Thomas Corfield

“If it can be said a village has a life, then this is a biography.” Norman Williams (1908-1969)“Coleshanger people are pretty bad,” said Uncle Edward. “They won’t cross water after sunset. And they have to be in bed by midnight, otherwise they think...

When dark magic and deceit collide, the biggest threat also becomes the most ridiculous. Forget what you know about heroes: this one’s earless, accident-prone and remarkably ineffective.In a world where cats and dogs act like people, absurdity reigns...

One Velvet Paw, a city on the brink, and a plan that stinks. Welcome to Ruen: where old money clashes with new rebellion, and justice is served, though not always tastefully.In a world where cats and dogs act like people, absurdity reigns...

In which an insane and bitter cat schemes to save her beloved city by destroying it.When assigned to determine the cause of brewing tensions in the exclusive seaside city of Ruen, Oscar Teabag-Dooven discovers it’s on the brink of tearing itself...

Beyond legend lies a reality so absurd it threatens to invert everything. Oscar Teabag-Dooven, poet by nature, Velvet Paw by necessity, is the only hope for a land on the brink of ignition. Some books brighten the world. This one sets it aflame.In a...

Oscar was supposed to deliver a poetry recital, not the apocalypse. A poet, a world at war, and a very stubborn refusal to help.Oscar Teabag-Dooven, former Velvet Paw of Asquith and occasional poet, is ready to leave the chaos behind. Having faced...

When animals write poetry, things get literary. When poetry rewrites reality, things get dangerous.Reality is breaking, verse is to blame, and Oscar Teabag-Dooven is absolutely the wrong cat to fix it.Oscar never meant to get tangled in a plot...

Two reluctant heroes—one anxious, the other infuriated—must navigate a crumbling world filled with monstrous beasts, mysterious spoons and far too many opinions.The world is broken. They’re still trying to fix it. Or at least survive it.The city of...

"When the whole world's against you, at least it's something to lean on."When the worst writer in history self-publishes his books, the world of literature is decimated overnight. Illiteracy becomes something to aspire to and book burnings become...

The much anticipated ongoing saga of an incomplete wanker, involving international drug smuggling operations, complications over library membership, and the Dutch.Follow a man barely deserving of the title as he flails through a turgid cesspit of...