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When there are half-masticated bodies popping up on the radar, any hunter worth their salt will sit up and take notice. So, when they started showing up in Oklahoma, Noah and I beat cheeks back down there to try to recover what we lost. But Fate isn’t...

Bad Moon Rising

Bad Moon Rising

Ok. That wasn’t what I was expecting. But, no one from that TV show Punk’d jumped out and told me they were just yanking my crank, so I guess I just have to go with it.Out of the frying pan and back into the hellfire. Figuratively, at the moment, but...

After St. Louis, I knew it was time to seat the cannibal tribe in the "past tense" section of living. I mean, you just don't kidnap someone's demon accountant. That's just frickin' rude. Of course, now we're doing the chasing, like a couple of...

Still reeling from everything that had happened in Pennsylvania, Noah and I headed back to Rosetta’s for a regrouping session...well, and some fried chicken.Unfortunately, part of this regrouping happened to be with Gabe. But he said he had a line on...

To say I sometimes run hot under the collar is a gross understatement. After what happened in Triton, I was a pissed off five-hundred-pound gorilla with a pink fanny pack, a sawed-off, and a “can do or screw you” attitude. Now, I’m just looking for a...

Alright. I’m done dicking around. If I learned one thing in that warehouse in Ohio, it’s that time is short.Even shorter now, considering all the time I’d lost. With an occluded front promising a swarm of something on the horizon and armed with...

Hell’s first work release program; killing monsters to save souls.Always read the fine print. Especially when you’re making a deal with the devil. That’s how they got me and my entire hometown. Luckily, those jokes about lawyers and Hell are pretty...

Minutes 2 Midnight

Minutes 2 Midnight

If I had my own version of The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, it would be called The Ballsack and the Bandsaw. I know it’s not a perfect comparison, but both me and that French guy know what it means to be locked into our fates. Of course, his was an...

Always look on the bright side of hellfire. At least there will be good company.For the last five years, I’ve been juggling Bane’s chaos circus—keeping the monsters at bay, the innocents breathing, and the lawn mowed (mostly)—I’ve fine-tuned my combo...

Shoot To Thrill

Shoot To Thrill

Well, when the universe slams a car door on your boob, somewhere a cannibal opens a window. Or...something like that. After Messina, Noah, and I headed off to Chicago for a little TLC involving "stumping" some Vampires.While in the Windy City, the...

I’m sure that there are people in the world that dig riddles and puzzles and all that shit. But when you have less than a month before you check out permanently to take up residence in that big sauna in the pit, riddles aren’t as cute. Of course, I...

When demons gather in their masses, it's time to put them on their asses. At least, that's what Noah and I decided after we finished up a whiskey-assisted hunt in Kentucky for one of the most ridiculous supers I've ever seen. And that's saying...

On a scale from 0 to Dumpster Fire, I tend to hang out at the far, trash-burning end, but lately, things have been going eerily well.In the immortal words of my dad, hick poet-extraordinaire, “Just cuz the tall grass is hiding the shit, doesn’t mean...

While fate and karma are standing in the corner of the room giving me the stink-eye, I might as well go all out.They’re going to be jerks about it, either way. Of course, I always expected to be at the front of the line when it came to leaving the...