The Whormones Podcast

What’s in a name? Today on the Whormones Podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo discuss surnames, staying young, and being healthy by drinking Pedialyte. Victim blaming becomes the major topic at hand after Alia tells us about a man at the gym who didn’t wipe down the machines after using it. Both ladies reminisce about their bartending days, and Von Decarlo is still in her feelings about not having her signature drink named after her. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to...

Both the ladies are very snippy on today’s episode of the Whormones Podcast. Von Decarlo returns from Pittsburgh with her hair chopped off and Alia Janie tries to chop of her head with attitude. Von Decarlo low key digs into her relationship therapy skills to find resolve, and discover that Alia is on edge because she just started her new school schedule. They discuss how it’s better for people to find resolution through honest communication rather than physical violence. They chime in on...

It’s the year end review on the Whormones Podcast as Alia Janine and Von Decarlo reflect on 2017. But before the show could get fully in gear, Von Decarlo had a huge spill that stopped the show. After the pause break and clean up, they had a blast reading fan mail and making plans for the new year. All is well moving forward and both ladies are excited for what 2018 holds for their podcasts and comedy careers. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or...

Christmas Bells are ringing on the Whormones Podcast as Alia Janine opens the show with gift giving while Von Decarlo catches us up with her current withdrawal of caffeine and sugar woes. They ladies discuss the Vice/Motherboard article featuring Alia talking about the new technology that places celebrity heads on porn videos. Sadly, August Aimes, the beautiful porn star who recently took her own life after being harassed and bullied on social media drives the topic of mental health issues...

This week on the Whormones Podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo talk candidly about suicidal thoughts. The discussion gets deeper as they talk about voices in your head that can either encourage you or kill you. Alia is excited about the gym in her new apartment building, and Von Decarlo is extremely forthcoming about her weight gain and the unhealthy love affair she is having with food. Like true comics, by the end of the show, they both conclude that their only real joy is on...

Today on the Whormones Podcast, Von Decarlo loses her focus when Alia Janine reveals that she had sex earlier in the day. Everything thereafter becomes an unintentional sex pun. The ladies discuss poop routines and smoking cigarettes, as well as plans to get tattoos for Christmas. Von Decarlo suggests doing a comedy show in Chicago so she can crash the hot spot “9 Mag” featured on VH1’s hit show “Black Ink Crew Chicago”. Alia is all in for planning the Chi-town shenanigans so Von can get a...

This week on the Whormones Podcast Alia Janine goes into full blown “sex worker” details as Von Decarlo insists that she doesn’t want to talk about it. Meanwhile, Von Decarlo can’t stop asking questions about Alia’s price range and body count. Holidays are approaching and Von Decarlo tries to explain to Alia why she shouldn’t attach a monetary value to her sexuality for men that she is dating outside of the sex industry world. Alia, on the other hand, insists that a blow job is a great...

Von Decarlo’s tries to get the demons out of Alia Janie on this week’s episode of the Whormones Podcast by singing the gospel of Amazing Grace. The singing starts with a happy birthday wish for Alia and quickly digresses into a discussion about bi polar disorder. Alia shares intimate stories about her dad, and Von Decarlo over shares about her cousin having her first child at 13. Both ladies share their love of improv and Von Decarlo can’t stop singing the entire episode. She still claims...

Message from the Whormones Podcast! Stop raping, lying, and drinking. Alia Janie and Von Decarlo discuss harassment and assault again this week, as well as, a women who got fired from her job for flipping the bird at Trump. They touch on the New York City marathon and try to figure out why Alia doesn’t want to be the Kelly Roland of the podcast. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- whormonespodcast@gmail.com Find us on Facebook...

It’s Halloween on the Whormones podcast and the ladies are not having your tricks, or treats. Alia Janine describes her new place in tiny little details, and reads a text from one of the movers who violates policy and texts her privately. Von Decarlo tells a tale of being attacked on Twitter for defending the misuse of the hashtag #MeToo, and how a familiar face was behind the attack; by taking her tweets out of context and feeding them to the Twitter wolves. They discuss social media...

In this lost episode the ladies talk about Alia's moving, comedy drama, and everything else they can't remember because this episode was recorded weeks ago! Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- whormonespodcast@gmail.com Find us on Facebook (http://facebook.com/whormonespodcast) DM us on Twitter (http://twitter.com/WhormonePodcast) Please subscribe and rate/review us on… iTunes: http://ow.ly/9rtD3024G6z Stitcher:...

We're back at The Stand for brunch! Alia is already drunk and Von is going through sensitive period. The ladies talk about working out, over eating, and Nelly's rape accusation. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- whormonespodcast@gmail.com Find us on Facebook (http://facebook.com/whormonespodcast) DM us on Twitter (http://twitter.com/WhormonePodcast) Please subscribe and rate/review us on… iTunes:...

Alia Janine & Von Decarlo has another jam packed episode as they discuss Alia’s mouth pimple that look like Mt. Ush-more. Alia catches us up on her moving back to the city drama, while Von Decarlo continuously roasts the pimple. They vow to not say the word “literally” ever again, and fail, literally. Coach Von’s corner blasts Donald Trump and the Take A Knee movement, as well as Alia’s white privilege. Pimple not included. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or...

Today on the Whormones Podcast, Alia Janine is moving back into the city, and the electric company is trying to pull a fast one. Von Decarlo goes from zero to 100 real quick with a caffeine infused sugar rush while discussing her new diet. They chat about older people and technology, and mother’s insisting on helping their adult kids. Von Decarlo becomes super excited about Alia’s mom starting a new company and can’t wait to get her new blanket, dander free. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *...

Today on the Whormones podcast Alia Janine and Von Decarlo get a little tongue tied as they tackle cannibalism and poor eye sight. They consider becoming vegetarians, but Alia makes it very clear that she will eat Von Decarlo and her dog Lucy in a crisis. They talk about Hurricane Irma hitting Florida, and in "Coach Von's Corner" they discuss Kaepernick, Michael Bennett, and police violence. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *...

Today on the Whormones podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo discuss major issues, like, should they re-name the podcast? Or, just remove the W? Or hide the W? Von Decarlo accuses Alia of trying to kill her with the microphone, and they both agree that the struggle for respect in the comedy game is ongoing. Alia is fighting her body and brain against having a baby and they chat about the new iPhone 8, and introduce "Coach Von's Corner." * * Have any questions or topics that you would like...

The French President is paying thousands of dollars to look good, or is it to feel good? Alia Janie explains to Von Decarlo her theory on high priced call girls posing as Make Up artists for top dollar. Alia also brings up a current story about rape and Von Decarlo drifts into la la land and does her best impersonation of Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors. Continuing, Alia tells Von Decarlo she has a bullet proof vest, which spirals into a discussion about 50 Cent in the movie Get Rich or...

It's high self esteem day on the Whormones Podcast. Alia Janine and Von Decarlo tells us all about their killer photo shoot and pats themselves heavily on the back for being awesome. Von Decarlo shuts down Taylor Swifts alleged formation mockery and wants to get Katy Perry to knock TS out in the ring, Money Mayweather style. Alia introduces Von Decarlo to shock therapy for menstrual cramps. * * * * Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an...

It's Showtime! This week on The Whormones podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo are hanging out at The Standing Room before their monthly comedy show. They cover Taylor Swift’s sexual harassment case, white privilege, & unnecessary miscommunication. They also chat about no sex dating and beating up men. * * * Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- whormonespodcast@gmail.com Find us on Facebook...

This week on the Whormones Podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo discuss moral issues and try to figure out who got the Ushers! Should you listen to R Kelly's music? Watch old episodes of the Cosby show? Let Alia die without treatment?! Von Decarlo pleads for her to not let it burn. Oh, and Alia is wasted. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- whormonespodcast@gmail.com Find us on Facebook (http://facebook.com/whormonespodcast) DM...