It's Best If You Don't Reach Out
Arts & Culture Podcasts
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
Location:
United States
Description:
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
Language:
English
Episodes
Memo to Queen
5/6/2024
https://youtu.be/HsGtSuS26YE
My girlfriend and I grapple with the knowledge that our beautiful relationship has a fixed end date: May 31st or the last day of the last month I am an unqualified post-COVID teacher. I have a young son, and I need to stake a claim up north before climate change gets us. She’s going to stay behind and continue her awesome life.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:02:04
Rebirth
4/29/2024
There are 17 school days and 23 regular days left on my sentence. Every day, I wake up imbued with the spirit of movie version William Wallace. FREEDOM!!!!!
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:03:39
The MILF of all Cliffhangers
1/15/2024
She’s currently on an expedition at one of the globe’s poles, and I greatly miss her. Will I stay under the heat dome of climate change for true love or follow through with my plans to escape this dusty hellhole?
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:02:42
I went on a date with a homeless lady
12/17/2023
“Why did I let this happen?” I said to myself in a face-palm, the second I saw a full blown bag lady. She was wearing some kind of sheet-like dress, green crocs, and sporting stringy weird-looking hair. Her lumpy face (heavily filtered in the photos I had seen) was in fact missing an eye.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:04:33
Return of the Woman who Rage Quit our Pizza Date
11/23/2023
The funny thing about taking tighty whities into battle, the couple of times I’ve tried, is that women don’t quite know how to unwrap the goods. White briefs are almost a chastity belt more so than their colored compatriots.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:09:02
My Fourth Grade Financial Crimes (1992)
10/30/2023
I grapple with the ethics of stealing $5 from my dad's wallet.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:04:53
I Just Can't
10/9/2023
I can't bring myself to accept an offer.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:01:30
Once upon a time, I ruined my best friend’s life
10/2/2023
I let my friend down at a pivotal moment.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:07:33
Tiki Time!
9/26/2023
I met a 25yo Tiki goddess who fetishized me for being old.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:03:16
Round 2: Fight! A kindergarten memoir
9/10/2023
The new year brings new challenges.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:10:44
I Will Never Forgive McDonald’s
9/4/2023
I will never forgive McDonald’s. Capitalism. COVID. And a muscle-mommy.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:06:38
I Think She Canceled Because She Has Herpes
8/27/2023
She called off a pizza porno, but why?
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:06:23
Being Alive is Embarrassing
8/24/2023
Scotia Group delivers. I upset Target team members.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:02:35
Full Frontal Capitalism
8/20/2023
Scotia Group screws me again.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:07:33
Stealthing is a Crime in California
7/18/2023
I met a woman who works at a grocery store, and as a sex worker, and she stealthed me! Wtf.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:08:49
A Dirt Poor Arizona Teacher Goes to Hollywood for Professional Development
7/17/2023
Fifty adults were asked to find a partner and play Rock, Paper, Scissors. The loser of every pair was supposed to fall in line behind the winner, and begin chanting the winner’s name. This continues until two winners meet, both leading a human centipede of 24 losers chanting their name, for the final Rock, Paper, Scissors. Well, I accidentally won.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:16:26
“I am a woman who requires a great deal of attention!”
7/17/2023
I met the ultimate Manic Pixie Dream Girl during spring break while she was vacationing in Arizona.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:11:24
(06) I rage quit my job, and have nowhere to work
7/17/2023
New policies make my current foster care job unsafe, so I leave without a plan.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:08:01
(05) Life goals
7/17/2023
I want to blow the whistle on that Arizona charter high school. Seriously email me if you’re a reporter, and I’ll tell you which school I worked at that still commits an egregious amount of credit fraud while abusing its teachers.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:04:32
(04) A brief history of adolescent trauma
7/17/2023
I revisit getting picked on for wearing tighty whities and being a virgin.
IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
http://bestifyoudont.com
Duration:00:05:29