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"What could possibly go wrong?" Host Bradford Rogers learns some things NOT to do—and the occasional life lesson—while sailing the Gulf Coast of Florida and meeting salty characters. "Screwing up is part of cruising. Let me show you how!"

"What could possibly go wrong?" Host Bradford Rogers learns some things NOT to do—and the occasional life lesson—while sailing the Gulf Coast of Florida and meeting salty characters. "Screwing up is part of cruising. Let me show you how!"

Location:

Atlanta, GA

Description:

"What could possibly go wrong?" Host Bradford Rogers learns some things NOT to do—and the occasional life lesson—while sailing the Gulf Coast of Florida and meeting salty characters. "Screwing up is part of cruising. Let me show you how!"

Language:

English

Contact:

7704583838


Episodes

Episode 29: All At Sea

1/14/2022
In this episode, I check if we're still afloat, try to get some music from Peter Suarez, and resolve a little wager we made.

Duration:00:20:53

Episode 28: The Punch List

12/31/2021
In the last podcast of 2021, numerous problems crop up… Who knew? Produced by: Bradford Rogers for Worldsongs Media Music What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez You’re A Mean One, Mister Grinch - Performed by Bradford Rogers

Duration:00:20:50

Episode 27: Ahoy, HowNotToSailer!

12/18/2021
A steaming potpourri of How Not To Sail news and tidbits to (almost) close out the year. Produced by: Bradford Rogers for Worldsongs Media Music What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez MusicVine: Hokey Pokey - Alan Green Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy - Tchaikovsky The Supermarket Theme - Christian Larssen

Duration:00:18:08

Episode 26: How Not To Paddleboard

11/24/2021
In this episode, I try to stay upright on a paddleboard and get some peace…but I run into a familiar obstacle. Take the survey here: HowNotToSail.com/survey Produced by: Bradford Rogers Voiceover: Bradford Rogers Mixed by: Maxi Frini (MaxiFrini.com) Music What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez MusicVine: Circles of Life - Adi Goldstein Act Casual - Leon Rifkin Unfamiliar Faces - All Good Folks Defiance - Clemens...

Duration:00:20:36

Episode 25: How Not To Paint Your Cabin Top

9/18/2021
A week in the blazing sun. A thousand dollars worth of materials, some of which may or may not be the right stuff for the job. What could possibly go wrong? Edited by: Bradford Rogers Voiceover: Bradford Rogers Mixed by: Maxi Frini This episode contains music and SFX from the below. (All other music, SFX, location sound, etc., by Bradford Rogers for Worldsongs Media. ©2019, 2020 and/or 2021 Worldsongs, Inc.) Music MusicVine: Hokey Pokey – Alan Green Dominoes – Jim Perkins Mojacari –...

Duration:00:20:13

Episode 24: Listener Questions

9/5/2021
I answer your questions!

Duration:00:13:41

Episode 23: Reaching Reality with Barry Walton

8/26/2021
Check out my convo with HowNotToSailer Barry Walton, director and one of the stars of the sailing documentary Reaching Reality. Not subscribed to the podcast yet? Click HERE to get every episode automatically delivered to whatever gadget you use.

Duration:00:18:22

Episode 22: O Brother, Here Art Thou

5/22/2021
In this episode, I get to take my recently-discovered brother sailing, and uncover some more How Not To Sail tips…

Duration:00:21:58

Episode 21: Pluses and Minuses

3/14/2021
This first episode of Season Two is about a rather dirty topic.

Duration:00:11:37

Unheard Gems from Season One

2/17/2021
Here are some of the stories and How Not To Sail moments from Bob Bitchin, Fuel Dock Debbie, and Eric Stone you *didn't* hear in Season One...!

Duration:00:20:55

Seaon One Party-The Crunchiest Bits

1/29/2021
The best bits from the party! More suitable than the YouTube version for using during activities like driving or bathing a cat.

Duration:00:53:59

Episode 20: Eric Stone

1/9/2021
In the FINAL episode of Season One, I visit with Eric Stone.

Duration:00:13:39

Episode 19: Loose Ends

12/24/2020
Kinda self-explanatory, no? Don't forget to RSVP to the end-of-season party at: HowNotToSail.com/party

Duration:00:19:26

News: Season One Wrap Party!

12/4/2020
Join me for the end-of-Season One party!!!! Reserve your FREE ticket at HowNotToSail.com/party

Duration:00:01:39

Episode 18: Back To The Barn

11/24/2020
After a month and 700-mile round trip, it's about time to put Jacie Sails back into her slip.

Duration:00:16:00

Episode 17: It's Alive!

11/8/2020
In this episode we come full circle. (You'll hear what I mean if you've heard the previous episodes...)

Duration:00:25:14

Episode 16: ...or Stubbornness?

10/7/2020
In this episode, I do a couple of stupid things. Try not to act surprised.

Duration:00:19:42

Episode 15: Persistence...?

8/27/2020
In this episode, I finally head back toward my home port, meet some "old friends" (I didn't say they were human!), and am stubbornly persistent as usual. Hopefully that works out okay. Check out the Show Notes at HowNotToSail.com/15 for photos, a map, a little bit about the particular bosun's whistle model I found (that actually works)...and lord knows what else...

Duration:00:23:21

Episode 14: Happy Where I Am?

7/14/2020
Ah...back in Marathon with a frosty beverage in hand. But is there trouble in paradise?

Duration:00:23:20

Episode 13: Back Toward Marathon

6/8/2020
After coming to grips with the new reality of things, I start the 350-mile journey back toward Marathon, and "home." (And I probably should learn how certain things work on the boat. Just sayin'.)

Duration:00:17:41