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Chat lines, comedy, stroke it, phone sex, cooking recipes, how’s the weather? Come singe your ears in our melting pot while Mammz and CJ guide you through the most entertaining, peculiar, nasty and unique conversations on America’s #1 telephone party line. That’s right, TELEPHONE PARTY LINES are still a thing. Join us each week with our guest hosts from the worlds of comedy, music and adult entertainment. Plus we have puppets! If you remember what it was like to hang with your friends in the lunch cafeteria and want to revisit those days, then this is the Time Machine you’ve been looking for. Channel your inner 12 year old, unplug, and laugh with and at callers that clearly have too much time on their hands. File this one under societal curiosities. If you are sick and tired of snowflakes, hypocrites and everyone being too polite, this is the podcast for you. Whether you are looking to join a community like this or just want to eavesdrop on real people talkin’ real talk we have just what you are in search of. We have the content you didn’t even know you needed. Enjoy! https://phonefreaks.com IG: @phonefreakspodcast https://instagram.com/phonefreakspodcast FB: https://facebook.com/phonefreakspodcast Twitter: @phonefreakspod https://twitter.com/@phonefreakspod Want to get in on the action? Maybe you’ll get on the show Unload with us at 712-432-LOAD (5623), or find love at 712-432-LOVE (5683)

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United States

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Chat lines, comedy, stroke it, phone sex, cooking recipes, how’s the weather? Come singe your ears in our melting pot while Mammz and CJ guide you through the most entertaining, peculiar, nasty and unique conversations on America’s #1 telephone party line. That’s right, TELEPHONE PARTY LINES are still a thing. Join us each week with our guest hosts from the worlds of comedy, music and adult entertainment. Plus we have puppets! If you remember what it was like to hang with your friends in the lunch cafeteria and want to revisit those days, then this is the Time Machine you’ve been looking for. Channel your inner 12 year old, unplug, and laugh with and at callers that clearly have too much time on their hands. File this one under societal curiosities. If you are sick and tired of snowflakes, hypocrites and everyone being too polite, this is the podcast for you. Whether you are looking to join a community like this or just want to eavesdrop on real people talkin’ real talk we have just what you are in search of. We have the content you didn’t even know you needed. Enjoy! https://phonefreaks.com IG: @phonefreakspodcast https://instagram.com/phonefreakspodcast FB: https://facebook.com/phonefreakspodcast Twitter: @phonefreakspod https://twitter.com/@phonefreakspod Want to get in on the action? Maybe you’ll get on the show Unload with us at 712-432-LOAD (5623), or find love at 712-432-LOVE (5683)

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English


Episodes

Mammz Might Get Gangbanged By A Bunch of Cows

6/23/2023
$950 spent on Mother's Day is too much...Poop in the bushes or the gas station...Hobosexuals in Los Angeles...Mammz asking questions with his sexy voice...Lady Revere's gone missing...Daddy Mammz's dead daddy may not have been sober when he died...Strokin'...Essence went bougie camping in cabins...Making some man milk...We can hear when you leave the room...Christian camp without getting baptized...So, where you livin' now, I like your accent...What type of Indian casino does this guy have near him?...Eating dick or cooter... Be sure to follow Essence Willis on Instagram @essencewillis01 https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/

Duration:00:54:57

I Had A Guy Sh*tting In My Sink

6/22/2023
How long ago were you babysitting???...Maybe the devil will smack that pussy up...Dabs and shrooms aren't as popular in Texas...Prank calls by children...Rent paying polyamory...Does CTE really have CTE?...Angrily counting their stretch marks...Would you rather only have sex in bathrooms or kitchens?...Is he taking a shit, having sex or both?...Is racism better or worse than what the callers share?...McDonald's Sweet Tea...Maybe everyone has roommates that shit in the sink...Speechless spanking...Pre-rolled Js instead of rolling your own... Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01 https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/

Duration:00:54:32

Your Wikipedia Says Goat F*cker

6/21/2023
Would you rather have a tapeworm or a parasite?...Bend over, I'm gonna beat that a-hole up...The goal is always to be an actress...Would you rather have sex with a goat and nobody would know or...All those gay guys that cum into the room...Is CJ finally gonna wingman for Mammz?...Don't get me started, Scorpio...We all want to meet the goat f*cker...I have a breadmaker...She has all the gadgets...I like cum all over me...Essence never nicknamed her vagina...It's wet and juicy...It's been crazy on here lately... Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01 https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/

Duration:00:52:55

Please Allow Me To Caress Your Prostate

6/20/2023
How's your relationship with the lord?...Essence misses Bernie Mac...Scorpio is looking for large women (again)...Nugget nonsense...Phone sex while driving...Best parts of living in Los Angeles...Childhood rants need to be let go of...I want a dildo in my mf pussy...It's not ok to slut shame adult performers...Essence spills the tea on her dating life (all her exes live in Texas)...Sounds like he's pulling something out of his butt...His age range is 18 to 90... Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01 https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/

Duration:00:54:21

I’m Not Messin Up My Smile For You

6/19/2023
Essence Willis hangs with the CJ, Mammz and the Freaks!...Mammz doesn't know Texas (and other stuff)...Stats plus a hairy crotch...CJ played with a pierced d...Applause is the favorite part for Essence...Kiss my d...8 months till Christmas according to this lady...It should all be legalized...Edward Forty Hands...Essence plays lots of shows in the Greater Los Angeles area, check her out!...I'm like Quasimodo, I don't go outside...Why aren't y'all at work?...Real criminals kill liars in prison...Hair metal allowed straight guys to glam up and scared Jeremiah Paradise to rap... Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01 https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/

Duration:00:53:09

I’ve Got Indica So I Can Sleep

6/16/2023
Willie Nelson weed talk...CJ bailed on religion after god camp...Hi there, it's Bob and I want to suck d...Mammz should have gotten divorced sooner...Why is everybody a bottom?...Happy endings at massage parlors...C'mon, be nice (not racist)...Do they use condoms for the handjobs?...Speak when you're spoken to...His cock is two different colors cause he's old... Join us all week with Jacob Johnstone and be sure to follow him on Instagram @jacobjstone https://www.instagram.com/jacobjstone/

Duration:00:53:13

Jesus Gives Me Anxiety

6/15/2023
That's her Johnny (Depp)...San Marcos was not a real college experience...Kelly, what's up baby?...Get your d sucked by a trucker...He's got dicks hangin on his wall...ABCs of sex...Jacob might upset the callers by going deep on their emotions...Go get your tweezers out if you want to masturbate...Scamming to get free birthright...That Mario movie just came out...Jacob's the shortest male in his family...Randy wants to be your hot cup of cocoa... Join us all week with Jacob Johnstone and be sure to follow him on Instagram @jacobjstone https://www.instagram.com/jacobjstone/

Duration:00:55:06

You All Have Some Type of Entertaining Skill

6/14/2023
Fill my ass with mannaise...You know what a diddler is, right?...Airplane blondes...Jacob Johnstone discusses his learning issues...Come on in, the asshole's fine...Eskimo brothers are gross...School sucked, even on the weekends...Spicy fried chicken for lazy white folk...Don't ever tell CJ you like her...Free advice from someone that has what you want...Big cock in that mouth of yours...New variety show at the encampment at Venice and the 405... Join us all week with Jacob Johnstone and be sure to follow him on Instagram @jacobjstone https://www.instagram.com/jacobjstone/

Duration:00:53:21

You Could Date Like a 2

6/13/2023
Patricia Hot Dog Water is a pretty cool name...Jacob discusses his dating life (including trans women)...Take the tip of this hot wet tongue as it tickles your ass...Math is not as hard as society tells us...Words of encouragement from Atlanta...You can keep your money and not get laid...Gummy Bear going full racist per usual...Jacob Johnstone's recounts his most toxic relationship...I can scream in my phone too if I want...Jacob has both of his parents...Halloween costumes and cocaine in San Diego...There's finally small talk... Join us all week with Jacob Johnstone and be sure to follow him on Instagram @jacobjstone https://www.instagram.com/jacobjstone/

Duration:00:53:18

I Love the Taste of Your Balls

6/12/2023
Jacob Johnstone drives north from San Diego...Be careful at those open mics...Tell me this doesn't sound painful...Legal consultation in the room...Mammz would have shoved her off the stage...CJ got a trash cracker...I want to drain your sack after we slip into your tent...Biggest crock pot ever...Bumble allows trans women to initiate conversations...Jacob loves the San Diego club scene...I wasn't raised that way my brother...Lady from Revere wants to hear more about dicks...Their balls have a taste, for sure...Too much laughter during sex... Join us all week with Jacob Johnstone and be sure to follow him on Instagram @jacobjstone https://www.instagram.com/jacobjstone/

Duration:00:54:48

It Feels So Good

6/9/2023
How old are you?...Mateen Stewart writes screenplays...The echo is killing me...Strokin' my cock...Corporate outing to a strip club...What are we talking about, life?...Jordan can live off Get Out forever...He called me a chicken f'er so I'm calling him a goat f'er...Are you masturbating too?...See Mateen Stewart every Sunday at the Hollywood Improv...Is Dr Strange a male or a female?...His breath smells like broiled ass...Get a lapdance where the stripper cums all over you...You can't jerk off until the AI tells you it's ok...Girl, we can't help you if you don't help yourself... Stay current with Mateen Stewart on his Instagram Instagram: @mateenstewart https://instagram.com/mateenstewart

Duration:00:48:01

This Chatline Is Oozing With Models

6/8/2023
I love to be watched, how about you?...I bet on games, which is fun (when I'm winning)...I'm in a Boyz 2 Men t-shirt...Mom jeans aren't good, it's not 1987...The Detrell call-in show...Phone Freaks gets bundled with the Obama phones...Mateen will always be a Detroit Lions fan...F my mouth...Trolls are out...Sex toys or microwave...Hollywood is filled with pedophiles and satanists...Reheating lunch would suck without a microwave...I'm horny and looking for a bottom, but a model would work too...Freddy, what did you do to everybody?... Come back for more Mateen Stewart all week long! Instagram: @mateenstewart https://instagram.com/mateenstewart

Duration:00:48:42

You Lookin’ For Them Big Booty N----s

6/7/2023
Raging bone here, working my tits, working my dong...Working the road isn't as good as working at home...That sounds like Ving Rhames...Mateen loves the second bar that club has...You like to play with wiley man's bologna...Parenthood is going well for Mateen...Horny that's how I'm doin'...CJ explains how to predict a baby's height...Tranny Revere the faggot queer who likes it in his rear...I like to smoke pot... Come back for more Mateen Stewart all week long! Instagram: @mateenstewart https://instagram.com/mateenstewart

Duration:00:49:02

They Don’t Eat Ass In Poughkeepsie

6/6/2023
I gotta, I gotta pussy...Mateen's mother is so supportive...What do you say when someone queefs?...Bob from Colorado meets the Lady from Boston...Truckers assist suicides...My face got sucked into the motor...Running a theater company is hard...An old man with a white beard and a cane...Which has ruined more lives, drugs or religion?...Comedy as a career...I don't mess with that cow milk...Willing bottom, and I'm real... Come back for more Mateen Stewart all week long! Instagram: @mateenstewart https://instagram.com/mateenstewart

Duration:00:48:24

Where’s My Grape Juice?!?

6/5/2023
Mateen Stewart finds time in his busy schedule to join us...Ride that D baby!...Roasts don't really work at weddings...What can you do with a 3" D?...No paid voice performers, these callers are all real...This is the pussy in this space...CJ was not poor, her parents were just saving for retirement...Married by Mateen success stories...He's got a big wart on his forehead...You know what rape I hated watching? My rape!... Come back for more Mateen Stewart all week long! Instagram: @mateenstewart https://instagram.com/mateenstewart

Duration:00:50:17

That’s A Joke, Mom

6/2/2023
I want you to f my a...Austin was so thankful to be schooled...I'd like to order a large peperoni pizza...I'm just aware I'm an asshole...Help with his morning trouble...I got my bible right here...He's a fair God...Loud, definitely loud...Chimp Empire on the phone...I just brushed my teeth, what's left of them...One anecdotal thing...I'm having a blast...Let me tell you how we're gonna feel... For more Austin Trafelet follow him on Instagram: @austintrafelet https://instagram.com/austintrafelet

Duration:00:52:22

I Just Hold My Breath The Whole Time

6/1/2023
Mammz just peed...I'm sure some of them scoot...She's 23, married and all that...Having a single mom causes you to be a good guy...Only one boyfriend her entire life...You get permission to cheat, but I want to watch...This is what we've been looking for...I believe in laughing at the misery of life...Does she know you're talking behind her back?...Spontaneous adventure and things...CJs always excited when Atlanta's in the room...That sounds like the most interesting thing ever...Gonna turn him into a cock block meme...I'll take a finger, that's it... Come back for more Austin Trafelet all week long! Instagram: @austintrafelet https://instagram.com/austintrafelet

Duration:00:53:44

Hard To Be Yourself And Be A Good Person

5/31/2023
No disrespect, but you got a fat ass...Austin got too many hugs as a child...Cough it out girl...Everyone finds God in prison...Is that how you define well read?...Stinks like momma's leftover meatloaf...Top Level Chef psychopath...You tryin' to be a chearleader...I can't tell you my thing...Nun of your business...Is it rewarding? I guess...She weighs like 400lbs... Come back for more Austin Trafelet all week long! Instagram: @austintrafelet https://instagram.com/austintrafelet

Duration:00:55:47

He Drinks Out Of A Sippy Cup

5/30/2023
Eveyrthing closes at 10 or 11 here...No relaxing drugs in small towns...Rub some of your precum on my nips...Mammz got caught playing with himself by the babysitter...Eventually you'll have a girlfriend of 12 years yelling at you...Rancid rendered feed...Deer season in upstate Louisville...CJ tries to get Austin in trouble...Mislabelled porn previews...All flavors, all sizes...Dirty feet are a no-go...Deadlifting just the bar... Come back for more Austin Trafelet all week long! Instagram: @austintrafelet https://instagram.com/austintrafelet

Duration:00:53:37

If It’s My Butt, This Isn’t Happening

5/29/2023
Austin Trafelet hangs in studio...800 people is a tiny town...This is a mislabeled clip...Worth every f'ing second...Does three weeks of living in a truck qualify as being homeless?...Please start jerking it...Cocaine Bear keeps coming up...The women are conducting a symphony...San Diego is pretty apolitical...It's in his hand...Find a way to make it fresh each time...Same dude, different phone call...Solo spanking... Come back for more Austin Trafelet all week long! Instagram: @austintrafelet https://instagram.com/austintrafelet

Duration:00:53:08