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Gaining a Heart but Losing a Head - 011

This week Uncle Mark takes a seat, Uncle Dan buries a god for whom he could have just bought a drink, we ask if a man without a head can still be funny, and Dr. D rejoins us with everyone's consent.

Duration: 01:16:06

Cover up Dad, you're Drunk - 010

This week Uncle Dan passes out naked in his tent, where Uncle Mark espies him, Uncle Doug Eulogizes a god most of us didn't know had ever lived, and Dr. Christopher Stroop joins us to shake out a few pews @C_Stroop

Duration: 01:16:46

Owl Creatures Great and Small - 009

This week! We try to bury a god that isn't all that dead, The mighty Andrew Torrez joins us to help us figure out if children have rights, and Uncle Doug joins us to explore a Leviticus for the rest of us.

Duration: 01:16:35

Circle Toot - 008

This week! Uncle Dan walks us through some slimy BS in Watch Out for Woo, Uncle Doug rejoins us to find a heaven that fits your budget, and Paige returns to help us all get through the Holidays alive.

Duration: 01:30:13

The Talk - 007

Get comfortable, because this week Uncle Mark and Uncle Dan are gonna have the 'Talk', we slip all over the slope with Professor Jim and despite our best efforts we all end up in Hell.

Duration: 01:06:24

Reading is Fundamental - 006

This week! We meet an unfortunate looking fellow, even by the much lower standards of the day, we are joined by the great Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments Podcast to pray the school day away, and learn to read all over again with Professor K.

Duration: 01:11:53

Quantum of Bullshit - 005

This week we visit a recently vacated temple, we lose track of all reason and meaning with Uncle Doug in Watch Out for Woo, and Paige helps us figure out How-To come out.

Duration: 01:18:12

004: Rabbi for Hire

This week! We chat with Professor Jim about Hanlon and his razor, we learn some sad shit about yet another way people can be the wrong color in the wrong place, and Rabbi Gruber tells us about his exodus.

Duration: 01:06:40

003: Miss LaVerkin

This week, Uncle Dan and Uncle Mark welcome Auntie Mel to help us bury a boozy god, we roll a 3 on the commandment of the week, lament baldness and bears, and young Quinn tells how a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.

Duration: 01:10:00

002: Featherballs and Battle-axes

This week Uncle Mark and Uncle Dan warn you to watch out for woo, they go south of the border for the graveyard of the gods, they introduce us all to some really out there religious folks and have all the fun with Lot and his daughters.

Duration: 01:08:41

001: The Launch

This week Uncle Dan and Uncle Mark welcome old friends and new to The How-To Heretic. We talk about moving the goalposts with professor Jim, dig up Egyptian god Sekhmet from the Graveyard of the Gods, we meet the Snake Handlers, and learn how to lift a few with Sean and Scott from the Water Witch bar.

Duration: 01:12:11