PARADISTPOD: Paranormal Distributions

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THIRTEEN EPISODES! Cyp and Con go over the story of the Mary Celeste, which was found devoid of its crew in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

Cypress and Connor pick a rag-tag team of cryptids, then pit them against each other in a battle to the death. Like the Replacements with less Keanu Reeves.

This week we bring you a special episode. It's an exclusive field report from Joel Herzfeld, who traveled to Yakima Washington and worked in the haunted Capital Theater. During his stay, he learned the history behind the theaters ghostly inhabitant.

Welcome back to The Springfield Three. In part 2 we talk about the suspects of the case. This episode contains some graphic descriptions of murder and abduction. Next episode will be about a zany mythological monster, we promise!

Cypress is back! This week we delve into some true crime, with the disappearing persons case of the Springfield Three that has spanned 24 years, 21 states and over 5,200 leads. Heads up, this episode contains talk of abductions, assult, and murder.

Guest episode with Ben, who is a nerd, talking about the cursed Pokemon Black that brought moral ambiguity into the world of Pokémon (not that Gameboy DS garbage) and a little about Polybius, the mysterious arcade game, perhaps used to recruit children into MK Ultra? Lot's about computers and magic and brains.

CICADA 3301, with brief tangents about Dali and Aleister Crowley, who was a NERD.

We discuss Ergot, a grain fungus that caused gangrene, convulsions, and perhaps mass hysteria at various points in the middle ages. Ergot symptoms have been theorized to potentially the cause of some spiritual or religious phenomena. People may have believed that the victims of ergotism were possessed, and ergotism could have given others hallucinations that led them to believe they were witnessing witchcraft. Thanks to our friend Ben Rosenbloom for the outro music! Intro music here:...

MAN EATING WOLVES AND BOOKS THE SIZE OF A GROWN MAN. The music at the beginning of the episode can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuC4aL-4-n0 SEND US SOME EMAILS.

A non-paranormal (just normal) spook: The Hinterkaifek murders. Connor continues to be afraid of weird things. Macedonian clairvoyant Baba Vanga, who is more capable than Cypress and Connor and also tells the future with the help of invisible creatures.

We discuss Fairies, one of Connor's childhood fascinations; and Number Stations, the spookiest radio you can listen to. Also featured: David Bowie's baby squeals and James Bond's paper eating habits.

Connor and Cypress talk about the mysterious Salish Sea Feet and the Markovian Parallax Denigrate.

Episode Two: Elisa Lam, Ruth Blay and the Jersey Devil

Episode One: Internal Screaming MK Ultra and James Allen, highwayman. GET SPOOKED!