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Join Mike Schubert, a 24-year-old man reading the Harry Potter series for the first time, as he sits down with HP fanatics to poke fun at plot holes, make painfully incorrect predictions, and rant about how Quidditch is the worst sport ever invented.

Join Mike Schubert, a 24-year-old man reading the Harry Potter series for the first time, as he sits down with HP fanatics to poke fun at plot holes, make painfully incorrect predictions, and rant about how Quidditch is the worst sport ever invented.
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United States

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Join Mike Schubert, a 24-year-old man reading the Harry Potter series for the first time, as he sits down with HP fanatics to poke fun at plot holes, make painfully incorrect predictions, and rant about how Quidditch is the worst sport ever invented.

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English

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Episodes

Ep. 30 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 20 - 22 w/ Kelly Beckman & Alex Moothart

12/4/2017
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Alex Moothart returns and Kelly Beckman debuts in the FIRST EPISODE WITH TWO GUESTS AT THE SAME TIME! Topics include Hagrid and Maxime's spin-off movie, Jane Goodall, Umbridge being a perfect villain, Cho Chang stock crumbling, and more! Thanks for listening! Feel free to visit PotterlessPodcast.com and find us at Facebook.com/Potterless, Twitter.com/PotterlessPod, and Instagram.com/PotterlessPodcast. If you’d like bonus content and/or SHIRTS, head on over to patreon.com/potterless and as...

Duration: 01:07:27


Ep. 29 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 17-19 w/ Zach Valenti

11/20/2017
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Zach Valenti returns to talk more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include feminist stairwells, skiving off, Big Wizarding Pharma, MIKE DOING A 180 ON HIS DOBBY HATRED, the funniest line in the series, JK's incredible planning, and more! Be sure to find Zach on Wolf 359 and Focused AF! Thanks for listening! Feel free to visit PotterlessPodcast.com and find us at Facebook.com/Potterless, Twitter.com/PotterlessPod, and Instagram.com/PotterlessPodcast. If you’d like bonus...

Duration: 01:02:29


Ep. 28 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 15-16 w/ Zach Valenti

11/6/2017
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Zach Valenti of Wolf 359 joins to talk Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include Large spiky black Ds, Umbridge vs. everyone, McG continuing to KILL IT, Pokemon battles, sick burns, Harry “Inspector Gadget” Potter, Red-headed dogs, FIRE WHISKEY, GINNY’S BIG MOMENT, The Declaration of Independence, being fancy, and more! Thanks for listening! Feel free to visit PotterlessPodcast.com and find us at Facebook.com/Potterless, Twitter.com/PotterlessPod, and...

Duration: 00:56:40


Ep. 27 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 11-14 w/ Lauren Shippen

10/23/2017
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Lauren Shippen of the Bright Sessions podcast returns to discuss more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include Jim Dale's signing, JK hating Hufflepuff, Ron's numbness to romance, Hermione standing up for herself, Snape & Umbridge are horrible teachers, JK's obsession with ejaculation, McGonagall being the GOAT, literate owls, and more! Thanks for listening! Head over to potterlesspodcast.com for all your Potterless needs, and feel free to follow us at...

Duration: 01:07:03


Ep. 26 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 9-10 w/ Lauren Shippen

10/9/2017
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Lauren Shippen, creator of the Bright Sessions podcast, joins to discuss chapters 9 and 10 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include a need for wizard statistics, Book Ginny outshining Movie Ginny, Sirius “Whiny Bitch” Black, Harry “Anti-Prefect” Potter, the rise of Mrs. Weasley, lime green bowlers, tonal shifts, AND MIKE PREDICTING THINGS CORRECTLY. Thanks for listening! Feel free to visit PotterlessPodcast.com and find us at Facebook.com/Potterless,...

Duration: 00:59:26


Ep. 25 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 4-8 w/ Eric Schneider

9/25/2017
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On this ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE, Eric Schneider ( editor/producer of Spirits Podcast) returns to discuss more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include ANGSTY HARRY and how he almost made Mike stop reading, more reasons why Percy sucks, House Elf Taxidermy, the appeal of Voldemort's Army, TOO MUCH CLEANING, Arthur being bad at his job, and SASSFEST 2017 Thanks so much for listening! Feel free to visit PotterlessPodcast.com and follow us at twitter.com/PotterlessPod,...

Duration: 00:58:40


Ep. 24 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 1-3 w/ Eric Schneider

9/11/2017
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Eric Schneider of Spirits Podcast joins to discuss the opening chapters of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include exposition dumps, The Cauldron Black Market, Petunia+James?, "Probably Voldemort," ANGSTY HARRY, mid-2000s teen comedies, TONKS, and most importantly, THE RETURN OF THE PUT-OUTER! Thanks for listening! Feel free to check us out at PotterlessPodcast.com, facebook.com/potterless, twitter.com/potterlesspod, and instagram.com/potterlesspodcast. If you want shirts...

Duration: 00:50:31


Ep. 23 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 34-37 w/ Syndey Adams

8/28/2017
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Sydney Adams returns to close out the final chapters of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Topics include how the movie ruined the epic battle, Mike accidentally guessing the plot twist, toilet polyjuice potion, Azkaban being poorly run, Priori Incantatem Problems, thoughts on Phoenixes, Kreepy Krum, Vicious Hermione, and more! HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT: SHIRTS ARE HAPPENING! Head on over to Patreon.com/Potterless to check out the new Patreon tiers for stickers, shirts, and live streams! Also...

Duration: 00:55:42


Ep. 21 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 27-30 w/ Melissa Anelli

7/31/2017
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New York Times Bestseller and co- host of Pottercast, Melissa Anelli, returns to discuss Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Topics include Fancy Viktor Krum, 5 things wrong with Snape, Crouch vs. Bagman III, anthrax, 80's montages, AND THE DARKEST HARRY POTTER THEORY EVER. Thanks for listening! Feel free to follow us at twitter.com/PotterlessPod, facebook.com/Potterless, Instagram.com/PotterlessPodcast, or potterlesspodcast.com. If you want bonus content, head over to...

Duration: 00:58:08


Ep. 20 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 24-26 w/ Melissa Anelli

7/17/2017
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Schubes speaks with FREAKING NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHOR, Melissa Anelli! Topics include Harry's refusal to ask questions, Book Krum's dominance over Movie Krum, JK's sneak jokes, Polite Sassy Dumbeldore, Myrtle's dark turn, Ron being a seer, Percy being worse than Voldemort, Hogwarts allowing death, Hermione's botched research, and more! Thanks for listening! Feel free to follow us at twitter.com/potterlesspod, Facebook.com/Potterless, Instagram.com/PotterlessPodcast, or visit...

Duration: 00:52:54


Ep. 19 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 23 w/ Vanessa Zoltan and Rosianna Halse Rojas

7/6/2017
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A whole episode devoted to the Yule Ball. Get. HYPED. First, Rosianna Halse Rojas returns to discuss the Yule Ball. Topics include Dobby's dope socks, Hermione's smart play with teeth, Krum's character development, Snape vendetta against bushes, and Roger “The Trifecta” Davies. Then, Vanessa Zoltan of Harry Potter and the Sacred Text joins to FURTHER DISCUSS the Yule Ball. Topics include Wizard dermatology, The Weird Sisters, Voldemort's hatred of finals, the start of Ron’s crush, Warrior...

Duration: 00:58:55


Ep. 18 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 20-22 w/ Rosianna Halse Rojas

6/19/2017
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Rosianna Halse Rojas returns to discuss three more chapters of GoF! Topics include Pomfrey reaching her breaking point, Krooked Karkarov, Harry's incredibly lame burn, the largest subtweet in history, Ron's improved joke game, Crouch Vs Bagman heating up, and how the screenwriter of the 4th film royally screwed up. Thanks for listening! Feel free to check us out on Twitter.com/PotterlessPod, facebook.com/Potterless, and patreon.com/Potterless, where you can receive access to bonus content!...

Duration: 00:51:32


Ep. 17 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 17 - 19 w/ Rosianna Halse Rojas

6/5/2017
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Schubes is joined by Rosianna Halse Rojas (@papertimelady) to discuss wide range of topics about Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Topics include the complications of the Goblet's contract, Petty Hedwig, Hermione being good at everything, the character arc of the skrewts, Snape being unforgivable , phallic Olivander, Savage Sirius, Sassy Dumbledore, The Great Toast Debate, and MIKE LEARNING JK HATES (writing about) QUIDDITCH! Thanks for listening! Feel free to check us out on...

Duration: 00:57:48


Ep. 16 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 14-16 w/ Jake Kilroy

5/22/2017
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Jake Kilroy returns to discuss the meatier parts of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Topics include Mike's Latin classes in high school paying off, I Destroy as I Speak: the band, STOAOOFMCACFACITLS, social commentary on textbooks, disgust towards the casting choices of the movies, and more! Most importantly, Jake defends the two things Schubes hates most: Dobby and QUIDDITCH. THIS IS MUST-LISTEN ENTERTAINMENT, EVERYONE! Thanks for listening! Join in on the fun at...

Duration: 00:37:27


Ep. 15 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 11-13 w/ Jake Kilroy

5/8/2017
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Jake Kilroy joins to discuss a far less problematic section of Goblet of Fire! Topics include Percy rants, Malfoy rants, Destructive Ron in need of an intervention, Patrick Swayze, Snape being a dick, no one loving Prof. Vector, and more! Thanks for listening! You can find us at Twitter.com/PotterlessPod, Facebook.com/Potterless and Patreon.com/Potterless where you can receive BONUS CONTENT in exchange for pledges. Thanks again for all the support and all the ratings! #WizardOn!

Duration: 00:43:22


Ep. 14- Goblet of Fire Ch. 6-10 w/ David Tres

4/24/2017
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David Tres, host of Contemporary Cage, is back to discuss arguably the worst section of the entire Harry Potter series. Topics include Cold Blooded JK Rowling, Douchey Mr. Diggory, a bountiful harvest of quidditch rants, Jim Dale's awful voices, Finding Nemo Leprechauns, Momma Weasley yelling at Percy, and more! Thanks for listening! Feel free to find us at twitter.com/potterlesspod, facebook.com/potterless, and patreon.com/potterless where you can get bonus content! And as always, #WizardOn!

Duration: 00:56:19


Ep. 13 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 1-5 w/ David Tres

4/10/2017
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David Tres joins to discuss out least favorite part of the series, the beginning of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Topics include nipple snakes, Sensitive Voldemort, Wizard Playstation, Bill not being cool, Pigwidgeon being a bad name, and MORE QUIDDITCH RANTS. The entire 150 pages discussed in this episode and next can be summarized in four bullet points, so these episodes are LOADED with sass. Thanks for listening! For a FREE BONUS EPISODE, head on over to patreon.com/potterless!...

Duration: 00:45:28


Ep. 12 - Prisoner of Azkaban Ch. 19-22 w/ Julia Schifini

3/27/2017
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Julia Schifin of Spirits Podcast returns to talk the ending of Book 3! Topics include Wizard CDSI, ranking the best Hogwarts profs, pet lions, Roman mythology, 80s montages, SASSY DUMBLEDORE, Savage Hermione, and more! Thanks for listening! Feel free to follow us on Twitter (@PotterlessPod), and find us on facebook.com/Potterless. For bonus content, head on over to Patreon.com/Potterless! #WizardOn

Duration: 00:57:01


Ep. 11 - Prisoner of Azkaban Ch. 17-18 w/ Julia Schifini

3/14/2017
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Schubes is joined by Julia Schifini of Spirits Podcast to discuss two of the most dramatic, plot twist filled chapters in the Harry Potter series! Topics include the awesomeness of Madame Pomfrey, Sirius Black's melodramatic antics, racism against werewolves, silvery orbs, and more! Thanks to everyone for the support! You can follow us on Twitter (@PotterlessPod) and find us at Facebook.com/Potterless. If you want to contribute to the podcast in exchange for bonus content, head on over to...

Duration: 00:40:52


Ep. 9 - Prisoner of Azkaban Ch. 9-12 w/ Ashley Strongarm

2/13/2017
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Ashley Strongarm joins the podcast to discuss a very troubling section of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Topics include A GLORIOUS QUIDDITCH RANT, the carelessness of wizards, the convenience of Sirius' backstory, SASSY MCGONAGALL, the name disparity in brooms, and more! Feel free to follow us on Twitter (@PotterlessPod) and pledge to our Patreon (patreon.com/potterless) to receive bonus content! Thanks again for all the support!

Duration: 00:56:28

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