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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

Episodes

Police declare war on disappearing genitals sorcery. Mutant sewer rats love poison and might be teaching ninjitsu.

Giving herpes to a customer, an Arby's manager is being sued. Missing giraffe in Texas named Gracie, the search is on.

Search is on for a magician that vanished a week ago. Japan holds their annual Ninja certification tests.

World Cup fans are addicted to bad Ranch dressing. Teen jailed in Russia for ordering a pizza in the name of Hitler.

Floirdaman pulled over with 34 empty White Claw cans as his passenger. White couple decide to keep their Asian baby after IVF embryo mixup.

Man attacked by a gator after fleeing from police in a swamp. Doctors remove a 20cm bottle from man's rectum, he claims was "cleaning himself".

Scottish soccer fans drank all the beer in Boston. China claims foreign "spy turtles" are monitoring their seas.

Dog shoots at a neighbor, destroys a gaming computer. Canadian man arrested for drunk kayaking.

Lemonade stand robbed at gunpoint, children shook. Enemy lesbian nuns quit a convent and get married in Brazil.

Floridaman crashed his SUV, carjacked a woman, and stole fries from a child at Chick Fil-A. Floridaman arrested for burglary on his way to court to face previous charge of burglary.

Man had rare triple penis, scientists discover. Jesus has an energy drink, too.

Satanic rituals, forced marriage and an Olive Garden. Vagina Museum complains visitors keep stealing their MILF exhibit.

University president tells students to end their lives in commencement speech. US federal bug agency is infested with bed bugs.

Celebrity dog was stolen and sold to a restaurant to be eaten. Taco truck called TNT Tacos exploded.

Floridaman shoots himself in the groin at Walmart. Floridaman gets face bit by an alligator then sues.

"Lizard People" tunnels will be available for the public to explore under Denver airport. Scientists made bread out of yeast found inside a frozen mummy's guts.

Bird owners should let their birds masturbate, say experts. Fire fighter set fires in order to keep busy on weekends.

Three horses were stabbed by teen girl competitor prior to a racing event. Man demolished his family home with an excavator after wife threatens dirovce.

Man banned from all 6 Flags parks for eating 10 piece nugget on a ride. Did the NYPD just find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle underground hideout?

Floridaman tells police he has the right to walk around naked in public. Floridaman finds $1 million on the beach, turns it in to police.