The Weekend No-Show

The return of The Weekend No-Show for a very special Christmas Episode! Keep the kids away, because the talk gets a bit crazy, but that's how it goes sometimes :P Also, an old friend of the crew makes an appearance, and current events such as P.Diddy and Vin Diesel's accusations are discussed. But the bottom line is, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from The Weekend No-Show! -- TODAY'S STORIES: Trump Stinks: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/something-stinks-why-trumpsmells-trending-010339466.html Trump Stinks rebuttal: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-odor-adam-kinzinger-b2468213.html You can't make this sh*t up!

In this episode the guys reunite after a brief hiatus to discuss... another hiatus! That's right, we're taking a break, but we'll be back, never fear. Also in this episode, we discuss our favorite moments from the 40 previous episodes, and also, Montgomery Brawl, Lizzo, Onlyfans and even ...ALIENS! -- 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:45 - L.A.T.'s favorite episodes 00:07:18 - CL's Favorite Episodes 00:11:31 - JG's Favorite Episodes 00:21:35 - Other Favorite Episodes & the rest -- TODAY'S STORIES: Make sure to keep up with JG here: https://johngarrett.substack.com/ Also, make sure to hit us up on Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ See you there!

In this episode the guys discuss marriage, prenups and supposedly abusive/controlling behavior? Featuring, Keke Palmer, Kevin Coster, and a BONUS shot of Jonah Hill! -- 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:57 - Keke Palmer’s 00:24:53 - Kevin Costner's Divorce 00:47:10 - Jonah Hill -- TODAY'S STORIES: Keke Palmer’s boyfriend is wrong. Men don’t get to tell women how to dress: https://www.inquirer.com/opinion/keke-palmer-usher-concert-outfit-darius-jackson-sexism-20230712.html A Complete Timeline of Kevin Costner and Christine Baumgartner's Divorce: https://people.com/kevin-costner-and-christine-baumgartner-divorce-timeline-7551230 Also, make sure to hit us up on Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ See you there!

In this episode the guys discuss YouTube personality Adam22 aranging for his wife to have sex with a pornstar, Britney Spears slapped in the face, a murder by forklift in Maryland, U.S.A., and even cocaine found at the White House. -- 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:58 - Adam22 a Cuck? 00:13:31 - Britney 00:30:32 - Forklift Murder 00:41:04 - Cocaine at the White House -- TODAY'S STORIES: I can't BELIEVE Adam22 Did this with his Wife: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQlgVbGAuZ0 Britney Spears Video of Slap Shows She Tapped Victor - Never Grabbed Him: https://www.tmz.com/2023/07/07/britney-spears-slap-video-victor-wembanyama-vegas/ Woman sleeping in her car chased down by man in stolen Lowe’s forklift and killed in a Home Depot parking lot, police say: https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/04/us/forklift-hit-and-run-maryland/index.html Suspect in bizarre forklift murder case was former college student suffering mental crisis, his mom says: https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/maryland/bryce-caleb-timothy-brown-mom-forklift-homicide-waldorf/65-8d48ff7b-0c34-4cfb-871f-d5d4d4a2e709 Also, make sure to hit us up on Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ See you there!

In this episode the guys discuss the recent Supreme Court decision in the U.S.A. replacing Affirmative Action with 'Race Neutral'. Plus flying cars! -- 00:01:45 - Race Neutral Replaces Affirmative Action 00:41:06 - Flying Car -- TODAY'S STORIES: ‘Race neutral’ replaces affirmative action. What’s next?: https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/01/politics/affirmative-action-race-neutral-what-matters/index.html The first flying car, 'Model A,' approved by the FAA and it's 100% electric: https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2023/06/30/first-flying-car-approved-by-faa-available-for-preorder/70372117007/ Also, make sure to hit us up on Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ See you there!

In this episode the guys discuss the mysteries and misadventures of life and death! -- 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:57 - Belgian Dad 00:10:50 - Woman knocks on inside of coffin at her own funeral -- TODAY'S STORIES: Belgian Dad Surprises Friends and Family By Showing Up to His Own Funeral in a Helicopter: https://www.mensjournal.com/news/belgian-dad-fakes-death-attends-funeral-helicopter Woman who revived and knocked on coffin at her own funeral in Ecuador has now died: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/ecuador-woman-revived-funeral-died-rcna89998 Also, make sure to hit us up on Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ See you there!

In this episode the guys discuss NBA baller Zion Williamson and the whole situationship with former adult star Moriah Mills. -- 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:24 - Zion Williamson -- TODAY'S STORIES: Zion Williamson’s Messy Situation Involving Two Adult Film Stars and A Baby, Explained: https://www.complex.com/sports/a/aaron-mansfield/zion-williamson-moriah-mills-explainer NBA champ says Zion Williamson drama with ex-porn star 'normal,' dishes on alleged schemes from women: https://www.foxnews.com/sports/nba-champ-says-zion-williamson-drama-ex-porn-star-normal-dishes-alleged-schemes-from-women Moriah Mills - RIO Ride It Out [Official Video]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5DgONEywN0 Also, make sure to hit us up on Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ See you there!

In this episode the guys discuss even more ALIEN disclosures in the U.S. Then the state of student (and other) debt in 2023! -- 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:31 - ALIENS!! 00:33:43 - Student Loan Debt -- TODAY'S STORIES: ‘100% they’re not human,’ Witness details alleged alien encounter in Las Vegas: https://www.8newsnow.com/investigators/100-theyre-not-human-witness-details-alleged-alien-encounter-in-las-vegas/ What’s up with those claims the US has recovered UFOs?: https://www.vox.com/2023/6/10/23753777/ufos-david-grusch-whistleblower-kean-blumenthal-debrief A woman in Texas worked 4 jobs — but still couldn't keep up with her $250K in student debt. Here is the advice she got from a famous finance YouTuber: https://moneywise.com/managing-money/debt/4-jobs-but-still-couldnt-keep-up-with-250k-student-debt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt8BoRggfJo Also, make sure to hit us up on Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ See you there!

In this episode the guys discuss the recently ended monster hit show SUCCESSION! Join us to hear all of our (mostly) profound thoughts... -- 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:08 - Succession -- Also, make sure to hit us up on Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ See you there!

In this episode the guys chop it up on the subject of race /gender swapping in media, and Lululemon firing two employees for attempting to stop shoplifters! -- 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:05 - Race/Gender Swapping 00:30:20 - Lululemon Employees Fired for Trying to Stop Shoplifters -- TODAY'S STORIES: Black Aragorn in 'Lord of the Rings' Sparks Outrage: 'Hate This So Much': https://www.newsweek.com/lord-rings-black-aragorn-outrage-1803113 Lululemon Employees Say They Were Fired for Trying to Stop Shoplifters: https://www.entrepreneur.com/business-news/lululemon-employees-stop-shoplifters-get-fired/453135 Also, make sure to hit us up on Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ Check out JG's comics podcast Non-Outrage Comics here: https://johngarrett.substack.com/podcast See you there!

In this episode the guys discuss NBA legend Scottie Pippen's negative remakrs on Michael Jordan, and the latest on male birth control options. -- 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:37 - Scottie Pippen Hatin' 00:28:24 - Georgia, USA Driver's License PSA 00:29:35 - Male Birth Control Pill -- TODAY'S STORIES: Scottie Pippen says Michael Jordan was a horrible player: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mwHFBT7834 Birth control for men: 8 options - Medical News Today: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/birth-control-for-men Also, make sure to hit us up on Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ See you there!

In this episode the guys face the wrath of JG as he unleashes his DEFINITIVE list of worst Marvel movies. This list is indisputable... as in unquestionable, undeniable, irrefutable, incontestable, incontrovertible, and inarguable! That means disagreeing with this list is not possible. Thank you for listening! -- 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:28 - #10 - Captain Marvel 00:09:16 - #9 - Avengers: Age of Ultron 00:15:14 - #8 - Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume II 00:19:36 - #7 - Black Widow 00:25:53 - #6 - Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 00:30:35 - #5 - Thor: Love and Thunder 00:35:54 - #4 - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever 00:39:19 - #3 - Iron Man 2 00:47:44 - #2 - Iron Man 3 00:54:52 - #1 - Eternals -- Check out JG's Non-Outrage Comics podcast here for more awesome commentary: https://johngarrett.substack.com/podcast Also, make sure to hit us up on Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ See you there!

In this episode we talk about the lawsuit over the upcoming Hulu documentary on the Freknik 1980's-90s festival, and the Boot Girls taking on the Atlanta parking system while making a profit! -- 00:00 - Intro 00:00:45 - Lawsuit Filed To Block Hulu’s Freaknik Documentary 00:24:41 - A ride with Boot Girls, 2 women challenging Atlanta's parking enforcement industry -- TODAY'S STORIES: Lawsuit Filed To Block Hulu’s Freaknik Documentary: https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/663081-freaknik-hulu-documentary-lawsuit "Freaknik aunties" are shook that NSFW footage will be shown in upcoming documentary: https://www.revolt.tv/article/2023-04-09/293712/freaknik-aunties-are-shook-that-nsfw-footage-will-be-shown-in-upcoming-documentary/ A ride with Boot Girls, 2 women challenging Atlanta's parking enforcement industry: https://www.npr.org/2023/05/16/1176175801/boot-girls-atlanta-private-parking-enforcement Also, make sure to hit us up on Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ See you there!

In this episode the guys discuss NBA Player Ja Morant's controversial gun brandishing video, and JG Top 10 Marvel Movies - the DEFINITIVE list of the top Marvel movies. -- 00:00 - Intro 00:01:00 - Ja Morant 00:20:28 - JG's Top 10 Marvel Movies 00:21:49 - 10. Spider-Man: No Way Home 00:24:18 - 9. Iron Man 00:28:21 - 8. Ant-Man (now moved up to 7) 00:34:29 - 7. Avengers: Endgame (now moved down to 8) 00:39:07 - 6. Captain America: Civil War 00:43:02 - 5. Captain America: The First Avenger 00:49:47 - 4. Guardians of the Galaxy 00:58:04 - 3. The Avengers 01:02:37 - 2. Avengers: Infinity War 01:09:40 - 1. Captain America: The Winter Soldier -- TODAY'S STORIES: Ja Morant suspended after video shows Grizzlies star with gun: https://www.espn.in/nba/story/_/id/37648020/ja-morant-suspended-video-shows-grizzlies-star-gun Also, make sure to hit us up on Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ See you there!

In this episode the guys discuss sex workers protesting in Amsterdam, the psychology of the 'Foodie Call', and the legacy of recently departed talk show host Jerry Springer! -- 00:01:23 - Sex Workers Are Protesting in Amsterdam 00:12:44 - Foodie Calls 00:41:31 - Jerry Springer -- TODAY'S STORIES: ‘This is not a zoo’ - Why sex workers are protesting in Amsterdam: https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/amsterdam-sex-workers-protest/index.html Reverse-Foodie Call: https://youtu.be/C8_kCSa2Qvc The Psychology of the “Foodie Call”: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/talking-apes/201909/the-psychology-the-foodie-call People Need to Chill About Women Getting ‘free Food‘ on Dates: https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/foodie-calls-free-meals-dates-sexism Also, make sure to hit us up on Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ See you there!

In this episode the guys discuss a racial slip of the tongue on a live broadcast MLB pre-game show. Then Kentucky McDonalds using 10 year olds for labor, and a bonus story of Isaiah Washington's Ku Klux Klan remarks! -- 00:00 - Intro 02:11 - Glen Kuiper's racial slur 20:22 - McDonald’s franchisees employed workers as young as 10 34:20 - BONUS: Isaiah Washington's Klan remarks -- TODAY'S STORIES: A's denounce broadcaster Glen Kuiper's 'unacceptable' racial slur during pregame show: https://sports.yahoo.com/as-denounce-broadcaster-glen-kuipers-unacceptable-racial-slur-during-pregame-show-053330325.html U.S. government fines McDonald’s franchisees in Kentucky who employed workers as young as 10: https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2023-05-04/feds-fine-mcdonalds-franchisees-child-workers-as-young-as-10 BONUS STORY: What in the Ku Klux Clownery? Isaiah Washington's Questionable Remarks Set Social Media Ablaze: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/klu-klux-clownery-isaiah-washingtons-153344802.html Also, make sure to hit us up on Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ See you there!

In this episode the guys discuss that most ultimate of questions, namely... Can Superman beat the Hulk?? and in the bonus round: Can Batman beat Captain America? The answers are in the episode! Also, make sure to hit us up on Youtube and Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ https://youtube.com/@theweekendnoshow See you there!

In this episode we discuss the institution of marriage, it's pros, cons and it's apparent decline. Then we get into some really weird stuff...! -- 00:00 - Intro 01:12 - Marriage 30:12 - Polyandrous Marriage -- TODAY'S STORIES: New Show - Brother Seeking Husband: https://youtu.be/hRcZb_0MKv0 Kenya's Polyandrous Relationship: https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/36233249/fan-sues-wizards-bradley-beal-alleges-assault-bet-spat Brother Seeking Husband - Introducing David: https://www.instagram.com/p/CrOftNNuMZp/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY= Also, make sure to hit us up on Youtube and Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFvA9rp5oG2xyAZ0HffnsDw See you there!

In this episode we talk about some specific incidents of fan toxicity as well as the phenomenon in general, and the U.S. Air National Guardsman who tried to hire himself out as a hitman! -- 00:00 - Intro 01:11 - Toxic Sports Fans 26:58 - Air National Guards Hitman -- TODAY'S STORIES: FBI: Rent-a-Hitman site nabbed Air National Guardsman who was “excited” to kill: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/04/fbi-rent-a-hitman-site-nabbed-air-national-guardsman-who-was-excited-to-kill/ Fan sues Beal, alleges assault over bet dispute: https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/36233249/fan-sues-wizards-bradley-beal-alleges-assault-bet-spat Russell Westbrook, reportedly, had some words with a fan before the 2nd half in Phoenix: https://youtu.be/DPR0bdb8BPQ Also, make sure to hit us up on YouTube and Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFvA9rp5oG2xyAZ0HffnsDw See you there!

In this episode the guys discuss the Dalai Lama's tongue-sucking drama, companies that got woke that aren't going broke, and the woman who spent 500 days in a cave! -- 01:20 - Dalai Lama 11:35 - Get Woke, Go Broke? 37:00 - Cave Woman -- TODAY'S STORIES: Dalai Lama apologizes after video asking child to ‘suck’ his tongue sparks outcry: https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/10/india/dalai-lama-apology-kissing-boy-video-intl-hnk/index.html Companies That Get ‘Woke’ Aren’t Going Broke — They’re More Profitable Than Ever: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/woke-companies-broke-profits-1234710724/ Woman emerges from cave after spending "really amazing" 500 days underground: https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-emerges-cave-spending-really-140737153.html Also, make sure to hit us up on Youtube and Instagram too: https://www.instagram.com/theweekendnoshow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFvA9rp5oG2xyAZ0HffnsDw See you there!