Honest Wedding Advice

You're about to say "I do," but will your playlist do you justice without offending Grandma Joan or little cousin Timmy? Let's cut through the noise as DJ ESG lays down the law on why your wedding day isn't the place for those explicit tracks you bump on Saturday nights. Picture this: the dance floor is lit, the spirits are high, and then BAM! An F-bomb drops harder than Aunt Karen's jaw. Not exactly the memory you want to frame, right? Strap in, because we're about to school you on the art of keeping it classy without killing the vibe. This ain't just another chat about music; it’s a stark reminder that while you're kicking off your forever, some tunes need to be shelved for the night. No one's saying you can't groove to your favorites—just consider the clean versions. I'll break down the ins and outs of music selection, handling those lyric-loving guests, and ensuring your DJ knows the score. Let's face it, a wedding's meant to be a blast for everyone, from your college roomie to Grandpa Joe. So tune into this episode, and let's get your wedding playlist right—without making it a night to forget for all the wrong reasons. Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Brace yourselves for a reality check as I, DJ ESG, cut through the fluff to address the alarming 30% slump hammering the wedding industry. This isn't just about numbers; it's a stark look into the mirror for vendors far and wide. From photographers donning sneakers to venues swapping staff like trading cards, I'm laying it all out with brutal honesty. If you've felt the sting of dwindling bookings and can't pinpoint why, it's time to listen up and make some serious changes. This session is loaded with raw, unfiltered advice that's been forged from years on the frontlines of wedding chaos. I'm dissecting the seismic shifts in venue preferences, calling out the complacency in dress codes, and challenging the age-old methodologies suffocating innovation in our industry. Grab your notepad, because this isn't just tough love—it's a survival guide for the modern wedding vendor desperate to reconnect with a market that's swiftly evolving under their feet. Ready for a candid conversation? My line is open, and it's time we talked shop. Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Ever been to a wedding where the after-party shenanigans eclipsed the nuptial bliss? Strap in for a ride with me, Dj ESG, as I regale you with the tale of a meltdown so epic, it'll make you rethink that extra toast at the open bar. This episode isn't just about laughs and head-shakes, though; it's a real-talk rundown on the mayhem that booze and responsibilities can brew when they mix at weddings. Join me as I recount the unforgettable saga of a maid of honor who took "party till you drop" a bit too literally, leading to a messy, tearful debacle over leftover wedding food of all things. From the bewildering spectacle of her meltdown to the bride's delayed departure, we dissect the importance of picking your post-reception support team with care. Get ready for an episode peppered with humor and wisdom that'll have you nodding your head in agreement or shaking it in disbelief. Remember, whether you're a wedding guest or part of the main cast, a clear head can save the day - or at least save the leftovers. Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Ever wondered how a wedding can spiral into an unforgettable saga of misadventures? Strap in, because I'm DJ ESG, and I'm about to walk you through a wedding that was anything but ordinary. Picture this: a ceremony at an unconventional city venue, a photographer's car towed for an ill-fated hydrant parking, and a videographer's dance with the same fate. This episode of Wedding Advice is no fairy tale—it's the gritty, laugh-out-loud reality of what can go awry when planning meets chaos. Join me as I unpack the lessons from this commotion-filled celebration, where even a delay in dinner service from an Italian restaurant tested the patience of hungry guests. We'll explore the importance of vendor savvy, the necessity of adhering to city parking laws, and why timing is everything—from the first course to the last dance. Despite the turmoil, there's a heartwarming finish as the groom sums up the day with unexpected gratitude. So tune in for a whirlwind tale that'll have you nodding in recognition, cringing in sympathy, and, most importantly, taking notes for your own big day. Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Get ready to toss out that dusty old wedding playlist and inject some serious groove into your big day! Here's the scoop: cover songs are not just knock-offs of the greats; they are musical revolutionaries that can elevate your wedding to legendary status. Join me, DJ EST, as I break down the incredible power of the cover song in making your wedding soundtrack one for the history books. I'm bringing you heart-pumping tales like the "Crazy Rich Asians" ballad that outshined Elvis, and the Hawaiian twist on Lionel Richie that turned a classic into a wedding anthem. Tune in to discover why the modern mastery of cover songs, with their innovative arrangements and studio wizardry, can create a vibe that's both nostalgic and fresh. This episode isn't just a talk fest; it's an all-access pass to curating a wedding playlist that's as unique as your love story. With the right cover tunes, your reception could be more lit than the dance floor at Studio 54. We're going beyond the cookie-cutter to explore how shows like The Voice and The Masked Singer uncover hidden gems that can be woven into your special day. I'll guide you on how to work with your DJ to craft a setlist that hits all the right notes – think classic soul mixed with the punch of today's sound. So, if you're ready to amp up the 'I dos' with a track list that's as memorable as your first kiss, press play and let’s make your wedding the one everyone talks about! Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Get your dancing shoes ready and your vocal cords prepped, because Dj ESG is about to drop a playlist that's pure white girl magic! It's a no-holds-barred party where "Dancing Queen" meets "Uptown Funk," and every track is a singalong sensation. From the disco inferno of ABBA to the pop perfection of Carly Rae Jepsen and the unstoppable force that is Taylor Swift, we're unearthing the ultimate wedding bangers that'll have you shouting for an encore. And trust me, with these tunes, everyone from your tween cousins to your boomer aunts will be lining up to hit the dance floor. Think you've heard it all? Wait until you hear the roar of the crowd when Ariana Grande's hits come on, or the collective gasp when Britney's "Toxic" cues up. Dj ESG isn't just spinning tracks; he's curating a night to remember, complete with the anthems that resonate across generations. Whether you're in love with Katy Perry's fireworks or shaking off the haters with T-Swift, this episode's playlist is the secret ingredient to a wedding reception that's more than just memorable—it's legendary. Tune in, and let's make some noise! Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Ever wondered what it would be like to slam the traditional wedding playbook through a table and lace your big day with the high-flying, body-slamming spectacle of WWE? Well, buckle up, because that's exactly what we're tackling in this episode. I, Dj ESG, am taking you on a ringside seat to the ultimate matrimonial main event, where the passion for professional wrestling and wedding celebrations tag team for an unforgettable extravaganza. We’re not just talking about using entrance music for your walk down the aisle; we’re crafting an entire experience that will have your guests feeling like they've got front-row tickets to WrestleMania. Get ready for behind-the-scenes stories of how we've transformed venues with wrestling-themed decor, from tables named after iconic events to action figures flexing on centerpieces. Picture a photo booth where guests can strike a pose with life-sized cutouts of WWE legends, or a mini wrestling ring that will have your ring bearer looking like the next big superstar. And if you think a wrestling-inspired first dance is too much, just wait until you hear about the couple that incorporated a stone-cold stunner into their routine. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a good theme party, this episode is packed with creative ideas to make your wedding the ultimate championship-worthy celebration. Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Ready to turn up the volume on your wedding memories? Let DJ ESG be your guide to the ultimate 90s sing-along playlist that'll get every guest from your distant aunt to your best man shouting lyrics like there's no tomorrow. I'm bringing you a lineup of tracks that aren't just songs, they're time machines. With picks like "I Want It That Way" and "Livin' La Vida Loca," I've got the secret sauce to make sure your special day is bursting with nostalgia and good vibes. And if your vocal chops aren't quite Grammy-worthy, fear not! The collective power of a pumped-up wedding crowd will have you covered, harmonizing to retro hits in a way that would make the Backstreet Boys proud. This episode is your wedding DJ cheat sheet, packed with not just the sounds of the 90s, but also the soul. From the rhythmically rebellious "No Scrubs" by TLC to the heartfelt ballad "Truly Madly Deeply" by Savage Garden, I'm dishing out the insights on why these songs still hit the mark decades later. Forget about the typical wedding playlists; with my expertise and your enthusiasm, we're about to create a sing-along sensation that's as unforgettable as your first kiss as newlyweds. Peace, love, and turntables—join me, DJ ESG, for a wedding bash that's guaranteed to be a chart-topper in the hearts of every guest. Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Ever wondered how a song about heartbreak became the anthem for newlyweds' first dances? Tune in to the latest beats and banter with DJ ESG, who's fresh out of hernia surgery and ready to spin tales of wedding playlist blunders that'll have you laughing and second-guessing your own music choices. Sporting scars shaped like a "healing bowling ball," I'm breaking down why the likes of Whitney Houston's tear-jerker "I Will Always Love You" and Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" might not set the intended romantic vibe at your nuptials. Get set for a rollercoaster ride through the hits that hit a bit too ironically for a day of marital bliss, as we dissect the wrongly labeled love songs and dance floor disasters that could turn your reception into an awkward musical faux pas. From the unintended creepiness behind "Every Breath You Take" to the not-so-subtle message of "Gold Digger," this episode is your musical prenup against playlist pitfalls. Join me, DJ ESG, for stories, laughs, and a fresh perspective on the tracks that could turn your "I Do" into an "I Don't" if played at the wrong moment! Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Ever dreamed of crafting a wedding that's as unique as your love story without breaking the bank? Buckle up, lovebirds! In this whirlwind of an episode, I, Dj ESG, am spilling the secrets to infusing your big day with personality and pizzazz, all through savvy DIY magic. From the get-go, we're sharing ways to put a personal stamp on everything – think bespoke invitations whipped up on Canva to a family friend's cannoli tower that'll have your guests talking for years. It's not just about saving dollars; it's about creating a wedding with heart. We're turning the tables on traditional weddings, offering up a mixtape of ideas from DIY food stations to a hilarious Mad Libs vow exchange that promises to be the belly laugh of the season. Get the lowdown on crafting a bespoke photo booth, and learn why your bridal party is your best asset in adding those handmade touches to your celebration. With clever tips and a dose of humor, this episode is an invitation to roll up your sleeves and let creativity take the lead on your journey to the altar. Tune in and get inspired to make wedding memories that are truly one-of-a-kind, with a side of side-splitting fun. Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Dust off your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie because this season, I, DJ ESG, am here to amp up your wedding with a Motown revival that will have every guest, from your trendy cousin to your groovy grandma, twirling under the disco ball. Imagine the magic of '59 coursing through your reception as we spin the tracks that have not only defined a generation but have been the hidden heartbeat behind today's chart-toppers from Lizzo to Nicki Minaj. Tune in for an electrifying rundown of classics from Marvin Gaye's soulful serenades to the infectious melodies of The Jackson 5 that are guaranteed to fill your dance floor with joy, nostalgia, and a whole lot of soul. With my three decades of turntable triumphs, I'll guide you to curate a playlist that's not just a collection of songs, but a celebration of your love story set to the timeless tunes of Motown. So, raise a glass and let's make musical memories that will last a lifetime, all while honoring the iconic artists who brought us the groove. Peace, love, and vinyl vibes - DJ ESG, over and out! Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Are you ready to turn up the volume and make your wedding the talk of the town? DJ ESG's got the inside scoop on why picking a DJ with a fire in their heart beats one with just a paycheck on their mind. Fresh from a double hernia surgery and more pumped than ever, I'm here to drop a truth bomb that'll change the way you think about hiring your wedding entertainment. Imagine a DJ who's so into their craft, they'd spin tracks for nothing but the thrill—now that's the energy you want fueling your big day! This isn't just about music; it's about creating an experience that echoes in your guests' memories for years to come. I'm dishing out real talk on why settling for a mediocre quarterback in the DJ booth could mean the difference between a touchdown dance and a fumbled reception. You don't want a Ryan Leaf behind the decks when you could score a Patrick Mahomes, right? Tune in as I lay down the tracks to finding that diamond-in-the-groove DJ who lives to make your special day legendary. Let's crank this party to eleven, 'cause DJ ESG is in the house, bringing peace and love to your wedding bash. Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Hey, wedding warriors! It's Dj ESG spinning the deck with season seven, and we've got a treasure trove of wedding wonders that'll have your guests talking long after the bouquet's been tossed. Picture this: a guest book that flips the script with mad-lib style hilarity, a bridal party shimmying into a flash mob, and off-the-wall photo booth antics that'll tickle your funny bone. You're in for a treat as we explore the ultimate mix of matrimonial merriment, guaranteed to amplify the joy at your nuptials. Get ready to chuckle down the aisle with vows that pack a punchline, and brace yourselves for the ultimate surprise twist in the first dance that your in-laws didn't see coming. We're peeling back the curtain on how to keep the vibes light-hearted and love-filled, with games and gags that'll keep everyone from your Great Aunt Mabel to your college buddies in stitches. And remember, while we're serving up the fun, we're keeping it classy—think laughter meets love, with a side of sophistication. You won't find any snooze-worthy moments here, so tune in and let's get this party started! Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Hey, party planners and lovers of love, it's your favorite wedding beat-dropper, DJ ESG, spinning not just tracks but also the ultimate guide on crafting your bridal party. Ever been tangled in the web of who to include in your wedding lineup? Fear not! I've got the magic formula to help you select a squad that'll shine brighter than a diamond tiara. No more second-guessing or friendship-testing; it's all about surrounding yourself with the folks who truly matter. We're talking the real MVPs who've had your back since scrunchies were cool, and who'll hand you tissues with the same hand they used to pass you notes in class. This episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and real talk—I'm dishing out the lowdown on balancing your bridal party without tipping the scale of friendship doom. You'll learn to navigate through potential conflicts, communicate expectations like a pro, and trust your gut when it comes to tough calls. And for those moments when you feel like you're choosing between the lesser of two frenemies, I've got a few words of wisdom to keep the peace. So grab your sparkly notepad and get ready to plan a wedding party that's not just photo-perfect but also heart-true. Because, at the end of the day, it's all about making memories with your true crew, and trust me, we're here to ensure your wedding party is one for the books! Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Get ready to finesse the subtleties of wedding song requests without stepping on any (musical) toes! This episode dishes out unfiltered advice straight from the DJ booth, with your host, DJ ESG, guiding you through the do's and don'ts of getting your favorite tunes spun at a wedding. It's about more than just shouting out your jam — it's understanding when to hit up the DJ, how to charm them into playing your pick, and knowing what's going to get everyone on the dance floor versus what'll clear it faster than you can say "Electric Slide." Ever wondered why your epic song suggestion didn't make the playlist, or why the DJ gave you the side-eye when you asked for a banger mid-cake cutting? DJ ESG lays it all out, offering insights on how to avoid common pitfalls and ensure your request complements the night’s vibe. From tapping into group requests to navigating online forms before you even step into your heels or tie your bowtie, this episode promises you'll be the savviest guest within earshot of the speakers. Tune in and become the hero of the dance floor — or at least avoid becoming the musical villain! Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Ever found yourself whispering about a guest's faux pas at a wedding? Well, folks, we're flipping the script and schooling you on wedding guest etiquette so you're never the one being whispered about. Join us as we uncloak the dos and don'ts that will have you receiving a standing ovation for your impeccable manners. From the cardinal sin of wearing white to the wedding (yes, people still do that!) to the subtle art of arriving on time – we're spilling the tea on everything you need to know. This episode isn't just a list of no-nos; it's packed with laughter, stories, and some jaw-droppingly bad behavior that will have you vowing to never be "that guest." We wade into the murky waters of plus-ones, discuss why your phone should be seen and not heard, and even tackle the touchy topic of the open bar. No wedding party wants to mop up after a drunken fiasco, and we're here to ensure you're remembered for all the right reasons. So, grab a notepad, or just your memory, and prepare to be the guest that every bride and groom dreams of – respectful, thoughtful, and a total etiquette rockstar. Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Have you ever felt a special bond that transcends biological ties, especially when it comes to family? Join me, Dj ESG, as I spin not just records but real talk on the delicate subject of the stepmother-stepchild dance at weddings. In our newest heartfelt season, we're crafting the perfect playlist for those deeply personal moments that celebrate the love and time shared between stepmoms and their stepchildren. From tear-jerkers by Boys To Men to soulful melodies by Josh Groban, these handpicked tunes echo the support, love, and cherished memories that define this unique relationship. Strap on your dancing shoes and prepare to sway to a soundtrack that honors the woman who may not have brought you into this world but has nurtured and shaped your life in countless ways. This episode isn't just about finding the right beat; it's about creating a moment that captures the essence of a bond formed through love and choice. Whether you're a stepchild looking to express your gratitude or a stepmom searching for that perfect song, I've got you covered with safe bets that will make your special dance unforgettable. Let's celebrate the rhythm of family, in all its forms, with peace, love, and a playlist that speaks directly to the heart. Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Prepare to have your wedding speech clichés shattered, because DJ ESG is in the house with unapologetically real talk for the maid of honor struggling to write something that won't bore the entire reception. If you're fed up with cookie-cutter advice and want to learn how to craft a speech that'll have the crowd hanging on your every word – and not because they're waiting for it to end – this is the episode you can't afford to miss. You'll get the lowdown on navigating the minefield of personal anecdotes and the art of acknowledging the bride, and perhaps the groom, in a way that genuinely resonates. This season kicks off by tearing up the rulebook and giving you the raw deal on wedding dos and don'ts from around the globe. When you tune in, you'll hear DJ ESG dissect these vlogs and spill the tea on why mumbling platitudes about the bride's childhood innocence won't cut it. Instead, get ready to learn how to keep your tribute light, tight, and dynamite. From how to avoid alienating guests with tales from the sixth-grade clique to why you should (or shouldn't) throw a bone to the groom, this episode is your backstage pass to making your maid of honor speech the highlight of the party—minus the cringe. Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Ever wondered what goes into picking the perfect first dance song for a wedding? Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of honesty as I, Dj ESG, launch into season seven of Honest Wedding Advice, where I've got the scoop on everything from timeless tracks to the tunes you should definitely skip for your big day. Trust me, when it comes to tying the knot, the last thing you need is a cliché melody tripping you up as you take that monumental first spin on the dance floor. So, if you're ready to cut through the sugary advice and get down to the nitty-gritty, you won't want to miss my candid take on first dance dos and don'ts. This episode isn't just about throwing shade at overplayed Ed Sheeran ballads; it's about finding that perfect anthem for your love story. I'm talking about those songs that are so uniquely 'you' they could have been the soundtrack to your first kiss, or even the backdrop to that heart-stopping 'I love you.' And if you're thinking of mashing up some beats for a dance routine that screams personality, I've got your back with some real talk on whether that's a showstopper or a potential flop. So, grab your partner and tune in – because this season, we're making sure your first dance is as unforgettable as your love story. Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Ever felt like wedding planning is more about dodging unsolicited advice than choosing your dream cake? I'm DJ ESG, and in this raw and real discussion, I lay down the law on why it's time to silence the chorus of "shoulds" and "musts" that threatens to drown out your own wedding bells. From the overbearing relative who insists on a chicken dance to the friend who critiques your choice of napkin fold, I'm here to tell you: Enough is enough. Tune in as I share my own battle stories from the frontlines of wedding prep and offer a lifeline to those drowning in a sea of well-meaning but unwelcome suggestions. In the whirlwind of "I dos" and "I don'ts," keeping a firm grip on your sanity and vision can feel like an uphill battle. But here's the kicker: it's your love story, not a community theater production. In this episode, forget about trying to please every guest's palate or panicking over the playlist—let's talk about staying true to you. Without holding back, I highlight the importance of embracing the joy and embracing your choices. Remember, when the confetti settles, it's about the union of two hearts, not the opinion polls. Join me for a straight-shooting session that'll leave you fortified, focused, and ready to reclaim your big day. Peace, Love & God Above! :-)