This week we are joined by the band Wet. Big warning: a few bottles of wine were drank during this episode and you will definitely be able to tell lmao. Jack and Brandon get into several loud fights, brandon also tries to rap Wet Dreamz by J Cole. please forgive us
We're back mother fuckeeeeeeeerrrss!!! these motherfuckers i swear, they tried to KILL your famous- your favorite bitch. They TRIED TO FUCKING KILL ME!!! Im not going down without a MOTHER FUCKIN FIGHT!!!!!!!
Sorry for the delay folks, Jack was in Mexico. This week we discuss the death of JNCO jeans featuring a quick call with the CEO himself. Also a follow up to a previous topic about Jack's friend who lived next door to the creator of The Boondock Saints.
Jack takes over the pod by himself this week for an entire episode dedicated to his long and complex project called "The Calamari Algorithm". The Calamari Algorithm is a math equation developed by Jack in order to potentially fund a large, Calamari based party at Dave & Busters called The Calamari Mixer. However, there have been many many things standing in the way of this dream so far.
Jack gets caught in a catfishing scheme as the bait. Brandon and Jack realize that they both were sent to interview gangs by vice for some reason shortly after moving to LA. finally, has anyone seen Barron Trump?
Bonus pod live from a real life HOLLYWOOD film set folks. Spoiler alert, Brandon and Jack are in a show together. second spoiler: jack is a writer and executive producer so he outranks brandon and is cooler than him on set, everyone likes him more. third spoiler: were doing a podcast in the middle of the damn set folks. truly grinding out here, working while we are working. this is a very professional thing for us to do on set that people definitely enjoy being around.
Jake Weisman from Comedy Central’s Corporate joins the boys for an extra long one this week. Brandon explains the highs and lows of his new career as a sex worker. Jack and Jake have a beautiful bonding experience over how angry an award winning film made them.
Comedian Connor O'Malley joins the podcast to discuss the great Chicago Irish traditions of salami eating, prejudice against the polish and getting a job with the city that allows you to basically just sleep all day.
The boys are joined by Chromeo to discuss many things but mostly to back up jack in telling brandon that nobody wants him to be buff. Other topics include Horse Girls, Proud Boys, Anakin Skywalker, Juicero and Jack's Bow.
Brandon explains how he was the hottest person at the Pitch Perfect 3 screening. Jack begins the process of buying a gun. Brandon reveals that he may be slightly Bird Prejudice. Also, the one secret to not being poor that nobody wants you to know about. Theme Song by White Reaper
Brandon's Toonzone account is found. Brandon accidentally derails Andy Dick's sobriety with an edible. Jack apologizes to Fred Durst, Brandon gets pranked by Steve O and a conspiracy relating to 2005 era Lindsay Lohan is revealed. Theme song by White Reaper