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Last April, I visited Brain Dead Studios in Los Angeles for "CYBERJUNK", a 12-hour all-day marathon of low-budget science-fiction movies, presented in 16mm, courtesy of Secret Sixteen. The following films were screened: Cyborg (1989); Millennium (1989); Android (1982); Trancers (1984); The Ice Pirates (1984); The Terminator (1984). Click here for the blog version of this episode.

I ramble general grumperies about not taking part in general arguments, before discussing three films from 2022: the coming-of-age 80s period piece Armageddon Time, directed by James Gray, and starring Anne Hathaway, Jeremy Strong, and Banks Repeta; the Marvel sequel Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, directed by Ryan Coogler, and starring Letitia Wright, Angela Bassett, and Tenoch Huerta; and the sci-fi horror flick M3GAN, directed by Gerard Johnstone, and starring Allison Williams and Violet McGraw. Click here for the blog version of this episode.

After a three-year absence from The Frida Cinema in Santa Ana, CA., I returned to enjoy their annual Camp Frida all-night horror movie marathon, where I watched the following: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997); Nightmare Beach (1989); Dead Snow (2009); April Fool's Day (1986); The Return of the Living Dead (1985); and Maniac Cop (1988). Click here for the blog version of this episode.

I talk about an incident at work that kinda/sorta/not really happened, before discussing three recent viewings: The 1969 erotic thriller/black comedy The Laughing Woman, directed by Piero Schivazappa, and starring Philippe Leroy and Dagmar Lassander; Ti West's X prequel Pearl, from 2022, directed by West, and starring Mia Goth; and the 1991 "ultimate road movie" Until the End of the World, directed by Wim Wenders, and starring William Hurt and Solveig Dommartin. Click here for the blog version of this episode.

In which I drove like a maniac to the Aero Theatre in Santa Monica to attend a movie marathon focusing on Los Angeles-based horror films from the 1980s. The following films were screened: They Live (1988); Society (1989); The Slumber Party Massacre (1982); Chopping Mall (1986); Blood Diner (1987); and Angel (1984). Click here for the blog version of this episode.

As a fan of the movie podcast "Trick or Treat Radio", I decided to play along by watching the same films they covered in 2021, and forming my own "Top 13" list of favorites. Visit the Trick or Treat Radio podcast if you want to hear fun genre talk. Note: This episode was originally intended to be released January 2022, but I had issues with the intro, which I felt was too dark. Normally, I don't care about such things, but I didn't want to start off the New Year with such a bad vibe. I prefer to save such gloom for June. So I ended up editing it down by 2/3, leaving it a relatively tame shadow of its former self -- and it *still* seemed too bleak. So I shelved it. Well, cut to a few months later, 2022 is shaping up to be yet another mother, I stopped caring, and so here it is. I've since deleted the longer version, but I'm sure those thoughts will pop up here and there in future posts, that is, if there *is* a future. See, my mind is always good at brewing up awfully negative things like that.

Between bitching about car salesmen and crying about humanity, I ramble about the 2019 film A Hidden Life, written and directed by Terrence Malick, and starring August Diehl and Valerie Pachner. Click here for the blog version of this episode.

In which I ramble about two Netflix films starring The Adorable Amy Adams. First, the 2020 adaptation of J.D. Vance's memoir, Hillbilly Elegy, directed by Ron Howard and written by Vanessa Taylor; co-starring Glenn Close, Gabriel Basso, Haley Bennett, and Frieda Pinto. Then I follow with 2021's The Woman in the Window, based on the novel by A.J. Finn, directed by Joe Wright, and written by Tracy Letts; co-starring Gary Oldman, Julianne Moore, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and Anthony Mackie.

After my longest break yet, here I go giving this foolish endeavor another go-round, this time covering the 2002 Brian De Palma film Femme Fatale, starring Antonio Banderas and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. This was requested by my buddy Alec over a year ago, but then 2020 happened. Click here for the blog version of this episode.

It's listener request fulfillment time, so listen as your humble rambler awakens the sleeping giant of Whovians with his ignorant lack-of-knowledge as he rambles about the 1996 made-for-television film Doctor Who: The Movie, starring Paul McGann, Sylvester McCoy, Daphne Ashbrook, and Eric Roberts as The Master. Click here for the blog-written version of this episode. And click here for listener Kris Wallace's awesome book "Chuck Solace and the Mystic of Meridian" from Migrant Publishing.

Greetings! Your lolly-gagging sometimes podcaster is back, just in time for Thanksgiving with ramblings on last October's All-Night Horror Show movie marathon at the world famous New Beverly Cinema in Los Angeles. Listen as I attempt to describe my evening watching the films 1988's Edge of the Axe, 1967's Quatermass and the Pit, 1943's The Mad Ghoul, 2000's Cherry Falls, 1975's Demon Witch Child, and 1993's Body Snatchers. Click here for the blog version of these ramblings.

Five months into the new year, I figured it was high time to get back in the saddle with my perverted player-hating ramblings on Jonah Hill's directorial debut from 2018, the semi-autobiographical coming-of-age film, Mid90s, starring Sunny Suljic, Katherine Waterston, Lucas Hedges, and Na-kel Smith. Click here for the blog version of these ramblings.

Another requested episode -- dropped just in time for New Year's Eve -- in which I ramble about the 1999 made-for-cable adaptation of the Charles Dickens classic A Christmas Carol, directed by David Jones and starring Patrick Stewart as Ebenezer Scrooge. Click here for the blog version of these ramblings.

By request, I ramble about Disney's 2017 live action Beauty and the Beast, directed by Bill Condon, starring Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Luke Evans, Kevin Kline, and plenty of familiar faces providing their voices. Then I ramble a bit about the 1991 animated film as well. Click here for the blog version of these ramblings.

At the beginning of October, I went to The Frida Cinema in Santa Ana, CA. to attend Camp Frida, a 12-hour horror movie marathon, where I watched From Dusk Till Dawn; Shaun of the Dead; Insidious; Friday the 13th Part III 3D; 30 Days of Night; and Poltergeist (1982). In typical EFC fashion, I waited until the end of October to drop an episode about it. Click here for the blog version of these ramblings.

The 1998 talking bird film Paulie -- directed by John Roberts, written by Laurie Craig; starring Tony Shalhoub, Hallie Eisenberg, Gena Rowlands, Cheech Marin, and Jay Mohr as the voice of Paulie -- is one of actress Amy Adams' favorite films. I heart Amy Adams, so I checked the movie out to see if it was as precious as her. Click here for the written version of these ramblings on my blog.

After nearly a year of being both lazy and despondent, the EFC podcast is back with episode numero très where I ramble about the 2001 film Crazy/Beautiful directed by John Stockwell and starring Kirsten Dunst & Jay Hernandez. I say hurtful things about others, but worse than that, I pronounce the word "radio" as "rate-e-oh". Click here for the written version of these ramblings on my blog.

Just in time for the holidays, I ramble about my visit last October to the 12th Annual Dusk-to-Dawn Horrorthon at the Aero Theatre, where we watched: An American Werewolf in London; Popcorn; The Tingler; Hack-O-Lantern; Shocker; Brainscan; and Death Bed: The Bed that Eats. At this rate, I'll be posting episodes about Christmas movies by Easter. Anyway, enjoy listening to Fuckhead refer to Death Bed writer/director George Barry as "John Barry", even though he had his name written in front of him. Click here for the written version of these ramblings on my blog.

Welcome to my first episode of the podcast, where I read from my blog ramblings on movies. For this Halloween-themed episode released in November for reasons of incompetence, I take a request from a reader of my blog to ramble on the 1995 film, Tales from the Crypt presents Demon Knight, directed by Ernest Dickerson (Juice; Surviving the Game) and starring Billy Zane, William Sadler, and Jada Pinkett. Click here for the written version on my blog.