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America's best Walker, Texas Ranger podcast!

America's best Walker, Texas Ranger podcast!
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America's best Walker, Texas Ranger podcast!




Season 2 Announcement

What are we doing for season 2 of Talker? Well, we're working on figuring that out, but there won't be a new episode next week. If you have any feedback or questions, let us know! email: twitter: @talkertxranger

Duration: 00:01:52

TTR 25: On the Run

We may have escaped the cave, but we haven't escaped The Boss. This episode's topics include: Running, hiding, running some more, hiding again, and giving up. Oh, and also Alf. Walker episode: Stolen Lullaby

Duration: 00:31:59

TTR 24: The Escape Plan

I don't know how we're going to break out of here, but we have to find a way. We can't die in this cave without ever having seen Dr. Giggles. This episode's topics include: Recasting Willie Nelson's recasted role, Trivette-bait, Durant, and our flawless Clarence Gilyard Jr. impressions. Walker episode: The Reunion

Duration: 00:35:11

TTR 23: Escape Pros and Cons

Patience is running out and it would be great not to have to live in a cave and watch Walker, Texas Ranger every week. This episode's topics include: Humvees, "Renegade Dinner Date", Chili, Mad Max, and rope-chewing. Walker episode: Rampage

Duration: 00:36:50

TTR 22: Complaint Box

It's time to open up the complaint box. There's no way this could possibly go wrong. This episode's topics include: Dr. Fistmans, host-shipping, JST, Marmalazdien, and some truck talk. Walker episode: The Long Haul

Duration: 00:38:56

TTR 21: Podcasting Professionals

We're podcasting professionals. Starting... now. This episode's topics include: FAA regulations, Babe-l, highjacking, jacking, and Pervis. Walker episode: Skyjacked

Duration: 00:32:28

TTR 20: Deadly Vision

Uh oh, we get a visit from Karen from Human Resources and she is not happy. We can do better. We WILL do better. This episode's topics include: Rat re-branding, plus some good ideas about how we can sex up the reboot for our female audience with Blu-Ray, Hot Clowns, and a reinvigorated focus on Walker.

Duration: 00:42:55

TTR 18: The Prodigal Son

Who let in the surface dweller, and why isn't our reboot in production yet? This week's topics include: Chuck Almighty, deathbed mockery, tasty snakes, sad drug dads, and rad dirt bikes.

Duration: 00:42:54

Right Man, Wrong Time

Good news, we found Chuck's song book and his songs give us a unique view into his... soul? This episode's themes include: Chuck's "gealings", Senator Kid Rock cameos, Trivette shreds, heaven for good ol' boys, the trickle down, and DJ Mini-Robot Walker.

Duration: 00:40:41

On Deadly Ground

We've modified the mechanisms of our homemade astrolabe and we're ready for the eclipse! This episode's themes include: Drug-babies, Dark Walker, Love Rhombuses, and the new star of our reboot, Mini-Robot Walker.

Duration: 00:41:01

Something in the Shadows

We can't watch Game of Thrones, but we have Featherbound: The Crystal Nest Chronicles to keep us entertained. Who needs stupid Daenerys Targaryen, Stormborn, when you have Cluck Nortis, High Lord of the Rubied Roost? This episode's themes include: Buffy crossover ideas, Spy Hunter cars, the shared Walker-Featherbound Universe, and... Aerosmith?

Duration: 00:39:56

The Legend of Running Bear

It's so hot in the bunker that we're starting to have visions. Which one of us is the twig-cramming culprit? (Hint: it was totally Jared) This episode's themes include: Warging, our contributions to the Wild Cards series, Prime Rib, CD's CDs and the moistest blinks.

Duration: 01:10:43

Night of the Gladiator

We've been roped into a high-class fight club, and Donald Trump Jr. never misses a match. This episode's themes include: Vincent Price's Monster Fight Club and some brainstorming about how to make the most evil villain of all time (Hint: Iguana torture and roller-coaster screw loosening)

Duration: 01:06:59

An Innocent Man

This week we take a trip down memory lane in order to avoid talking about this garbage episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. This episode's themes include: Matlock-Walker crossover opportunities, Trivette-600s, and our poor dead handsome friend, Charlie.

Duration: 01:06:20

Unfinished Business

We hacked into the Boss's camera system and got a quick peep into his sad and saucy life. This episode's themes include: Walker's "feelings", moon magic, car jimmy-jackers and Logan-style Walker clones.

Duration: 01:14:23

She'll Do to Ride the River With

Our rat problem has turned into a poisoned rat problem, which is an actual problem because we love eating these poisoned rats. This episode's themes include: Daddy showers, shower daddies, Murder Junkies frame-ups, and austr-Aliens.

Duration: 00:54:27

Family Matters

Life's given us cockroaches, so why not make cockroach lemonade? This episode's themes include: Horsey tricks, Golem cosplay, Child Fight Club and The Return of Glassblaster.

Duration: 01:15:53

End Run

This week we risk our very souls by peeping three-peeps deep into the abyss. This episode's themes include: Ernest P. Worrell, criminal predators vs. predator criminals, wedding planning, and a lot (and I mean a lot) of peep-talk.

Duration: 01:16:41

Crime Wave Dave

This week we're all about gains and getting swole as hell thanks to Chuck-force. This episode's themes include: Bronc-riding, werebears, ICP, and 16-4-2.

Duration: 01:17:53

In the Name of God

Welcome, initiates! Grab yourself a bag of your favorite litter, and let Deacon Whitt preach to you the heavenly gospel, or else it's back in the cage with you. This episode's themes include: Stink Squad, donkey-konging, boulder-assisted homicide, and Beanie Weenie kissin'.

Duration: 01:10:22

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