Terror Transmission

Goodbye from Matt and Jason (or Jason and Matt, if you prefer). And thank you for everything! Find all of our back episodes at The Accusation Network. www.accusationnetwork.com So long, Terror Fiends!

There's a fungus among us! Well, more like... fungi? Believe me, the only fun guys you need to pay attention to are Matt and Jason as they don the evil sunglasses and hack up the Japanese language with their culinary commentary on the 1963 release of Attack of the Mushroom People. Let your handsome host shoot spores all over you in the form of film background, funny crimes, the Shipwheel Cult, Japanese Gilligan's Island, Matt the Yacht Rock Captain, the loss of humanity, hallucinogenic experiences, Reverse Geisha, exciting slave trader careers, Jason's anti-Gamera rant and other bulbous banter. Now, go on. Give it a lick. It'll make you feel good. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Great Cushing's ghost, Matt and Jason are seeing DOUBLE! But this time, it's not the booze. It's the blood-soaked bosoms belonging to the Twins of Evil. Become a servant of the Devil as your handsome hosts travel back to 1971 to bring you movie details, unintentionally filthy names, Matt's twin-dating experience, the Mammo-cam, more teens and their sex and drug riots, Jason's like for lackeys, polite groping, buying hookers when you're old, the Pubic Hair song, and lots and lots of the ol' Kensington Gore. May you find mercy at the seat of our Dark Lord. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

There are mysterious parts of this podcast, but the only true mystery is that your very lives are governed by drunken show hosts. And they will be imposing their knowledge upon you in the form of 1980's Inferno. But, Matt and Jason aren't talking about mythology, they're discussing movie background, the passive cuddle, pasta throwing as disapproval, killing off the old, Argento's colors/visuals, predator/prey relationships, the return of the Selleck Scale, favorite Bradys, Matt's house lighting tips for Jason, rats avenging cats, occult architecture and one MOTHER of a lunar eclipse! So, ask yourself... what do YOU believe in? -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

The basis of this scary tale is in reality. And the reality is that, once you check into the horror hotel, you'll be locked in your room with two cloaked gents chanting some ungodly commentary on the 1960 release of The City of the Dead. So, before you're sacrificed on the altar, you'll have some time to consort with film facts, Danzig's child-frightening forehead, metal band names in this film, "Dick"s, city vs. town, TV-watching as social curiosity, girls who wear your clothes after sex, Matt's welding woes, Jason's parrot traumas, the British round-pinchy-face, numerous callbacks from past episodes, the shaming culture and other savoring of heresies. So Mote It Be. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Woe be unto those who play this episode of Terror Transmission as you may open one of the seven gateways to Hell. Thankfully, your ungodly warlocks, Matt and Jason will help you face that sea of darkness while you hopelessly succumb to their cadaverous commentary on 1981's The Beyond. Evil will invade your eardrums as you are struck blind by movie details, Jason's recent trip to Italy, stupid American moviegoers, justifying Fulci, the non-racist implications of blech, trans-whatever, unsettling dentures, Mormon girls going wild, the public humiliation of film financiers, Peter Weller's emaciated doppelgänger and all therein that may be explored. Listen in or you will be cursed forever! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Terror Transmission is dedicated to ending all forms of sexual violence. To that end, Matt and Jason are committed to serving the podcast community through being a leading voice for meaningful commentary on 1978's I Spit On Your Grave. Your handsome hosts will provide crisis counseling and advocacy for those whose lives are in need of film details, aurally violating our listeners, the anti-rape superhero, the return of Matt's vocal stylings, changing views of female sexuality, Jason threatens the Mennonites, questionable fantasies, personal justice, and other means to change attitudes and beliefs that perpetuate and condone the cycle of violence. So, you want total podcast submission? You got it! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Bienvenue, démons terroristes! Join Matt and Jason at the Canuck pub for 19% alcoholic beer, poutine and something called back bacon, all the while questioning just what kind of party this is. Well, how else would one celebrate 1981's Happy Birthday To Me? Even if the weather outside is cold and bleak, your handsome hosts will make you toss off your toques and feel elite with some schooling on movie facts, French-French vs. Canadian-French, Matt's strangulation tips, hot bitchy-witchy, nut-cheeking, Jason's sexy workouts, teen movies, weapons and sex, red herring overload, "give me souvenirs" and other ways to get the rich kids to like you. So stick around. Because you might never hear a podcast again. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Have you not gorged yourself enough on episodes? Well then, Terror Fiends, taste the soft bare flesh of our commentary on the 1963 release of The Haunted Palace. Entitle yourself to the small amusements of film facts, Poe/Lovecraft comparisons, British lip smacking, cinematic cleavage, Matt's beard selfishness, silly putty faces, liking the villains, post-menopausal insanity, women who are "big in the boots," torching the homeless, the death of TV westerns, spotting the Pazuzu and other...

Dear homeowners. While you were on vacation, we broke into your house, upturned some furniture, got loaded, and played a whole lot of crazy music. But we were so inebriated, we left behind a recording of our criminal commentary on 1971's A Bay of Blood. Your nerves might even twitch if you knew what really went down, including film background, death nerds, the Friday The 13th franchise connection, Countess Cripple, smiling dune buggies, carefree lifestyles, Matt and Jason's broken glass...

And now, Terror Fiends, we're going to give you the greatest thing your ears have ever beheld! The Eighth Wonder of the World... Matt and Jason's commentary on the 1976 remake of King Kong. But don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. It's all money and adventure and fame for your handsome hosts as they unchain movie background, comparisons to the original film, mime hatred, Jason's new porno name, no one liking Grodin, Matt's chloroform memories, sexual smorgasbords, the whiskey spit take,...

Beauty might have killed the beast but there is no way to shackle down and tame this episode of Terror Transmission. Matt and Jason are liquored up and ready to take you on a grim expedition through the dense jungle of Skull Island for their captive commentary on 1933's King Kong. You might not get the damsel in distress but you'll get plenty of film facts, conservationism, Jesus and his dinosaur fetish, Matt's dream "yacht rock" outfit, perfect areolas, the Official Terror Transmission...

Buenos tacos, Terror Fiends! Get on your burros and ride the hard road to Hell as Matt and Jason preach the unholy commentary gospel of 1977's Alucarda. Blood will flow and nipples will harden as your handsome hosts bring you glorious blasphemy through movie facts, tequila, half-naked sellers of gum, bacon-wrapped nuns, blind sex partner fantasies, girl/girl discovery, Christianity as death-worshipping cult, the fashion risks of cloak-wearing, true freedom of speech and other freaky gypsy...

SCREAM! Scream with everything you've got! Scream as your handsome hosts put a strange creature inside you known as the 1959 release of The Tingler. Sure, it's an ugly and dangerous thing, but stick around and don't panic as Matt and Jason bring you movie commentary, the perfection of mute girlfriends, made-up sexy sitcoms, the "coming" of the lord, LSD experimentation, the insensitivity of your hosts, trusting in doctors, the things Hitler didn't ruin and other frightening shocks. So, make...

"What kind of a place did you say this was?" It is a house of pain wherein your handsome hosts make... things. Things! Great big commentary things, like this one for 1932's Island of Lost Souls. Strand yourself in this doomed locale as Matt and Jason perform their curious ceremony of film background, promoting the beast in Man, learning mammary euphemisms from Jason's son, flossing with nipple hair, Matt's view on Mormons, burning down your own neighborhood in protest, junkies in Burlington...

If you forgot what terror was like... it's back. Your handsome hosts have returned to the beach, luring you into the water with their consuming commentary on 1975's Jaws. So, before you go swimming, enjoy the clear skies and gentle surf as Matt and Jason go overboard for movie facts, Hollywood conspiracies, how new movies suck, why Matt doesn't swim, bad nautical puns, the inevitability of nature, hippie naiveté, plus musings about Monster Bash 2014 and other floating bloody chum. So, if you...

Dreams or nightmares? Madness or sanity? Do you know which is which? Join the seance and discover that nothing's ever completely dead as your handsome hosts bring you in contact with their commentary on the 1971 release of Let's Scare Jessica To Death. Matt and Jason will be swaying to and fro, channeling drunken spirits and invoking movie details, the "other" kind of blossoms, scary girls, the desperate King Diamond tie-ins, chicken solidarity, assaulting the elderly, home porn faces,...

It's possible that, by drinking heavily and watching this movie, your handsome hosts might have summoned demons who used to rule the universe to come and take over the world. So spin your metal albums backwards and join Matt and Jason in the fires of their own hideous commentary on 1987's The Gate. It's an enjoyable descent into film facts, heavy metal memories, Matt's VHS capers, the weird kid in the corner, childhood movie crushes, purple camels, rooster hairdos, backmasking, psychedelic...

From the diary of Terror Transmission: First of April, 2014. At last, our long journey of drunken debauchery has come to this, the cryptacular commentary on 1958's Horror of Dracula. Have yourself some wine because you'll need it as you enter the castle vaults for our "arguably" best movie background, the seductive vampire, stealing gothic home furnishings, Jason's Doris Day hatred, the limitations of being leading men, Matt's love of Lisas, Codename: Hummus, vampire wish lists,...

Seated in the darkened theater, you notice that something doesn't feel right. There's an uncomfortable mood in the air amongst the crowd. But, just who are the audience and who are the actors? It is a question best answered, if at all, in our commentary on the 1985 splatterfest known as Demons. Let your handsome hosts snort coke off your cleavage as they sexily discuss film details, hot girls with ugly dogs, oopsie-poopsie, Matt and Jason's dating tips, skunk-spray birthday cake, drowning ponies, getting lucky in the movie theater, metal in Italian horror, concert destruction tales, cathartic violence, choosing your Argento sister and other instruments of evil. So, don't bother trying to stop the movie. Because we'll see you all in Hell. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com