Ian Billings

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BILLY PLONKA AND THE GROT LABORATORY

BILLY PLONKA AND THE GROT LABORATORY

“It’s scumpiddlinoxious!”Billy Plonka - the Prince of Stink, the Monarch of Muck, the Sultan of Slime, the Duke of Dregs and the King of Kak! He’s the most extraordinary maker of Grot in the entire world and he is inviting five individuals to visit...

Dino Quest: Sky Pirates of Primordia

Dino Quest: Sky Pirates of Primordia

JOIN THE QUEST!Medieval fantasy collides with prehistoric peril in the Dino-Quest series, packed with action, drama, and laugh-out-loud humour.The kingdom of Primordia is in terrible peril. Who will protect the innocent and trample on the forces of...

Dino Quest: The Mammoth Riders

Dino Quest: The Mammoth Riders

The kingdom of Primordia is in terrible peril. Who will protect the innocent and trample on the forces of evil? The Knights of the Stone Table, that's who! Cheer as they charge into battle atop dinosaurs and mammoths. Can they prevail against...

Dino Quest: The Trouble with Tyrannosaurs

Dino Quest: The Trouble with Tyrannosaurs

*2025 Moonbeam Award gold medalist in the Juvenile Fiction category*Meet Moss, an apprentice dino-dung shoveler working in Primordia's royal stables. He couldn't be any further down the pecking order without being underground - and he'll certainly...

“It’s supersmellygunkyfilthy nastygrosslyputrid!”You is holdling in your handles the story wot is about the FBG. I is the FBG - the Flippin’ Big Gnome and I is snot like udder gnomes. I is Big - flippin’ Big!And in this snorey yoo meet a soggy little...