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Brandi and Danni are two sisters who just happen to be dead inside. With no fulfilling career, longtime relationship, or children; they turn to the only thing promised to give them a feeling: art. Every week, Brandi and Danni will get face to face with art, discuss the wack history behind them, and evaluate their life giving powers. Join us on Art Sistory. Where two sisters put art to the ultimate test: can it make you feel alive? And if you listen in, maybe you will feel just a little less dead inside too.

Brandi and Danni are two sisters who just happen to be dead inside. With no fulfilling career, longtime relationship, or children; they turn to the only thing promised to give them a feeling: art. Every week, Brandi and Danni will get face to face with art, discuss the wack history behind them, and evaluate their life giving powers. Join us on Art Sistory. Where two sisters put art to the ultimate test: can it make you feel alive? And if you listen in, maybe you will feel just a little less dead inside too.
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Brandi and Danni are two sisters who just happen to be dead inside. With no fulfilling career, longtime relationship, or children; they turn to the only thing promised to give them a feeling: art. Every week, Brandi and Danni will get face to face with art, discuss the wack history behind them, and evaluate their life giving powers. Join us on Art Sistory. Where two sisters put art to the ultimate test: can it make you feel alive? And if you listen in, maybe you will feel just a little less dead inside too.

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Episodes

Ep 13: Madame X is Bringing Décolletage Back

6/12/2019
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Madame X is an unconventional beauty! Completely unpaintable! And hopelessly lazy! But she can do whatever she wants. Why? Well it's not just because she's wealthy. Her soul is rich. She knows it. John Singer Sargent knows it. And you know it. Mmm mmm MMM! I feel a scandal a brewin'! Don't you? Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

Duration:01:26:04

Ep 12: Praise Be Rosa Bonheur and her Bisexual Socialist God

6/5/2019
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Rosa Bonheur is the original feminist, lesbian, butch, farmcore, horse girl and we must all praise her. She grew up worshiping socialist jesus. She was openly married to her childhood sweetheart, Nathalie. She tricked the police into letting her wear pants. She chain smoked. She hunted. And painted horses with anime eyes. Rosa did it all in the goddamn 1880s and every person on the planet needs to know about her. Her bombastic life literally blew our brains out and it will probably fuck you...

Duration:01:19:25

Ep 11: Juan De Pareja Is My Boyfriend

5/29/2019
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What is in an expression? Is it pride? Sadness? Anger? Love? Why not all at once! Today we discuss our first piece at The Met, "Juan De Pareja" (1650), a captivating portrait by none other than Diego Velasquez, the paragon of the Spanish baroque. Juan may be an enigma but one thing we know is true: he's a stone cold fox, baby! Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

Duration:00:54:14

Ep 10: The House on the Rock is Bad Disneyland

5/22/2019
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Have you ever thought you were going to a house and ended up in an endless horror maze cooked up by a mad man boy child? Well that's what happened to us when we showed up at The House on the Rock in Spring Green, Wisconsin. Imagine a dust maze full of forged Faberge eggs, baroque music machines, sea monsters, and haunted doll bathrooms. It may be the door to the God world but we just call it a crusty old fever dream that everyone needs to see. Check our instagram for more details!...

Duration:01:27:22

Ep 09: Apollo, The Sexy Baby with Dead Eyes

5/15/2019
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The only original Praxiteles sculpture might just be in Cleveland, Ohio. Or it might be a 19th century lawn gnome. We may never know. And Cleveland certainly isn't telling us. Welcome to our newest episode of twists, turns, art dealing conspiracies, and a nightmarish 4 day old god. It's a good fun time, we swear. Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

Duration:00:43:59

Ep 08: Everyone Listen Except Anish Kapoor

5/10/2019
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Have you ever seen a big big mirror bean and thought, this is the center of a giant art battle between good and evil? Well it is! "Cloud Gate" (2006), otherwise known as The Bean, was created by a big angry baby who doesn't know how to share and the art world will not let that slide. Let's jump into this years long feud between artists which has created colors, destroyed apartments, and compelled Guy Fieri to cook the art. Check our instagram for more details!...

Duration:00:41:10

Ep 07: Mary Cassatt is Best Artist, Fight Me

5/8/2019
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This is it. Perhaps the best art? At the very least, it's better than Degas. "The Child's Bath" (1893) by Mary Cassatt is the art that convinced baby Danni to be an artist. Get ready for some in depth discussions about being a powerful, perfect, best, feminist, impressionist artist who puts all her whiny boy contemporaries to shame. Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

Duration:00:39:14

Ep 06: All American Goths Wear Overalls

5/3/2019
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"American Gothic" (1930). You know this painting. You've seen this painting. It's got memes, it's got parodies, it's got everything. And it's just a boring portrait of two farmers! Right....? No way! Why would we talk about it if it was boring!? In this episode, Brandi takes us on a journey to Cedar Rapids, Iowa, and explains why this painting made a woman want to bite the artist's ear off. Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at...

Duration:01:12:01

Ep 05: Bend It Like Beckmann

5/1/2019
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Max Beckmann just can't catch a break! Becoming a medic in WWI, a bunch of nazis calling his art trash, getting exiled from home, being forced to deal with the US visa system! It would drive anyone to madness. Which is why Danni is here to talk all about his "Self-Portrait" (1950) at the St. Louis Art Museum! Let's delve into Max's broken brain and the dumb dumb way he did die. Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

Duration:00:53:20

Ep 04: Echo and the Curse of Hot Teens

4/24/2019
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A big huge holy moley is it gigantic head, sitting in the middle of the Olympic Sculpture Park, and her name is "Echo" (2011). The monumental sculpture by Juame Plensa is named after a little chatty lady from Greek mythology. And Brandi just can't wait to tell you all about her entanglement with horny gods, a horrible curse, and her crush on the hottest teen you've ever seen. Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

Duration:00:45:07

Ep 03: Don't Say It Like 'Yehaw'

4/23/2019
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We in Seattle! And today we talk about the show, 'yəhaw̓', at the King Street Station. 200 different indigenous artists, a revolutionary curatorial process. Plus Danni just might have a crush on Michaila Taylor and her painting, "Ciuliaq" (2019). We're talkin' parkas, the right to wear red, and why we don't bump our heads on the sky anymore. Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

Duration:00:25:38

Lil' Sis 01: Cadillac Ranch Is Mud Dolphins

4/22/2019
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We're in Amarillo! And this is a Lil' Sis, a little baby podcast within a podcast. Today we stumble across a weird art literally jammed into the side of the freeway. And give you just a little taste of the goss. Because with a Lil' Sis, we get right to the point. Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

Duration:00:14:33

Ep 02: Teotihuacan's Stolen Chonks

4/21/2019
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Today Brandi and Danni continue their exploration at the de Young museum in San Francisco with the Harald Wagner Teotihuacan Murals (6th century). These mural chunks come from the ancient Mesoamerican city of Teotihuacan, the ding dang City of The Gods. These chunks are awesome! And definitely WEREN'T illegally hacked straight off the wall. Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

Duration:01:13:10

Ep 01: Gaugin is a Bad Bad Nasty Bad Man

4/20/2019
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Join us in this first episode of Art Sistory! Brandi and Danni have traveled to the San Francisco de Young museum to see the “Tahitian Woman With a Flower” (1891), by Paul Gauguin. Gaugin may get his own special exhibition but that won't stop Danni from raking him over the coals and setting his nasty nasty legacy aflame. He's the worst bad icky icky bad man and we can't wait to share with you how much we hate him. Check our instagram for more details!...

Duration:00:44:12

Art Sistory Trailer

4/11/2019
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Check out the trailer for the newest traveling art history podcast, Art Sistory! Brandi and Danni are two sisters that just happen to be dead inside. But they found a solution: art!

Duration:00:01:04