Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast

The Polastris are at their wits end redefining the theoretical and the heretical thanks to one Laura Neal. We weep on the inside while tearing Laura apart for her homophobic ammunition but also wish her well upon her future endeavors away from the gays gaze. The end of the episode is what it is and our reactions are covered in this final part of "Hello Losers". As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: PART IV 00:31 - "Hello Losers" says Laura, to the audience 04:13 - It's almost the end... the water is ominous 07:19 - Two mysterious portals appear to land of het renewal! 16:43 - A last homophobic allegory to the Creation of Adam 26:56 - It's THE END, coping with the aftermath 33:32 - We did, we recapped the final episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got a lot of things in the final episode, much of it simply ABJECT HORROR, but there were a few good things and at the top of that small pile of good, is the implied smash. So let's talk about it. Villanelle looks the happiest she's ever been and Eve is at her jauntiest. We could have had it alllllllll! However sadly, the only gay wedding we get is one that makes no sense, as Eve and Villanelle embark on their final mission to take out the 12. More than halfway into the “finale” and it begins to feel like there were only six episodes of the show written with the first and last split into two. The fluff that we get would be fine and not cause for alarm, had this not been dubbed as the final time we interact with any of these characters for the series. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: PART III 03:13 - Sapphic science and the implied smash 05:31 - Repeating scenes to "amplify" the implied smash 19:10 - Villanelle as the "bottom" forevermore 19:54 - The Barn Swallow and bullshit with Pam and Carolyn 21:48 - EVE HAS HER HAIR DOWN! In this Ted talk I will- 26:39 - Carolyn talks to Eve, but it makes no sense 30:07 - Pam informs Villanelle that Konstantin is dead 34:34 - The now digital 12 sends Eve a location 38:49 - Scoping out the Dixie Queen, the 12, & a wedding 40:15 - Carolyn and Pam AGAIN... so Pam can walk away 43:02 - Back to the Dixie Queen for murder and bullshit 50:15 - Eve and Villanelle kiss for the last time 53:36 - A beautiful gay wedding, where nothing makes any sense Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Villanelle and Eve, squatting in bush, then K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! We are here at what Laura dubbed the "piss kiss", but first, our favorite murder sapphics have stumbled upon an unassuming het couple with matching scars, and now they must all share a bothy! We get domesticity, witty jokes, tarot card readings and gay crime. It was almost perfect, but Laura Neal would never stand for that! Carolyn says stuff to Pam and Pam says stuff to Carolyn, none of it is important or necessary, but it is still said. Imagine writing for a spin off that doesn't exist yet??? As the breakdown continues we debate aloud about some of the choices production made and if they served the story overall, while also focusing on the beauty of Villaneve's first true kiss. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: PART II 00:53 - Carolyn arrives at Heathrow Airport to meet Hugo 02:29 - Oh look it's a bothy! (Google it) 08:43 - In London at the MI-6 safe house 12:57 - Villaneve suffers the hets and their tarot cards 18:20 - Carolyn gets what she wants + domesticity with Villaneve 21:51 - Eve and Villanelle finally SLEEP together & there's scar play!! 32:04 - Villaneve snack and drive in a camper van 37:58 - Truck shop shenanigans and intense lesbian energy from Villanelle 42:46 - In Hempstead in with Carolyn and Pam and bullshit 44:00 - Eating curly fries and flirting like assassin hoes 46:05 - An old MI-6 hang is revealed as a clue 48:22 - ACT 2: How Laura handles Bill's murder 52:14 - Carolyn and Pam continue to talk needlessly 56:39 - We arrive at the infamous "Piss Kiss" 58:44 - Villanelle is willing to do whatever Eve wants 1:06:43 - We got the (implied) SMASH!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wow, we're back friends! Finally f*cking back with our recap of the final episode, of the final goddamn season of Killing Eve. After marinating on the depravity given to us by Laura Neal for the past few months, we're displeased to report that no, it doesn't get better 😩🤣. The rage does not dissipate, the hurt doesn't lessen- it only evolves. Please join us as we begin our dive into the last episode, heartbreak be damned! With Beyoncé reminding us that Laura Neal May break our hearts but won’t break out soul, we eviscerate the episode for what we felt just didn’t work from a myriad of perspectives to show that the lack of Emmy noms wasn’t just a political move.. that it was warranted. Prepare thine ears, and here we go! As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 00:31 - We back in this bihh!!! #TraumaClowns 20:01 - Starting again at the almost beginning 25:24 - Villanelle pulls up to find Gunn on the ground & Eve in a tree 27:41 - Gunn whistles while she... hunts?? 34:07 - Villaneve has their first fight of the episode 43:43 - A return to Gunn's cabin, where they find a surprise 49:39 - Eve and Villanelle drive off rudely, in a boat 50:46 - ACT 1: Summing up disappointments with Gunn 56:40 - Another couples fight on Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come with me and you'll be, in a world of Laura Neal's creation. Take a look, bra ta ta taaa, into her confabulations!!!!! We'll begin with some worms, on Gunn's sapphic island of horrors, hunting pigs, and dirty nails, defy gay explanation!!! Look clowns, there's no way to put this lightly alright? Recapping the final two episodes of Killing Eve is PAINFUL. We don't want to do it, yet here we are. Many questions still remain about what exactly thee fuck went down on Gunn's island, but we do our best to make sense of it all in this part 3 of The End of Killing Eve: Making Dead Things Look Nice. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 0:31 - Konstantin gets a phone call in bed 4:29 - Carolyn goes to Salsburg to meet a bird man 8:05 - Pam with Konstantin looking like shit 8:59 - Vlad tries to flex on Carolyn 11:47 - Gun and Villanelle on the hunt 13:02 - Martin visits Eve at "home" 18:23 - Being gay in the woods 23:04 - The 12 goes digital with Pam at the carnival 25:15 - Gunn offers Villanelle worms by the fire 29:13 - Eve takes down her murder wall 33:46 - Carolyn gets the old man snatched 35:04 - Eve gets a flight to Scotland 40:14 - Konstantin meets his end with a pizza cutter 46:58 - Eve arrives to Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors 53:39 - Villanelle cackles as Gunn gives chase 54:49 - Eve appears like a small deer in headlights 59:18 - Does Gunn really have wifi? 1:01:10 - The fucking end to episode 7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey hoes, we're back in this bihhh, but we still haven't started the recap 🤣 We continue on our tangents about gay mess and pirates, including a short jaunt into time travel, before finally delving into episode 7 of Series 4 entitled "Making Dead Things Look Nice." In this penultimate episode of the final season, Villanelle is all up in Gunn’s island watching her lay down the law, lift, and hunt. Chasing a lead after being betrayed in Berlin, Villanelle is informed by Gunn of her motives and her desire not to have her way of life tampered with. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 0:30 - More tangents on what KE didn't do 1:27 - A brief spoilery jaunt into Black Sails shenanigans 24:53 - Another tangent, but this time it's time travel 40:15 - OK, finally getting into goddamn episode 7 45:25 - Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors 48:22 - So Eve apparently DOES have a job 52:29 - Karaoke and protein shakes lead to final goodbyes 58:44 - Faux leaves us with a bad taste and bad advice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You guys, it's been MONTHS, and we're still not over the ending of Killing Eve. In the weeks since Laura Neal decided to debut her depraved homophobic fantasies before our eyes, we've accepted that we'll never be over it, and that all we can really hope for are better coping strategies as time marches on. Have we discovered what those strategies will be? Not really, but "Fuck Laura Neal" remains a prayer and a wish that acts as a balm to our wounded souls. In this first part of our recap, we provide an update on the pulse of Killing Eve nation, discuss a nihilistic Eve Polastri, concepts of queerbaiting in media + coming up with new terms for new bullshit, while also discussing why a sexy show like Killing Eve had so little sex. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 0:30 - We're back and it's time to celebrate good news!!! 18:37 - The pulse of Killing Eve nation 33:23 - A nihilistic Eve at the end of Series 2 47:07 - KE as queerbait or something else: poll results 49:36 - Coming up with new terms for homophobia in media 53:20 - Queerness and concepts of exploitation 1:00:54 - Sex with meaning in Killing Eve 1:05:17 - Concepts of gratuitous sex 1:07:14 - Missing moments with Gunn and Helene Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've reached the end of our prologue, but it is only the beginning of our deconstruction of Killing Eve. In this final part of the prologue we rundown the plethora of wonderful article headlines, detailing the utter failure of the writers, Sally's #girlboss ethos from The Hollywood Reporter, and previews of rants from snacks to come. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 02:25 - The end of Collider with Laura 12:37 - A rundown of shitty headlines about the finale 31:17 - Terrence brings up Sally & The Hollywood Reporter 46:13 - The travesty of the fashion, or lack thereof 1:02:40 - Stopping for now 1:07:30 - Shout out to Jessica! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In part two of our prologue, we continue going in on Laura Neal's decidedly homophobic Decider article. After raging for several more minutes, we take a break to examine the absolutely bewildering words of Sally Woodard Gentle, before heading back into the eye of the storm with another interview with Laura from Collider. We still can't believe this is real life. Words were said, but nothing makes any sense. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 00:31 - The Case of Laura Neal: Decider (cont.) 31:35 - Sally speaks to Deadline... why Sally??? 48:54 - Laura talks more bullshit to Collider Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well damn, Killing Eve is officially over and it's left us feeling a way. After sitting with the final two episodes for a week, much like a meal at a friendly familiar gathering, in this prologue the Polastris begin to recall moments in which the feels felt similar in tv + cinema past. After finale interviews began making their rounds, the tone deafness read not only as violent, but as that of people who neither knew or respected what they had on their hands. It’s a fumble of historic proportions- if the IMDb scores, fandom, and reviews are any indication. It’s time the Polastris stop being polite and start getting real. Your Killing Eve epilogue begins here. Please adjust your volume accordingly. v As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 00:32 - We're finally back, still sad and VERY MAD 16:59 - Unpacking how we felt during and after the finale 34:32 - Sentiments from friends about the finale 41:48 - Examining the 'Bury Your Gays' trope 42:52 - Terrence's first trope tragedy 48:31 - Candice's first trope tragedy 1:04:13 - Queers of yore vs the icons of today 1:08:01 - Don't shit on queer content!!! 1:11:44 - The Case of Laura Neal: Decider Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dark!Eve continues to rise! We're back to recap part two of "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" and discuss the continued leveling up of Eve Polastri. Where's it all leading to? Will her journey with Villanelle be paralleled to that of Cupid and Psyche? Has Carolyn truly lost everything?? Will Villanelle and Gunn partake in extreme cottagecore lesbian shenanigans??? As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 00:31 - Eve confronts Carolyn at Lars cabin in the woods 06:08 - Lars tries to make a move on Carolyn 09:24 - Carolyn left alone with Eve's handy work 09:58 - Eve is day drinking again. What now?? 10:48 - Villanelle on drugs, goes to meet Gunn 14:00 - Previews for next week! 19:41 - Sandra & Jodie and the genius of improvisation 24:12 - An evolved muse for the death wish list 31:02 - A mini muse on the beginning of the episode 32:12 - Eve's journey and comparisons to Cupid & Psyche 37:36 - So apparently they're working on a spin off 41:47 - Shoutout to Kayleigh for "serving it soft" 42:21 - A tangent on 'Purity at Pride' 48:55 - We're so excited... .and so scared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Salutations fellow clowns! We're officially 2 episodes away from the end of Killing Eve, are you ready for the smash!!!! We knew gay mess was bound to go down between Eve, Villanelle, and Helene, but we didn't expect it to be so soon. Join us as we recap episode 6 "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" which is easily the best episode of the series so far. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 00:27 - The Last Clown Disco!!! 06:08 - Eve tries her best to take care of Villanelle 09:25 - Carolyn at the cabin with Lars 10:55 - Pam uses her skills to save Villanelle 14:49 - Lars makes more demands of Carolyn 16:50 - Eve watches Villanelle sleep 21:09 - Konstantin asks Pam about her plans 22:04 - Eve pulls up on Villanelle in a mobility scooter 24:58 - Eve calls Faux in desperation, because of course 26:34 - Villanelle gets a mysterious assist from Gunn 29:02 - It's Fernanda! But she's marked for death 31:10 - Pam calls Konstantin with second thoughts 32:18 - Carolyn meets up with Helene for a lady villain jaunt off 37:16 - Pam makes a decision to start hew new career 39:18 - Eve chases Helene in a taxi in Germany 40:08 - Lars has a mantrum after learning of Helene 41:12 - Pam has a lovely het moment at the roller disco 43:20 - Helene waiting at her hotel for Sappho and death 56:00 - Eve in the dirt, lost and wallowing 58:16 - Eve confesses her work history at the taxi stand Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Polastris take on Carolyn’s Pinner this episode! Will the flashbacks of seasons past alter the flavor of the backstory being built before our eyes? Will Eves’ shenanigans take us out the paint? Or will the sapphic vapors lead her to discover whats been in front of her eyes the entire time? As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 00:33 - Live from the Delta Quadrant! 10:13 - Breakfast with Benita and a special request 12:06 - Eve watches Chloe in secret & Konstantin meets up with Pam 14:16 - Eve tries to hide her latest shenanigan from Faux 18:17 - Villanelle sets up Camilo with performance 21:30 - Party like its 1979 at Carolyn's father's house 25:38 - Villanelle agrees to kill a gaggle of men for Benita's friends 27:10 - Carolyn pops in on Carolina 40 yrs later 29:20 - Pam impresses at the Carnival again, with no effort 30:51 - Eve takes Chloe to class to learn about Cupid and Psyche 37:58 - Helene waits for Eve and Chloe back at the hotel 40:34 - Carolyn breaks into a house in the past and the future 42:04 - Eve steals a projector and makes a discovery 43:17 - Carolyn and Konstantin pull guns on each other 48:27 - Pam and Konstantin get an unexpected visitor in Villanelle 48:50 - Eve recklessly jaunts to Helene for a meeting 50:34 - Villanelle drags Konstantin while searching for info on Helene 56:14 - Carolyn finds a cabin in the woods 57:09 - Eve and Helene wait in the car for Cupid's evil arrow 1:01:49 - Preview for next week 1:08:35 - Directionless musing at the end Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back for part two to recap the darkest part of this episode, and that is the conclusion of the Gay Games between Helene and Eve. Two Sapphic murderers decided to Netflix and chill, and we don't think we'll ever be over it. What of the missing hours??? Is this Forest of Dean 2.0? Does Villanelle have Sapphic telepathy? As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 00:31 - Carolyn and Villanelle visit the toeless man 02:48 - Eve finds the photo she needs and gets an invitation from Helene 03:16 - Toeless man has a misandry date with Villanelle 07:32 - Pam tricks Konstantin and sends him into the sea 08:58 - Games and shenanigans at El Hombre de los Caras 18:03 - Helene invites Eve over for a bath and gay games 30:20 - Carolyn does a dare before making tracks 34:46 - Eve and Helene Netflix and chill with a plot twist 45:17 - EVE POLASTRI WHY?????????? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings friends! We have reached the halfway point of the series and not nary a smash has been had! In this episode, Candice and Terrence recap the gaucheries that was “Cuba”, the additional missing hours, and where our faves end up by the episodes conclusion. What is happening? Why is it happening? We don't know, but we venture on in hope of beautiful Villaneve moments to come. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 00:31 - Back for another ridiculous recap! 04:24 - Villanelle spends 2secs in jail and Eve has desert with Helene 10:56 - Pam meets Konstantin who is rude to her 13:46 - Eve meets up with Faux to use him for more info 16:32 - Helene breaks Villanelle out of fake jail 18:52 - Carolyn meets Benita and a man with no toes in Havana 20:00 - Konstantin gives Pam her first "assignment" 23:29 - Faux and Eve get a match from eBay 24:31 - Carolyn debases herself for a man with no toes 28:15 - Carolyn gets taken while thinking about her life and choices 28:55 - Konstantin calls Helene to complaint and gets checked 32:03 - Villanelle takes Carolyn to the beach 36:20 - Pam finds her happy at a Carnival 40:56 - Storytime with Carolyn and Villanelle 46:06 - Benita has a meal for her good girls 47:48 - A rant on the sanctity of mangoes 58:16 - Eve and her British accent visit a shop in Paris 59:33 - Carolyn and Villanelle eat Benita's good food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back with part two, as we answer a handful of the many inbox queries in this portion of the Snackisode. Tensions are rising as those who are an episode ahead aren’t the happiest. Are we still on the road to a Villaneve smash or is the fandom on a train of devastation as its final destination? As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 00:41 - Gayo Correo 01:00 - A Villaneve muse inspired by a DM 12:14 - Did Villanelle said anything true in Series 3? 25:40 - Elisa 35:04 - Daria 45:26 - Jessica 50:17 - A plea to renew Jessica's faith 59:38 - Final Takes 59:44 - Terrence's Final Take 1:02:57 - Candice's Final Take 1:07:16 - Fav Line of the Week 1:07:30 - "Can I stay the night" 1:08:37 - The Love Speech + Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings from the bad place! In this weeks Snackisode, Candice and Terrence attempt to justify the choices made in the season so far, but with the Polastris running on low faith as Terrence is resigned to doom and gloom, can Candice light the way to Villaneve being cannon in spite of where the episode left us? As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 00:31 - Greetings from the bad place! 02:01 - Corrections 02:12 - A massive correction from Terrence 04:05 - A correction of regret from Candice 08:55 - Revelations 09:07 - Jodie Comer has a new show entering pre-production 20:07 - Fiona Shaw lands new gig on Anansi Boys 21:20 - Sandra Oh's Umma is in theaters! 22:24 - Killing Eve official is finally giving things away! 23:57 - New TVLine article with Laura Neal 36:48 - Musings 36:56 - Terrence muses about the relevance of Faux 40:23 - Candice muses on the origin of the first lesbian Jesus 48:51 - A muse from Terrence about Carolyn's real mission 53:58 - A muse on the pain Eve wants for Villanelle and what she doesn't want 1:01:29 - Musing on what Terrence calls "throwaway content" 1:07:47 - A muse about an alternative to the cloister scenario 1:11:20 - Musing about Eve vs Faux: A showdown of het shenanigans 1:14:31 - How betrayed would we feel if Eve pulls a blade on Helene? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We were warned there would be highs and lows for those who were team Villaneve yet we still were not ready for what appeared on screen! As the recap continues, join us as we cling desperately to what we know for sure while the show drives us ever closer to the end of the series once and for all. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 00:31 - "Nicole", Fernanda, and spoiled nuts 04:35 - Villanelle and Martin dine on Lunchabes at therapy 08:45 - Pam embalms her bro and confesses to Helene 11:02 - Konstantin and his chubby bangers 13:01 - Carolyn gets an update on the latest murder 14:59 - Eve and Faux back on their bullshit ??? 16:51 - Carolyn at a BBQ with Vlad 19:33 - Eve back at the hotel with a note from Helene 21:08 - Villanelle and Martin sunbathing in therapy 25:22 - Eve interrupts the much needed therapy 32:50 - Did Candice Polastri just have a breakthrough? 47:31 - Eve needs to be reminded that she can lose villanelle 57:18 - Helene meets up with Konstantin 59:01 - Eve makes a special call to Helene 1:07:22 - Villanelle is locked up :( 1:07:44 - Villanelle is probably questioning her hold on Eve Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Where is the love? In classic clown fashion Candice and Terrence lament on the opera like queer despair on display, by splicing vintage opera pieces that came to mind! Listen along as these queers breakdown all of the just and unjust goings on in London Russia, Cuba, and beyond. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 00:32 - An operatic and overly dramatic intro 05:39 - Starting the Recap 07:18 - "Hi Eve..." a waltz of stubborn desire 28:44 - Faux and Eve talk new developments 38:52 - Pam and her brother 39:58 - Carolyn and Vlad have a meeting 41:47 - Villanelle arrives at Martin's 45:12 - Eve meets Helene's latest, Fernanda 48:47 - Ave Maria... ode to a dead muse 51:45 - At the funeral home with Pam and Elliot 55:16 - Eve and Fernanda drink & talk about their ex gfs 56:31 - Helene gives Pam ice cream and adoration 1:03:05 - Fernanda recalls the carnal connection of the box 1:04:47 - Villanelle on Martin's couch twirling her hair 1:07:48 - Carolyn in her dirty safe house 1:08:56 - Elliot gets what's coming to him Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We asked and you’ve answered: getting into the inbox to collectively console and comfort the fandom as we express concerns about connectivity and the overall vision. Is this the cost of the payoff we crave? Will we still want it after this emotional gauntlet? What if our wildest dreams go the way of the “planet” Pluto? Hang on tight as the Snackisode concludes. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/ Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandry Get you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.store Chapter Marks: 00:36 - Gayo Correo 00:57 - Catherine 05:06 - Michelle 14:21 - Theora 17:31 - Was Helene dragging Eve for her lack of all things Sapphic? 22:25 - AnneMarie 29:23 - Dana 30:28 - Becca 48:25 - Mars 1:03:05 - Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr 1:03:16 - You clowns found Candice's desperate cry into the void 1:04:09 - Jessica... TBD 1:04:26 - Killing Eve alternate timelines 1:12:04 - Final Takes 1:12:09 - Candice's final take 1:15:49 - Terrence's final take 1:18:35 - Fav line of the week 1:20:40 - Country Rundown + Outro Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.