Lewd Intentions

(18+ Explicit) Well, friends, the time has come. We have had an amazing run these past 69 episodes and we couldn't think of a better time or episode number to end our show on. We have had such a blast reading out these ridiculous comments for you all, and we truly hope we gave you some laughs in a really weird part of all of our lives. We wanted to have one final episode in the New Year to say goodbye, wish you all the best, and thank you all for joining and supporting us these past two years and few months. If you couldn't guess it, we are of course reading out comments from the topic of 69. The number is every immature person's vice, and we are no exception. So enjoy our final episode, everybody! Thank you all, again! Much love - Des and Kari We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify

(18+ Explicit) Hey, everyone! We have reached the penultimate episode of our show! Only one more episode to go after this gem, so make sure you're all caught up! There were only a few major categories we could think of that we were missing reading comments from, and we thought this one probably the most relevant to 2022/meme culture: Ass Eating. I'm not sure how it took us so long to get there, but here we are. The jokes don't stop, we learn a little bit about butts and the rims they hold, and of course we read other people's opinions on all of the above. We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify

(18+ Explicit) Well, well, well! It has been about a month since our last episode due to a couple of obstacles! As you will quickly find out in this episode, a lot has happened in a month! We both went on a trip to Las Vegas, we've been to shows, and I finally had my ACL surgery right after that. It has been a bit of a recovery period, so we waited a little while to do another episode. Alas, here we are, back again! Our little vacation got us thinking about airplanes and The Mile High Club and what kind of comments we could find from that topic. There was no shortage, we will tell you that. So, the fasten seatbelt light is on, it's time to get into it! We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify

(18+ Explicit) We did it! We stayed true to our bi-weekly schedule! This episode is brought to you by my neighbours and their can-do attitudes! We figured it was about time we talked about screamers/loud moaners on the show. We're sure everybody has experienced something to this effect at some point in their lives. It's the classic noise used to insinuate there is anybody is watching porn, a sex scene in a movie, and it's also the classic noise you hear if you have thin walls where you live. Lucky for Des, the thin walls gave inspiration for the episode topic and her mom told her to run with it. Beautiful combo. We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify

(18+ Explicit) Welcome back to another episode on another Tuesday! For this episode, we thought we would read comments from BDSM videos; another big category we somehow haven't touched on! Kari got comments from more Dom focused videos while Des got comments from more Sub focused videos. Honestly, they all get tied up together at the end of the day. Of course, there is no shortage of random anecdotes and stories of what we have been up to the past few weeks before we get into the comments. Plus, this week you'll also catch a little glimpse of just how much a joke can go over one's head. We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify

(18+ Explicit) After an unexpected little break the past few weeks, we are back with a brand new episode! Don't worry, we took some time to really reflect on ourselves as well as this episode in the last few weeks. We decided to read comments from videos with mirrors as the main attraction! We feel like we always see mirrors as the classic trope for a "sex room" or honeymoon suite in movies, so obviously there were a lot of videos on the sites we visit for this! There are plenty of comments in this episode as well some casual references to American Psycho and Silence of the Lambs. And if that isn't enough to pique your interest, we also have some information you may not know regarding pineapples, and an announcement you don't want to miss! We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu

(18+ Explicit) Everyone could use a helping hand every once in a while, right?! Well, we think so, which is why we decided to get a firm grasp on comments from Handjob videos this week. It was about 95 degrees in the room we recorded this in, so please enjoy us falling apart at the seams while trying to also keep it "professional". Before we get down to the nitty gritty, Kari was really excited to share her guaranteed way to boost her serotonin every day, and Des just really wanted to share some philosophical views passed down from her mom. Completely on brand for a porn comment podcast, right? Enjoy! We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu

(18+ Explicit) Bet you thought we forgot about this topic, didn't you? Well here we are, ready to read comments from the Creampie category itself. Of course we take a quick detour to mention our recent camping trip that thankfully didn't end like the last one, and how it was full of firsts! Aside from that and other ramblings, we read out quite a few comments that are full of way too much information, and we have a couple of Hugs to leave on a light note. We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu (P.S. We apologize if it's a little more quiet than usual, we had a lot of background noise to cut out)

(18+ Explicit) First off all, shout out to Lizzo for the title inspiration. Secondly, welcome back to another episode of Lewd Intentions! The summer solstice was just upon us, which means it is officially the season of fun in the sun. To commemorate the occasion, we have chosen to go below deck with one of the most summer-like topics we could come up with: Boats/Yachts. We obviously mean sex on a boat, not just taking a casual sail. Join us as we celebrate summer and funny comments, talk about some mythical sea monsters, and give unsolicited life stories that probably don't relate at all! We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify

(18+ Explicit) Happy Tuesday, everyone! We are celebrating another year of Pride here on the podcast and we are bringing a big topic to the table. Aside from reminiscing on how great umbrella hats were, we do actually have a relevant topic for this episode, and that topic is: Lesbian. It's obviously a very popular category that greatly varies in production. We think we found a little bit of everything to discuss, and we came across some big epiphanies and realizations along the way. There's something for everyone in this episode, we guarantee it! We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify

(18+ Explicit) The regular duo is back! Welcome to another episode of our lewd and crude show. This week we took a suggestion given to us by a lovely lady when we went to the Billie Eilish concert and ran with it. We did something a little different, because instead of a specific topic, we found comments from a specific user/uploader! NerdyFaery is an uploader who gets into a bunch of different kinks, and we definitely take you through a few of them. Open your ears, eyes, and minds for this one, friends! We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify Cam's Twitch: Twitch

(18+ Explicit) We hope you're on the edge of your seats for this one, because we have a surprise co-host for this week's episode! Kari couldn't make it for this one so we had to get someone to try to fill her shoes. You may have heard this person's name come up once or twice before, so we figured he would be a great substitute. We found comments from Edging videos this week and there was no shortage of content to read here, we even found more PornHugs than usual! So get ready to join Des and her mystery co-host for another round of smut! We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify Cam's Twitch: Twitch

(18+ Explicit) Welcome back, everyone! This episode we are going below to the belt to get into one of the basics of porn videos and sex in general: Blow Jobs! We found a variety of comments from a variety of videos, and we also wanted to find out why they have the misleading misnomer of blow jobs! (Some unfortunate souls must have been on the receiving end of a strong breath of air, right?) Also, we're sure it happens every episode, but we also go back to the 90s with a hodgepodge of different subjects including Got Milk, and crayon makers! We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify

(18+ Explicit) Welcome, welcome, we are back! Thanks to some chatter amongst friends, we had the idea to read comments from Bang Bus videos this week! It is a topic both hilarious and concerning depending on the context, so it's pretty much in line with every other topic of discussion! Before we get into the comments (and during), we get a little distracted. We play a little Bop-It, have a couple messy bedroom confessions, and have quite the discussion on Magic School Bus. Get your G-Fuel ready, friends! The bus is leaving with or without you! We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify

(18+ Explicit) Hey everyone, we are back again after a little bit of an unintentional break! This episode we talk a little bit about why we didn't have an episode last week and what else we've been up to. Other than that, you probably want to hear the actual reason we're here; porn comments! Our topic for this episode was threesomes! Threesomes, three's company, menage a trois, whatever you want to call it, that's what's on the menu for today. As with every episode, a lot of people have a lot of things to say about what they're watching, as well as their own personal lives. It's an adventure to say the least, and it reminds you that three sometimes can be a crowd. We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify

(18+ Explicit) Calling amateurs of all kinds! Hobbyists, enthusiasts, and athletes alike! Even podcasters such as ourselves, we wanted to shine a light on Amateurs this episode! Well, not all amateurs, actually. A specific kind of amateur relevant to our show... adult film making! This week we dove into comments from the Amateur category of porn sites to find comments of all kinds. Being such a broad topic, we have a little bit of everything to discuss as well as a plethora of side tangents, stories, and reliving teenage memories. Honestly, blame Des because she just couldn't stop talking this episode. We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify

(18+ Explicit) Listen, one of the best things to come about from releasing our episodes on Tuesday is that we happened to land on the greatest TWOSDAY in our lifetime! Today is 02/22/2022 which means if 2 is your lucky number, live out your dreams today. Don't break the law, though... there may be consequences. And those consequences may be filmed, and those films might end up on the internet, and there might be people who have a lot of things to say about you and your consequences on film that ended up on the internet, and there just might be two women who live in Western Canada who want to read out what people had to say about those consequential films on the internet on a podcast. Do you follow? We're talking about Police Officer fantasy videos and we're also doing seatbelt checks, so buckle up and get ready! We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify

(18+ Explicit) It's a week late, but we made it back for Episode 52! We have a lot to catch up on, including some very exciting news for us in our personal lives! (No pregnancies or marriages here, folks.) We spend the first little bit catching up on things we have done like our ski weekend, other weekend trips here and there, and then our most exciting news if you know us at all. Oh yeah, and because we're a podcast that also reads out porn comments, this week we have comments from titty f*cking videos! So buckle up and get ready to hear way too much information about strangers personal lives! We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify

(18+ Explicit) Welcome back to another episode with your Lewd Ladies Des and Kari! We made it despite Kari getting stuck in the snow! This week we are reading out comments from Skiing/Apres Ski videos because it's just that time of year, and we also just happened to have a skiing trip coming up this weekend. I mean, who wouldn't want to destroy every pure and innocent image of a ski hill right before spending the weekend at one, right? So join us as we get hype for our trip, look back on fond memories, reveal our biggest celebrity crushes, and of course read out some filthy comments! We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify

(18+ Explicit) IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE! First and foremost, Happy New Year! Secondly, welcome to EPISODE 50! New year, new episode, new bathroom break song! We have made it halfway to 100 and that it just crazy to us. We once again thank you all for listening, it means so much! Anyways, we pretty much jump right into it this week, reading out comments from one of the most ass-ticipated categories out there: Anal. We only read out a small number of comments versus the amount out there, so we are thinking a Part 2 will have to be necessary at some point. So please join us for our first episode of the year, and remember our biggest piece of advice from this episode: Avoid Cross Contamination. That is all. We have MERCH! Head on over to: www.lewdintentions.com/merch We now have a Patreon if you want to support us! www.patreon.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Instagram: @lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Facebook: http://facebook.com/lewdintentionspodcast Follow our Twitter: @LewdPodcast Email any suggestions/questions to lewdintentionspodcast@gmail.com Cam's SoundCloud for bathroom music: https://soundcloud.com/aaarnu Cam's Spotify for bathroom music: Arnu Spotify