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On the Air: International Break Ennui

NUFC may have had the weekend off, but the podcast never rests! (Unless you count last week, when there wasn't one. Though we did record a show that ended up being unusable...so we didn't rest!) This week, Phil, Tom, and Matt slide right past the 1-0 defeats against Burnley and...

Duration: 00:52:14

On the Air: Who is the Perfect 10?

After a breathtaking, thrilling, action-packed 1-0 win against Crystal Palace...so exciting, in fact, that only one of us watched it...the pod crew is back once again to talk all things NUFC. First, Tom and Phil cede the heavy lifting of the Palace recap to NBC Sports Gold subscriber Matt. Branching...

Duration: 00:51:46

On the Air: Mandy and More

After a very sad international break for all of us here in the States, the pod is back! Phil and Matt, the most prepared hosts in the business, who never flub the intro multiple times or have weird audio issues, break down the two main stories involving Newcastle United this...

Duration: 01:06:28

On the Air: Burn Books and Candy Cane Grams

Get in, losers, we're going podding. On today's episode, Tom, Phil, and Matt recap Sunday's 1-1 draw against Liverpool. Phil breaks down the stats on the solid defensive performance, then we single out some individual performances. Obviously, we all just have a lot of feelings when it comes to American...

Duration: 01:07:53

On the Air: Nile Ranger and the Milky White Twins

After a week off, the podcast is back! Join Tom, Phil, and Matt on a journey through Newcastle's last two matches and a look ahead at Sunday's tilt against Liverpool. Is anyone concerned about last weekend's defeat at Brighton? What changes can NUFC make with the players on hand? How,...

Duration: 01:00:15

On the Air: Joe Gets Kicked in the Swingers

Kick back and relax with your beverage of choice, because podcast day is here once again! In today's episode, Miller Lite drinker Phil and muscadine sipper Matt take a look at the week that was for Newcastle United. Sunday's 1-0 win at Swansea went down like a sweet summer wine...

Duration: 01:06:31

On the Air: Geremi Scored A Goal Today

We now interrupt your international break for as much fun as can be had talking about Newcastle United these days. On this edition of the podcast, Tom, Phil, and Matt discuss yet another very quiet end of the transfer window thanks to Mike Ashley and company. Where does NUFC go...

Duration: 00:35:13

On the Air: Joe the Spaniard Leads the Line

D on't adjust your computer screen (though you probably will want to adjust the volume)...we have another podcast! On the second episode of the season, fashion guy Matt and US national team superfan Phil shout about Newcastle's last three matches and the upcoming close of the transfer window. Is "Joe...

Duration: 00:46:41

On the Air: The Pod is Back in Town!

After a very long hiatus, we've decided to reboot the I Wish I Was A Geordie podcast for the 2017-18 season! Join Phil, Tom, and Matt as they applaud Atsu's attacks and shame Shelvey's stupidity in Sunday's season-opener against Tottenham. After that, they'll dive into what to expect in the...

Duration: 00:47:56

On The Air: Slices of West Ham and Other Dishes

Should strikers score goals? Should goalkeepers stop shots? These are among the questions you didn't know were burning in the latest almost-live sound stylings of I Wish I Was A Geordie. In a never-before-heard podcast, the four gallants of gab also take up the significance of Shelvey, the tribulations of...

Duration: 00:49:23

On The Air: Not To Be Negative, But ...

What's about as rare as a Newcastle United win these days? An I Wish I Was A Geordie podcast! Three-quarters of the blog roster convene to toast NUFC's victory over Liverpool. Does it mean McClaren's ragtag band has turned a corner? Do they have what it takes to beat the...

Duration: 01:00:48

On The Air: From Red To Blue

In the latest podcasted sound waves from the four faux-Geordies, Newcastle United's split personality of recent form goes onto the couch for analysis. Is Shhteve naive? Is Sissoko loco? Was Colo's red hollow? And what about...ACCOUNTABILITY? Plus: Derby recap (sad but necessary), and dreams of a first visit to St....

Duration: 00:56:09

On The Air: Post-Watford Panic

The latest edition of I Wish I Was A Geordie's audio stylings features the Four Brusqueteers testing out various levels of panic and blame for an early-season run that looks frighteningly like the last late-season run (on the league table, at least). Is it a failure of the transfer strategy?...

Duration: 00:57:04

On The Air: Youth Movement (Or Lack Thereof)

On IWIWAG's latest Cast of Pod, the four Blogpies examine the new look of NUFC's squad, from Mitro to in vitro. Is Flauvin the new Ben Arfa? How many options are too many? If Austin came, where would he go? Hear Matt and Tom break down academy players we hope...

Duration: 01:25:40

On The Air: The Boys Are Back

The boys of Newcastle United Football Club are back (barely) for another exciting (terrifying) Premier League season, and so are IWIWAG's four blustering bloggers with their 2015-'16 debut podcast. Hold on tight for eyewitness accounts of NUFC's summer sojourns to Milwaukee and Portland, followed by a comprehensive rundown of the...

Duration: 01:15:40

On The Air: The Pod Is Back, Still Hating On Pardew

Is this thing still on? Apparently so, as we managed to take time from, well, not partaking in soccer over the international break to finally record another podcast! Joining Matt and Phil for this edition of the show is Robert Bishop (@BishopSBN), managing editor of fellow US-based NUFC blog Coming...

Duration: 01:12:23

On The Air: Keep Or Sell, Midfield/Forward Edition

Now that we've dispensed with the dross on defense, it's time for our intrepid podcast team to cast a judgmental eye on the rest of the squad. That's right, it's another edition of the game that's sweeping two continents, Keep Or Sell! Tom, Phil, and Matt first get into what...

Duration: 01:08:32

On The Air: Keep Or Sell, Defense Edition

In the first of a two-part season review - it's better than that sounds, but then again, how could it not be? - the four Princes of Pod avoid a whine-a-thon with a spirited episode of Keep Or Sell, the new game show that asks whether the panelists would keep...

Duration: 00:57:32

On The Air: Pre-Derby Podcast

While the IWIWAG boys conduct organization meetings in scenic Wisconsin, we hand the keys over to Phil Lavanco to host our pre-derby podcast. Phil, Rob Moyer from Toon Army Philadelphia and the incomparable Barry from the Sunshine State analyze the Liverpool match with a fine-tooth comb, discuss Coloccini's injury, and...

Duration: 01:00:56

On The Air: The End Of The Road?

On the latest IWIWAG audio offering, Phil, Tom and Bob ponder if Cardiff could be the end of the road figuratively and literally for Newcastle's embattled manager. Is there any defense for the defense? Will the offense continue to offend? Would a new leader off the field make any difference...

Duration: 00:53:44

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