LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly (and slightly ridiculous) story, Emily has a bit of a problem—she breaks things. Not on purpose, of course. She just has a very hard time being gentle. When a small accident turns into a very big problem, Emily and her brother Zach discover that sometimes the very thing that makes you different might be exactly what the world needs. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch, shoutouts, and other... stuff. In this silly story, Gus and Genevieve are encouraged to build a snowman by parents who insist it’s a kids’ activity. As the grown-ups hover, hint, and make things increasingly weird, the kids discover that sometimes adults want in on the fun too… they just don’t want to admit it. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for shout-out requests, merch and other... stuff. We’re wrapping up the year with a special replay episode! While LOL Storytime is on a short holiday break, we’re revisiting the most-loved story of 2025, as chosen by you. After tallying listener votes, one story came out on top, and this episode is your chance to hear it again (or discover why it became the fan favourite). LOL Storytime returns this Thursday with a brand-new bonus story, and again on Monday with a brand-new episode for everyone. Thanks so much for listening this year, and here’s to even more laughs and silliness in the year ahead. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

***Vote for the top story of the year HERE! Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, Andy is itching to get his hands on some GAMEBUX — the only kind of money that really matters… video game money! But Andy quickly learns that money doesn’t grow on trees. Sometimes you have to work for it. And sometimes that work might mean wiping pizza sauce off someone else's face. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

***Today (Dec. 15) is the last day to order merch with delivery arriving before Christmas. Click here -> merch Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM In this silly story, Oliver can speak two different languages. His friends are all very impressed, until a new girl shows up, who can speak 4 different languages. Oliver goes from feeling special, to... not so special. But he's about to really turn some heads when he discovers there is another language he can speak. A language that might include a woof or two. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, a boy’s parents are at their wits’ end. Their son absolutely refuses to take a bath. They’ve tried songs, toys, bribes and sticker charts. Nothing works. Their final hope? A desperate call to the Bath Police. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, a popular trend has been driving one kid up the wall. It seems like he’s the only one who doesn’t get the joke. But after a visit to a monk on a tall mountain gives him some much-needed clarity, he’s excited to return home and finally join in on the fun—only to discover that everyone now thinks the trend is “old.” To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

BLACK FRIDAY SALE on MERCH (FRIDAY - MONDAY) Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM In this silly story, all the kids at school are acting like wizards. Ari knows there’s no such thing as real magic, so why does everyone keep threatening to turn him into a frog… or a wet spaghetti noodle? When Ari tries to prove it’s all pretend, strange things start happening that make him question if he's been wrong this whole time. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, Rollins, Maris, and Wells go house shopping. Choosing a house isn’t something you can trust your parents to do. Parents sometimes miss the important stuff, like making sure there’s a basketball hoop, a swimming pool, and at least seven different playrooms. The siblings think they’ve finally found the perfect house… now they just have to convince their parents to go along with it. Easy, right? To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, Koby is the kind of kid who always says, “Come on, just try it.” Whether it’s climbing tall trees, eating hot sauce, or riding a bike blindfolded, he’s always there to encourage his friends to step outside of their comfort zone zone. But when Koby convinces his cautious friend Desmond to explore a cave, the boys discover that trying new things isn't always such a good idea. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Come listen to the winning stories from the LOL Storytime story writing contest. Thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to the winners!

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, Maximilian makes his own lunches, and unlike many of the other kids, he never forgets to bring it with him. So when his school launches Pizza Day, you’d think he’d finally get a break… except he’s the only kid who doesn’t order any. From drooling over other kids’ slices to becoming the principal’s official pizza helper, Maximilian soon learns that sometimes the best thing you can do with a slice of pizza is give it away. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, Cori has never been sick a day in her life until a humungous sneeze changes everything! When she discovers that being sick makes her faster, stronger, and sharper, she’ll stop at nothing to catch another cold… even if it means licking a doorknob. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, James can’t believe his luck when his family moves into what looks like the perfect haunted house. He’s ready for flickering lights, creaky floors, and maybe even a ghostly friend. But what he finds inside isn’t exactly what he had in mind… Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, siblings Fox and Audrey will stop at nothing to get their hands on the hottest new cereal box toy. Every kid at school is talking about it. There’s just one tiny problem: their mom, who thinks everything fun is “just a fad.” When a rare golden version of the toy mysteriously shows up in their box of Frosted-Sugar-Os, Fox and Audrey are sure they’ll be the talk of the school… until everyone at school bursts out laughing. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, Lena has spent more time in time-out than anyone she knows. She’s been sent there for some pretty ridiculous reasons too. But when Lena catches her dad saying a rude word he shouldn’t have, everything changes. Suddenly she’s the one handing out time-outs and her dad is the one sitting on the stairs! At first it’s fun having the power, but then Lena takes things a little too far. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, Juliet wakes up on her birthday feeling a little… older. Okay, a LOT older. One minute she’s a kid, the next she’s not! Can she undo her birthday blunder before she’s stuck sipping soup and knitting scarves forever? Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, the Wamblebrams think nothing bad can ever happen to them—they’re invinsible, after all. But after a scraped knee, a sore stomach, and a bump on the nose, nothing is as it seems. Maddie, Harper, and Everett must bumble through new dangers, face off with the TurkeyChickens, and learn that sometimes the thrill of adventure is worth a few “ouches.” Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, one boy is known around town as the Ideas Guy. He’s never short on brilliant, wacky, and sometimes downright impossible ideas. But when the mayor cancels the town’s beloved fall fair and asks him to come up with something even better, things don’t go quite as planned. For the first time ever, the Ideas Guy can’t think of a single idea! With a little help from his best friend (and maybe a questionable psychic), he discovers that even the best ideas sometimes need to be shared. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, we find out what happens when parents get tired of giving their kids rides. Why drive your kid around town when they can drive themselves using a car specifically designed for kids? And no, this isn't the toy car you remember driving along the sidewalk when you were two-and-a-half years old. Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts