Melissa Banczak

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How to Launch Your Lizard

How to Launch Your Lizard

Ninjas & Wrestlers & Giants, oh my!June’s life is in limbo. Since being the personal assistant to her twin brother does not include helping wrangle his lizards up on the International Space Station—thank God—she’s got free time on her hands. Which for...

How to Sex Your Snake

How to Sex Your Snake

A missing body, a reluctant adventurer, an archnemesis, and a greyhound with a thing for bad guys.June's got a pretty easy job as the personal assistant to her twin brother, star of the number one nature show on TV. Then he's accused of murder. Which...

How to Square Your Grouper

How to Square Your Grouper

Gifts from strangers are never good. Especially when they’re big bundles of drugs.June Nash is back. In Key West on vacation. And not at all hiding out from her famous brother’s crazy fans, The Dewzers. It’s been a tough couple of months and she just...

How to Stroke Your Stray

How to Stroke Your Stray

For June Nash, Las Vegas is the break she needs from her brother’s book tour. Slots, crab legs, and two days out from under her mother’s disappointed gaze. Then she accidentally volunteers to solve a murder.Now, she’s saddled with a stray dog named...