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WTR Episode 21 - Dishin W/ The D's

Welcome back to Rantyville, where it's population 2(.5) plus you! This week Heather D is joined by Tyler Daniels (@drunkoncomedy) as her co-host, because TRB is being held captive in the dungeon of retail hell. These two crazy kids from Iowa cover it all in this episode, even dabbling in (gasp) politics a little! So strap in and listen up as they discuss - Penises - The Streak is Over - Dear Abigail 4th Grade Whore - First ever LIVE call-in to the show (Featuring shitty cell service)- Shit...

Duration: 01:53:38

WTR Episode 20 - The Uber Swingers

Hey boys and girls, and welcome to Rantyville, where it's population 3.5 plus you this week! Heather D and TRB are joined by fellow podcaster/Uber driver/stand up comedian Mr. Ryan Howard of the Digital Men Audio podcast! Ryan shares some of his own Tales from the Uber, and we discuss the usual wide myriad of topics, including - Ryan floods basements - The recliner update - Shit We Hate - Crossing Guard Douchebaggery - All you gotta do is not be a dick - Heather says cunt and twat - Dear...

Duration: 02:07:50

WTR Episode 19 - The Great BJ Debate

Welcome back to Rantyville, where's it's now officially population 2.5 plus you! In the wake of Heather's baby announcement last week, she and TRB discuss a lot of things not baby related, including - Asparagus - TRB's $20 recliner - Shit I Hate - Dear Abigail: 4th Grade Whore - Tales from the Uber - Lazy Halloween costumes - The Morality of the Blow Job - and our biggest Best & Worst ever! And at the suggestion of the fans, the Rantyville Hotline has been reopened for business! Get your...

Duration: 02:05:49

WTR Episode 18 - TRB is a dead man

ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! We promised a big reveal last week, so prep your earholes, because here it comes! TRB and Heather D are joined this week by Brain Checker (@retailbrainchkr) to bring you breaking news, as well as some advice on how not to be penetrated. We run the full gambit on this one, so sit back and enjoy as we discuss - TRB is fleeing to Mexico - ANNOUNCEMENT!!! - Getting scammed - Dear Abigail, 4th Grade Whore - Shit We Hate - The Furry Uber - Best & Worst - and more! El...

Duration: 01:26:21

WTR Episode 17 - Afternoon Delight

Welcome to Rantyville everyone! Ever wondered how we get guests on the show? Here's a hint - just #AskTRB! That's how our guest this week, Hero (@CartoonHeroGuy) ,got his passport to Rantyville! We have a great time discussing Hero's creative content, videos, as well as his Patreon page. And we also dig into some more stuff, like - Shit Hero Hates - Dear Abigail 4th grade whore - Bangin' cookies - Alt-brand sodas - TRB's obligatory Boss Light - Tales from the Uber (featuring weed and...

Duration: 01:33:03

WTR Episode 16 - "Ralph" Has a Secret

Welcome back to Rantyville everyone! Heather D and TRB are back at it again, bringing you your weekly dose of the finest fuckery that life has to offer. We learn that Dear Abigail (4th grade whore) has a comments section, people will do dumb shit to get out of an Uber, and how our friend Tyler could FINALLY get some action. So listen in as we discuss these topics, as well as - "Ralph's" Secret - Shit We Hate - Tales from the Uber - Has Little Party Boy happened yet? - Best/Worst - and...

Duration: 01:35:20

WTR Episdoe 15 - It's Pronounced Jaun-DEE-Ce

Hey everybody! We're back off our bye last week, and TRB and Heather D finally managed to pull off a show with no technical difficulties! I know it's hard to believe, so you'll just have to listen for yourself as we talk about - Dear Abigail - Shit We Hate - Tales from the Uber - Jaundice Kilogram Snakebite - Best & Worst - and more! Enjoy the show? Drop us a 5-star review on iTunes under whatever they call a podcast now. And download that Couch Party app for all you Android users - it's...

Duration: 01:30:18

WTR Episode 14 - Another Buttplug Thing

Time to take a trip to your favorite place in the world, Rantyville! TRB and Heather D are back again to bring you another episode of Welcome to Rantyville, where we talk about - Matty F's new baby, cancer sucks, Albino Monkey, the washing machine incident, Dear Hank Hill, Best & Worst, and plenty more! Don't forget to check out the Couch Party app, and rate and review the show on iTunes! Stalk us! Heather - @IB4ECeptAfterC TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Duration: 01:48:43

WTR Episode 13 - It's Matty F!

TRB and Heather D welcome fellow Couch Party member Matty F from the critically acclaimed Let Me Tell Ya Podcast this week! We prep Matt for fatherhood, talk shit (literally), and more! Diapers/shit - Tales from the Uber - Shit I Hate - 9/11 conspiracies are dumb - Matt says "Old people is fuckin!" - Dear Abby - and a bunch of other nonsense! Check out Matt and Grant on the Let Me Tell Ya Podcast, which you can find for FREE on the always awesome Couch Party app for Android, iTunes, and...

Duration: 01:39:00

WTR Episode 12 - At Least He Didn't Die

Wow. What a week. Heather D tried to "drunk camp", TRB endures his worst Uber ride ever, and we tried our hardest to wreck this recording session. But, we're back with another episode of Welcome to Rantyville for you, and there's plenty to discuss! Heather's weekend - Tales from the Uber - Shit I Hate - Boobies - and more! Where we are on the intertubes - Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Duration: 01:24:20

WTR Episode 11 - The Reunion!!!

TRB and Heather D are reunited after a couple weeks apart, but the shenanigans haven't stopped. An awkward moment shared, a pregnancy scare, we've got it all and more this week. We also discuss - Shit I Hate - Cranberry Obsessions - Non-driving Fucktards - Best/Worst - and more! We'll make it easy for the stalkers - Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC TRB - @TheRantyBastard Send us your 2 words (Twitter) and 5 stars (iTunes) and come on down to Rantyville, population 2 + you!

Duration: 01:29:03

WTR Episode 10: Captain Heather D

TRB had to step away this week due to work, so Heather D is running the show with our good friend & superfan Tyler Daniels! After lamenting the absence of TRB, these two cover a ton of topics - Tyler's pussy talk - Dear Abby - I want a tiki torch but I'm not a racist - Those kids - and more! Check out the whole Couch Party crew on the FREE app we've told you about 100 times. Download it already would ya?!?!?! Internet places to find us - Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC Tyler Daniels -...

Duration: 00:45:19

WTR Episode 9: It's a Surprise!

No show notes. It's a surprise. Enjoy.

Duration: 00:48:06

WTR Episode 8: Boss Light Sucks

So what do you do when your cohost sends you money to buy beer? You buy that beer and drink it on air damn it! So as TRB subjects his palette to yet another skanky brew, Heather D sits back and downs a little sparkling white wine (replay that scene with Nicolas Cage in "The Rock" for a full description). As always, we laugh, we curse, and we have a lot of fun bringing you this week's episode of Welcome to Rantyville! We also discuss - Dear Abby - Tales From the Uber - HD's birfday -...

Duration: 01:48:04

WTR Episode 7: Special Guest Tyler Daniels

Welcome back to Rantyville! On this episode, TRB and Heather D are joined by comedian (and superfan) Tyler Daniels as we discuss the events of the past week, and get a taste of Tyler and TRB's comedic stylings in a new "Stand Up Battle" (except we were both sitting down, but who's keeping score?). More fun topics include - Fish assholes - Cheap beer - Heather's birthday - Tales From the Uber - Dear Abby - and more! Check out our artist of the week, Circuit Static, on Twitter...

Duration: 02:13:38

WTR Episode 6: We're All Over The Place

Welcome back to Rantyville! It's time for another glimpse into the lives of TRB and Heather D, as we discuss everything from drinking to heinous things done with a super soaker (stick around for THAT story). We laugh, Heather drinks, and then we discuss - Dear Abby - The swinger in the dress - TRB's 4th of July past - Heather rants - TRB was such a douchebag as a teen - Best/Worst - and more! Check out that Couch Party app for all of your favorite podcasts in one place. It's also a great...

Duration: 01:47:31

WTR Episode 5: Bloodka & Svedka

We talk, we drink, we laugh, we forget what we discussed. It seems to be a winning formula here in Rantyville, so that's exactly what we're going to do. TRB and Heather D are back to bring you another episode, and hope you enjoy it as we crash off the rails repeatedly. This week's fun topics include - That Carmax Guy - Tales from the Uber - The Kitty Kidnapper - A whole lot of shit we did not plan - Best/Worst - and more! This week's artist of the week is no longer a band (Whoops)! But...

Duration: 01:34:52

WTR Episode 4: Glenlivet For The Win

It's time for another fun filled episode with your two favorite residents of Rantyville! TRB and Heather D cover a lot this week, so here's just a quick list- The 4th of July - Dear Abby - Ranting about the gym - Tales from the Uber - Best/Worst - and more! Check out our artist of the week on Soundcloud - The Girl In The Yellow Dress. (She sings lullabies to Heather D when the room starts spinning, and she has a great voice) Hit us up on the Twitter with your 2 words, and leave us a 5...

Duration: 01:07:17

WTR Episode 3: When Heather D Met TRB

The Fourth of July is a time for fun with family and friends, which is exactly what we did! So instead of recording, we watched explosions in the air and drank beer until we were on the floor. So in an effort to get you to know Heather D better, Welcome to Rantyville brings you HD's first appearance on the former Retail Rant. She is joined by Mrs. TRB as they discuss motherhood, crazy kids, and the even crazier people that always want to cop a feel on a pregger's belly. Back at it with a...

Duration: 01:03:40

WTR Episode 2 - Little Party Boy

Hey there boys and girls! You didn't hate the pilot episode, so TRB and Heather D are back for another edition of Welcome to Rantyville! This week we talk more Ubering w/ TRB, "authentic" restaurants, Heather's bad decision of the week, Best/Worst and more! And remember, if you enjoy the show, rate and subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, or whatever source you infect your earholes with! Need an easy, affordable way to listen to this show and the rest of the Couch Party Crew? Check out that...

Duration: 01:14:05

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