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From the creators of Smart Mouths – and a slew of other podcasts – comes #Millennial, a weekly podcast offering up commentary on world events and pop culture through the perspective of young adults who happen to be friends with one another. Collectively, our group holds a wide knowledge of current events. Each week we’ll discuss what’s going on in the world. Whether it’s happening on a screen or out on actual, real life ground, we’ll break it down in a manner everyone can understand.




Episode #3x35: Rocket Man [Repost]

Note: This episode has been re uploaded due to issues with Wednesday's file. This week, in After Dark:

Duration: 01:04:31

Episode #3x35: Rocket Man

This week, in After Dark:

Duration: 01:04:31

Episode #3x34: So Fresh, So Clean

Introducing... the LANDY Show!Happy birthday to our favorite national tragedy. Where were you when Matt turned 16?Surprise, bitch! Can... can you hear us?We lament the end of the summer and all that makes life worth living.u say wot m8? this iphone is a wot? da fuq u mean there's tooGo cut your teeth somewhere else, n00bs. Keep your filthy hands off Star Wars.Chocolate company Mars (M&Ms, Skittles, Twix) is STEPPIN UP to kill the climate change game. Well done. And here's why their...

Duration: 01:13:39

Episode #3x33: Surprise, Everyone

-FUCK IT. WE'L DO IT LIVE. But seriously we're doing this live, buckle up. -We've completely revamped our Patreon benefits so that they're simpler, but better, than ever before. Example: personalized, handwritten letters from one of the hosts are coming your way. Check it out at Patreon.com/Millennial -Surprise, bitch...es! -The sky is blue, water is wet, and Russia fucked with our election. -Star Wars director Colin Trevorrow is giving us all anxiety about the future of the saga with...

Duration: 01:02:44

Episode #3x32: Ladies Night

It's ladies night! And the girls outline a newly-revamped Patreon.MuggleFuck: A History. Coming to a theater near you. The Houston Food Bank The SPCA of Texas Texas Diaper Bank On this installment of After Dark:

Duration: 01:07:22

Episode #3x31: He Was Blinded

BLIIIIIINDED BY THE LIGHT, wrapped up like a douche you know the rumor is you're tight. (Nailed it.)BANNON. IS. OUT!But T-Swift is about to be back in. Bigly. Remember that place "Afghanistan"? Where we've been at war for 16 years? Yeah, that's still happening."War is peace" and "climate change is 'weather extremes'," according to Big Brother. And you love Big Brother. Disney is divorcing Netflix and, as usual, the kids are the ones who suffer.Surprise, bitch! makes a grand re-entrance to...

Duration: 01:27:03

Episode #3x30: Not Silent

"In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." -Martin Luther King Jr. imparted wisdom that still speaks to us today. So let's not stay silent. Charlottesville, Virginia was a repugnant display of violent racism. We try to break down what happened, why, and what the real takeaways should be. THERE IS NO "ALL SIDES" HERE. THERE'S THE NAZI SIDE AND THEN THERE'S THE SIDE FIGHTING THEM. FULL STOP. ZERO ROOM FOR NUANCE. GTFO.We want to hear from...

Duration: 01:17:11

Episode #3x29: Repent

Who the hell gets married over Facetime? After only dating for 3 weeks? Well, let us tell you.It's the end of the world as we know it, and we feel like it's a good time to cleanse our souls. We discuss rising tensions with North Korea and take a BUNCH of your pre-apocalypse confessions.Say it with me now: FREE SPEECH DOES NOT = CONSEQUENCE-FREE SPEECH. And in this week's After Dark:

Duration: 01:06:09

Episode #3x28: OUT!

"A threat to justice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." -Martin Luther King Jr. about objectively fucking terrible Hollywood writers MOOCH. IS. OUT!The ongoing game of political Clue gets more serious as Donald Trump himself is caught red-handed with the candle stick in the library.As a key EPA official resigns in protest over the Trump administration's anti-science policies, we question whether such actions are admirable or selfish. Pay for Bae: how should couples split things...

Duration: 01:18:05

Episode #3x27: Nine

Hey what's going on guys? Anything new? Been a pretty slow news week? NOT.But first, listener feedback spends some time sucking Laura's dick.Trump announces... via tweet... a ban on transgender troops. #FUCK. #YOU.What's worse: Trump shitting on Sessions, or Sessions gleefully smearing it all over his own face? "It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right - I hope you had the time of your liiiiiiiife." Goodbye Spicey. The CDC releases a new study finding that half of all...

Duration: 01:09:01

Episode #3x26: United

Patreon And this week in After Dark:

Duration: 00:53:24

Episode #3x25: Covfefe Party

- America is all "ain't no party like a covfefe party cause the covfefe party don't stop" or some shit like that. - The found footage nightmare of our favorite haunted house is coming soon to a Patreon near you. - Donald Trump Jr, the little engine that colluded: when life gives you Russians, rig an election. - Net Neutrality is in danger and why you should care. Tweet @AjitPaiFCC and let the FCC director know you want to stream that Japanese Bukake in HD without being throttled because...

Duration: 00:55:30

Episode #3x24: Safe, Not Sexy

- We're live streaming the episode on Patreon! Throughout the episode our supporters chat with us. - Elysa is currently trapped in a Ouija board's letter Q. We're trying to get her out but no promises. - Trump's latest psychotic tweets are a distraction... from what? We look at what's been happening as he loses his mind. - The Supreme Court has partially lifted Trump's ban. Sorry, Grandma. You ain't allowed in 'Merica. - The next iPhone will be getting rid of the fingerprint scanner....

Duration: 01:22:03

Episode #3x23: Daily Mix 1

Patrons are in for some sleepless nights next week. Brace yourselves for a ghost tour.Voicemails makes a triumphant return with a hilarious drunk message for the hosts."3 kisses are demanded upon entry of the abode, whether morning or night, on pain of death." Relationship contracts are a thing. What would be in ours?"Transparency is that thing that happens when I pee, right? The burning sensation?" -President Trump, who refuses to broadcast any of his press briefings for the first time in...

Duration: 01:05:45

Episode #3x22: Bobby Newport

Introducing: #Millennial voicemails. A way for you to harass us and an even better way for us to laugh at you. Not in my house: liberals get a' talkin' to for some blatant, disturbing hypocrisy that's run roughshod over the Otto Warmbier story. Justice is an elusive hero, and this week, we question whether it's just that a girl who told her boyfriend to kill himself is found guilty of voluntary manslaughter. Gun Rights Matter, unless you're black. We lament the tragic outcome in the...

Duration: 01:19:06

Episode #3x21: Theresa Mayyyyyybe I Shouldn't Have Done That

Breaking personal, family-related news sends the hosts into shock... and pride.The Confessional asks for advice on a Friends With Benefits situation. Step one: don't live with your ex's family.Sometimes we should worry about what's NOT making headlines. America's Dad is about to have his life shattered and we couldn't be happier. "Why, this line of questioning is givin' me a case of the vapors!" -Attorney General of the United StatesYa done fucked up, poppet: U.K. Prime Minister Theresa...

Duration: 01:19:30

Episode #3x20: We're Still In

Women and girls across the globe shout COME AT ME BRO into the night, emboldened by the power and mystique of Wonder Woman. Associate Producer's Choice - topics submitted by our rockin' sockin' $10 Patrons - gets goofy. #EatEverything"I'm here to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not the citizens of Paris," said a president who REALLY THINKS PARIS CAME UP WITH THE PARIS ACCORD?? REALLY? But actually. What is the Paris Climate Accord? What did it do, and why did Trumpacolypse withdraw...

Duration: 01:15:29

Episode #3x19: Growin' Up

Happy birthday to our own Founding Father, Andrew Simsjefferson, without whom none of us would be here. (He is our literal dad.)Getting an IUD is like entering the Gates of Hell and your doctor is Lucifer. We start news off on a serious note, as reports roll in of a terrorist attack in Manchester, UK. Why a concert venue? Why Ariana Grande?Look at these young whippersnappers with their funny clothes and rock music! Hmph. The Russia investigation heats up and goes full fucking General...

Duration: 00:57:38

Episode #3x18: Slow News Week

What's been going on this week, guys? Nothing? Yeah, same here.EXCEPT WHAT THE FUCK.Someone at the FBI leaks a memo former Director James Comey wrote wherein he describes Trump pressuring him to drop his investigation - meanwhile, President Fuhrer tells the Russians ALL KINDS OF CLASSIFIED SHITOh and P.S. a special prosecutor has been appointed to take on the Russia-Trump investigation. No big.Does anything else even matter? Yes, as it turns out, because no one can afford homes (or food)...

Duration: 00:52:02

Episode #3x17: Loyalty

- Andrew, Laura, and Matt recap their recent adventures: Andy's back on the east coast, Laura is about to own a home, and Matt's saying bye to his parents. All of this is good news, it seems. - Andrew extends his in-person interactions with #Millennial listeners to a new level: Dating. - Frankly, there's only one news story to discuss this week: Comey. We offer a quick recap of the week and what it means for the future. - Is it possible to dislike Comey AND dislike Trump's decision?...

Duration: 01:03:12

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