Ian Billings

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BILLY PLONKA AND THE GROT LABORATORY

BILLY PLONKA AND THE GROT LABORATORY

“It’s scumpiddlinoxious!”Billy Plonka - the Prince of Stink, the Monarch of Muck, the Sultan of Slime, the Duke of Dregs and the King of Kak! He’s the most extraordinary maker of Grot in the entire world and he is inviting five individuals to visit...

Dino Quest: The Mammoth Riders

Dino Quest: The Mammoth Riders

The kingdom of Primordia is in terrible peril. Who will protect the innocent and trample on the forces of evil? The Knights of the Stone Table, that's who! Cheer as they charge into battle atop dinosaurs and mammoths. Can they prevail against...

Dino Quest: The Trouble with Tyrannosaurs

Dino Quest: The Trouble with Tyrannosaurs

Meet Moss, an apprentice dino-dung shoveler working in Primordia's royal stables. He couldn't be any further down the pecking order without being underground - and he'll certainly never get a chance to be a knight like his hero, Sir Brutus...

“It’s supersmellygunkyfilthy nastygrosslyputrid!”You is holdling in your handles the story wot is about the FBG. I is the FBG - the Flippin’ Big Gnome and I is snot like udder gnomes. I is Big - flippin’ Big!And in this snorey yoo meet a soggy little...