?! Wilt has the gaudiest of the gaudy stats, but we only skim the surface in this all-Wilt (with some tangents, of course) pod. This is part of a series of Wilt pods! His stats are that GAUDY!

Duration: 01:00:55

Gaudy NFL Statistical Outlier Seasons: Braylon Edwards, Peyton Hillis and Steve Slayton featuring my friend Samuelson - Gaudy Stats Podcast

I call up my friend Sam and we discuss eye-popping statistical outlier seasons from the NFL. Steve Slayton is sampled, but you get heaping servings of Braylon Edwards and Peyton Hillis. Plus, lots of Saints talk and even some Andrei Kirilenko love cause you know he’s one of my guys. This is a feast of a pod that stretches out to nearly two hours. It’s like watching a movie! (Except, it’s not!). Oh, and we talk (perhaps) excessively about recording artist Rockwell. What’s yer favorite...

Duration: 01:48:08

Kobe Bryant Gaudy Stats Hate/Love Retrospective - Gaudy Stats Podcast

Ben tries not to hate on Kobe, but he’s a Suns fan and remembers the playoff battles in which Kobe was public enemy number one. Kobe’s volume shooting percentages are examined and criticized, but Ben comes to the conclusion that Kobe may have had better averages than Michael Jordan if he’d been “the guy” for his whole career like His Airness. This is a tangent-filled stats fest for anybody on the fence about Kobe, the haters and maybe openminded Mamba superfans!

Duration: 00:44:27

The New England Patriots Dynasty: Tom Brady & Bill Belichick Legacy Stats! Featuring Pats fan Chris

The Tom Brady + Bill Belichick New England Patriots have had a helluva run and it ain’t over yet! During the dynasty, enough gaudy stats have been accumulated to make Roger Goodell constipated for an entire year! My friend and Patriots mega-fan Chris Kemp gets on the horn to pay homage to his idols. Don’t forget to stick around for Kemp’s immediate postgame reaction following the Pats last minute instant classic win vs. The Steelers on 12/17/17!

Duration: 01:40:14

Receiving RBs Matt Forte, Marshall Faulk, Alvin Kamara and more are discussed! Featuring my friend Samuelson

I call up my friend Sam and we settle in for a deep statistic vision quest. Samuel quizzes me about which running back caught the most balls in NFL history (I was stumped!). Also, Sammy throws a spotlight on Rudi Johnson’s (of Bungles fame) ugly recieving season. Plus, workhouses Larry Johnson, Marshall Faulk and Matt Forte are discussed at length. In addition, Reggie Bush and Alvin Kamara’s receiving prowess is touched on in this jam-packed ep! Hope yer hungry!

Duration: 01:08:51

Kristaps Porzingis vs. Devon Booker: Who would you build your franchise around? Plus, more Jordan Bell fawning!

Kristaps Porzinigis is the Unicorn, but what is Devon Booker? Do you prefer a Center or Shooting Guard as your young franchise cornerstone and building block? We trademarked a new phrase: “Embrace Debate.” We do just that in this podcast. Did I say we invented the phrase, too? Cause we did. Also, more Jordan Bell love. Ben is obsessed!!!

Duration: 00:37:28

Gaudy Stats Podcast with Ben Simmons - Episode 1 - Big Fat NFL & NBA stat lines, Hakeem Olajuwon appreciation + more

First ever episode of the Gaudy Stats Podcast! I talk Ben Roethlisberger’s 506 passing yards and other big NFL performances. Plus we get into NBA numbers, Hakeem Olajuwon and some sweet 5×5 stat lines from years past, including those posted by Dr. J and Draymond Green and Hakeem the Dream. Plus more random ramblings of a stats head!

Duration: 00:54:45