Lopker Songs for American Democracy

There's going to be trouble Don't worry It will come without your help Full of sound and fury Keep company only With people who uplift you Who call forth your best Forget all the rest Tell yourself the truth Set yourself free Conquer grief, don't deceive it If not you, then who? There's going to be trouble Don't worry It will come without your help Full of sound and fury Don't waste your time in fear Of things that will never come to be All you have is now, be here Be your best friend, oh be happy

I'll meet you in the middle In between the two extremes We'll solve that little riddle And share our common dream You go west and I'll head east We'll meet in Kansas City We'll set aside our big beliefs And split a pint of pity I'll meet you half way Between the Left and the Right We'll roam these fifty states Until one day we unite I'll meet you in the center Of the circle jerking clowns Between the pain and pleasure Going round and round and round We'll take the middle path Holding hands along the way We'll forget which one's white or black Brown, yellow, pink, or gray I'll meet you in the middle In between the two extremes We'll solve that little riddle And share our common dream I'll meet you in the center Of the circle jerking clowns Between the pain and pleasure Going round and round and round I'll meet you in the middle In between the two extremes We'll solve that little riddle And share our common dream Share our common dream Share our common dream Share our common dream

Every tyrant needs his cowards To look the other way Go along with the heard Shout his slogans and his praise When you see bad things Look for the helpers People assisting The Helter Skelter Look for the sociopaths With zero empathy Destroying whatever Makes 'em unhappy Look for the stupid Guided by emotions More like lizards Than thinking humans Look for the sheep Following their faith Loyal to their tribe All others they hate Look for the greedy Guided by money In love with stuff Morality mushy When you see bad things Look for the helpers Helter Skelter Helpers Helter Skelter Helpers Helter Skelter Helpers

He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes Just a clown suit and red rubber nose A stranger to the truth, a pathological liar When he opened his mouth, beware buyer! A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin This is the story of a man who was beaten Skilled at scams, but in real business he failed If he owed you cash, the check was in the mail Loan him your money, a bankruptcy followed Loan him your heart, a divorce you swallowed A barrel of laughs, a dumpster full of lies A closet full of cheap Chinese neck ties He loved money, dictators, murderers and thugs He loved Mr. Putin, his puppet master bud Hated babies, gays, veterans and blacks Hated democracy, science, knowledge and facts Hated women, Mexicans, Muslims and the Jew Even hated himself, but that's not hard to do He suckered his believers into Trump Institute And they saw firsthand how he made his loot While our sons or daughters were killed in action He dodged the draft, all those deaths just an abstraction He pretended to be godly for the evangelical Told them he put a camel through the eye of a needle He tried to sell America for a few gold coins Made a deal with Putin to see Democracy destroyed But the people fought back, and that loser failed Our Democracy survived and we sent him to jail A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin That's the story of a man who was beaten A barrel of laughs, a dumpster full of lies A closet full of cheap Chinese neck ties He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes Just a clown suit and red rubber nose A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin That's the story, yeah that's the story That's the story of a man who was beaten

MAGA 1 MAGA 2 I believed in you MAGA 3 MAGA 4 I don't anymore Dumpy Bumpy Frumpy Frack Jumping off the Trumpy Track MAGA this MAGA that Dumping on my MAGA hat MAGA 5 MAGA 6 Tired of all your dirty tricks MAGA 7 MAGA 8 No more bullshit No more hate Grumpy Jumpy Humpy Hack Jumping off the Trumpy Track MAGA this MAGA that Dumping on my MAGA hat MAGA 9 MAGA 10 Fooled me once Won't fool me again Jumping off the Trumpy Track Dumping on my MAGA hat Stumpy Lumpy Monkey Mack Plumpy Rumpy Crumpy Crap Jumping off the Trumpy Track Dumping on my MAGA hat Dumping on my MAGA hat Dumping on my MAGA hat

Thank you Dr. Alo, Dr. Dayspring, and Dr. Peter Attia. You all convinced me and many others to go more plant based, get on a statin, and increase our healthspan. Many, many thanks to all of you and all the other straight shooters who combat social media nonsense. This songs for you, and everybody who wants to rethink their beliefs. -John Lopker All the quacks call it Carnivore But it's really Dunning-Kruger They tell you to eat lots of meat And forget about heart disease Well, maybe you feel fine for now But disease takes it's own sweet time Arteries clog slowly, then POW! Your heart resigns Please, guys, eat wisely Mediterranean or DASH Recommended most highly If you want your life to last Don't fall for the latest craze Carnivore and whatever comes after Just eat good food every day The quacks will kill you faster The Grim Reaper knows Get your cholesterol low LDL below 60 Live long and healthy Don't fall for the carnivore scam It's a total freakin' disaster Ignore the quack and supplement man Carnivore kills you faster

Popping out six children Generation after generation Multiplying 6 times 6 Millions of Yeshiva rabbits Soft and fluffy Cute and kind The bunnies like to study To grow into Rabbis Millions of rabbits Is not what we need If rabbits won't fight To save our country Popping out six children Generation after generation All with obligations Like every other citizen There is a time to sit And a time to stand A time for the rabbit And a time to be a man In the circles we can dance And sing our songs After we pull on our army pants And get where we belong

Israel needs unity Shared responsibility All must bear the burden Every man and woman We all must do our part Obligations of citizens Our existence is at stake The Torah can wait The Torah can wait The Torah can wait The exemption started with 400 men Now its grown to 66 thousand Popping out six children Every blessed generation Citizens with obligations We must all do our part All bear the burden Our existence is at stake The Torah can wait The Torah can wait The Torah can wait Israel needs unity Shared responsibility All must bear the burden Every man and woman We all must do our part Obligations of citizens Our existence is at stake The Torah can wait The Torah can wait The Torah can wait

We all must bear the burden Every man and woman We all must do our part As good citizens Our existence is at stake The Torah can wait We need your help now It's not too late We need you right now We all must do our part It's not too late It our FATE The exemption started with 400 men Has grown to 66 thousand By popping out six children Citizens with obligations Yeshiva students must contribute We can have no parasites Everybody must learn to shoot To be full citizens and fight We must all do our part All bear the burden It's not too late It is our FATE Israel needs unity Shared responsibility Every man and woman Must share the burden Those 6 babies need protection And their 36 babies too We must all do our part Share bear the burden It's not too late It's our fate

Hail to the king The MAGAtocracy He can do anything He's got immunity His vice-president hung From a sparkling chandelier Squirmin' and twistin' As the he flung tacos at his ear Was it ketchup on the wall Or blood of the first lady? Nobody really knew What he did in his fury Did he sell our secrets To the Russians and Chinese? He denies it with a smile And a quarter pounder with cheese The treasury's missing trillions And fifty bars of gold But nobody can do nothin' Except do what they're told His rival was getting closer Until that long awful fall From that tall New York tower The night they dropped the ball The king's huge nuke 45 Came early that summer day That city had voted blue They deserved it, he would say Hail to the king The MAGAtocracy He can do anything He's got immunity Hail to the king The MAGAtocracy He can do anything He's got immunity

There's a special place in hell For the leaf blower man Right next to The amplified muffler dude Oh how I hate these sounds They turn my smile into a frown I would send them all to hell But I'd still hear them all around Chewing with mouth open Slurping, farting, burping Squeaking, grinding, pounding Microphone feedback hurting You know what else gets me pissed? Novelty songs like this So if you add it to your list I completely understand, I too am damned The baby crying on the airplane OK, she gets another chance We can all understand her pain She got doo doo in her pants But if you ever blow on them bagpipes You're going straight to the inferno Same for you if you play that kazoo Or you drone on didgeridoo Oh how I hate these sounds They turn my smile into a frown I would send them all to hell But I'd still hear them all around That guy drilling with his power drill Nails on a chalkboard The lady who screams oh so shrill Your damn lover's constant snore The low pounding of a distant motor The boom boom boom of the hip hop car The constant roar of an air conditioner The screaming of a car alarm Oh how I hate these sounds They turn my smile to a frown I would send them all to hell But I'd still hear them all around

Unless your evangelical Unless your MAGA republican Unless your Christian National Get out while you can Oklahoma don't want you Don't want your filth Just like Jesus would do If He were walking around here still Unless your evangelical Unless your MAGA republican Unless your Christian National Get out while you can Jesus never went to Oklahoma And He probably never will But if He ever wanders that far They will probably call Him filth Unless your evangelical Unless your MAGA republican Unless your Christian National Get out while you can

Did you use contraception Charged with murder Sex without conception Charged with murder After her miscarriage Charged with murder Her embryo died Charged with murder She is not an evangelical christian She is burned alive as a witch She disobeyed the old white men She is stripped and whipped by them She incurs the wrath of old white men And the god they made to look like them They say god hates the destruction Of anything that looks like him The old white men force your child To stay forever in a frozen tomb Your embryo is not really yours No more than your vagina or your womb Old white men with bibles in their hand Their brains long ago given over to fantasy Their god hates anyone who dares take a stand Against their dream of dominating you and me Old white men with bibles in their hand Their childish world of devils and sky men They plan dominate this great land The Seven Mountain Mandate preacher men The Seven Mountain Mandate Google it, and see what you find It's a mandate of hate For everyone not of their kind The Seven Mountain Mandate The Seven Mountain Mandate The Seven Mountain Mandate

Humanity will not forget The mistake of the USA Electing that little prick Magnifying his pain One day soon he'll be gone His ugly stench replaced By the sweet smell of love Everywhere he excreted his hate The worst president ever The absolute sickest mind WOAT Worst of all time One day we'll be free From the evil Donny T On that day, we won't say May he Rest In Peace No, we will say let it turn to slime Let the worms start their feast On the remains of that beast The worst human of all time The worst president ever The absolute sickest mind WOAT Worst of all time

That could be your daughter You mother or your wife He will deny it once he got her Then defame her all her life He will claim she let him rape it He will say she voluntarily gave it But, come on, really? Let's face it He's the Greatest Rapist He alone can rape it He alone can penetrate it Take it, shake it, break it He's America's greatest! He will try to date it To make it, to attain it And when he can't detain it His Greatness will rape it Some people do not care Some like a man who rapes But most simply never dare From his cult of rape escape That's who we got America at its strangest Let's offer a prayer and a thought For our Greatest Rapist That's who we are America at its strangest Let's offer a prayer and a cigar For our Greatest Rapist Instrumental No

When you go back thru the presidents And look at what they've done One guy comes in last the absolute worst ever one The mobster Donny T Greatest grifter of all time Will forever stink up history As the absolute sickest mind The worst president ever The mobster Donny T The worst ever, absolutely The worst president ever Worst Of All Time WOAT absolutely As Donny rots in hell Humans will suffer forever The disgusting putrid smell Of Satan's absolute lover The world will never forget The worst mistake of the USA Giving power to that little prick Magnifying his absolute hate The worst president ever The mobster Donny T The worst ever, absolutely The worst president ever Worst Of All Time WOAT absolutely

“Jody” is military slang for the guy who steals a soldier’s girlfriend or wife while he is away. Jody Please Stop | Bullets Bombs Getting On Copyright 2024 John Lopker. CC-BY-NC I can take the bullets I can take the bombs But I hate all the thoughts Of you and her getting on I'm a million miles away Fighting for our country You stayed home to play With my woman, Jodi Go away from her window You'd better leave her alone One day she may not say no She's lonely, I know Jodi, stop messing with her Stop toying with our love She's a really good women And our bond comes from above Jodi, please stop, Jodi please stop It's not your fault You're just a man But Jodi, come on You gotta understand Nothin gonna break our bond But the pain is so hard on me I wanna get home And kick your ass, Jodi I can take the bullets I can take the bombs But I hate the thoughts Of you and her getting on Go away from her window Jody, leave her alone One day she may not say no She's lonely, I know Jody, please stop, Jodi Jodi, please stop, Jodi Jodi, please stop, Jodi

When you see a burglar in your house Got a booger in your nose Got a pimple 'bout to burst When you see a giant cockroach What do you do? What do you do? You remove it, yeah, remove it When a scoundrel Wants to be our king again After his disgusting insurrection We say No! No! No! Not again! Yeah, we remove him! It's more than dislike We have a strong aversion A bitter distaste America abhors him Repugnance, Revulsion For god's sakes, remove him He will not be our king again When you see a Trump in your house Got a Trump in your nose Got a Trump 'bout to burst When you see a giant Trump Roach What do we do? What do we do? We get angry, yeah, we remove him! We remove the insurrectionist

Download Free. I'm a Swiftie now I never thought I'd be But, you know, somehow She got inside me I'm a Swiftie now What a pleasure, what a gal A national treasure I'm a Swiftie now She's better than Barbi She's a real live person She our darling She brings out our best version Thank you Taylor For all you do Thank you Taylor We love you too I'm a Swiftie now I'm a Swiftie now I don't care about football Don't care who you date I know that you love us all And each of us you appreciate Thank you Taylor For all you do Thank you Taylor We love you too I'm a Swiftie now I'm a Swiftie now I'm a Swiftie now

We took away his car keys Strapped a diaper to his ass But the nukes we let him keep To bomb earth back into glass Person, woman, man Camera, TV Ok, now please repeat Gaga Goo Goo Ba Ba Black Sheep Going, going, going, gone Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man We gave the bomb to Dementia Don Going, going, going, gone He eats his peas with honey He's done it all his life It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on his knife We gave our nukes To a demented man What can go wrong? Whoops! Wham Bam! God Damn! Going, going, going, gone Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man We gave the bomb to Dementia Don Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man