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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Elder Orgasms & AntiWar Activism

From the Capitalocene to the Bonobocene - with assorted horrors in between - the Love Train goes rolling along. There’s blood on the tracks from Zionist & Anglo-American war crimes - as Julian Assange – who exposed war crimes & whom we’ve supported since 2010 – is being tortured in prison...Free Assange! Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! Is that a light at the end of the tunnel or a nuclear bomb exploding? Whatever it is, life goes on (for the lucky - and Capt'n Max and I are lucky enough to have had a delicious (homemade lobster – yum!) multi-orgasmic (senior sex – yum, yum yum!), slightly soused (cheers to Absinthe Ordinaire!), very aroused (we’re seniors, but we're not yet dead!) & delectably romantic (Max is Roman, after all). Bonobo Lupercalia Valentine’s Day 2024! My tip for couples on V-day or any holiday: Make Love First if You Want to Make Love Last. Meanwhile, basic sex education is being censored more and more, especially by META & Mark Zuckerberg whom I'm taking to arbitration for my wrongful deactivation - for the sake of freedom of speech, for the sake of fairness, for the sake of our mental health in the face of META’s dehumanization, for the sake of sex-positivity & sex education, for the sake of our freedom to be able to love whom we want to love – including ourselves – in the privacy of our own homes. Save the date: June 26 for the arbitration of Dr. Susan Block vs. META and Mark Zuckerberg Time: 10 AM PST Location (in LA) TBA Lots more on this rollicking ride, including Chris’ beautiful "West Side Story" Bonobo Serenade (Leonard Bernstein would love it) to fellow Callin caller Maria + kudos to Fani Willis’ hot pink power dress. CeasefireNow in Gaza! End Apartheid in Palestine! Dump Trump! Stop Genociding, Joe! Free Assange! Be Bonobo: Save the Humans. Check out more “Elder 0rgasms & AntiWar Activism” prose & DrSuzy-Tv shows: Need to talk privately? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Valentine Lupercalia Bonobo Seasons Beatings!

“Friends, Romans, Countrywomen, lend me your ears, I come to bury Valentine’s Day, not to praise it." My apologies to Shakespeare for twisting Marc Antony’s eulogy for Julius Caesar a bit as I open the Valentine Season with Februa Seasons Beatings with a little Valentine’s Day Foreplay to relax your defenses & wake up your senses, including your sense of history, specifically the history of Valentine’s Day which begins with Lupercalia and evolves into World Bonobo Day, both blessed by Pan, Lord of the WiLD. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! Because... If love is going to hurt (as it often does), better to have your buns beaten (consensually) on Lupercalia than your heart broken (badly) on Valentine’s Day! Or share the Bonobo Love in The Bonobo Way on World Bonobo Day! Learn about the ins & outs of the High Holidays of Love as I tell the story of how Lupercalian communal ecstasy, hearts & floggers turned into Saint Valentine commercialism, chastity & candy flowers & is now a celebration of the Make Love Not War Bonobos, as I explore on this FDR podcast with Capt'n Max (my Valentine). Make Kink Not War! Ceasefire Now! And check out more of my prose & amazing Lupercalian Bacchanalian shows: Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Bonobo Block Party

It’s The Bonobo Way or the Highway – to HELL... Because Capt’n Max and I would rather go bonobos than bonkers, preferring the Joys of Sex to the Horrors of War – or whatever you call Benny Net Nut Netanyahu's mad bombing fetish. The Zionists call it “self-defense,” but we see it for what it is: “genocide,” war crimes, HELL... Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality! Nostalgic for simpler times, Max puts a penny on the track. Better for our FDR Love Train to smash a penny than for Israel to keep smashing homes, hospitals, humans. Pennies on the track, quarters squeezed between hind quarters, dollars stuffed into corrupt politicians’ pockets, billions for bombs & not a nickel for the poor. It’s the 13th anniversary of Citizens United, one of the worst Supreme Court rulings ever polluting America’s already filthy politics with dirty corporate money for our “representatives” who really only represent the rich (F*ck Da Rich!) who are getting richer as the rest of us lose our shirts – & not in a sexy way. With muddy money swirling through our dirty laundry, our choice for President comes down to Genocide Joe or Syphilis Don, a narcissistic fascistic rap1st under 4 indictments with sores on his palms vs. a war crimes profiteer with blood on his hands. Better wipe off that blood Joe, & pull the needle out of Benny Net Nut’s arm mainlining U.S. bombs straight into Israel’s body politic marked for Gaza destruction - and then maybe you’ll wring enough votes out of America to beat the Syphilitic Mussolini. And free Julian Assange! His only “crime” was to expose American war crimes like yours, Joe. Enough War Crime Fandango - time to Party Like a Bonobo! But what’s a Block Party without music? With the voice of an angel, a devilish wit & a healthy appetite for the “raw c0ck” of the human “stallions” in her “stable,” mellifluous Maria joins the Block Party, & I present her with her “Best Singing Caller” 2023 SUZY award. She even sings her acceptance speech, thanking David Bowie (& us!) for “inspiration.” We also talk about cunning linguists with talented tongues, recipes for tastier oral sex with or without condoms or condiments, ketamine as an aphrodisiac (it saved my life from septic shock back in 2006), the Hollywood hypocrisy of “performative empathy," Swinger Block Parties, Cuckold Block Parties. Foot Fetish Block Parties, mental blocks & whether or not to block people trying to crash our Block Party. Next stop: Valentine’s Day also World Bonobo Day, originally the big pagan spanking Block Party of Lupercalia! Listen Up & Make Kink Not War in 2024. And here’s more: Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Go Bonobos in 2024 on FDR

Riding FDR into a brand New Year with a Happy Nude Rear, Capt’n Max & I resolve to “Go Bonobos in 2024,” but our Peace Train turns into a Bullet Train in the Tunnel of Love, as we dodge the bullets & wily booby traps, finally coming out of the tunnel to Make Love Not War in 2024. Perhaps our bumpy ride portends a rough year ahead. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality! Even before we start, I hesitate to hop aboard, being a little under the weather, plus we’re short-staffed, still holidazed & shell shocked by the war p0rrn from Gaza under Zionist bombardment with U.S. bombs. But we have surprise in-studio guests, 7x “Most Bonobo Couple” SUZY Awards winners Daniele Watts, aka DaLove, & Chef BeLive, aka BeLove, stars of our Bonoboville Reunion on VICE TV (now 300,000+ views!) & much more. So, we gather ‘round the Speakeasy bar speaking about the “unspeakable” with gracious-as-always BeLove & da-light-ful DaLove slipping into her usual position of contrarian (maybe a bit more contrary than usual), calling Bonoboville a “family” though we prefer “community” - which has less baggage, but DaLove is determined to “unpack a little of that” with poetic flair - flinging baggage throughout the Train, almost pulling down the luggage rack! Braving the turbulence, we pick up p0rrn star Hamilton Steele, with tales of F*cking Da Rich HotWives of Cuckold Millionaires, & Christopher C. Gagliardi, 9x SUZY Award winner of “Most Bonobo Graduate,” resolving to be a “voice for change” for the "autistic spectrum community" & to spread humanism in 2024. We also explore the joys of amputee sex prompting a Callin’er to say, “my penis cannot compete with a leg stump.” Putting the brakes on one of DaLove’s attemps at derailment, I flog her half-HappyNudeRear & BeLove spanks it. We love awe-some BeLove & DaLove, but we don't buy DaLove’s actorly “radical empathy” for narcissists like Trumpty Dumpty & war criminals like Netanyahu. We don’t want to empathize with Benny Net Nut! We’re also out of time - just as DaLove has more to say - but I sign off with a plea for the world (including ourselves) to Go Bonobos in 2024 & Make Kink Not War. Want more? Read my show journal: Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy The SUZY Awards 2023

Drum roll please... It’s the SUZY Awards! Who won “Most Bonobo”? How about “Hottest Cougar”? Who won the “Bonobo Courage” award? Who is the “Mozart of Sex”? Did YOU win a SUZY award or did you get the Block Curse Boobie Prize for your War Crimes or Assholery? Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! Whether or not you got what you wanted this holiday season, get ready for Capt’n Max & I to slide down your chimney with gifts (SUZY awards!) if you’ve been sex-positive, & coal in your stocking if you’ve been a war criminal. That’s the boobie prize—& we don’t mean Jingle Jugs. Honoring excellence in broadcast artistry & exhibitionism, erotic performance, antiwar politics, pro-sex activism & Weapons of Mass Seduction, celebrating The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure in all kinds of weather, for the 12th consecutive year…well before XBIZ, the AVNs, the TEAs, the Oscars, Critics Choice, the Grammys, the Tonys, the Emmys, the BAFTAs, NAACP, XRCO, SAG, MTV awards or the Golden Globes trot out their awards, we are here to acknowledge the best & worst of 2023 with the Awards, a.k.a., “The SUZYS.” It’s our 12th annual hot listicle of sexperts, sexpots, politicos, artists, exhibitionists, visionaries, revolutionaries, hot babes, bitches, a few bad bastards and several war criminals who should be in prison but probably the worst that’ll happen to them is this boobie prize. All have appeared, been mentioned or parodied, immortalized, honored for greatness or exposed for evil on FDR and/or DrSuzy.Tv Go Bonobos! Listen to the show & check The List: Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy An Anti-Zionist Hanukkah for Palestine & the Victims of Henry Kissinger

Hanukkah's not so “Happy” as Israel's bombardment of Gaza is far too dark for even the world’s largest menorah to brighten. So, I sing a Hebrew prayer for Palestine as I light the Hanukkah candles for my “Anti-Zionist Hanukkah for Palestine the Victims of Henry Kissinger” on FDR, & I tell the Hanukkah Story, noting interesting parallels between Syrian Greek King Antiochus’ occupation of ancient Judea & Zionist Netanyahu’s occupation of modern Palestine, +between the Maccabees & Hamas, as well as the passionate desire for OIL (olive oil or natural gas) & the urgent need for the miracle of peace, The Bonobo Way. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality! Capt'n Max and I also light the Hanukka, Hanuka or Chanuka (take your pick) candles for Henry Kissinger’s millions of innocent victims, one of whom was my friend, the great Oscar-winning Cambodian star of “The Killing Fields,” Haing S. Ngor (RIP). And we watch former DrSusanBlock-Tv guest Rabbi Shmuley Boteach “terrified, running for [his] life” down a Tel Aviv hotel hallway, half-naked (wearing nothing but a towel), making a mockery of the thousands of Palestinians running through the rubble with nowhere to go, as Zionist bombs destroy their lives. Maria calls in on Callin to say Amen & Awomen to our Anti-Zionist Hannukah prayer for Palestine as well as Haing S. Ngor (“The Killing Fields” is one of her favorite films), and she sings two more SUZY award-winning songs. We also share sexy, lefty memories of many sizzling “Hot Wax Hanukkah” bacchanals in Bonoboville. Check out those HOT, dripping DrSuzy-Tv shows and my (hopefully) illuminating prose: Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Thanksgiving, Spanksgiving, Deep Throat Galore & No More War!

Seasons Beatings! Pr. Max & I take the Gravy Train—still digesting Thanksgiving—or the Day of Mourning for the native tribal peoples of America who were slaughtered, their land stolen by the Pilgrims, as surely as the natives of Palestine are being slaughtered, their land is stolen by the Zionists of today. Thus—though I'm thankful for the heartwarming Israel/Hamas hostages-for-prisoners exchange, AND for the fabulous feast created by Chef Gideon—I generally prefer Spanksgiving to Thanksgiving in Bonoboville. The Bible says, “Spare the rod & spoil the child.” I say: “Spare the child & use that hot rod to spoil your (consenting adult) lover with just the kind of spanking they enjoy.” Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality! Spanksgiving is more reality-based than Thanksgiving, as it’s far more likely that our Pilgrim ancestors practiced the rites of Spanksgiving than the mythical love-in with the Wampanoag Native Americans that we’ve come to call Thanksgiving. Pilgrim & Puritan spankings, paddlings, whippings, floggings, “stocks & bonds,” “tar & feathering,” “public disgrace” & witch-hangings—which our witchcrafty audience finds particularly distressing this FDR—were, of course, totally nonconsensual atrocities delivered with sanctimonious relish, often to punish sexual transgressions. Now they’re making terrible “comebacks,” like corporal punishment in schools & torture in prisons. But consenting adults can share kinky healing pleasure in roleplaying such colonial crimes. It’s our duty to spank booty for Spanksgiving! Speaking of booty, don’t miss my “Deep Throat does LA” multi-media extravaganza—now online in all its multi-splendored glories. ( The Deep Throat logo is a kiss & caller Maria’s Callin avatar happens to be her own ruby lips wrapped around a fortune reading “You look happy & proud.” Maria’s sensuous descriptions of her TG cuisine remind us that eating is an oral pleasure, her singing is an aural pleasure & the bonobos are happy & proud to give thanks & spanks The Bonobo Way! Be Bonobo: Save the Humans! Make Kink Not War - Make Love Not War - Check out more prose & shows: Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Happy 80th Birthday Max + Ceasefire Now: Be Bonobo!

It’s our first ride on the Love Train since Capt’n Max’s 80th birthday & the 9th anniversary of The Bonobo Way (my 2014 bday gift to Max) so Max and I are celebrating with senior sex (it keeps you young!), medical fetish (the night nurse slipping into bed with the bday patient), bacchanalian parties, singing Christian callers & evocative reflections on 8 great decades of a bonoboesque life. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality! It’s also Naughty November, but Max can’t get birthday spankings in his wheelchair, so I spank adorable Amor Hilton & Fawnia Realtor (80 times!). Other Max Bday Soiree standouts include Ana’s taquitos, Dragon's Captain’s hats, JD’s declarations & much more, everyone celebrating Max’s amazing life. Though soon celebrations give way to lamentations on this FDR, as Netanyahu & the Zionist branch of the American War Machine continue to bomb Gaza into a deathscape of cataclysmic proportions. Much as we—& billions more (including our friend Abby Martin whose “Gaza Fights for Freedom” is a must-see)—scream “Ceasefire Now!” our leaders are too busy raking in the cash from the Military Industrial Congressional Complex, aka the American War Machine, to listen. Speaking of the War Machine, it's also Veterans Day, which started as Armistice Day, celebrating peace after WWI, the notorious “War to End All Wars,” but the wars didn’t end, they became Perma Wars, & we turned Armistice Day into War Day, aka Veterans Day, honoring military force & death. Also: my Vice piece reaches 265K & our ammosexual Christian Nationalist Speaker of the House MAGAt Mike Johnson blames school shootings on teaching evolution & credits Covenant Eyes p0rn-monitoring system in which his “accountability partner” was his son (yikes!) for solving his p0rno problem. More lamentations of our dystopian world & celebrations of our beloved Prince Maximillian Rudolph Leblovic di Lobkowicz di Filangieri (Happy 80th!) ensue.. Be Bonobo: Save the Humans! Go Bonobos, read more prose, see more shows & check out the party pics: Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Ceasefire NOW for a Bonobo Halloween

Flying over Full Moon on my Vibrating Broom, I deliver my spooky s3x-positive Ode to Halloween to spark the scene as well as our newest Bonoboville road, “Poet Avenue"... Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality! So, it’s been 3 weeks since “Israel’s 9/11” when Hamas horrifically attacked Israel, & then Israel horrifically attacked Gaza, which it is still attacking & attacking… in a frenzy of atrocity after atrocity. On this FDR, I join the voices of fellow anti-Zionist Jews saying, “No! Not in our name! Ceasefire now.” But how? Friends of Bonobos (with Lola ya Bonobo) invited me on a backstage tour of the San Diego Zoo bonobos, so Max & I held a “Peace Summit” with the quintessential peacemakers: the bonobos. Seeing them made me even more certain that peace is the way - even in Palestine…. Ceasefire for Palestine! Ceasefire for the hostages... Ceasefire for Israel! The only ones who won’t benefit from a ceasefire are Hamas, because Hamas feeds off of everyone’s outrage over Israel’s war crimes. Bibi Netanyahu is dead wrong (of course). The best thing Israel can do now is offer to negotiate with Hamas, to neutralize the “enemy” with peace, like bonobos... Part of our Bonobo Peace Summit involved dining at the wonderful Palestinian restaurant, Fairouz, recommended by a Callin listener who took our mutual friend the great Abby Martin there after screening her film “Gaza Fights for Freedom.” Fairouz is also an art gallery filled with vibrant paintings by Ibrahim Al Nashashibi, whose brother Sami Al Nashashibi (of one of Jerusalem’s oldest Palestinian families) is an excellent host, his broad smile seeming to stretch across the great divide between Palestine & Israel, Muslim & Jew; with love, art, poetry & great food. My brother Steve & sister-in-law Tiya also took us to the Fish Market where we slurped up fresh oysters, said to be aphrodisiacs. Sounds fishy, but they did trigger great sex—great disabled, senior sex, that is—later at the hotel. Or maybe we were just inspired by the bonobos, but it was delicious AND orgasmic, in that order. Max felt so good, he almost tossed his wheelchair off the balcony. We also visited "Embracing Peace," aka “Unconditional Surrender” or the “Kissing Statue,” more proof that The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure works for human apes too. It’s worth a try. Give Peace a Chance! Make Love Not War Make Kink Not War! Be Bonobo: Save the Humans! Ceasefire Now! Check out more prose & shows: Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Kinktober Love & War

It’s our first FDR of Kink Month 2023, so Capt’n Max & I are set to let our kink flag fly & recap the amazing Abby Martin’s art party, which we do—but that’s not all we do… Hours before showtime, Hamas attacked Israel, killing 100s of Israelis & taking dozens of hostages in what many call “Israel’s 9/11,” its bold ferocity demonstrating Israel’s breakdown in so-called “intelligence.” In response, Israeli forces are bombing Gaza, murdering 100s of Palestinians with vengeful vows of war & more war. I'm pretty shaken up about it, so I talk about it, but there’s no simple solution to this war or any war, except never to start a war, occupation or apartheid colonization in the first place, no matter how “holy” the land. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality! Make Kink Not War! That’s the Bonobo Way & my motto every day—especially in the kink-positive month of Kinktober—though wars are not kinky, at least not by my definition, which involves consenting adults only. Indeed, war is the opposite of kink, though gruesome *war p0rn* floods our media. I talk about learning a lot about the brutal apartheid nature of the Zionist occupation of Palestine from none other than Abby Martin whose “Gaza fights for Freedom” & other Empire Files documentaries are excellent reports on the plight of Palestinians. Capt’n Max *discovered* the amazing Abby Martin back in 2014 on the once-great RT (Russian TV), & then I invited her on The Dr. Susan Block Show for a remarkable interview. Last year, Abby & Mike Prysner interviewed Dr. Suzy on their Dosed Show about sex, violence & the Bonobo Way & a couple years earlier, she talked politics & cuckolding on Media Roots with Abby’s brother Robbie Martin. Abby & Mike also attended our erotic-verging-on-orgiastic Bonoboville Reunion, so yes, you can see them (mostly in the background) on our ViceTV piece (now over 225K views!) So, we were delighted to join Abby & Mike at their art show & going away party at Queerspace Little Secret. What a fun time dancing, chatting & ogling Abby’s gorgeous abstract art. I was honored that Abby gave me “Hell Yeah,” one of her most beautiful paintings, as a gift. What a good time AND also an aphrodisiac, at least for Max & I. Even though, thx to Max’s shingles, we can’t touch each other’s most intimate places right now, we managed to have a little orgasmic sex right after the party & before this show. Go Bonobos for disabled senior sex! Great music is the soundtrack to great sex, & sweet sounds played a big part in Abby’s party. Go Bonobos for Max Collins of Eve 6, Mz Neon, Metal Mother, Televangel + DJs Succubus & Infernx! Music also plays a recurring role in this FDR podcast, starting with Max in the afterglow warbling “I’m in the Mood for Love.” Then moving onto the return of Brady calling in from Texas to sing his new song (part of his upcoming antiwar album), “Just Say No to NATO.” But the best singer is Brady’s SUZY Award-winning dog Rufio crooning to the moon, “Just Say Noooo to NATOOooooo.” Other subjects on the Love Train include Olivia Wilde, niece of late great Counterpunch publisher Alex Cockburn – pronounced Cohburn, not cock-burn—though we have a field day with that pronunciation; coconut oil (good for cock burn); GW Bush & the Yale Skull & Boneheads, plastic in our water; & the terrible attacks on Ekolo ya Bonobo. Stay tuned for our arbitration against Zuck the META cuck making mega bucks off our exploitation & then rewarding our hard work with deactivation. And Be Bonobo. Even if we can’t stop wars in the Middle East, Ukraine or anywhere in this war-torn world, we can at least make our voices heard - unless we’re censored... Well, we can at least Be Bonobo & make peace through pleasure in our own lives. It’s a start! Happy Kink Month 2023! It may not seem like it for sooo many reasons, but it really is a better time than ever to… Make Kink Not War. Check out more of my prose & shows: Need to...


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Freed OM

From Lauren Boebert’s push-up bra to John Fetterman’s hoodie, we talk about Senators & Congress members exercising their freedom of attire. How about togas like the Roman Senators wore (a caller proposes)? Then our U.S. Senators’ clothes might match the great Greco-Roman columns that adorn our Capitol, suggesting that we too live in a Greek-style democracy, which is really more of a Roman-style empire, pampering its patricians with tax cuts, obscene wealth & power, giving us plebeians “Bread & Circuses” while eroding all of our freedoms, except the freedom to consume hoodies, push-up bras & whatever else our maxed-out credit cards can carry… Is freedom-to-buy the best freedom we can get? One of our most vital freedoms that is under attack is freedom of speech - an ongoing topic of this rollicking ride - & Free Speech is what we are fighting for in our battle with META, the throbbing heart of the American Censorship Industrial Complex that is monopolizing & controlling human discourse more every day in increasingly digitized world. Since META unjustly terminated my Facebook & IG accounts, I've been fighting—mostly fruitlessly—for explanations & restoration. Now I am taking Zuck & META to arbitration! Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! Midway through the Tunnel of Love, we pick up Daniele Watts (aka DaLove) & Chef Belive (now BeLove), calling from—of all places—Freedom, California. They share a fantastic tale of sharing free love in a most Bonobo Way behind a laundromat right there in Freedom AND they’re making a film, “BeDaLoveLight Wedding,” about different kinds of love—eros, agape & philia. Oh, those amazing Epicurean Greeks! And oh, those lovely bonobo sapien lovers, DaLove & BeLove, practicing Tantra in their car & living in Freedom, aka Freed OM (mani padme hum.) Or as Capt’n Max wonders, “Are we talking freedoms or Free Doms?” We also continue celebrating Self-Love September (actually, we celebrate self-love all year) as well as our Vice TV piece on my Phone Sex Therapy surpassing 200,000 views & we address Russell's Brand, Wenner's wiener, Murdoch's mess & the poor woman sentenced to two years in Nebraska prison for helping her daughter find abortion pills. Aiding & abetting this heinous sentence is META, which turned in mother & daughter’s “private” FB messages. So, not only is META the world’s biggest censor, they’re rats. Check out my META arbitration statement: and more prose & shows: Need to talk privately? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Self-Love September HiGH, 9/11 Reflections & VICE of All Kinds

Happy Self-Love September 2023! Join Capt’n Max, our Callin callers and I as we celebrate self-love all our fingers & toys. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality! Modern s3x with partners can be complex, though some kind of s3x is vital to your health. What to do? Never fear! Solo S3x is here. Bonobos love self-love as do other apes like us. It’s part of keeping the PEACE through Pleasure among primates. If we humans did it more often—without shame—we’d probably be a less violent species. Self-love is often called “slacker” s3x, so we say RIP to Jimmy Buffet who popularized slacker chic. Though bonobos don’t drink margaritas—even if it’s 5 o’clock somewhere—in a sense, Margaritaville is right next to Bonoboville. It’s also the 22nd anniversary of 9/11, that horrific yet surreally cinematic castration of America’s tallest Towers of Power, Dick I & Dick II, which unfortunately served as Viagra for America’s Military-Industrial-Congressional Complex. Though George W. Bush was Prez, he was a puppet president whose strings were pulled by the Dark Lord of Perma War, his “Vice,” Dick Cheney. Sadly, as Bush & Dick, America's two biggest Chickenhawk war criminals, fly free, the eagle-eyed journalist who exposed them, Julian Assange, is confined to a cage. Speaking of "Vice," my Vice TV piece has over 185,000 views, so we talk more about its Vices & Virtues, as well as Cali’s impending decriminalization of psychedelics, and corruption in the cannabis industry. Well, there is corruption in every American industry, including Big Pharma. All the more reason we need a little socialism injected into the run-amok capitalism that is choking us—literally (try breathing our so-called air without coughing) & figuratively (try starting up new companies without well-connected lawyers). And we end on a positive note: As long as corruption doesn’t poison your pot, it’s a great aphrodisiac. Free Assange! Make Kink Not War. Follow The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure. Be Bonobo! Read more of my prose & check out the other F.D.R. & DrSuzy-Tv shows: Need to Talk Privately? Experience Phone S3x Therapy. Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime at 213-291-9497. We're here for you.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Urban X-pats

My urban X-pedition to the Urban X Awards mid-hurriquake for sex education’s sake flows through this show like a red-carpeted river of love. Praise be to the heroes of free X-pression in the center of today’s storms of repression.... Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! Into the storm drops Trumpty Dumpty, Big Egg of the Trump Crime Family & Rico racketeering mob boss of the legal beagle Batman Villains Club, MAGAt cult leader, & leading Republican 2024 Presidential candidate, on an urban X-pedition to Atlanta’s Fulton County Jail for Indictment #4, & all the mug makers are putting the Mango Mugger’s mean mug shot on their mugs... as another racist ammosexual incel murdered multiple humans spraying a Dollar Store in Jacksonville, urban center of Ron DeStupid’s Florida where sex is censored & racism empowered with “permitless concealed carry” laws. Armed killers are on the loose, & some of the worst wear badges. RIP Joan Meyer, 98-year-old Kansas owner of the Marion County Record who confronted the police from her walker as they raided her home, bravely calling them “a**holes” engaging in “Hitler tactics” which they were, ordering them to “get out,” but they didn’t, & the next day, she died of cardiac arrest… The Censorship Industrial Complex via TikTok censored anti-imperialist Mint Press News; I know the feeling, being currently censored by YT, FB & IG which we are taking into arbitration… Calls come in from Reza, Chris & “Hybrid Bonobo”… Speaking of apes, I reveal 8 million year old breaking news that our human ape ancestors migrated from Anatolia, Turkey ?! Meanwhile, my Vice TV piece, flaws & all, has over 160,000 views! Back to my Urban X-ploration & the urban center of Kiev, Ukraine where Luzer Twersky plays the Baal Shem Tov in "Dovbush" finally on the Big Ukrainian Screen with air raid sirens blaring (now that's "urban")! Peppered with tales of Max & my amazing urban adventures in DTLA & the Urban X Awards where I was nominated for “Most Popular Sex Educator”—won by one of our favorite urban guests, Sinnamon Love! Kudos to Urban X for courage, great taste & a good time—not to mention a stimulating topic on this fun-for-all FDR! Read more prose & see some amazing urban shows: Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) Talking to Max

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) Talking to Max

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy ViCE & ViRTUE

Our Vice views are climbing on a stairway of virtue - past 125,000 views! Virtue? Yes, my phone sex therapy practice, Bonobo Way philosophy & bacchanals, all explored on Vice has many virtues... Though SOME commenters deplore my “wickedness”with the absolute certainty of the deeply ignorant, incurious, erotophobic & Christofascist. Such is the Apocalyptic battleground between ViCE & ViRTUE currently being waged in “Dr. Suzy’s Phone Sex Therapy” on Vice TV’s comment section, our main topic of discussion on this rollicking ride with me, Capt’n Max, Bonoboville Reunion stars Danièle Watts & Chef BeLive +Fahim who fears for my safety when he sees the vivid threats to my life from the more virulent crusaders… Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! Many of these crusaders are what Orwell called "Thought Police," intent upon punishing people for their taboo thoughts, dreams & fantasies, bringing to mind an old Twilight Zone episode, "A Penny for Your Thoughts," about a bank executive who can read people’s minds & mistakenly accuses a daydreaming co-worker of planning to rob the bank. "We do things without thinking about them at all,” he realizes. “And we think things without having the slightest intention of doing them"… Food for thought, eh? Having just seen Oppenheimer, Daniele wishes Oppy had experienced a bit of my Phone Sex Therapy. “If only Oppenheimer had found release in explosive orgasms rather than exploding atoms”… Brady just saw the Vice doc & gives it an A+: “That is one of the best Vice pieces ever…It’s a classic already… Bonoboville looks like Paradise on Earth. I’m very impressed actually… Ya’ll are the real deal. Ya’ll are making sex a less toxic, more positive thing for everyone on planet earth”… Amen & Awomen! In our RIP corner, we bid farewell to “The Fantasticks” writer Tom Jones… At age 16, I played “The Girl” (Luisa) in a camp production of this longest running musical of all time (1960 – 2002). And just in case you don’t know, I've been nominated for the 2023 Urban X Award for “Most Popular Sex Educator.” And Max & I will attend the Urban X Awards at the Globe Theater in DTLA Sunday. Come one, come all or just come. Unless you’re one of our threatening Vice trolls, in which case, please don’t come! Just stay home & masturbate. It’s a virtue. Check out more of my prose & shows: Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy We’re On Vice TV!

Our Vice TV piece has finally dropped with a huge splash in the YouTube ocean, creating ripples of love—& toxic tidepools of hate—around the world… Love us or hate us, we’ve garnered over 95.000 views with 1.5K thumbs-up in just four days! Thanks Vice TV for a job well done under duress—Vice went bankrupt, but was saved by George Soros! The result is that “Dial ‘O’ for Orgasm: Dr. Suzy’s Controversial Phone Sex Therapy” is a fantastic & unique documentary in many ways... though there are many ways in which I don’t like about it, but I'm not complaining. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! It certainly lives up to Vice labeling it "controversial" in the YouTube version’s comments section, where 500 comments (and counting) range from great praise to violent threats against me & Bonoboville, calling for our arrest, eternal damnation & execution by “firing squad”! It's a little scary, but Max & I have fun responding to all the rage, outrage, disgust, condemnation, denigration, slut-shaming, elder abuse, misogyny, thought-policing & horror with as much humor & Bonobo Love as we can muster…We also take 4 great calls on this podcast: 1) Chris G., 2) Kasey T-Girl, 3) Rhiannon Aarons and 4) Brady… Rhiannon & Kasey are in the ViceTV piece at our Bonoboville Reunion—the Vice edition featuring boobs without nipples… Yes indeed, thanks to censorship: We Are All Barbie Now!... Also on this Love Train ride: Intense responses to my Sinéad O' Connor farewell now on Counterpunch…. Beaten down by being hounded, RIP Backpage co-owner Jim Larkin died by suicide just before his trial… And we honor the 100s of 1000s of Dead on the 78th anniversary of the American bombing of Hiroshima, purposefully murdered by US President Harry S. Truman perpetrating the worst war crime the world has ever known. Tragic how these war criminals are honored by so many, while Sex Educator/s who never hurt anyone are treated with disdain… Well, I am being honored with a “Most Popular Sex Educator” Urban X awards nomination… Manatee group sex on the beach is in season! … And Trumpty Dumpty’s been indicted… again—but is still 39 points ahead of his closest Republican competitor, “throat-slitting” Ron DeFascist… RIP PeeWee Herman, aka Paul Ruebens… And... It’s hot! Global Warming has turned to Global Broiling. Keep hydrated. Stay sane. Air-conditioning may be good for you, but it’s bad for the planet, so make love—or m*sturbate—in a nice tub of ice while listening to this cool and eargasmic F.D.R. and then watch us on Vice TV: More here: Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Bonoboville X-Press

It’s a bumpy ride on the Bonoboville X-press which is still censored, disabled, terminated & X-terminated on all major social media X-cept on “X”… X? Yes, our beloved Tweety-bird has been X-ecuted by the world's richest man just to show us that he is X-tremely dumb. It’s X-hausting, & I feel as X-ploited by this (se)X-obsessed narcissist capitalist as anyone, but I'm still hanging in there, and at least I have FDR! But just as I start this show, Capt’n Max gruffly X-presses that he is “unhappy,” while refusing to explain why, so I restart the show without him Then, within a few minutes, he shows up & cheers up. Fellow travelers on this bumpy X-press train include Brady talking about Kanzi the genius bonobo playing Minecraft & asking me for my review of Barbie (I call her "Capitalist Barbie). My suggestion that guys with humiliation fetishes can relate to Ken dolls rings a bell for Brady & leads to a discussion about Matt Walsh, Christofascist “What is a Woman?” commentator into the Adult Baby Diaper Fetish with his “Sweet Baby Gang” of "theocratic fascists." AB/DL isn’t wrong, but Matt “Daddy” Walsh should get some sex therapy so he doesn’t keep inflicting his unresolved erotic issues on the rest of us. Meanwhile, libraries are being turned into prisons for kids & I defend Republican Congresswoman Nancy Mace making a sexy little joke at a “prayer breakfast.” In any case, the majority of Republicans still love their racketeering mobster Trumpty Dumpty... Mid-show, I deliver a heartfelt eulogy to Sinéad O’Connor whose amazing rendition of Prince's song "Nothing Compares 2 U" is featured on "Desert Susan". Also calling in: “Most Bonobo Couple” SUZY Award-winners Chef Belive & Daniele Watts featured in many Dr Suzy-Tv shows & bacchanals including our Bonoboville Reunion coming up this Thursday, August 3 (we just found out) on Vice TV special featuring me and my "Liberating Phone Sex Therapy." Watch it at AND check out my pro-bonobo prose & some uniquely amazing shows: Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Censorship: Left & Right + RIP Tony Bennett

Who are the worst censors—the Rightwing or the Left? Free Speech is under attack, but who causes more carnage & shuts down more Free Speech in today’s Battle of the Bans? The lunatic ammosexual Religiofascist Right or the faux-“woke” neoliberal corporate Left? In terms of sex, politics, war, peace, “freedom,” universalism, “bonoboism,” art or culture, & in the “commons”—that is, social media— our virtual public squares, who truly honors Free Speech? Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! Not that Capt'n Max and I (still Banned on Facebook) definitively answer these questions on this lively show, but we have a great, uncensored time speaking easy at the Speakeasy about them. Throughout civilized history, the Right, especially the Religious Right, has been the worst in terms of censoring facts, reason, diversity, justice & fairness, as well viciously & fascistically censoring millions of people’s very lives. Though liberal Democrat Harry Truman certainly censored a lot of innocent people’s lives in Hiroshima & Nagasaki, just to scare the Soviets. Furthermore, when it comes to censoring me on social media, the Leftwing has been worse than the Right. Though calling the faux woke Silicon Valley corporate billionaires of META, YouTube, Reddit & Spotify—& their AI (artificial ignorance) handmaids—“Left” is an insult to true Lefties like me. Most of our Lefty friends consider Twitter (now X) to be the WORST major social media, but for me, it’s been the best (so far). After all, when you’re being punched, kicked, terminated, ball-gagged and disabled by the “good guys,” & the bad guy offers you a hand—or at least leaves you alone—you appreciate it—Tweety Bird, X or O. Meanwhile, I continue to receive touching letters of solidarity that warm my heart, even as I'm frozen out of the social media Commons, including the latest missives from the late great artist Frank Moore's crew. Meanwhile we are taking Instagram to arbitration AND starting up a union for social media content creators. Join us! We also say RIP to Tony Bennett at the age of 96— fantastic singer & great Lefty who also appealed to the Rightwing, but always stood (& sang) for love, not war. We also pick up five passengers on this Love Train over the course of four fun Callin calls: 1) Joe on Universalism & “bonoboism” (his term for The Bonobo Way), the Right, the Left, the tRump (about to be indicted for the perfect charge, the “mob” allegation of “Racketeering” for his brazen attempt to subvert the 2020 election), interracial sex and p*rn on the floor of Congress (thx for that, Marjorie Taylor Greene, though considering you’re a proven cheater, maybe you shouldn’t be so hypocritical about Hunter Biden’s sexcapades) 2) Chris G., sings a little “San Francisco,” & speaks out against censorship… 3) Dre Day points out that social media takes info from us, but never gives it up to us 4) Finally, BeDaLoveLive, aka Chef Belive & Daniele Watts, featured in many DrSuzy.Tv shows & bacchanals, including our Bonoboville Reunion (soon to air on Vice TV…unless it’s censored like Vice’s documentary about Ron DeSantis’ Guantanamo torture times), talk about their current adventures & being shadow-banned +We discuss Barbie & Oppenheimer openings - Barbenheimer! - even though none of us have seen either film. The most explosive thing about Oppenheimer isn’t the A-Bomb, but Florence Pugh bare boobs! Bonus: she plays a Communist. Free the nipple (Barbie doesn't even have them) & spread the wealth! Speaking of spreading the wealth, if you haven’t already, please help 910 Weho And join Bonoboville & we just might fly you to the moon. Read more of my prose & watch the uncensored shows: Need to talk privately? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.


F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy STRIKE for Love

All aboard the Love Train, but don’t cross that picket line! Strike against greed! Yes indeed. At this pivotal moment in Capitalocene history, many routinely exploited American workers in the WGA, SAG-AFTRA, UPS & other unions are on strike. On this episode of FDR, we support the good strikes (go unions!) & oppose the bad strikes—the military strikes, specifically the horrific clusterbombs. There’s also a war on words being waged against me &, of course, YOU. This is not a war OF words, but a war ON words, because corporate social media’s most powerful weapon is to silence us, censoring our words, usually without saying a word about why we can no longer speak. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! Now Spotify is censoring my spoken word. Why? Is it something I said? My sexy voice? My leftist politics? Is it because I invented & practice Phone Sex Therapy? Because I'm Jewish? Pro-Palestine? Because I support workers, including sex workers? Neither Spotify, nor Facebook, nor IG, nor YouTube will say. That tends to be the guiding “principle” of corporate social media: Disable the account with no explanation. The disabling of my account(s) is sadly appropriate for Disability Pride Month, & in that spirit, we honor FDR.’s namesake, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, disabled from polio but one of our best Presidents—talk about a great role model for Disability Pride. F.D.R. also stands for F*ck Da Rich &, due to America’s ominous decision to send cluster bombs to Ukraine, I was going to call this show "Cluster F*ck da Rich," but self-censored out of fear of being disabled again. Self-censorship is the opposite of self-pleasure. It is a form of self-harm, but seems grimly necessary to keeping one’s social media accounts alive in these Dark Ages of Corporate Censorship. We are still waiting to hear back from the IG lawyer who said META bots *may* have made a mistake in disabling my accounts, but will they admit it? In the Hollywood strikes, CEO hypocrisy & class warfare are on full, dramatic display. Do the CEOs like Disney Chief Bob Iger care? Hardly. It’s the world of “acting,” but they don’t even bother to act like they care. On the other side, we go bonobos for SAG/AFTRA Prez Fran Drescher! Don't miss our Vice TV documentary premiering August 8! And vote for me for the “Most Popular Sex Educator” Urban X Award: Just call me the “Urban Ashkenazi Love Doctor"... Regarding those clusterbombs: I oppose them, but we take a call from Greg in Central Europe who makes a persuasive case for using them--though it doesn’t persuade me! Check out more prose & great uncensored shows: Need to talk privately? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.