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Episode 112: Glowing in the Light of a Two Girls One Cup Subreddit

1/27/2018
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A twenty-something Reddit user discovers not every household is equipped with a poop knife, former Facebook VP apologizes for initializing the downfall of civilization, and a Thai cosmetic surgery shop makes headlines for its penis bleaching.

Duration:00:46:02

Episode 111: “Kick ‘Em While They’re Dead”

1/9/2018
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Trump reassures the nation of his mental stability through a series of unhinged tweets, the New York Times throws shade at deceased Mormon president, and Mike and Justin discuss media bias and echo chambers.

Duration:00:48:50

Episode 110: ‘Morality Chicken’

12/31/2017
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Russian immigrants “ruin” grits, Justin corrects his philosophy on tipping, Mike introduces a new pornographic genre to a crowd, and Donald Trump eats like a poor person’s idea of a rich person.

Duration:00:54:34

Episode 109: ‘Marble Play and Rowboating’

12/23/2017
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Mike and Justin discuss the ethics of onanism, patriotism and various other isms.

Duration:00:55:20

Episode 108: “Schrödinger's Hot or Not”, with Special Guest John Buttram

12/14/2017
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Mike visits a gay bar and learns exactly how hot (or not) he is, Roy Moore almost becomes a senator, woman claims she’s had sex with 20 ghosts, and John learns to use food to assert his control over a Boy Scout.

Duration:01:08:12

Episode 107: ‘Fudge Punking’

12/4/2017
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Trumped Up returns.

Duration:00:49:02

Episode 106: ‘Well-behaved Bobblehead’

11/29/2017
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Mike and Justin discuss birth, death and hypothetical gay sex.

Duration:00:34:19

Episode 104: ‘I Don’t Care to Discuss This’

11/11/2017
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Mike describes a faith discussion cut short with an estranged friend and the Boy Scouts of America’s new policy allowing girls to participate.

Duration:01:00:19

Episode 103: Mike’s Mission Journal Ep. 3

11/5/2017
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The guys take a week off and fill the void with an episode from our Patrons-only podcast, Mike’s Mission Journal.

Duration:00:23:00

Episode 102: ‘Meatloaf Mondays’

10/29/2017
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Mike and Justin explore the line between honesty and provocation.

Duration:00:52:16

Episode 100: ‘Trypophotastic’, with Special Guest Avery Ash

10/12/2017
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BYU students get caffeinated soda, NFL players’ protests are contrasted with Tim Tebow’s prayerful touchdown celebrations, and ‘hepeating’ is the new mansplaining.

Duration:00:49:22

Episode 99: ‘Bishopric Pies’, with Special Guest Kael Alden

10/1/2017
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Trump calls out racists on Twitter, the Mad Pooper terrorizes Colorado Springs, 12 ways to know you’re brainwashed, sign language interpreter falls back on gibberish, and subversive MTA ads make a point. Special Guest: Kael Alden.

Duration:00:59:40

Episode 98: ‘Modified Basset Hound’, with Special Guest Konrad Vernor

9/17/2017
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Ted Cruz’s Twitter account likes a porn video, Florida sheriff warns against shooting into the hurricane, alt-right violence is compared to “communist flag wavers”, a date goes south after a bathroom mishap, and Katerina Kamprani creates utterly useless art objects. Special Guest: Konrad Vernor.

Duration:01:04:20

Episode 97: ‘Cripple Dogs’, with Special Guest Bo Quintana

9/9/2017
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Bo shares his dogspotting philosophy, Trump makes a repeat visit to Houston, Mayor Elijah Daniel outlaws heterosexuality in Hell, Mike argues about ghosts with an old acquaintance, poorly delivered package traps couple in apartment, Bored Panda finds art in worn-out everyday things. Special Guest: Bo Quintana.

Duration:01:03:27

Episode 96: ‘Angel’s Advocate’, with Special Guests Cognitive Dissonance

9/3/2017
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President Trump gives a jaw-dropping speech in Houston, non-religious people are more likely to drop f-bombs on Facebook, Ann Coulter blames Hurricane Harvey on Houston's lesbian mayor, Justin Bieber unfollows Floyd Mayweather in the name of Christ, and Michelangelo sketches in a secret chamber. Special Guests: Cecil and Tom.

Duration:01:08:51

Episode 95: ‘Those Black Hankie Guys’, with Mark from The How-To Heretic Podcast

8/26/2017
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Trump gives an unhinged speech in Arizona; llama jumps fence to chase bear away from farm ducks, then goes to golf course; flat Earthers resolutely stare directly into the sun; New York cops keep corpses in MTA break rooms; and Fernando Abellanas builds a secret work studio. Special Guest: Mark.

Duration:01:12:08

Episode 94: ‘The Opposite of Asmeer’, with Special Guest Michael Stemle

8/20/2017
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Trump blames “many sides” for the nation’s racial turmoil, YouTube becomes overrun with fake Peppa Pig videos, the Egyptian pyramids are compared to confederate statues as symbols of slavery, crown shyness is explained, and Mike reveals his Achilles’ heel. Special Guest: Michael Stemle.

Duration:01:11:13

Episode 93: ‘False Equivalence’, with Special Guest E. Nicholas Mariani

8/13/2017
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Mariani chastises Mike for the texting in a theater of it all, President Trump visits the Boy Scouts of America, Utah man kills his wife on cruise after she laughed at him, nuclear warfare is compared to “big government” policies, and the Ottomans build ornate birdhouses. Special Guest: E. Nicholas Mariani.

Duration:01:19:34

Episode 92: ‘Cutting People Out’

8/6/2017
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Mike discusses techniques for getting high on the cheap, inanimate object arousal, his recent family reunion, how he felt when he learned he had a son on the way, and whether Scaramucci is a great thing that happened to this country or the greatest thing to have ever happened to this country.

Duration:01:03:45

Episode 91: ‘The Sub-genres of Sandwich’, with Special Guest Joshua Wolfe

7/30/2017
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Trump empathizes about health insurance costs, a free wi-fi provider stipulates ridiculously onerous terms and conditions, Kate Upton’s good looks “prove” the divinity of Jesus, Walmart begins selling fruit punch pickles, and Louis Kahn builds a floating concert hall. Special Guest: Joshua Leigh Wolfe.

Duration:01:00:31

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