DJ Stoneham

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Alice Falls Again

Alice Falls Again

Above the care home’s doorbell hung a small plaque, which read: ‘ONLY FOR PRESSING MATTERS’.“Well that makes sense,” said Alice.“It’s about the only thing that does in this place,” quipped the Mayor of Banbury with uncharacteristic sarcasm.Alice is...

Once upon a Wonderland

Once upon a Wonderland

“Fee-fi-fo-fum!” boomed the ogre.“Why do you keep quoting Shakespeare’s King Lear?” asked Alice. “And while we’re on the subject, why can you only smell the blood of Englishmen? Why not other nationalities? Or Englishwomen come to that?”A poltergeist...